#stabby!michael”

[iris-echos]

What if we just refer to all unnamed characters in the magnus protocol as just "Michael"

[jonnywaistcoat]

Did you make Needles for the atrocious amount of Michael Shelly stans out there (a group in which I can be counted) or were the similar vibes just a happy little accident?

Neither, really - sometimes you just gotta write a nasty sharp man, then part if your brain goes "the shellyfellas are gonna love this" and another part goes "is that a problem?" and the first part goes "no, just sayin" and then you go make a cup of tea.

[stabbyhandsmcmike]

mew

As usual: Link(NSFW)

[lurkingindoorways]

Needles is like if Michael Distortion focused more on the stabb!ng part of being an avatar, rather than the delusion

[osirisisv]

Unfinished wip: the stabby trio meets ✨cujo✨

I make this little comic after posting the drawing of service dog ✨cujo✨

But didn't find it worth sharing, because I didn't want to make the lineart and the color, etc. (I just put the background to post it)

I really miss the Myers trio fanfics 🥺💔

[johowhore]

uhhh various meme redraws i did during break uwa

[shapeshousewife]

I swear… BHVR… we better get a brother and sister skin of Raggedy Ann or Raggedy Andy…

It can either be Thalita and Renato or Michael and Laurie. IT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE TWO!

Would be nice especially for sibling friendships that play DBD together! ᕦ(ò_ó)ᕤ

[maveras-posts]

✨CrAcK✨Michael Headcanons pt.LOST TRACK

Michael Myers ✨Crack✨:

Michael CAN READ! Let me explain…

He can read names and small words (like his own name, foods and colours) like a six year old.

Michael traces the words with his finger and sounds out every letter (How do you think he found JUDITH’S HEADSTONE)

Michael has a First Grade education (I doubt Loomis did much, I mean he diagnosed him with the DEVIL🤦)

Tbh IDK how this is what people are talking about when he can DRIVE despite being committed for 15 YEARS—

Very INTELLIGENT to say the least

Can also do the basics of Math (Adding, subtracting yk)

At the end of the day Michael DGAF

Stabby Boi is def a RECLUSE (If ur tryna find him, he’ll be at his childhood home)

Very HILARIOUS drunk and high (Imagine everything a perosn under the influence does but in slow motion😂)

RARE for him to sleep but when he does he is OUT

Once slept for an entire day and saw it was sundown (Oh 2 hour nap) but NO. Learned after you told him it was a day later—HE SLEPT 24 HOURS 🤷‍♀️

Don’t disturb his sleep it will end badly (Not going further into detail)

Is SKILLED in ✨JUST DANCE🥶 (Only moves arms and gets a perfect score?!)

BE WARNED…Yandere Energy (He always been this way)

Michael will be DEDICATED to a person if they catch his interest (Only has 👀 for you)

Will LITERALLY kill or fight for you (Violence isn’t the answer it the SOLUTION)

[iekeejkeek]

More Easter yay

does that egg families?

[rabbitinred]

[elf-punk]

am I the only one who noticed michael's haircut midway through 15x19. Like. bro stepped out for a fresh trim after stabby stabbing lucifer.

[loganscyangutspill]

I cant stress enough how happy I am to get my order form @hugs-and-stabbies ! It came faster than I hoped for and everything is so cute and perfect especially it seems that my Michael enjoys his new pillow 💕✨

[slasher-male-wife]

Slashers with a clingy s/o

So I’m a clingy bastard and when I get a boyfriend again I am going to be attatched to the hip to them. Like maybe it’s cause I’m touch starved, maybe it’s because I still haven’t gotten my first kiss. Anyway I’m doing this cause I’m clingy so just enjoy some stupid head cannons for our favorite stabby men. 

Includes: The Sinclair brothers, Billy Lenz, og Michael Myers 

Warnings: Murder mention in Michael’s section and Billy calls the reader “Pretty piggy”

Bo Sinclair 

At first when you say I love you a lot he’s not really gonna believe you. But as time goes on he’s gonna realize that you do mean it and he’s gonna say it back every time. 

He loves when he gets home and you’re there to greet him with lots of hugs and kisses. 

He’ll tease you about it constantly too like the bitch he is. “Ya love me so much ya can’t leave me alone?” “Yer like a puppy dog sometimes ya know?” “You act like I saved yer life or somethin.” 

Once he feels like he can bring you around the visitors he’ll make sure they know you’re his. He’ll have his hands on you constantly, making sure they know not to flirt with you. 

He adores how you cling to him every night when you fall asleep and how much you do to show you love him in general. 

Vincent Sinclair 

He’ll be a bit nervous at first with all of the touching and love loving words. He’s never really gotten them before. But once he knows you really mean it he’ll be all over you. 

He loves when you’re touching or cuddling when he’s making art. Like if you sit on his lap when he draws or paints, hugging him from behind while he sculpts or just holding onto his arm while he works. 

If you’re not the one following him around he is following you. You two will do everything together. Vincent will often incorperate you into his art or just flat out draw you. He can’t keep his mind off of you. 

He’ll love how much you praise him and he can’t get enough of your ‘I love you’s. He’ll often bend down to your level so you can kiss his forehead or cup his cheeks. He adores you in every way possible. 

Lester Sinclair

Like you Lester is one clingy bastard. If he comes home one day and he isn’t greeted with a hug and a kiss he’ll start to panic that somethings wrong. 

If you ride in the truck with him he’ll either put his hand on your thigh or just hold it. 

Every time you give him a kiss or a hug he gives it back 100%. If you kiss his forehead he kisses yours. If you hug him from behind, the next time he can he’ll hug you from behind too. He returns every compliment and every ‘I love you’ back to you with his full heart. 

Every night he’s either holding you or has you rest on top of him. He loves how clingy you are because he’s clingy too. He takes you everywhere with him and always make sure you’re doing ok. 

Billy Lenz

He’ll be confused as to why you’re in the attic with him so much. Once you tell him it’s because you’re clingy he’s gonna freak out. ‘Pretty piggy loves Billy that much?’ ‘Billy loves his pretty piggy too!’ usually followed by a hug. 

If you don’t visit him one day and you haven’t told him why he’s gonna get really worried. He’ll check around the house and make sure you’re ok before he leaves. 

He loves all of the cuddles, hugs, kisses and affection you give him. I feel like rubbing his back or playing with or brushing his hair would really calm him down, or playing like some soft music. After every little kiss Billy will wrap you in a hug and kiss you all over your face. 

When he sees you entering the attic he gets really excited and starts jumping around. Once you are in the attic he’s holding you for a good long while. He loves how you always give him affection and he wouldn’t have it any other way. 

og Michael Myers

He won’t be too keen on all of the physical affection at first but he won’t mind all of the words of affirmation and how you follow him everywhere. He likes keeping an eye on you and that makes it easy. When you are out of the house he’ll always let you know he’s watching, unless he’s out on some kills. 

Once you two have been in the relationship for a longer time he’ll be more comfortable with you cuddling and giving him physical affection. He might take a few minutes to cuddle back or he might not hug back at first but over time he’ll get better at it. 

If you’re acting really clingy he might flick your forehead in a teasing way or pick you up and sit you down somewhere while he leaves. He doesn’t mind you giving him kisses but if you want to kiss his forehead he won’t bend down for you. He likes seeing you frustrated with your love for him. 

He’ll over time cuddle closer to you when you’re sleeping, partly to protect you, partly because he loves you. 

[amelie-isnt-french]

Against my better judgement, can I ask about the 24k word TMA conspiracy board?

I like how you already know that you might regret this halfway through, self-awareness is important!

Against anon's better judgement, I hereby present the Original TMA Brainrot Document! *drumroll*

I've only had comment permissions on this document since today, actually, so all my added nonsense is FRESH!

General layout is this: the doc goes episode by episode until mid s4 (as you, beloved people, can see below), and then we follow it up with conspiracy rants, entity characterisations & rituals. Not only confirmed rituals, but also Ali's speculations, which are delightful.

Let's start out gently, shall we? First info we get on the document is about the Magnus Institute and its employees:

Yes, I know this is Hannah-from-the-library erasure, but she's on maternity leave. Good on her. If you, like me, have no idea who Sonia is, please comment because I feel very silly that I cannot remember her for the life of me. Thanks o7

Anyway!

Every episode entry will look like an approximation of this, with more or less red string ranting and "ohhhhh I know that name!!" depending on the episode.

What follows now is a highlight trip through things written by @alice-apparently and carefully chosen by yours truly.

Firstly, to highlight once again our different listening styles: Ali edited this document after pretty much every episode she listened to and I blazed through a quarter of s1 in one afternoon. Self-restraint? Never heard of her.

Cross-referencing like the good academic she is:

Ali's paranoia is rarely wrong, even when she doubts herself. Granted, she might run right past ginormous plot points, but none of the details shall escape her grasp!

Fun fact: in s4, we turned Ali's "I'm so worried about Martin" into a whatsapp sticker, THAT'S how often she texted me those exact words

Bone Apple Teeth. also something something DC Universe, help me out here folks bc I know zilch about DC save for Henry Cavill's Superman films (for shame, I know I know)

Jurgen Leitner??? Stupid idiot motherfucking Jurgen Leitner-

No but fun fact, Gerry Keay (and Mike Crew/Ex Altiora) is the reason Ali even started this doc, so we are very very attached to Gerry in this house and only mildly upset at Leitner's demise. Ceci n'est pas un pipemurder.

mag 39 "Infestation"

- WORMS

'nuff said

Poll time: the two genders are as follows ->

Michael's stabby shenanigans and not!sasha being, well, not Sasha. Rude.

I've hit the max image limit, so wait for the self reblog for more rambling if you so please <3

[maveras-posts]

Miss Me? DBD Ghostface x Reader

Miss Me? 🔪DBD Ghostface x reader🔪

@ghostfacejed @unnerving-presence @horrorgorewhore @spacemanandy @oliviayamaoka @deadlinedaylight @lilokssso @noodlesfics @michaelmyers-isdaddy @deadbydaylight-confessions @woodsboro-horror-club @horrorfixxx @hornsda

WARNING!: Suggestive content, Murder, Stalking, profanity, AFAB reader, violence, Breath play.

Arrow-headed drops shot quickly downwards from the dull, grey sky, it’s tapping emitted an unsettling melody through y/n’s head. The beat beating loud against the windows of the car. “Such a long day…”

She releases a sigh, staring into the light, illuminating red. Tapping the wheel, the light seemed as if it would never change, y/n eyed the time on the radio: 9:30 P.M, the buzzing of her phone snapped y/n from their thoughts, “Strange-who would be calling at this time?”

The screen illuminated the passenger seat, quickly checking the light she turned back to the buzzing “Unknown caller?”

She whispered to themself, quickly declining it, “Fucking robo calls—”

Y/n doesn’t have time to place the phone back before the buzzing continues, annoyed, they answer“Who is this?”

Static surges through their ear until a husk voice steals the volume, “You’re mine.”

“What?” The car behind them blares their horn, y/n frowns pushing the gas pedal.

The voice darkly laughs “I can’t wait to—” y/n cuts in.

“I think you have the wrong number—“ she hangs up and tosses her phone back to the passenger seat, the phone vibrates again “Motherfucker…” they grit their teeth.

“What?” Y/n rolls her eyes.

“Oh y/n~ quite fiery as per usual…” he snickered.

“Ghost?” Y/n cocks her head to the side

“Slow today aren’t we y/n?” Ghostface spits back.

“I thought you left Dann—“ y/n tongue tied.

“Miss me?” Danny chuckles.

“Why now Danny?” Y/n pulls to the side of the road, hand over her mouth.

“I was caught up with work darling~” Danny’s words bittersweet

“I know Danny—but I made time for you…you didn’t have to leave.” Y/n shakes her head.

“Settle down y/n…just hear me out—“ Danny’s voice velvet.

“Two minutes Danny.Two.Minutes.” She snap back.

“Y/n~ I should have told you more about my profession.” Danny tries to collect his thoughts, “ I just didn’t want you to know—“

“Danny, you really think I would have left you?” Y/n shakes her head in disbelief.

“It’s not everyday you meet an artist of my sorts.” His laugh grew more sinister.

“I could have helped—“ y/n falls silent, “Y/n?”

Laughing maniacally y/n continues “Oh Danny—you haven’t been acquainted with my dark side…” cackling uncontrollably y/n is almost brought to tears “It takes one to know one. I always say!”

“You’re so…good” He lets out a sigh “Quite the actress I’ve ever seen~” Danny falls silent, “Where are you love?”

“You already know~” y/n smirks, “I have some business to attend to…” Y/n steps outside, slamming the door shut. “Come find me” she opened the trunk, smiling at her newest masterpiece. “The clock is ticking Ghost~” she hangs up.

“Y/n~” He gave a low moan “You really got a hold on me—” slowly peeking from behind the trees he can see y/n dragging her latest “work” from the trunk. The crinkling of the white pastor bag echoes through the desolate forest.

“Another day, another…creation” she chimes, throwing the victim over her shoulder.

“Damn.” Danny slowly lowers his mask.

“So fucking heavy—” y/n grunts carrying in to a clearing in the dark forest. Danny continued to watch from the shadows in disbelief, keeping a distance between him and y/n. Her h/c shined in the moonlight, as she began her “staging”. She wiped the sweat from her forehead and stepped back to admire her work, smiling to herself as she sang “Isn’t it beautiful?” Turning to the trees behind her, “Ghost~”

“Quite impressive eye for art~” he steps from behind the tree.

Y/n shrugs “What can I say? I have good taste.” She gives a quick up and down, “It would be quite a shame if this went to waste—“ gesturing to the body on the forest floor, surrounded by rose pedals “This DESERVES to be preserved. Don’t you agree, Danny?”

Danny shutters at the scene, pulling his camera out of his robe “My god y/n~”

“Hm?” Y/n cocks her head to the side “What’s wrong? You don’t like it?”

“No it’s not that…it’s just—“

“Just what” y/n’s voice cracks.

“I never would have thought you had this side to you.” He kneels down to examine her job.

“I just didn’t want to look bad—“

“It’s not a bad look at all y/n…it suits you.” He snaps a picture of her victims face.

“Only one photo?” She furrows her brows in confusion.

“There are better things to be doing~” Danny steps closer to y/n, causing her to back into a tree. “I can’t wait to wrap my hands around your pretty little throat.”

“Look forward to it~” y/n winks leaning in the tree.

“No one will hear your screams.” He pins her to the wall by her neck, y/n only giggles in response.

“Welcome to my dark side” y/n choked out smirking, as the pressure began to slowly fade away, replaced by a kiss driven by desire and aggression. Y/n was in for a long night…

AN: Hiya everyone! So I apologize for the inconsistency for posting, but I have been playing DBD and realized I have never touched that side of the fandom and I’ve been obsessed with playing as Ghostface. So I decided to write this lil one shot and I was also thinking of adding Jason & Freddy to my one shots? Hope y’all enjoy and as always, requests are open!

-Mav

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

petition to call melanie, michael, and martin the jabbytrio

(short for jon stabby trio)