I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives.
Jessie transitioned and now goes by Josie. The child of Josie and her wife is Stacy. So the four people are Josie, who is on a vacation far away, Stacy, whose mom has got it going on, and the mom who is Jessie's girl (now Josie's girl). and the main character, who thinks that Stacy's mom has got it going on, who likes their girls a little bit older, and who wants to find a woman like that.
Me: I dedicate this next song to the woman of my dreams...... *starts strumming guitar*
Vi: Oh god, don't tell me he means-
Caitlyn: ZOVIN, DON'T YOU DARE!
Me: 🎶CAITLYN'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON🎶
Caitlyn: Bloody hell 😑
STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG STACY CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH STACY'S MOM