#statement asks

[best-magnus-archives-character]

if u do a poll about what to call the jon/martin ship, pls include "watched kettle" as an option it makes me laugh every time

i wasnt going to because i didnt know it had more names than just jonmartin and jmart but now i gotta

do they have more names or just those 3???

[powerpolyculeshowdown]

Sending only the best of vibes, I hope that website starts working!

thank u im about to lose my mind 😭

[palestinegenocide]

what part of “killing children and kidnapping children and raping women is wrong” do Palestinians not understand?

Tell me again how it's Palestinians committing mass murder against children? Tell me again how it's Palestinians violating women?

[h0nkshroom]

gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night

[transrevolutions]

things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:

- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"

[mayasaura]

Kabru is always my favorite tho bc I fucking love characters who are both ruthless and genuinely kind. Who have noble goals and strong ideals and will make compromises in order to reach them, especially when they aren't punished for it by the narrative. Kabru will straight up commit vigilante murder because he's done the math and judged it to be the action with the most harm reduction, and he's good at math.

Kabru is the only person in the series both on-scene and thinking about the larger implications of the actions being taken, and I love him for it.

[handlewithcare-delicate]

Ok so based on the most recent info...we can all agree that all Joost did was stick up a middle finger at a someone who was filming him without his permission, right? We can all agree that it was extremely manipulative to imply what he did was way worse by describing it as "threatening a female member of staff" and just letting it just hang in the air, effectively making it sound as if he had (sexually) assaulted a woman, right?

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[best-magnus-archives-character]

Ship suggestion for the ship poll, Terminal Velocity (Oliver Banks/Mike Crew). It might be a less-known ship but they deserve to be there for how amazing the ship name is alone

hello??? im obsessed w that ship name ur right it IS amazing!! i hadnt heard of it before but yes they're going in the list!!

[doctorsiren]

I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.

So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)

Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence 😭 (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)

[castingrunes]

he is like an anime girl to me <3

[doodlebloo]

It WAS war back then man. Every person you interacted with either wanted to doxx you for implying that c!Beeduo may have been more than platonic or they secretly had a sideblog dedicated to stalking Tubbo and Ranboo to "prove" they were IRL dating. Those of us who were actually normal had to band together

[river-bottom-nightmare]

bruce “piles my entire moral framework onto dick’s shoulders and blames him when either one of us buckles under it bc i know deep down he’s the only one that’ll forgive me for it” wayne

[dykepawjob]

[potato-lord-but-not]

My partner and I have started referring to you as “The Lord”, which leads to sentences like “hang on I need to check The Lord’s tumblr blog” and “what is The Lord doing in my notifications???” and “The Lord is talking about traumatized old men again”. It’s wonderful.

LMAO that’s amazing oh my god

[valyrfia]

Lando is wearing the monza pole ring this weekend … is it too much to hope for a lando dnf + charles win for charles to overtake him in the championship? Come on, the curse has to work with us here

Lando is either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid because does he not know the prayer power of tens of thousands of Catholics surround that ring to curse any ringbearer who wears not the prancing horse.