#steve's mass

[crunchyfield]

Have you ever wondered what's the mass of our friendly Steve ?

Well what I could tell you is that he for sure weighs more than some random apples but how heavy is he actually because as we discussed Steve's height in a previous post, let's now figure out his mass.

(yeah I said mass not weight because weight is in this case the force of attraction exercised between Steve at Earth's surface level and Earth's core level which is different)

The topic has already been thought out in the article thereafter:

However I strongly disagree with it assuming blocks' voxels' (3D pixels in Minecraft) dimensions are equivalent to Steve's voxels' ones when stating that Steve weighs 342 kg (754 lbs).It's just not necessarily true, in fact a mob's voxels' dimensions are subjective.

First off, we know Steve is 1.875 m (6'2") tall and measures 32 of his voxels in height that we'll shorten as svx (Steve voxel(s)) as of now for the sake of simplification.

With this out of the way, we have to find Steve's total body volume, to proceed we can notice Steve's character model could be viewed as 2 rectangular parallelepipeds & 1 cube attached all together :p .

This means means that we'd have to sum every 3 volumes to find out Steve's total body volume.

To proceed we can display some 3D axes non orthonormed for each volume to get a clear sight of what we're trying to measure as such:

Now as you might think, it's indeed a bit tough to clearly count voxels so let's make the task easier by counting voxels on a modified Steve skin:

Here are the results:

Thus Steve's total body volume corresponds to :

Now keep in mind that a svx equates :

which is about :

Finally we can translate Steve's total volume in cubic meters :

Furthermore, since Steve is a very athletic character (he jumps all the time, run all the time, looks healthy & is most certainly not average at all) we'll assume his body fat percentage to be approximately 10%.

After asking a few stupid questions to ChatGPT AI we're gonna assume Steve's body density is similar to an average low body fat, athletic (and ripped ofc x] ) male body density whose value is 1120 g/m^3.

As a result, manoeuvering the density formula gives a way to calculate Steve's mass :

Basically this guy is huge in every direction lol, his BMI is tremendously over 30 BUT we cannot necessarily say that he is morbidly obese because he does not look like it and if we were to make any judgement, those must be based off of Minecraft's world properties not of our world's...

Sidenote: Don't try to sue me for not getting the significant figures right, I purposefully let more decimal places to show how results really go.

[lilmissnatcat24]

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

[strangererotica]

art the clown x reader

art was here ✨devil in the details✨the art of fucking ✨miles county haunt✨blood lust ✨santa’s little helper ✨santa’s little helper part 2✨art the clown x reader x hitachi ✨afterkill✨this santa’s kinda weird…

father paul hill / monsignor john pruitt x reader

(i want to be) righteous ✨nsfw ramblings✨god’s hand✨a new eden: chapter one✨ lead us not into temptation ✨body of christ✨a new eden: chapter two✨father paul x reader thoughts

cooper adams x reader

headcanons (nsfw) ✨red flags ✨ your attention ✨my other cooper fics are posted on my exclusively cooper/trap blog @thebutchersbitch

steve harrington x reader

lesson learned ✨april showers ✨ delirium ✨ need ✨ dinner for one ✨ drain the snake ✨ baby-making weather ✨ honey ✨ afternoon delight ✨ brunch ✨ after party ✨campsite conception ✨ whiskey with a stranger ✨in the shower with steve ✨kitchen floor ✨toxic ex ✨head✨help with dessert✨nsfw thoughts✨good boy✨sore loser✨it’s in his kiss✨special✨domestic bliss✨sweet little lies✨road rage✨blood in the water✨businessman!steve thoughts

josef (creep, the creep tapes)

episode one: billie ✨episode two: breakfast✨episode three: the game✨the josef tapes

james logan howlett (wolverine) x reader

primal fuck love ✨ swallow

joel miller x reader

definitely good ✨hands on✨five more minutes ✨fuckin’ lucky✨licked

jim hopper x reader

hopper’s sin part 1 ✨ hopper’s sin part 2 ✨ hopper’s sin part 3 ✨ under cover ✨ love spell part 1 ✨ love spell part 2 ✨ nsfw alphabet (hopper) ✨ dolled up part 1 ✨ enemies to lovers (hopper) ✨ hot lunch ✨dolled up part 2 ✨golden and alive ✨wrong✨backseat, backdoor

william afton / springtrap x reader

sick fuck ✨freak on purpose✨sins of the father

steddie x reader

two holes, one dom ✨ wet as sin ✨the devil in hawkins ✨ two towels ✨love and treason (gladiator au)✨standing room only

eddie munson x reader

get off ✨bark ✨ devil eyes ✨ it’s wetter inside ✨motel sex

steve, eddie, hopper x reader

dealer part 1 ✨ dealer part 2

anthony bridgerton x reader

intensity ✨ soaked ✨ soaked part 2 ✨soaked part 3

mike schmidt x reader

just tell me when you’ve had enough ✨visiting mike late-night at freddy’s ✨i fucked all night at freddy’s

gator tillman x reader

tight fit

john tyler x reader

run, rabbit, run

[fantastic-nonsense]

I'm aware you're not remotely a fan of King's WW run (which is understandable), but do you think Trinity is unsalvageable a concept also?

well I hate her which means she's unsalvagable, right? [joking]

More seriously, I think Trinity is an unsalvagable concept as executed but is perfectly salvageable in concept if handed to someone who isn't a misogynist and doesn't ACTUALLY just want to write a Super Sons book.

"First natural born daughter of the Themysciran Amazons" is a genuinely fascinating concept and a Wondertrev daughter is delightful in theory. It could work! It even has worked (Lizzie will never be Lyta Trevor. Lizzie wishes she was as cool as Lyta Trevor). There's genuine space for a story to be told about Diana and Steve as parents and about their daughter as the continuation of the Amazonian promise realized (Diana as the best of Amazonia embodied, Steve as the best of Man's World embodied, their daughter as the best of both worlds).

Unfortunately Tom King is not interested in actually doing any of that and instead just wants to show off his ~super special OC~ who has a nonsensical name and three lassos, gets babysat by Damian and Jon, and never interacts with other women despite being Wonder Woman's daughter and a fucking Amazon. If you create a daughter of Diana and then have her idolize Robin as a child instead of her mother or one of the Wonder Girls, you have lost the plot.

So like. You'd have to completely trash her and rebuild her from the ground up, name included. But she's not completely unsalvagable; she's just unsalvagable as-is.

[clioerato]

Music AU (Alternative History)

Steddie Edition

Somewhere in the late 80s, in two entirely different corners of the cultural battlefield, two musical “phenomena” (depending on who you ask) rise simultaneously: Dio and Djo.

Dio is the latest gift to the hard rock and heavy metal scene — loud, unapologetic, and alarmingly poetic. Their lyrics are stuffed with lore, social rebellion, and just enough angst to make a Catholic schoolboy question his life choices. Their newest album, a concept record about a hero breaking free from norms and stigma (subtle, right?), launches them straight into counterculture stardom. Their fans? Unhinged in the most theatrical way. They grow their hair out to match frontman Eddie Munson, wear seventeen rings on one hand, and insist that fantasy is political, man.

Meanwhile, in an aggressively more radio-friendly realm, we meet Djo — the darlings of synth-pop and soft-boy serenades. Teen girls paper their bedrooms with posters of Steve Harrington, Djo’s dreamy lead, and teen boys try to replicate his gravity-defying hair with a can of hairspray that now sells out faster than concert tickets. Video stores can't keep Risky Business in stock (Tom Cruise walked so Steve could saunter), and their latest single — a tender ode to a long-haired brunette with Bambi eyes — plays non-stop on the radio. You hear it at the grocery store. You hear it in your dreams. There is no escape.

Eventually, the media catches wind of the uncanny similarity in band names and popularity arcs. A journalist, clearly drunk on snark, pens a piece joking, “Which came first — the Djo or the Dio?” The fanbase takes this as an act of war.

What follows can only be described as mutually assured destruction.

The internet (well, 1989’s version of it) implodes. There are message board meltdowns. School lockers are graffitied with “Dio Rules” or “Djo 4ever.” Vinyls are burned. Hairspray is weaponized. It’s like the Cold War but with more eyeliner and guitar solos.

Steve and Eddie, meanwhile, have never actually met. Their musical paths are too different to cross naturally. But, of course, they’ve heard of each other before. How could they not? The names were too similar to ignore. At first, they both snorted and rolled their eyes. Then, curiosity hit. They listened. And — disastrously — they liked what they heard. And then — even more disastrously — they caught feelings.

No one knows that Eddie once snuck into a Djo concert wearing a hoodie like a criminal. Or that Steve’s infamous Bambi ballad was, in a moment of weakness and too many late-night thoughts, written for the very much long-haired lead singer of Dio.

(That song now haunts Steve’s life. It’s everywhere. Elevators. Drive-thrus. Dentist waiting rooms. Hell.)

Things escalate to the point where both bands’ managers — Robin for Djo, and Chrissy for Dio (girl power, obviously) — realize the fans will burn civilization to the ground unless the boys talk. So, they arrange a meeting.

Neither Steve nor Eddie knows if the other one’s going to be a complete asshole. But both show up dressed like it’s a first date. You know. Just in case.

One week later, the world gasps in collective confusion as it's announced: Djo and Dio are recording a joint album.

Some call it the collaboration of the decade.

Others call it blasphemy.

But Steve and Eddie?

They call it love at first sight.

[phantoms-hall]

[lycheecatee]

So…I finished Mass Effect

Would it surprise you these are the only clips I have of my playthrough?

[amys2885]

Inktober 8 & 9 - Shep & Cortez

Reference used

[finchmarie]

I have completed them 💖🎉✨ I hated my first round of this and it had me dragging my feet, so I bit the bullet, went back in and reworked everyone and I'm so much happier (they were so much quicker too)!

Larger scale below the cut, but also drop me names for round two 🖤💖

[gemsbokk]

I know I’ve yapped here a lot about me killing BioWare if they revivify Shepard again in ME5 but I also like my self indulgent art once in a while

Based on this art because well I haven’t seen a single artist who hadn’t done their otp in this and I felt like it was my time

Also the go is in sepia but I decided to go with a monochrome of the biotic blue

[percki]

i think that a lot of people don’t understand or weren’t conscious of the steddie apocalypse that occurred immediately after st4 aired. it was insane

[strawberrysamara]

Every time I play m!Shep, I get to ME3 and I'm like this time. THIS TIME. I will romance Steve. I will finally give this man the love he deserves. And then I arrive on Mars and Kaidan Alenko looks at Shepard with his big sad betrayed brown cow eyes and I go FUCK. And then I romance Kaidan for the nth time

[clericofshadows]

REGIS SHEPARD, KAIDAN ALENKO, AND STEVE CORTEZ MASS EFFECT 3 DESPONIA: LEVIATHAN

[ghostymermaid]