#stoptimus crime

[thewiglesswonder]

Another thing that I appreciate about TFA StarOp is the sheer comedic potential of it all. Yes from the Autobot “you’re dating WHO” side, but also from a Decepticon perspective. Like, you have Air Commander Starscream, who is considered to be one of, if not the most attractive flyer in the entire Armada. He’s like the pinnacle of Seeker aesthetics, huge wings and all that, and you hear that he’s apparently found himself someone. Oh, you think, damn, wonder who the lucky guy is, only for the news to be broken that it’s this random, tiny-ass red and blue spacebridge repair crew Autobot, in other words, just some guy. And there he is, with his arm wrapped around your Air Commander’s waist because that’s how fucking short he is. What the fuck.

[thirdlotusprince3]

Jay: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Nya:

Jay: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Nya: Jay please it’s 4am

[httpwammy]

Matt: Technically Robocop is a transformer.

Mello:

Matt: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime.

Mello: It's 4 AM

[daakureisaiko]

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Tony:

Peter: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Tony: Peter please it’s 4am

[funnybleachstuff]

Orihime: Technically Robocop is a transformer.

Ichigo:

Orihime: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime.

Ichigo: It's 4 AM

[caramel-sandiego]

Zack: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Carmen:

Zack: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Carmen: Zack please it’s 4am

[chaoticace22]

Napoleon: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Illya:

Napoleon: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Illya: Cowboy, please it’s 4am.

[mosiee]

Race: robocop is a transformer

Jack: what

Race: his name is Stoptimus Crime

Jack: Race for the love of god it’s four am

[the-gardam-street-blog]

Jane: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Skye:

Jane: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Skye: Please it’s 4am

[quote-unquote-incorrect-quotes]

Caius: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Crest:

Caius: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Crest: Caius please it’s 4am

[thirdlotusprince3]

MK: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Pigsy:

MK: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Pigsy: MK please it’s 4am

[overheard-at-lupinia]

Poof: Technically Robocop is a transformer

Gideon:

Poof: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime

Gideon: Poof please it’s 4 am

[daily-best-jokes]

What would RoboCop be called if he was a Transformer?

Stoptimus Crime

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[ask-egos-incorporated]

Do you think if Robo-Cop was a Transformer, he’d be called Stoptimus Crime?

“Oh, totally.” XD