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[danthefan28]

Do you like superheroes?

Yeah

Do you like drama?

Yeah

Do you like minor alternate history?

Yeah

Do you like sci-fi?

Yeah

Do you like satirical comedy?

Yeah

Do you like the crushing weight of geo politics as society itself begins to crash down as the rule base order that held since the Second World War comes crashing down if the emergency of new superpowers both in in terms of Metahumans and nations all the while nuclear Armageddon hangs over the entire world?

Wha-

Do you like call back to the early CW shows?

Wait hold up what was that last bit?

You mean the CW part well some of our Y/A characters joke about how their lives kinda resemble a CW show from the early 200-

No before that

You mean the crushing weight of geo politics as society itself begins to crash down as the rule base order that held since the Second World War comes crashing down if the emergency of new superpowers both in in terms of Metahumans and nations all the while nuclear Armageddon hangs over the entire world? Oh yeah I forgot to add the part about the 7ft tall black nationalist cajun man his pet cat girl side kick and their pet white guy with reality bend-

THE FUCKING WHAT-

Then turn to Age Of Heroes: come for the superhero leave with existential confusion!

[thejadecount]

To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT

[cloverthirteen]

creatives at pixar will be tasked with developing a straight couple and be like yes sir one girlboss and malewife coming right up

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[ratwithhands]

Snakemas! Based on these guys, Iwakuni snakes (albino Japanese rat snakes):

This AU is (unfortunately) still in early development while I'm busy with school but there's some basic lore bits.

Half-monsters (hanmon) are a third group of organism between humans and pokemon. They are the result of ancient species from both groups combining and evolving over millenia to become specialized species of their own. They have monstrous appearances akin to pokemon, but wield only physical abilities like humans. Due to the nature of how they were formed and how they are viewed, most live in hiding, with only a few thousand individuals being observed and recorded

White Mountain Snakes are native to the Sin-Joh regions, showing up in traditional manuscripts as messengers of regional deities to guide and bring good luck to humans. Ingo and Emmet are children in a family that moved from Sinnoh to Unova. As such they consider themselves part of three cultures, and speak three languages

The twins are one of the only well known examples of hanmon in the present day. Most people are divided on their feelings about half-monsters, so they try very hard to skew the perception in a more positive direction. They act very proper with others and in public, only letting up and relaxing at home

Ingo does end up falling through the rift to Hisui. His main concern is that he fell right as the different clans were fighting over who was right, and having a "divine messenger" appear in Pearl Clan territory has caused a whole new mess for Ingo and the clanspeople

As for the serpents themselves:

The twins are constrictors, lacking fangs and instead having insanely muscular lower halves for wrapping and crushing prey in their grip. Depending on the size of the food they're eating, they might also just crush it with their bare hands to make it more manageable to swallow quickly

They are looooong, something like 10m in length from head to tail. The subway has multiple posters up warning patrons to watch their step in case they trip over them in traffic

They are awfully sensitive to temperature change. They sleep under a giant electric blanket, wear thick uniforms, and set the driving car temperature to be warm. Summer is their best working season, however they tend to stop working in winter to hibernate for about 4 months, much to the dismay of Battle Subway fans, staff, and local grocers

They'll shed about thrice a year and assist each other with peeling it when possible. This is mostly since they aren't dexterous enough to reach parts of their back. Shedding time means it's time for this little competition of theirs where they attempt to pull the longest pieces of shed possible off the other. Ingo is not very good at dealing with Emmet's dry ass and ends up accidentally cracking it most of the time. They sometimes give the scrap shed to Elesa for use in fashion outfits

Ingo's mouth is much narrower than Emmet's, he often has to stretch his jaws to accommodate something Emmet can eat easily. As a result the tissue connecting his jaws in the front is more stretchy

The twins have different organ locations due to their long structure. This usually doesn't affect their job but if you give them a hug you will feel the heart pumping in their abdomen

Thanks to all for reading this far. As a treat have Ingo and Emmet in their separation outfits, Emmet in his uniform and Ingo in the garb gifted by the Pearl Clan.

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[valtsv]

sorry if you’ve read this before and i just haven’t seen you post about it, but the book “hell followed with us” by andrew joseph white seems right up your alley

i need some kind of faq with a section where i explain that i consider andrew joseph white to be a poor writer except when it comes to describing excesses of body horror and gore because people keep suggesting hell followed with us to me and i'm sorry but his books are not good. aside from the vivid descriptions mentioned above they're incredibly devoid of compelling narratives, fleshed out characters or immersive worldbuilding. the guy can come up with some amazing concepts for a story, but his ability to execute them is consistently disappointing. i'm glad he's making money and having fun pursuing his creative passions but his stuff just does not appeal to me at all and frankly makes a hater out of me.

[logwire]

"Beautiful connections begin eye to eye" in 1972

[leapyearkisses]

Livestreams....

Currently obsessed with K//pop streams where the band members are all dolled up as usual but one of them is clearly sick.

First couple of sneezes, no one says anything. After the next one, the guy standing next to him rubs his back or shoulder. Other members start to ask if he's okay. The sneezes keep getting louder and he keeps sniffling. At first he was trying to duck out of camera view, but then he's too tired to care about it. Someone tries to make a joke for the fans to pass it off as allergies or just random, but by the end of the hour he's just clearly miserable.

I mean, just the horrible progression over the hour of a cold being suffered by a beautiful man who is utterly trapped by the entertainment industry's batshit insane expectations...... and the sad, earnest, loving camaraderie from his band mates who probably all knew this would be hell on him before they started.

[randomrangerwhite]

Hey, Dunmeshi Ao3 writers. Especially the Labru/Laichuk/Mithbru writers.

You do know you DON'T have to tag Marcille/Falin in the relationship tags of your fics?

Especially if your story is mostly just center on Laois/Kabru or Laios/Chilchuk or etc. If the girls are just mentioned to be dating or something and not even remotely really part of the story you really don't have to clutter up the Marcille/Falin tags with the fic if it's not about them.

[spooksier]

also btw that passage about media consumption as activism and the idea of "gayboring" (this post) are twin sisters to me because when you see media consumption as activism and therefore as a reflection of real life, any gritty or unsavory or "weird" aspects of any marginalized culture/community gets completely sanitized in favor of portraying an "ideal" form of that community in the eyes of consumerism (i.e.: boring and safe and non-confrontational)

[qroier]

yet another cellboier instagram story that needs to be experienced in full forever and ever

translation: the vlog is approaching

[prince-liest]

I’m reading Witch King by Martha Wells, and now that I have read more than one (1) series by this author, I have been suddenly brained with a two-by-four sharpied over with “realizing that I really enjoy novels by Martha Wells because they live in the specific niche created by the intersection of casually and thoroughly queer casts and non-romance storylines”

I am as ever a sucker for non-human main characters struggling with their very human feelings, which is why I jumped on Witch King the moment I saw “the author of Murderbot wrote another book with a main character that’s non-human,” but I live in this dichotomy where I can really enjoy reading queer romances but I don’t really identify with non-ace characters (which is not actually something I figured out how to differentiate until I was Last Week Years Old). so there are lots of books out there that I enjoy reading but it’s comparatively rare for me to read something that feels like it was written For Me and Martha Wells does that very well

anyway, give me more ace it-pronouns human-spliced robot main characters and people-eating demons who consider rank over gender when finding new bodies to inhabit

[goshyesvintageads]

Golden Press Inc, 1964

[suzyandthefox]

Speaking of "Be the change you want to see"

If You're only here for the vore then that's good and well, headpat

But if you're here for my writing as well, then I love you very much

Anyway

I have a G/t Novel length fic in the works, It's called

Of Smoke and Shadows

And here's reasons on why you should read it:

1: It features (what I personally think) are underrated tropes in the g/t fandom, like Borrowers interacting with beings other than humans

2: It features a wide variety of POC characters, Including the two main protagonists, They're also queer and has AuADHD

3: You like vampires? And reality bending beings? And quirky little borrowers? We have all of those here.

4: Vorey dialogue for those who like that

5: It will make me very happy :D

@pineappleparfaitie @dav8530 @opikarts @flights-of-fangcy

And @small-but-oho because they asked about the fic

[asmodeusamaryllis]