#syndicate headcanon

[simplepotatofarmer]

If Dream + the syndicate played monopoly how would it go

i think about as well as a game of monopoly could go.

c!techno is definitely objecting to a lot of the rules. jail? what are we, cops? i dunno about this whole landlord thing but alright. seems sketch to me. despite this, he's actually pretty shrewd and trying to keep people in line.

c!niki is letting c!phil win because he's old and seems a little confused about the rules and yes she is aware that phil is doing this on purpose and yes she absolutely plans on dropping that fact on him once he does win, how do you feel now old man. :|

c!ranboo is like five seconds from a panic attack this is way too stressful HA jokes on you, they're absolutely going to win this. no one has caught onto their ruse yet.

c!dream is the person techno is trying to keep in line. dream isn't cheating. dream thinks everyone else is cheating. techno has never seen a person get so paranoid over a game of monopoly. they had to move seats so dream is sitting next to techno so techno could smack his hand every time he tries to count someone else's money.

c!connor is eating the money.

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Techno spent weeks hand-sewing matching cloaks for all the members of the syndicate. Phil relentlessly mocked him for “going soft.” he put a hood on Ranboo’s to protect him from rain or snow and wing holes in Phil’s. Techno’s reputation is ruined.

[demigoddessqueens]

magic

summary: calling your kisses “magic”

on masterlist 11

Haytham

Calling your kisses magic when the day is not to his ideal, a comfort to the jaded Templar who secretly pines for you, and only deepening them as long as he pulls you close to him

Jacob

Flirtatious as ever whenever you kiss him, you try to pull away but he is relentless and does not want to let you go; grabbing onto your arms and hips because you drive him wild with desire

[paintsplantspaws]

felt this made this

[reddeaddamnation]

Are you still taking requests? If so…some headcanons on Jacob freaking out during his child’s birth…I feel like he would be a completely out of his damn mind and end up doing…well Jacob type of things

♡ Doctor Nightingale took one look at the condition he was in when he brought you into the delivery room and was like "Hell nah you're staying out here."

♡ How is it possible that you, the person who is LITERALLY about to give birth be calmer than the dad who is freaking out as if he is the one who is gonna deliver the baby?

♡ Being stuck outside makes him even more nervous. What the hell is happening in there? How long is it going to take? He hates that he can't watch over you and hold your hand.

♡ But his pacing and loud voice is going to make the midwives nervous too and things could go wrong.

♡ "Jacob either stay still in your chair or stand up and go get some fresh air!" Evie scolded him. The fact that he was bouncing his leg up and down was driving her nuts.

♡ Yeah, he should just get some air.

♡ He was so deep in thought he bumped into an intern who dropped all his notes and books at the door and the wind blew some of them away.

♡ Despite the cursing of the intern, Jacob walked around the perimeter of the hospital, coming back every ten minutes to ask Evie if the baby is here.

♡ He bumped into another impatient father and in his efforts to apologize, he knocked over a large ceramic vase, which shattered into a million pieces.

♡ "Jacob...SIT DOWN AND STAY STILL!"

♡ "Why shouldn't I be in there? I just want to peek. To give some reassurance."

♡ Thousands of what ifs and scenarios that he babbles about and just makes Evie create her own little happy place in her mind away from Jacob

♡ "Sir, please stop talking, this is a hospital." One of the nurses scolded him gently.

♡ "Oh, right...right" Silence "But what about..."

♡ Florence Nightingale brings him his newborn child herself with a wide smile on her face, congratulating him.

♡ Jacob faints in his chair and falls back along with it at the thought of a baby this size coming out of you.

♡ Evie revels in the silence, holding the baby and whispering sweet things to them.

[valcaine]

*Glides down into you inbox*

I got two things!

Um ok for the first you said you wanted drawing ideas? Mmm have Philza going mock fucking 10 as tech holds a speedometer and ran panics

And also what other cursed birdza/ emerald duo headcanons do you have

Teeth stew anon you have sparked my interest

-I'te

*takes off*

they are trying to see if his wings healed

(they did) (he destroyed the lawn)

cursed headcanons? uhhh philza can and will eat bugs and mice, he is the resident pest killer

[corvus-the-trickster]

Jacob dump

Also blame @sterenjpeg for him being on fire. That's totally their fault mhm not mine. I didn't bring up the idea. All them

[syndianites]

Concept: Fighting Styles

Tom being the best fighter for a while in s1 not because he was technically skilled, but because he was reckless. For a group not used to having to fight or die, as a zombie he didn't feel the same strain on his body as he fought.

Heavier swords, more power behind his movements, less pain after each hit taken. Tom took over the battlefield because he was a zombie, unable to feel the consequences of his reckless, destructive behavior.

Which is why, when the playing field was leveled through gear and improvement, Tom started to fall behind in combat prowess. Why Jordan began to outmatch Tom.

Jordan was pure technical skill. He was meticulous and methodic in his practice, preferring the discipline of bows over the raw power of swords. He took his time, planned his blows, and knew where to best hit his opponent. Tom didn't feel pain as much as the others, but a good strike still would take him down and have him grit his teeth.

Tucker focused on his swordsmanship and working shields into his style. If Tom was sheer force, Tucker was a solid defense. The first time Tucker blocked Tom's sword and held firm, a shift happened between them. It wasn't Tom dominating every fight anymore. It was a genuine battle, an actual dance of blades.

Sonja isn't a fighter, but she's quick and agile. Unless she has to make a stand, she runs, darting between trees and bushes and rocks and leaving people behind in a daze of twists and turns. When she has to fight it's with a single shortsword, allowing her to sneak in quick, shallow hits that wear you down over time. Against Tom, she is at a disadvantage, but if need be she can work to wear him down until one of the others arrives.

Wag doesn't fight in any traditional means. He is a magic user through and through, even when stripped of it. With his magic he is a force to be reckoned with, able to conjure up a quick defense or blast out a strong offense. Without it, he works on deceptions and slight of hand. It's similar to magic, really, all about getting the opponents focus away from what you're really trying to do. While his form with a sword is sloppy at best and his bow aim is barely there, as long as he can get you distracted he stands a fighting chance. And if things go south, one good misdirect is all he needs to a quick exit.

[temeyes]

i know Ghost would LOVE to own a hidden blade, I JUST KNOW IT-

[kingfornowhere]

Should I post my assassin's creed headcanons...would anyone care...it'd mainly be syndicate..maybbbe ac3 idk I'm syndicate brainrotting

[simplepotatofarmer]

i think we can all agree now that c!niki would not be the 'they asked for no pickles' person in the syndicate, right. like, c!ranboo would get pickles on their burger and niki would think about saying something but instead just offer him her chicken sandwich (came with no pickles). c!techno would say he'd go get it fixed and then go 'ah well they only pay minimum wage here :/ i'll get you another burger later man' while c!phil is already up at the dang counter to fix it.

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Sometimes Techno just picks people up. There doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason, and it scares the shit out of everyone when he does it, but every once in a while Phil, Ranboo or Niki (and occasionally Connor, when he’s around) will get ambushed by Techno lifting them up, carrying them for a solid 30 seconds or so before plopping them down on the nearest surface. No one knows why he does it, Techno jokes that it’s to flex his incredible strength, but he really is just incredibly awkward and doesn’t know how to actually give someone a hug.

[demigoddessqueens]

hello Fryes!!!

Happy birthday to the Assassin (Scorpio) Frye twins!

Just a few headcanons I have about their birthdays

Jacob

Oh this man demands your undivided attention on his special day! Outings, loud celebrations, tons of hugs and kisses, all of it

Good luck trying to hide a surprise present from him cause he’ll find it!

Evie

Despite her hard work ethic, Evie just wants to unwind with you. Visit a nice bakery she’s had her eye on, spend a whole quiet day with you or maybe allow Jacob to tag along if he wants 😆

Intimate, personal gifts are a must for her because she thinks it’s sweet you listen and pay attention to what she likes

[paintsplantspaws]

Imagine trying to explain to Ezio what the term derpy means.

Or worse rizz

“So what you’re saying is I am a master rizz”

Imagine explaining to Malik google maps

He be so mad like

“” you mean people don’t have to draw maps where your from?!”

Imagine explaining to Desmond the havoc of COVID

Poor man would be so confused

“ what why did they buy all the toilet paper?”

I’m also 100% sure both Malik and Evie would want a copy of “the internet”

“ where can I purchase this magical book?”

[gaminggirls]

Dating Jacob Frye:

such a soft boy

loves having you close at all times 

physical touch is absolutely his love language 

would do anything for you 

kissing and making out all the time

once is never enough for Jacob 

super protective of you 

sometimes overly protective 

teasing each other loads

honestly the banter is top shelf 

he always has your back

Jacob is a great listener 

loves having you on his arm 

Evie for the life of her can’t understand how anyone would date her brother 

but she’s never the less happy for you both

Jacob loves you so much 

he’s always playing with your hair 

loads of sex

loves seeing you in his clothes 

Jacob has great respect and love for you 

he’s so in love he wants to shout it from the roof tops

no literally

one night the assassin got drunk and climbed to the roof and shouted about his love for you for half an hour 

he tries to be romantic

but in reality he more of an adorable dork 

constantly flirting with one another 

[noirandchocolate]

The Yiga Clan isn’t a cult in my honest opinion.

They’re more like a crime syndicate.

If a crime syndicate was also an oppressed minority group subjected to a genocide in the distant past and continued marginalization in the present as they’re forced to lurk at the edges of and mostly outside society to eke out a living through theft and violence while the “good” members of the same minority who accepted the harsh terms of cultural genocide at the hands of the very people they served get to stand next to every other race that reviles them and call them “evil” and “traitors” because they seek justice against the divine-right monarchy that betrayed them first and have forsworn the goddess who never once deigned to help them.

They're not monsters to be mowed down, they're people. People who engage in genuine and understandable strife against authority figures who uphold systems of inequality.

...

Anyway, that's what I think.

(Edit: For even more of me rambling, see the notes.)