#system work

[system-of-a-feather]

When you are the most emotionally mature part in the subsystem but still one of the lesser emotionally mature parts in the overall system and so you gotta call one of your moms in to help you since this level of emotionally immature children brains running around is too much for your emotionally immature barely young adult portion of the brain

[calamitys-child]

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

[swordsandholly]

Thinking about a mechanic!AU where the 141 boys run a garage and need a new receptionist. They hire you because you’re just so cute (great tits) and have a decent resume but it becomes a slight problem when they realize you’re a bit… dense.

Total ditz to be precise.

But they can’t really get mad when you get the keys for clients mixed up and look at them with those big eyes all teary and a little pout pushing out your lower lip.

Price is the most patient, perfectly content to walk you through how to file paperwork and fill out forms. Instructing you in a low voice while his breath brushes the shell of your ear. It’s really their fault for having such a terrible system, you know? Don’t worry about it too much, dove. He’ll settle his big hands on your shoulders and gently trace up and down your arms. See? You’re getting it. Just needed some more practice, hm?

Johnny is more than happy to show you around the garage, rattling off everything he knows about all those nitty gritty details that go right over your pretty little head. He’ll pop open the hood of some sports car and point to the engine to show it off. No, bonnie, you’ve got tae get in close. Closer.

Until you’re bent entirely over in one of those too-short skirts you wear everyday. It takes all his willpower not to yank you into the supply closet.

Gaz is just so sweet to you. Always bringing you little treats and candies to suck on. To help you concentrate, of course. Always greeting you with a soft ‘baby girl’ at the beginning of your shift. Whenever you’re standing around be it at the printer or counter - wherever really - he’ll slip a hand on your waist. It always trails a little lower, his pinky just edging on the hem of your too tight jeans.

Ghost gets frustrated with you to the point of causing tears to well up in the corners of your eyes. He’s feels guilty, sure, but bloody hell just print the damn receipt. He avoids you for the most part. Until one evening when it’s pouring down. You forgot your rain coat of course, silly girl. He offers you a ride which you take happily.

After that he can’t get rid of you. You bring him coffees (how you remember his order word for word but not where you last left your own cup is beyond him) and giggle at his jokes. When a client gets too snappy or too loud he’s the first to step in - standing behind you glaring at them with his huge arms crossed over his chest until they back down.

[candycornstudios]

I drew Bridget enjoying an impossible burger, chicken nuggies, and she is also enjoying fries that are salted with TERF tears

This is a redraw of the “estrogen burger” meme, which itself is also a parody of that one pic that some conspiracy nut made

[piscinetheory]

absolutely obsessed with izutsumi's introduction to the party. a cat randomly shows up one day and everyone just independently decides they have a cat now. they don't discuss whether or not they should help her or offer to let her join the party, they just go "i guess we have a cat now." and that's it. Then within five minutes of acquiring their new cat all of them would die for her which is 100% how getting a cat works

[cattnipt]

sit with me?

[itscherryterry-again]

And I said: I do not want to be great, I want to be loved.

– Sue Zhao

[hattersarts]

rebound ship

(one youtube video was recommended to me and then i read fic for like 4 days)

[zabka-zee]

I mean... He has a point????

BONUS:

[majunju]

(right > left) gentleman

[captain-flint]

i can be your angle or yuor devil

[thirstywaffles]

Bingqiu singer au where sqq is secretly lbh's super fan

[elementroar]

Paracelsus gets visibly angry if A.B.A gets a full hit instead of him. Even if it hurts to be used as her shield, obviously prefers it over his wife getting hurt instead 😤

[oddishblossom]

It isn’t easy being a cultivator girl…

SCUMBAG SYSTEM ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟKotex PAWket Pad AD Break ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ

translation by @yuangler (x)

[nibbelraz]

A writer and His number one fan hater