#tag program

[oopsalltoxic]

Dude actually literally FUCK the G.A.T.E. programs in schools THE SHIT THEY DID MAKES ME FEEL ACTUALLY DELUSIONAL. Idk what it did to my brain but even with everything I've been through THAT hits me with the hardest derealization/depersonalization.

People theorize they were testing for psychic abilities? Telepathy? Bullshit FULL cap but the tests were SO WEIRD I'm somehow inclined to believe it. Autism test makes more sense as some have suggested, but what the fuck was up with the cards? I get testing for eye contact, but staring at me unmoving and unspeaking for the duration an entire subject while asking me to pretend she's not there? I get hearing tests, but then why did I do it both alone and with the whole class, and why were the tests so similar but so different?

And can we talk about the comments on those theories? Those are NOT real people, no way you can convince me. Maybe a few of the bunch are real. The majority reads like BAD a.i. Dead Internet Theory feels more real on those videos than anywhere.

Anyway, send an ask or DM if you're a real person that remembers this I guess. I'd truly love to swap stories.

[manhattan-gamestop]

Me explaining why my grades were/are shit

[unpeeled-human]

yeah this works

[corinthianrm0]

the cyberpunk Gale no one asked for (G4l3?)

BLAME MARU (lexindre on bsky)

[transannabeth]

btw if you borrow dvds or cds from library you can rip them onto your own blanks or onto your hard drive or whatever. librarians don’t care and they won’t know if you do it or not

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[krakenshipwreck]

as the details start to emerge, it's pretty fucking cool that the kraken are seemingly the only NHL team that said hell yeah we want the PWHL and we want you in our arena and we want to make space for you in our practice facility and we're going to put our money where our mouth is and make this happen.

[pinyatapix]

how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft

[rogdona]

[lullabyashes]

welcome home, idiot

[doubledudeski]

people on the internet can be so cruel.

anyway

[pempempemto]

i know it’s technically not undertale but papyrus is there so i might as well release it on the anniversary

anyway ! a slightly better rework of a comic i did a good couple months ago with dialogue taken from @carlyraejepsans ‘s post for let papyrus say fuck day

[kaijusaur]

ok but what if the ultimate baldurs gate 3 fan flash

[acellcalledparadise]

I png'd the Xrd Chibis if anyone is interested

Hopefully I posted these correctly lol, sorry if anyone's timeline gets blasted by xrd chibis. Chibis belong to Arc System Works Scans courtesy of @solradguy

[shalom-iamcominghome]

American jews 🤝 Israeli jews

"holy shit, I'm so scared for you in your country - it isn't as bad for me in mine!"

[daftpatience]

critter