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the rainbow that appears when it rains under a sunny sky / the sound of humming underneath your breath / the warmth of a hug from someone who loves you / a splash of whiskey in your coffee after a long day / sliding on a soft sweater knitted with love / the calm in the center of the storm / tending to a bursting greenhouse / a briefcase full to burst / a tiredness that evaporates when you return home / keeping your wits about you / obligation driving every movement / a crackle of lightning / hiding the monstrous beneath softness.
basic information
name: edward tejas michael tonks. nickname. ted, teddy, tej. age / date of birth. 28 / september 5th (7:07pm). place of birth. aberdare, rhondda cynon taf, wales. blood status. muggleborn. affiliation. the tonks family the order of the phoenix. gender / pronouns. cis male / he/him. sexuality. heterosexual. relationship status. happily married. occupation. law wizard, dmle prosecution offices.
physical information
face claim. dev patel. height. 6Ⲡ1½Ⳡ/ 187 cm. weight. 68kg / 10st 9lb. build. ectomorph / tall and thin, narrow torsos, long limbs, small amounts of body fat, trouble building muscle mass, narrow hips and clavicles, small joints (wrists/ankles), stringy muscle bellies. dominant hand. left, but is ambidextrous. eye color. brown. hair color / texture. black / naturally thick, tends towards curly/wavy. scent. cedarwood, lemon, clary sage, bergamot, mint. recognizable features / scars. warm brown eyes. laughter lines around eyes and mouth. scar on his right knee from falling off his bike into the neighbors rose bush. white scars peppering left calf and left forearm from potions accident in third year. birthmark in shape of perfect circle above his heart. speech patterns / accent. ted grew up in a multigenerational household - welsh, the tongue of his mother, and gujarati, the tongue of his father. english rounded out the languages as his base, and though his accent tends towards received pronunciation these days - if only for ease of understanding - anger or other strong emotions bring out his colorful accent. he rarely raises his voice, his words are crisp and near always carefully chosen. voice claim. ioan gruffudd. languages spoken. english, welsh, gujarati.
magical information
wand. laurel wood (it is said that a laurel wand will never perform a dishonourable act, although in a quest, i have known laurel wands to perform powerful and sometimes lethal magic. laurel wands are commonly found among those who are cunning, intellectual, and noble at heart. it is a tricky wood to control, and laurel wands are sometimes called fickle because of it, but this is unfair. the laurel wand seems unable to tolerate laziness in a possessor, and it is in such conditions that it is most easily and willingly won away. otherwise, it will cleave happily to its first match forever, and indeed has the unusual and engaging attribute of issuing a spontaneous lightning strike if another witch or wizard attempts to steal it.) / dragon heartstring core (ukrainian ironbelly - the ironbelly is a species of dragon native to ukraine and it's surrounding countries. a bipedal breed, it is metallic grey in colour, with an immense wingspan, long talons and rough scales said to be as hard as steel. this is the largest extant breed of dragon in the world, reaching up to six tonnes in weight with deep red eyes. thus they are the second most common dragon heartstring core, due to the size of the dragons and their hearts comparatively. they are often found in survivors wands, and produce more than as much stubbornness in owners as you might expect. these wands tend to be quite temperamental. owners of these wands are often known for being used to having temperamental things under their charge.) / solid rigidity (a wand of this flexibility will be extremely loyal to one owner and one owner only, usually a person of great moral integrity. owners of 'solid' wands are generally known for their reliability. as such, these wands are always buried with their owner - it is rare to pass down a wand of this rigidity, even to family members.) / 13 ¾āā length (longer wands may suit taller wizards, but they also tend to be drawn to bigger personalities, and those of a more spacious and dramatic style of magic.neater wands favour more elegant and refined spell-casting.) patronus. friesian stallion (19h / 1.93m). boggart. his wife and daughter being tortured. amortentia. andromeda. school. hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. house. hufflepuff (class of 1969). clubs / extracurriculars. prefect, wizards chess club (champion '66 - '69), member of the sphinx and dragon club, founding member of the occamy debating team (1965).
psychological information
temperament. phlegmatic. positive. approachable, diligent, magnanimous. negative. self-critical, stubborn, clumsy. mbti. infj. moral alignment. neutral good. element. earth. primary vice. wrath / lust. primary virtue. diligence / justice. zodiac. virgo sun, scorpio moon, aquarius rising. quote. "and yet i swear i love this earth that scars and scalds, that burns my feet. and even hell is holy." - gregory orr, from "tin cup," in the caged owl: new and selected poems. character parallels. bonnie bennett (the vampire diaries), aragorn elessar (lord of the rings), sam winchester (supernatural), obi-wan kenobi (star wars), daenerys targaryen (game of thrones).
familial information.
father. dilip philip laghari tonks (squib, alive) - dilip was the last surviving member of the magical laghari family. before he moved to the united kingdom and took the name philip tonks in homage to the man who saved his life by taking him in as a foster child at the age of six, sgt. mjr john p. tonkins, he had been cast out for his lack of magical ability. he made no mention of this lack when he met his future wife at university, considering it unlikely at best that magic would be brought forth again in such a short timeframe. the birth of his eldest son who was firmly magical was certainly a surprise, as was the subsequent birth of three more magical children. only his wife knows of the truth of his parentage. mother. rachana "rach" tejal lohat-tonks (muggle, alive) - rachana's family emigrated from kenya to wales in the 1800s following a business opportunity for her great grandfather. she grew up with her parents, grandparents, her aunts, uncles, cousins and siblings - she was never lonely, even when she first met her future husband, she was surrounded by family. her family, by contrast, had never heard of magic - it was quite a shock when ted started levitating dishes to the sink when he didn't want to get up to put them there by hand. nonetheless, she is a loving and supportive mother, even now. number of siblings / placement. three / eldest. siblings. nikhil "nick" tonks (wizard, alive) / sonal "sunny" tonks (witch, alive) / adi tonks (witch, alive) - all three of ted's younger siblings are magical, though to varying degrees of embracing it. he is an almost stereotypical older brother in many ways - protective, warm, a shoulder to cry on, the standard to which they have been told to strive for all their lives (though he abhors this, always ready to tell his siblings they should do what they wish to do, be who they wish to be instead of striving to follow in his footsteps). spouse. andromeda tonks (28) - the love of his life. he set his heart upon andromeda black the moment he met her - and never let it be said that he is easily dissuaded from anything, because the intervening years between then and now were fraught with danger. he proposed to her a mere year after their graduation - and this was the breaking point, the moment when all the secrets would come to light. he has never felt such relief in his life as he did the day she came back to him - chose him - over her family. they married that same year, in a small ceremony - as small as it could be, with his family present - and they brought nymphadora into their family three years later, and the rest, as they say, is history. children. nymphadora tonks (6) - the light of his life, to be certain, and the reason he has allowed himself to be dragged to the outskirts of the order of the phoenix. ted is a loving, dedicated father to his little girl - whom he suspects will be their only child despite the prodding from his mother to give her more grandchildren to spoil - and is often seen leaving work early to spend time with her. ted considers himself a peaceful man, but he knows he would commit atrocities if anything ever happened to his and dromeda's dora. pets. great horned owl named holmes. a three quarter kneazle - cat companion for dora named jinx.
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How I Met Your Mother opening credits photos (2005). Source Source Source
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#How I Met Your Mother#HIMYM#opening sequence#intro#TV#2005#turning 19 today#turning 20 next year#tv shows#Ted Mosby#Barney Stintson#Lily Aldrin#Robin Scherbatsky#mid 2000s#MacLaren's Pub#bar#friends#2000s#the gang#how I met them#opening credits#Youtube#himymedit#Josh Radnor#Neil Patrick Harris#Jason Segel#Alyson Hannigan#Cobie Smulders#sitcom#photos
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trent after ted calls on him in episode two versus episode six of season one. there isn't even a press conference appearance between these two, just the episode three interview. jesus fucking christ
#like the. he calls on trent. trent does his little intro. ted acknowledges it in some way#a little smile or 'ohhh i remember trent ;)' etc very normal (lmao)#and then like. ep 1 and 2. trents like. theres a hint of a smirk but its literally a 'im about to wreck this dudes whole career' smirk#e6. FIRST TIME WEVE SEEN HIM IN THE PRESS ROOM SINCE THE INTERVIEW. and hes smiling at ted LIKE THAT#ALREADY!!! THEY'RE INSANE!!!!#tedependent#trent crimm#ted lasso#ted x trent#tedtrent#gertspeak
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Shoutout to Bill and Tedās Excellent Holiday Special for giving us outright canonical Jewish Bill S. Preston Esq. <3
#N posts stuff#bnt#bill s preston esquire#bill and ted#i mean it Was already canon : face the music had that one newspaper in the intro#that mentions Wyld Stallyns doing a ākabbalah inspiredā album <- no way around that. thatās Jewish#and the actor is jewish so that was always a plus#but itās nice that he gets to say it lol; even if it IS in a joke where itās something Ted keeps forgetting :/#iāve been half planning a few fics about jewish bill (and ted <- converted) and the girls so this was a fun surprise for me :3
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i love overanalyzing so introducing him like this could mean- he is painted with and his background is mostly red(flag), but the background exactly behind him is green(flag). Maybe this signifies how he is surrounded by toxicity, and negative emotions yet he will remain positive. Or maybe it means that he is hiding the green flag side of him under and around the red flags. Or that its his choice to choose in this series if he will remain painted in red or will he lean towards green?
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#trash overthinking#why am i thinking so much about an intro scene#im going in blind guys no idea whats gonna hit me#just celebrating a non-censorship drama from china#revenged love#chinese bl#trash watching rl
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KIWI, she/her, 30+, jj is my son, rafe is my sidepiece, barry is my husband.
requests: open
i thought i'd say hi as it's hard to get interactions going on a sideblog. i can't follow back but please send me asks and DMs about anything and everything.
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rules: i prefer third person pov but i'm willing to take requests/create OCs, i'd rather write SFW over NSFW, i prefer angst/comedy over fluff, i will not write real people fiction. i'm also open to making graphics for people.
fandoms: obx, supergirl, robin hood bbc, les mis, halt and catch fire, tvd, originals, ouat, bourne, one piece live action, crazy ex girlfriend, ted lasso, the bear and more.
my fav writers: @lostsyren @araybiaaa, @maybejj, @rotting-inkblot @camerondevelopment (ur lil blurbs count!) @darwinquark @rafesbuzzcutseason @calypso-rt @inthelibrarybtw @salem-s @lolasangelz @dramagodesss @urcoolgf
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#obx#supergirl#robin hood bbc#les mis#halt and catch fire#tvd#originals#ouat#bourne#one piece live action#crazy ex girlfriend#ted lasso#the bear#rafe cameron#jj maybank#barry obx#winn schott#jason bourne#intro#intro post#writing blog#writeblr#enjonine#it's been 84 years#drabbles are what we used to call blurbs#i feel old
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Family tree (intro) = AndromedaĀ
These crosses all over my body, remind me of who I used to beĀ
Andromeda always had scars, whether mental or physical, that she couldnāt heal. She didnāt know why, not even magic worked. Everyday when she looked in the mirror, she saw them, and in those scars she saw her family, and her old life.Ā
Jesus can always reject his fatherĀ
Andromeda escaped them, escaped their politics, their life, she had truly escaped them and rejected who she couldāve been.Ā
But he cannot escape his mothers bloodĀ
Yet Andromeda couldnāt get their stain off of her, they were always going to be with her.Ā Ā Toujours Pur.Ā She would still never be pure. In her own standards, and in theirs.Ā
Heāll scream and try and wash it off of his fingersĀ
In the first of weeks when she had escaped she could feel them everywhere, hear them everywhere. She tried so hard to forget everything she had been taught, and it wasnāt supposed to be that hard. She was stained by them anyways, she couldnāt just leave without some bits of them clinging onto her.Ā
But heāll never escape what heās made up ofĀ
Andromeda could hear their voices, yelling at her. It was even worse because Bellatrix and Narcissa tried so hard to go up to her during school. At some point they had given up, just shit-talking her to others. She couldnāt ever escape them it seemed. Even years and years after, the Family Name still got to her. They didnāt know her as Andromeda Tonks, they knew her as the blood-traitor,Ā Andromeda Black.Ā
The Fates already fucked me sideways
She would never get a normal life because of them. Andromeda had escaped their house, but not them. It had seemed like Fate was always destined to hurt her.Ā
Heāll laugh and say āyou know I raised you better than thisāĀ
She became the example of ānot pureā, the example of a bad person in their eyes. Regulus and Sirius were taught not to be like her, and for Sirius she was the example to look up to. Draco never knew of her, until later, and still then Narcissa told him not to be like her.Ā
Than leave me hanging so they all can laugh at me
Andromeda became the laughing stock of the Sacred 28, the one who tried to escape. She became the laughing stock of the Black Family too, they all laughed at her attempts to leave them, knowing that she would never truly escape them. She became the laughing stock of the school, every pure blood made fun of her, luckily it was only her last year. She lost all her friends, everyone. All she had was Ted.Ā ā-
I know this is a bit wordy but I tried lol š Iāve had this in my head for sooo long and I finally wrote it down !!
#fatimah yaps š#marauders era#marauders#sirius black#Regulus black#andromeda black#andromeda tonks#the black sisters#narcissa black#bellatrix black#ted tonks#ted x andromeda#tedromeda#andromeda x Ted#ethel cain#preachers daughter#mother ethel#family tree intro#songs#Marauders and songs#abd stuff
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My Intro!
౨ą§: Madison Beer, Lana del rey, The Neighborhood, Mac miller, Billie Eilish, Clario, Laufey, Elvis Presley, The Smiths, Ricky Nelson, The Ronettes, Arctic Monkeys
ᔣš©: I loveā¦. Pink, Babyās Breath, Summer/Spring, Records, Shopping, Jelly cats, Bows, Day dreaming, romanticizing everything, and biceps c:
౨ą§: My full name is Astara but i go my Tara because its easier to remember!
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#matt sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo fanfic#chris sturniolo#bmf#intro post#yayyy#cutie w a bootie#idk how to tag this#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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my awesome sauce intro!
ā about me ! ā
my name is ollie, iām 16, and i go by he/him pronouns only!
iām autistic and also struggle a lot with my mental health ( iāll try to keep that part off of here to keep it all a little more lighthearted <3)
iām a gay trans guy with a strong preference for t4t ! ( although i might be bisexual? i donāt really care enough about my sexuality but i prefer dating other trans guys )
i use tone tags when tone may be hard to convey with text alone, please do the same for me!
i also donāt respond to dms sorry ! (āāøā)
iām a new tumblr user so any help with navigating this site would be much appreciated (^ā^)
ā tags ! ā
#kandi - my kandi creations! this could be cool cuffs or a recent perler i made
#project sekai & vocaloid - all project sekai/vocaloid related yaps or creations!! also where iāll reblog cool art i see related to pjsk or vocaloid
#ollie rants - basically what the tag says, me ranting about stuff that i think is stupid! ( do i have a solution to these problems? absolutely not! will i still complain? of course!! )
#ollie thoughts - also what it says, my own thoughts/posts that arenāt me being frustrated about something!
#ocean posting - mainly sharks but also other ocean things i find cool!!
#trans - anything related to me being trans & stuff like that!
#fiber art - my knit and crochet projects! wips or finished projects could be here :D
this will be updated when i remember what i was going to put here earlier (Ā“āļ½)
ā dni ! ā
do not interact with me if:
you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, misogynistic, etc. ( basic dni )
you disregard the unique struggles of trans men ( transandrophobia/anti-transmasculinity )
you identify with any variation of radfem ( including trans inclusive radfems !!! )
you only post about your mental illness/ shblr & edblr ( i am trying to recover and do not want to be interacting with people who are actively mentally ill - i hope these people do get better and i wish for them to be happy )
you believe that all autistic people have encyclopaedic knowledge of their special interest/s ( because we donāt! i know very little about sharks but i still have them in every aspect of my life! )
your whole blog is nsfw, friendly reminder that i am a minor!!
ā interests ! ā
music & bands i like!
radiohead, vocaloid, musical soundtracks, mitski, chappell roan, stray kids, and pretty much whatever else my brain decides to latch onto that day
games, shows, & series i like!
project sekai, project diva, cookie run kingdom, minecraft, death note, life series, hermitcraft, five nights at freddyās, splatoon, drag race, pokemon, super mario bros, & almost anything nintendo really
other stuff i like! (hobbies, other interests, etc.)
whale sharks, thresher sharks, wobbegongs, basically every shark ever, marine creatures, knitting, crocheting, dancing, musical theatre, singing, playing guitar, kandi, and probably a few other things iām forgetting right now :D
anyway thank you for reading this absolute wall of text!! follow me iām super cool!!!!!!!
#intro post#introduction#lgbtqia#trans guy#boys are pretty cool i guess#iām awesome please follow me#sharks are so cool!! i love sharks!!!#how do tags work#this website is lowkey confusing#anyway my yapfest is over thanks for coming to my ted talk
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āļøWELCOME! + Blog Rulesšø
Bill: Welcome the me and my good buddyās blog! Feel free to ask us questions about us or the band
Ted: If you just want to ask one of us a question make sure to specify
Bill: Yah Ted can get a little confused
Ted: Bogus! I can totally not get confused!
Bill: Either ways, letās set some ground rules that MUST be followed. We have a block button and we arenāt afraid to use it
Ted: Well depending on how many times u break the rule or how u break it
RULES!!!!
No NSFW! ( Bill and Ted are both minors in this particular blog and me, the actual person behind said tumblr, is also a minor.) If you break this rule I may automatically ban you depending on how bad the question / comment was.
Stay on topic with the blog! If itās an off topic question about running this blog feel free to message me personally as to not break the over all like slight role play of the blog.
Be kind and respectful. If anyone (including me running the blog) has a different headcannon than you or whatever you may voice your opinion in a respectful way. There will not be making fun of people for their personal headcannons. There should actually be no making fun of other people in general at all!
If you are making jokes, being sarcastic, etc. please use tone tags as that help me understand what exactly you mean and helps everyone overall.
No spamming questions or the question will not be answered. I will try to answer all questions but if I do not answer yours right away Iām sorry. Also sometimes tumblr is weird and I get it so I will personally message you not to do it again and than I could ban you if thatās not working.
(Person behind the blog here just wanting to say that yes, I do ship them, and yes, I will be shipping them in this blog if this doesnāt make you comfortable than please just donāt interact with this blog)
(This whole blog is set right after the events of the first movie)
#Intro post#bill and ted#bill and tedās excellent adventure#bill s preston esquire#ted theodore logan#pined post
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Welcome!!!
Hello !! My name is Nova/Michael/Sol !!
Welcome to my tumblr acc!! Iām a heavy reblogger !!! So be warned byf !! :DDDD !!!
This is really only aimed at ppl im following on here that I knew on twt, but if yall dont recognize me- i was Nix Ac3D3m0n on twt back in 2022
I am also a huge yapper and i love making friends on here !! if we share interests and you want a friend you yap with about em, feel free to hmu :) send me a message or @ me in a post :) whatever you want !! :DDDD !!!!
I am a writer and an artist !!! Feel free to send in Asks to ask me about headcanons and ideas for characters from any of our shared interests !!! :)) id love to yap about em a lot :D
My ao3 acc is also xxquesadiaxx if anyones interested :) !! and here's my carrd to get know me more! https://novathedistortion.carrd.co
Here are some of my interests !! feel free to yap with me about any of them :D !!!:
EPIC the musical !!!(main interest atm)
The Magnus Archives
Malevolent
the Marauders era of HP(my second main interest currently)
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
The Last of Us
Spiderman/Spider-Verse
Avatar the Last Airbender
Merlin
Carnival Row
Arcane
Mouthwashing
Steven Universe
Hamilton
HTTYD
Ted Lasso
The Flash(CW series)
Sanders Sides
Harry Potter
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them
The Witcher(game and show)
Stranger Things
Star Wars(All sorts of media)
OBI WAN KENOBI . hes from star wars . hes my shayla .
Percy Jackson books !!! (all of Rick Riordans books šš»)
Marvel
DC
The Walking Dead
Gravity Falls
DSMP/MCYT(but i only interact with fanmade stuff not any of the actual CCās and shit ā¦)
THE MANDOāA LANGUAGE !!! YALL !!! im OBSESSED with this language . its amazing !!!
tea !!
floral arrangements !!
art !!
music !! (i listen to so many kinds !!)
poetry!!
video games!!!
gardening!!
cosplay
makeup !!
singing and musicals !!!
aka theatre kid stuff :)
forensics chemistry !!
murder mysteries :)))
art history
greek mythology
egyptian mythology
roman mythology
norse mythology
Check out some Calypso Apology Video art I made as a joke a while ago š¤ . Link here
You can find my art in the #novasolsarttag !!(i havent posted much tho)
#artists on tumblr#writers on tumblr#intro post#blog intro#fandom#epic the musical#star wars#marvel#dcu#gravity falls#httyd#marauders#harry potter#stranger things#the last of us#mouthwashing#spider verse#arcane#atla#the witcher#the flash#carnival row#merlin#steven universe#lord of the rings#the hobbit#ted lasso#the magnus archives
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NEW INTRO POST?!
WE GOT A NEW LOOK BABY




My name is Cucco! Its what Iāve went by online for a long time!
Cuccos origin lies within the Zelda fandom, its š¹š¶šš²šæš®š¹š¹š a chicken LOL
EnragedCucco86 is my art account on Instagram
GeeWhizzy77 is my Guitar TikTok
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Im 19 years old
And my pronouns are She/Her
I am currently in college majoring in Musical Theory

This blog is mainly My Chemical Romance since its a pretty big hyperfixation of mine
I wouldnāt say i have a bias but like many i have a huge soft spot for Gerardš
But heres a list of other fandoms im in quite frequently:
The Legend of Zelda
Pierce The Veil
Resident Evil
Star Wars
Arctic Monkeys
Some YouTubers i watch quite frequently:
Jschlatt
Ted Nivison
CoryxKenshin
CaseOh
DanTDM (childhoodš)
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#my chemical romance#gerard way#gerard#intro post#introduction#cucco posts#Spotify#resident evil#the legend of zelda#star wars#arctic monkeys#pierce the veil#instagram#tiktok#jschlatt#ted nivison
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idk if its just me but i enjoy mirroring the four kingdoms with the harry potter houses. Assavadevathin is kinda yellowish, has goodwilled and righteous prince Khanin kinda mirrors hufflepuff. Bhuchongpisut is green and is literally represented by snakes, I mean Ramil is a slytherin through and through. Davichmetha is kinda pink but has princess Ava, a fearless competitor breaking traditions and bravely competing amongst men who don't believe in her. A true gryffindor. Meenanagarin is blue, mirroring ravenclaw, idk much about them and the prince doesn't have an heir so can't draw many conclusions.


#thank you for coming to my ted talk#the next prince the series#the next prince#trash watching tnp#just btw im a jkr hater but hp was my intro to magic so it's hard to get that out of me
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āIs that a tome of miracles youāve brought me? Come, letās learn togetherā¦ā The text is in braille. You, the Ashen One, watch in awe as the man flips open the tome while his ample fingers brushes over the page. Despite having his full sight, Irwin closes his eyesā- as to mimic the blind whose faith would be instilled in such words. He looks up to you with a wistful sigh. āThis text is from my home land, Carim.ā The sound of the book closing echoes throughout the Firelink Shrine. āItās been so long since Iāve performed these miraclesā¦but you, Ashen One, may have use for them yet.ā
Archdeacon Irwin of Carimā (part 1 of the money inc x dark souls au)
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Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Love. Love!!!
hi im woundie but like here im cringette ok hi bye
#am ihnmaims#benny ihnmaims#ellen ihnmaims#gorrister ihnmaims#harlan ellison#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#ted ihnmaims#nimdok ihnmaims#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing game#daisuke#anya#swansea#haii#intro post#moot me#hehehehehehehehe#hate monologue#love monologue#I love you
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- HEY, FAGGOT! I am Deimos Breakfrost and this is my gay-ass blog!
*ART REQUESTS ARE OPEN*
-YouTube channel -Hey. Wanna watch the new td season? -My art tag -My Suggestive Tag Taken by this mf -> @the-passer-outer
- quick warning: my blog is 14+ I'll put a CW on my posts where it is necessary, but if you're not comfortable with this I recommend you to leave.
- My other accounts: -š @totalswap-official
-š @ripper-fanclub
-āļø @positive-mlm-total-drama-takez
- My Mutuals:
1. @shark-watermelon @waykner @fire-feather-flies @chirpyrayray @skunkbutts 2. @illusionsignmisdirecti0n @gallonwghost @marrfixated @ghostface-mp4 @frontallobotomy03 3. @lemonsonleft @the-passer-outer @turtlealliebrainrot @mizukiakiyama-tdi @monokromesillies 4. @mixzymisc @artic-star @thymosnova @kromazque @sweatyparadiseearthquake 5. @sometimesieatexpiredcatfoof @cunt-removal @maddythesadone @littlegoblininyourshoe @verybald 6. @kokodree @s1lverd4sh @35centtoothpaste @aoxql @cardcaptormarinette 7. @strawbsswift13-2 @theangelcatalogue @autistictojisuzuharafan11 @meowshroom1230 @cbab-freak 8. @criminalfish @lemoonbasement @skidfart2 @robertlover64 @firowisteria 9. @dolly4stxr @foolishpansy @sharknickz @fist-full-of-feathers @obsessed-loser 10. @ronnybitchboy @pinkertoast @scotchbum
- GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME/DO NO INTERACT:
1. Pedos/MAPs, 2. Zoophiles, 3. Proshippers/Profiction/Prononcon, 4. Racists/RCTAS, 5. Furrys that are above their 18's, 6. Therians(fuck you), 7. Anti-Furrys/Anti-Therian (fuck you too), 8. Makes part of the Cat emoji fandom, 9. People that do fandom discourses (or discourses in general), 10. People that get mad at GAY MEN for saying the f slur, 11. Is a Fujoshi/supports Fujoshis, 12. Is part of the TCC, 13. Supports/likes gore sites, 14. Supports Viziepop, 15. Is fatphobic, 16. Falling in Reverse/Panic! at the disco haters, 17. Supports TX2, 18. Radqueers, 19. Forsaken fans, 20. Object Show fans.
- Basic information:
1. My real name is Bernard 2. I'm a minor (13-14 years old) 3. Gay cis and I use He/him (respect me, bitch!) 4. Brazilian and half Italian. 5. I speak Portuguese PT-BRš§š· and English EN-AMšŗšø. 6. My Birthday is on 20/06. If you're on my mutuals list, I'll tag you on this day 7. You know that you will only be entertaining me incase you decide to start a fight or argument with me, right? 8. Chubby body type and a otter, 9. Edgy Gorehound haha 10. Say Shit Get Hit personality
- Unnecessary informations:
1. Ronnie Radke's, Gerard Way's, Spencer Charna's real son, trust/j 2. Yes I LOVE fat men and I'll go insane if I don't draw one or say how hot and beautiful they are per dayš» 3. I hate tĆøp, like, for YEARS and idk why 4. If you like alenoah/Jacnoah oh my god get the fuck out/j 5. I'm not a hero and You're Something else by fir is literally me 6. I fucking love nightmare on elm street 7. I LOVE Slasher movies!!! 8. I don't watch Hardcore horror, but I like watching videos about it 9. I love horror content... I love them so much... 10. I think that everything that reminds me of the AFYCSO aesthetic is pretty 11. I LOVE KILLS COUNTS, I LOVE DEAD MEAT, JAMES A. JENNISE I LOVE YOUššš 12. Dahvie Vanity and Lucifer Valentine's biggest hater, if I see those fuckers on the street it'll be on sight 13. Number 1 Ted fucker, 14. Oddly obsessed with fictional deaths involving puppetry 15. Absolutely in LOVE with Dark Theater and dark cabaret aesthetic
- Fandoms I'm in:
1.Total drama * 2.Danganronpa * 3.Project Eden's Garden * 4.Danganronpa Another * 5.The Ujizugoku Massacre * 6.Danganronpa Another 1 & 2 * 7.Danganronpa Antebellum * 8.Naruto
- Not very active on it, but still on it:
1.Your Turn To Die * 2.Pokemon * 3.Jojo's Bizarre adventure * 4.Ace Attorney * 5. Dead End Paranormal Park *
- Bands/Artists I Like:
My Chemical Romance * Green Day * Ice Nine Kills * Falling in Reverse * Panic! At the Disco * Fall out Boy * Pierce The Veil * System of a Down * The Misfits * NX Zero * MƄneskin * The Brobecks * Mindless Self Indulgence * brokeNcyde * McCafferty * Asking Alexandria * Dot Dot Curve * MARINA * Nirvana * J Bigga * Millionaires * Ghost Town * 30H!3 * 4DBLING * Deadbeat Nightlife * Cobra Starship * Famous Last Words * Get Scared * Kill Paradise * Letter For The Oddities * Pitty * Calabrese * Lady Gaga * BOTDF (i only like their music.) * Scotty Vanity * The Bunny The Bear * YOHIO * Hollywood Undead *
- Music genres I like:
Pop Punk * Punk Rock * Post Hardcore * Metalcore * Grunge * Pop Rock * Rock * Eletronicore * Crunkcore * Horror Punk * Death metal * Screamo * Pop * Midwest Emo *
"Life's a bitch then you die. Any questions?"
#deimos post#gay loser post#intro post#emo#Mallgoth#2000's emo#total drama#td ripper#disventure camp ted#ted Gordon#my chemical romance#green day#pierce the veil#fall out boy#ice nine kills#falling in reverse#panic! at the disco#Soad#system of a down#14+#Spotify#Danganronpa#TUM#the uzujigoku massacre#mccafferty#midwest emo#Gay
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