#teen wolf parrish

[ck-15]

[harlstiel]

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

[at parrish’s funeral]

sheriff: *sobs, one hand on the headstone*

sheriff: how could you do this to me? We’re so understaffed-

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Scott: Don't freak out. It's perfectly normal to have a gay dream, doesn't mean you're gay.

Stiles: It wasn't any man, it was Derek.

Scott: That doesn't prove anything, who has had a gay dream about Derek?

Isaac, Liam, Parrish (raise their hand):...

Theo: I haven't met the guy yet, but me too.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Parrish: (caught Stiles doing something he shouldn't be doing) Alright, Stiles, come on. Let's go talk about this down at the station. Stiles: ... Parrish: (warningly) Stiles. Stiles: No. Stiles *runs*

[supercap2319]

"Dude! Who's the hot naked dude on fire!?" Cody asked. In the doorway of Cody's house, a naked man stands in the door frame. He's covered head to toe in fire but doesn't seem to be affecting him in the slightest. His eyes burn with an orange hue color while the most enormous cock that Cody and Y/N have ever seen, twitched in the air. Fire licks all around his body as he slowly enters the house as Y/N and Cody back up.

"Parrish? Sheriff Parrish?" Y/N asked.

"Sheriff? Dude, you know a Sheriff?"

"He's the Sheriff in Beacon Hills. I can only assume he's here for two reasons." Y/N said.

"Which are?" Cody gulped.

"He's either here to kill us, or fuck us. I'm hoping it's the former. He's possessed by a Hellhound." Y/N explains as they back towards the living room, Parrish following their every step.

"Why would he want that?" Cody says as Y/N waved a hand and couch moved between them and Parrish, but the Hellhound burned it up with a single touch. "Submit."

"Like hell. Why is he doing this?" Cody asked.

"Hellhounds have a confusing relationship with witches. It's hard to explain at the moment. We need to get out of here." Parrish reached out a flaming hand towards Cody, and before he could grab the mortal boy, Y/N flicks his wrists, and Parrish froze in place.

Cody looks shocked as the flaming man stopped his advancements on them. It's like someone pressed pause on a big TV remote. The flaming man had stopped, but his frozen expression was enough to make Cody shiver.

"How did you do that?"

"I'm a good witch, remember? I put up both hands, and bad things tend to freeze."

"For how long?"

"Not very. Let's go before Parrish decides to make us ride that pitchfork all the way to hell." Y/N grabs Cody's hand, and they run for the doorway and into the night as the Hellhound unfreezes and roars, following the witch, and his human pet.

[anonazure]

Doing my best to get back into art.

[scerek]

Ryan Kelley as Deputy Jordan Parrish in Teen Wolf: The Movie

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Noah: Where's Eli? Jordan: Don't worry about Eli. Noah: Oh, I'm sorry, have you met me?

[aliensister17]

Listens for the sounds of a very very pissed off Stiles Stilinski-Hale storming into Beacon Hills, muttering about the gall of his husband, what the fuck... Someone is going to pay!

[de-constructmybones]

Dylan Sprayberry in Ryan Kelley's instagram video

[dirtbagdefender]

[bisexualbuckleyy]

teen wolf memes part 22: behold my beloved gay children

guys i have so many of these it's a problem. @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit i love you you're the best

teen wolf memes part 22

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Parrish: You've been listed as a suspect and we're going to need you to come in for interrogation. Stiles: Fine, but I ask the questions. Parrish: I'm afraid I can't allow that. Stiles: Alrighty, then just the "Fine" part.

[kaftanbezpieczenstwa]

[supercap2319]

Y/N: "When I get my hands on Deputy Parrish, I'm going to fuck him."

Noah: "Don't you mean 'fuck him up?'"

Y/N: "Did I stutter, father?"

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