#tf2 sniper x s/o

[mehidktbh]

Spiders

Pairing: Mick "Sniper" Mundy x Fem!Reader

Summary: A hot summer day attracts all types of insects to get into the base, out of the hot sun and humid air. Only to be faced with their death by someone not so keen on them.

Warning: Swearing, the killing of a spider? Ngl this is just something I threw together before I slept. 🤷🏼‍♀️

A/N: Wanted to make this before I write my next Simon Riley fic (thanks to your votes). But this also came from today when I found a little Black Widow Spider in my shoe. Still living in Australia I cannot with any insects. (Also it's canon that Sniper has a feat of Spiders, I was there)

How much longer of this humid sun did you have to go through? At first, you thought that the summer would stay when needed, but no. You've got months ahead of you, knowing you're going to wake up in a pile of slickly unpleasant sweat every day. Even worse is the lousy air conditioning in the base, it's been fixed so many times it runs as low as it can. Just as bad as the air circulation too.

So here you are, slouched over in the main room, the leather seat sticks to your bare skin the second you'd get up. You'd be carrying the whole couch along with you. Scout sits next to you, his loud huffing is getting annoying, and one of his arms is slung on the back of the couch. Just touching your head but you're too into heatstroke to realise he's nearly touching your hair.

Sniper sits next to you too, a chair for himself as he spreads fully out. His usual smirk rests on his face as he casually looks over to the two of you. "Gettin' comfortable 'ere?" Scout slowly looks over at him, a scowl on his face. Usually, he'd fling himself across the room, both hands probably strangling the poor bushman but all he can do is roll his eyes.

"How abou' 'cha Y/N?" A weak smile slowly appears on your face, and you flick him a thumbs up. Only he sees right through your smile. But he nods sharply, flicking his attention to the TV. To him, an interesting documentary on animals hibernating. How different animals do it in different seasons and how bears survive through the cold season catches his attention more than you and Scout combined.

But you're too busy looking over at the small old-fashioned fridge. You begin to wonder how cold it really is in there, usually, the beers don't get nearly as cold enough to drink comfortably but still, that's better than nothing. So gradually you start to get up, the leather breaking apart from your skin makes you cringe but it dies out over the TV.

"Bears can be woken easily during a mild spell of weather, but may not have enough energy to survive the rest of the winter. Which is why-" "AHH!"

Your inarticulate and high-pitched scream easily overpowers the TV, even with its high volume on it's enough to echo throughout the whole base. "Holy- What?" Scout's Boston accent quickly appears behind your terrified figure. Sniper also sprints right behind him to reach you from across the room. Looking over your shoulder to see what's got you shaken up and pointing at.

Expecting to see another head or organ which Medic decided to leave unattended in the fridge or on the kitchen counter. But instead, he only spots a little Black Widow Spider sitting unsettled on the counter. Eating away at the bread crumbs left behind from Heavy's sandvich.

"Kill it, Scout, before it kills us!" You frantically order Scout, only he groans in annoyance. "Jesus Y/N! I thought you found someone fucking dead" Your hands shake his shoulders back and forth quickly. "Well, you're about to find my body if you don't-" Before you can say anything he leaves swiftly. Ignoring your pleas as he tiredly walks back to the couch.

Looking over to Sniper you give him the same look in your eyes, a plead. "Pfft, watch an' learn" You watch as Sniper leans over to the counter more. The movement of his arm quickly alerts the pernicious red spider as it begins to move quickly. A yelp nearly leaves Sniper's mouth as he backs away instantly.

"You're scared?" You ask not out of laughter... well maybe. But more because you generally thought he'd be used to Spiders by now. Living in the outback much mean he's dealt with them thousand times before, right? "Nah'm not." His usual down-to-earth and easygoing face now flashes bright red either from the humid air or is now because you mention his (unknowingly) fear of spiders?

But before you can mutter out a single word he reaches over the counter again, his eyes glued to the Spider chilling there. His whole hand flexed and tense as he quickly snatched a tissue from the box. The sudden sound sends the Spider flying in his direction. It sends him flying backwards, his hands coming out in front of him like he was going to fistfight the insect.

You on the other hand you're now snickering softly, the fear you felt before going away as you watch Sniper unravel in front of you. He quickly catches onto your laughing, a glaring cold look replaces his scared expression as he pushes past you. His shoulders square as he swiftly squishes the spider under the tissue, a gross sound following.

"See, m' not scared of spiders..."

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

[tyrianludaship]

Yeah, I think Sniper is gonna be a little busy this month

(I spent too much effort on this ahh. Like just the lineart took an hour)

Traced this for the rifle (probably not an accurate model; I just kinda looked up tf2 sniper gun)

Also a sketch cuz the difference in quality is a lil funny

Proships DNI

Reblogs > Likes

[cbsxreader]

CBS with an S/o who has a kid

It's better for his S/o to tell Christian that they have a kid a bit later into the relationship when they're both sure they can take it further.

Once his S/o does tell him though, he is surprised. He's like: "You're dating me and you have a kid??", but he also really thinks over if he wants to meet their kid because he isn't sure he's ready to be a parental figure.

He realizes the foundation of his relationship of his S/o and him depends on his connection to the life of their child, so he decides it's worth a shot.

When they do meet, the kid might get scared of him and it's up to his S/o to bond them. Christian legit gets stalked by the kid, he catches them looking at him around corners and watching him through nearly closed doors.

If the kid starts to open up and starts hugging him when he shows up at the door, there's a good chance he won't be opened up yet and lifts up his arms when the kid hugs his waist or leg, not wanting to touch them as if they're sick.

His S/o suggests he brings a gift to their kid when he comes over, so they start to trust him. So he does just that, gifting the kid candy, toys and money when they meet. He also starts kneeling down to their level to seem less intimidating.

Eventually, his S/o asks Christian to babysit their kid. He's a mix of a bad babysitter and a cool one. The kid might have to survive on only snacks and cereal but Christian will allow the kid to do things his S/o doesn't allow like jumping on the couch and he will take them anywhere they want to go.

Every once in a while Christian shares a wholesome moment with the kid. Like them playing together, him letting them sit on his shoulders, the kid falling asleep watching cartoons and him carrying them to bed, him telling them stories from his life and the outback, giving them his hat or sunglasses, dropping them off and picking them up from school, y'know all that good stuff.

Gives them nicknames like: little bugger, anklebiter, etc.

If the kid gets bullied then the bully better have a bodyguard because Christian will either take care of the bully himself or teach his S/o's kid to fight.

He might teach the kid to swear though and his S/o would immediately know whose fault it is.

[the-laughing-lunatic]

OH MY GOD TF2 WRITER!!! You are my savior.

ANYWAYS I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE MERCS (more specifically Scout, Spy, Sniper & Engineer if you don’t wanna do them all) WITH A MALE S/O WHO IS CONSTANTLY DYING OR GETTING INJURED DUE TO BADLUCK?

(Of course! Hope you enjoy, thx for reqesting!)

Scout, Spy, Sniper & Engineer x a m!s/o with bad luck (ROMANTIC)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── 

☆Scout☆

Holy cow is it hard for him to get used to

You die at least once a day but he still cries like a baby whenever it happens

Denies it every time though

“Oh god, it never takes this long, what if my baby’s gone for good? That ain’t gonna happen, you’re bein’ stupid Jeremy. But what if it does? *sniffle* I mean, I- I dunno what I’d do, an just—”

“Hey babe! I grabbed some sodas for us on the way back from respawn, the vending machine was being a pain though. …you alright?

He’d immediately hug you and wipe away his tears. “ ‘m fine. Just glad you’re back, doll. Missed ya.”

Though this guy knows nothing about first aid, he’ll do what his ma always did when he got injured:

“Prince, stop freakin’ out and let me kiss your boo-boo better, kay?”

“Jeremy, I’m not ten, I can handle a tiny bullet wound.”

“Don’t care, c'mere sweetheart. You need some kisses from your hot-ass boyfriend to feel better.”

“What I need is a Medic.”

“C’mon, please?”

“...fine.”

☆Spy☆

Like Scout he’s also dramatic as fuck when you die

Falls to his knees and cries silently over your dead body kind of dramatic

He’s lost one of his lovers before, and it kills him to see it happen in front of him everyday

He’s absolutely terrified that one day you won’t respawn

Doesn’t like to talk about how he feels though, he wants to be strong for his lover

He will require a lot of quality time after you get respawned to calm his mind down that you’re okay

Cuddling, holding your hand in his smoking room, he just needs to be close to you

Helps you when you’re injured, though he does chastise you

(cue homoerotic fixing injuries scene)

“Mon amour, it was simply irresponsible of you to go into the sewers with your luck, it was reckless,” he’d say as he patched you up.

“But you dropped your watch down there, I had to get it back for you.”

“You are insufferably eager, my beau…but it is sweet. Never do anything like that again, though, I worry about you enough as is.”

“Awww, you worry about me?”

“Of course I do, je t'aime. Now shut up and let me help you.”

☆Sniper☆

We all know this guy is hella protective, so of course he’ll protect you even more with how much you get injured.

He’d want nothing more than to keep you in a locked room with nothing to hurt yourself with all day so no harm could ever come to you, but unfortunately that’s “weird” and “illegal”

He constantly wants to be around you to at least try to prevent the inevitable

Even during battles, he tends to double-check where you are on the map to make sure you’re okay, and if you’re not, see who hurt you so he could kill them

He may not have the most traditional sense of first aid training, he mostly knows natural tricks when you’re injured to help you. 

“Love, love, calm down, I got some razor strop for your cut there, ‘s like a bandaid. Fix you up real quick, spunk.”

He wants to take you camping but he knows he’d just be anxious about his boyfriend the entire time

“Mick, c’mon, I can handle one tiny camping trip.”

“You burnt yourself on the coffee kettle twice today. It was unplugged.”

“No coffee kettles in the forest though.”

“Can we just stay here where I know you’ll be okay, love?”

“But you wante—”

“I know, but anytime I spend with you makes me happy, okay? If you’re safe and with me, I’m grand.”

☆Engineer☆

This poor man

He’s worried sick about you all the time

You’re not allowed into his workshop anymore after a few too many incidents with the machinery

During battle he’ll constantly do what you want if it’ll keep you safer

You need a dispenser by you even if the rest of the team needs it somewhere else? He’s putting it by you

He makes you wear a spare hardhat of his in case an anvil falls on you or some shit (with your luck it probably would happen) 

Since you’re not allowed in his workshop it kind of forces him to be less of a workaholic so he can hang out with his boyfriend

Will stay by your side when you’re injured

“Dell, it’s sweet of you to stay while I have a broken leg, but wouldn’t you rather hang out with the rest of the team instead of here? I mean, it’s gonna be really boring.”

“Darling, I’m staying. I’d rather be here with you than at the snazziest rodeo out there.”

“Ach, young love. Now my patient, here is your paste you must eat. It is good for you, it has plenty of nutrients in it, and definitely not drugs you need to take. And your straw, now tschüss!”

“.....are you still sure you wanna stay?”

“Wouldn’t dream of being anywhere else, sugar.”

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[fatfuckingcatstuff]

Hellooo, I come to request something for tf2 more specific for scout and sniper, if you can't do all of them, it would be that your s/o has a lot of scars on his body from past adventures. How would they react the first time they see her without clothes and see all the scars?

"ETCHED WITH BEAUTY"

Sniper/Scout x Fem! Reader with scars

This is such a cute req!! We love a person with scars I honestly feel it makes them radiate more.

SCOUT

You can already bet your ass that he's going to be stunned (in a good way)

"WOAH!!!!"

He would admire each scar that decorated your body

(my personal headcanon) I feel like he'd trace the shapes of some of them

The whole convo would be him pointing at each scar and asking about it's backstory.

"Oh! What about this one?"

"I got that when I fell down a hill and slid past a sharp rock! "

"Pfftt, and that one?"

"I fought a bear with my bare hands."

"😨"

SNIPER

I don't think he would have much of a reaction lowkey

He'd probably show you his scars from when he was resseructed from the dead.

Same like Scout he would love to hear how you got all of them.

"Ripper love."

"Yeahhh!! And I got this from fighting a bear with my bare hands!!"

"😃"

[jermer10]

Oh god.. this is a bit depraved but here we goHello! Uh if you are taking requests right now, could you maybe make a spicy TF2 mercs x male!reader where the reader is into weapon play (could be their reactions to simple things .. like a gasp from the gun touching their skin to something more smutty, your pick!)It'd be nice to have all mercs but if too much sniper, soldier and engineer would the the 3 favs!

TF2 male s/o with a weapon kink

18+ only, male reader | tried to add some heavier nsfw, i hope you enjoy anon!

includes: soldier, engineer, sniper tw: sexual content, weapon play kink

drabbles under the cut :P

Soldier: - Soldier knew about this kink long before he had started fucking you - he may be stupid, but he knows what an erection looks like, and you were always rock hard after watching him bash an enemy to death with his market gardener - so he decided to confront you, like any concerned teammate would - ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO ME, MAGGOT?", he pressed the shovel into your throat, backing you into a corner - subtly isn't his strong suit - "what the f..fuck..?" your skin crawled with arousal - you couldn't speak, let alone think with the rusted edge of the weapon tugging at your skin - "why do you ask?" you choked out, face flushed in embarrassment - Soldier shamelessly palmed your erection, "THAT'S WHY." - you groaned, jaw slack and eye brows furrowed. you expected Soldier to relent, yet he continued to stroke you through your pants. - subtly DEFINITELY wasn't his strong suit, and to be frank you were enjoying the way he was man-handling you - "I SHARE THIS...ATTRACTION." a sickening grin plastered on his rough features and his shovel pressing harder into your trachea - his body was so close to yours, backing you against the concrete walls of the base and forcing himself onto you - your eyes rolled to the back of your head as he continued to grope at your cock - "fuuuuuck Soldier p..leas..e..." your voice was gruff, the words seemed to be drawn out of you "PLEASE WHAT, CUPCAKE?" you didn't take him for a tease - "fuhck me!" you plead, throatily moaning at the cold, stinging sensation of the shovel cutting into your throat, your cock throbbed, the fabric rubbing your dick raw - you didn't have to ask twice, Soldier pushed you to the ground, ass up, knees scraping against the concrete floor, and market gardener pressed strongly between your shoulder blades

Engineer: - he would never admit it, but if he had a dollar for the amount of times he spent fucking his fist thinking about stuffing you with the muzzle of his shotgun, he would be rich - so when was walking past your room and noticed your door ajar, hearing the unmistakable slick sounds of masturbation, he couldn't help but peer in, hoping to get some new material - and when he saw you fucking yourself with a pistol and breathily moaning his name, he knew that he had to help - "hey darlin', seems like you were callin' out my name?" he knocked on the doorframe, smirking at the way you scrambled to cover yourself - "now don't you worry, y/n...i'm here to help," your face was burning - he positioned himself behind you, leaning against the wall and pulling you into his lap - Engie pulled the gun out of your puckering hole and began thrusting - your slutty moans, accompanying the praising whispers and sticky noises of the gun and your asshole meeting repeatedly, bounced off of the walls in your bedroom - Engie, feeling the high from the moment and the power he held in his fist, clicked off the safety on the gun - you began to shake, adrenaline coursing through your veins and the fear that at any moment the trigger could be squeezed - he lazily stroked your cock with his right hand as his left drove the gun into you - even if he did kill you, you would just respawn with no memory of the last hour or so, but he wanted you to remember everything - it was all becoming too much for him, he could feel himself reaching climax as your writhing body pressed into his chest and crotch, and when he finally came, you came with him - ropes of cum lathered his hand and your bare chest, Engie was impressed, to say the least - but despite your joint climax, he wasn't finished with you

Sniper: - Sniper's hide site was in a heavily concealed room sitting atop a random abandoned building - where he was and what he was doing didn't matter, you had been targeted by the enemy team's Sniper, and despite the fact that from where he was perched you seemed clearly annoyed, he couldn't help but see the redness in your face as the other Australian cornered you time and time again with his kukri - countless backstabs from Spy, bonks with Scouts bat, nothing came close to the way your face would go beet when he held the knife to your neck before swiftly ending you - Sniper wanted to try it for himself, clearly you had some sort of attraction to him - and he would be lying if he didn't find the idea of forcing you to suck him off while holding a blade to your throat hot - he signaled you to come up to his spot, making sure no one followed you - "hey, what's up man?" you huffed, you looked exhausted - Sniper felt awkward, but the erection in his pants was unrelenting and the way your eyes met his with a sort of nervous lust didn't help - "on your knees." he simply stated, unsheathing the kukri from his belt holster - your face went blank, did you hear him correctly? was Sniper wrong about his assumption? - "oh god, you saw me with the other Sniper..." realization hit your face, and so did an embarrassed flush - you bashfully knelt, doe-eyed looking up at the New Zealander-Australian man - Sniper unbuckled his pants, his cock springing out into your face - he held the knife up to you "suck." he commanded, his face flush and his palms sweating profusely

[david-tennant-addict]

can you do TF2 Heavy headcanons, like a sort of alphabet? I saw the one that you did with the Sniper, if you want you can do it in the same genre!

OMG! Yes I’ll give you a lovely heavy nsfw alphabet headcannons! I LOVE that big adorable guy!

——MINORS DNI——

Heavy NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He is so sweet. He will clean up and even read you on of his favorite books. Let’s just hope you know Russian

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his hands because of how big they are 😏. He loves your hips because he can wrap his hands around them so easily

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He secretly love to cum in you or on your back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to use toys either you use them on him or he uses them on you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He isn’t too experienced but he’s read a few smuts in his free time

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes being ridden because he can use you like a flesh light but also because he can see your face. As long as he can see your face he loves the position

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Nope unless something funny happens

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is well groomed but sometimes he’s too busy to keep up with it so he’s hairy

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very. He likes to moment to be loving but rough

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not unless he SUPER pent up

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage either one you or him

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere in private

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

you say or do something smart especially if you speak Russian to him he’s like puddy

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I would say hurting you but….there’s medic so I guess killing you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he’s a 6/10 and he prefers to give rather than receive but he doesn’t mind to receive once in awhile

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

SUPER fast

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

3 times a month. He’s not a big fan of it but if you need it he’ll give it to you

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’ll take risks once it awhile but not often and that’s with fucking in public

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for a good 4 rounds before he’s out. He lasts for about 4 minutes

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own toys but he’s not opposed to using them as I stated before

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s fair unless if your unfair

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He grunts but he’s not too loud unless he’s overstimulated which is rare

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) he likes to speak Russian while doing it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s fucking HUGE. I mean like 12 inches at most. Manz has a fuckin foot long!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

about a 4/10 not too high but he still yearns

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he falls asleep in like 10 minutes after he makes sure you’re comfortable and safe

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I hope you liked it! I tried my best

[redamoureux]

Hi!!

I don't know if you're going to understand this, but do you know what the running of the bulls is in Pamplona? (You can google it if you don't :] )

Well, how would the tf2 mercs react when their s/o tells them that they've run that?

Thank you!!

P.S: I love your writing and your posts!! <3

General Red/Blu Sniper, Scout, Medic headcanons

• genre: romantic

• a/n: i don't usually write these kinds of things but i'm trying to test out a little more what i can do and thanks! x)

Sniper

He's quite surprised actually. When you mentioned that in the middle of a casual conversation, it caught his interest. You shared some stories about you running that and he thinks it'd be nice if the two of you try it.

Not usually to travel around alot but exploring new rather wild things that has relation with animals with you makes him feel pretty excited.

Even though he'd have some pretty hard time trying to run from the bulls as he's not used to running for a extended period of time yet when he'd get encouragement from you that he'll feel lot better.

May or may not try to take down the bulls if cornered due to his hunter reflexes. But he'd try his best to avoid touching them. Afterwards, he'd sweatingly and tiredly sit down beside you and is really thankful that you later bought ice cream and cool water for him.

Scout

Scout think it's cool! He's just personally not into it too much but hearing your stories about it progressively made him curious and wonder how it's like.

He's very confident that he can easily outrun the bulls. Finally, a perfect opportunity for him to show people his running skills and show off just how fast he can be!

Even after all the preparation however, he wasn't prepared by the bulls charging in and at the beginning had some troubles getting up but he eventually was be able to get back on his feet and outrun half of the other participations.

When he thought it was finished he celebrates and boasted it, hoping get your attention which he did get and he gave a thumbs up. Before one bull smashed into him and made him flew a good distance away.

Thankfully, it doesn't do too much real damage to him, a couple bruises and blood here and there but he promises he's alright!

Medic

Medic's cleaning the infirmary as you're telling your experiences and stories and might have accidentely ignore you for abit before he snaps back and just caught onto your story about running of the bulls that he made a comment.

He feels embarrassed and bad for not listening in the first place─ so to make up for it, he starts asking questions about it and gets more engaged in the talk. At first he did it merely as a distraction before he slowly feels interested in it aswell.

He's one of the mercs who just aren't really into running so he'd stay back and cheer on you as you participate. He's also rather surprised at the amount of people that were injured and cringes slightly at the sight of it.

If you did get hurt during it, he's immediately all over you, bringing you refreshment and taking out supplies. Might've aswell also help the other runners, seeing as transport to the nearest facility could be abit of problem.

By the end of it, he's just glad you're alright and is fine that you're doing this as long as you're able to take care of yourself.

@redamoureux

[leorawright]

HOLD UP, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO MUNCH ON.

Tf2 mercs with an s/o who is THE SMOOTHEST MF IN ALL THE LAND.

AND WHAT EVEN WORSE IF THE MERCS TRY AND FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE, S/O COULD GO ON FOR DAYS WITHOUT GETTING FLUSTERED, NOT MISSING A GOD DAMN BEAT.

*casually eats this delicious meal of tf2 mercs x readers lol*

Oh my gosh yessss!

Mercs with s/o who never gets flustered

Scout

He will try his hardest to flirt back at you every time

And every time he's the one that melts into a blushy mess

He doesn't mind though especially if you cradle his head while flirting with him

He does try to keep up the manly man appearance in public but in private he's putty in your hands

Soldier

Its quite a struggled to get this man flustered I'll say that

But you accomplish it

He doesn't know how to flirt so you don't have much challenge

He'll turn away when you flirt but it's only to hide his blush from you seeing it

Demoman

He adores your smoothness and flirtyness

He will gladly take all of the flirting

He might throw back a line every now and then but if you're okay with he's happy to take all the compliments

Even if you two are in public he doesn't mind the flirting

Pyro

They turn flirting into simple compliments so they obviously accept your flirting

They will throw a compliment or two back your way because you deserve them as well!

But Pyro doesn't get flustered its legit impossible

Heavy

Big flustered Russian man hehe

Seeing this huge Russian wall get flustered is one of the most rewarding things ever

It's a challenge to get him flustered but he gets so blushy and awkward and it's adorable

In private he might turn his head away but if you kiss his cheek the blush burns tenfold

Medic

He prides himself on being a pretty good flirt

But you put him to shame friend

He lasts pretty long in this flirting battle between the two of you but eventually breaks

He stops and just starts to accept the blush and your flirty compliments

After that he's happy to just let you do the flirting since you proved you're superior

Sniper

Oh no I think you killed him

This man struggles to not blush when you pat his back but with as many flirty comments as you're throwing at him

He might be on fire from how bright his blush is

That doesn't mean he wants you to stop tho your comments make him feel pretty good about himself actually

Spy

He lasts the longest out of any merc in this flirting battle you started

He also hold back his blush but eventually it breaks through and you can see it even through his mask

Spy isn't use to not being the one flirting but with you he learns he prefers it

[robin374]

TF2 Masterlist

All Mercs or some of them:

Mercs with a S/O who has polydactyly and is insecure about it

Mercs with a S/O who has a hard time getting them gifts

Scout, Medic, Soldier and Engie with a S/O with adhd

Lying in an interrogation (Engie, Medic, Spy)

Medic:

First kiss with Medic (Oneshot)

Medic x Reader (One-shot)

Medic with a daughter reader

Medic with a dragon hybrid S/O

Medic x Reader x Heavy relationship headcanons

Medic with a vampire S/O

RED Medic x Reader x BLU Medic (Part 1)

RED Medic x Reader x BLU Medic (Part 2)

RED Medic x Reader x BLU Medic (Part 3)

The Violinst’s Dance (Medic x Reader || One-Shot)

Incorrect Quote 1 

Heavy: 

Medic x Reader x Heavy relationship headcanons

Scout: 

Scout with a S/O who has their facial nerves paralyzed

Sniper: 

Aquarium date with Sniper

Incorrect Quote 1

Demoman: 

Incorrect Quote 1

Demo with a radio announcer S/O

Soldier: 

Incorrect Quote 1

Spy: 

Incorrect Quote 1

Pyro: 

Dominating Pyro (NSFW)

Engie: 

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Engie x Male!Reader (SFW)

Engie x Male!Reader(NSFW)

Miss Pauling: 

Miss Pauling with a chaotic S/O

Platonic + between the characters: 

Mercs x reader going to an abadoned hospital

Pyro and Spy being log lost siblings

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I just think it'd be really funny to see the mercs with a horrible little creachur of a partner. Just watching them scurry around biting people and stealing shiny things like "Haha yeah that's my wonderful partner :)"

You mean m e? TF2 Mercs X Gender Neutral Goblin Reader Headcanons: Scout: -He doesn't understand you most of the time, especially with the biting-people-thing, but loves you, regardless! -When it's a special occasion, he'll give you shinies and other things he thinks you would like!! -He doesn't warn people that you bite just to see their reaction and d i e from laughter at their confusion. -Because you run around like him, you often chase each other like crack-taking Cats. Spy: -He's bewildered by your shenanigans, and often just stares at you with confusion. -When he sees you running around biting people, he just sighs and takes a drink of his wine. -Since you like shiny things, he'll get you jewelry and other shiny things that suit your tastes, making sure it's the best quality. -He does think you're adorable even though you act like you're constantly on Catnip or some shit- Heavy: -You know those big Dogs that just watch the smaller Dog go crazy while they're laying down or something? Yeah, that's you and Heavy. -He'll scold you for biting people, but turns around and sees you doing it anyways and just s i g hs. -He's thinks you're so cute especially when you get excited over the fact that a simple thing like a bottle cap makes you happy- -He often has to tell you to be careful when running around, worried that you'll fall or hurt yourself in some other way. Medic: -Matches your energy, except when he's working. -He often thinks of you as a Dove with how you bring him shinies and other little things. -He'll often find little bottle caps and give them to you, loving to watch your face light up with happiness. -Thinks you're the cutest thing, oh my g o d- -Loves that you bite people and simply laughs at your antics. Demoman: -Regardless if sober or drunk, he loves your personality and desire to bite people. -He'll laugh so hard from you doing stupid shit that he falls over and practically pisses himself. -He'll give you the bottle caps from his alcohol bottles and loves that you get excited from a simple thing like that- -If you run around, please don't run around him while he's drunk, he'll puke- Pyro: -Matches your energy and actively encourages it- -Likes to find shinies with you and give you them when they find some!! -Claps happily when you successfully bite someone (especially when it's the same person). -You Guys chase each other until you tire yourselves out. -Thinks you're so precious and loves you so much- Engineer: -Loves ya', but wishes you'd be more careful with running around, especially when it comes to his machines. -He scolds you often, but then you give him your best puppy eyes and he can't fight back- -He'll also scold you for biting people, but not because of the fact you're biting someone, but because you don't know what the person may have- -He thinks you're the cutest thing though and wouldn't change you for nothing- Soldier: -He supports you in your Goblinness and cheers you on when you're able to bite someone!! -Gives you little shines and other things he finds, presenting it to you on one knee like the Dork he is- -He'll make everyone look at you like "Look at my wonderful little creature of a partner!! Appreciate them!! >:(" -Loves your energy and how you scurry around- Sniper: -So fucking confused by you and your antics, but leaves you be. -Sees you as a weird Cat and leaves it at that- -He'll give you random things he finds and loves how you react and can't help but m e l t. -He'll tell you not to bite people just in case they try to hurt you- -He laughs when you scurry around and do your usual weird shit, he appreciates that you are yourself, even if he doesn't understand it-

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Could you maybe write the mercs x vampire s/o? Since everything in the tf2 universe is already wacky enough as it is haha

A/N: You meant more like Dracula, Nosferatu or Edward? Either way, hope you enjoy!

Mercs with vampire S/O.

Tw. Blood mentions.

Scout- he repeats just how cool your fangs are every single day. Ends up throwing the mirror in his room into the trash. Also, begs of Heavy to read some old folkrole vampire books to him because he wants to impress you with his knowledge,

Soldier- probably met you trough Merasmus. He doesn't think much about the whole vampirism thing, but if you could please not take blood from his raccoons,

Pyro- vampirism isn't a big thing for them. Maybe he even likes it a bit, who knows. Quite odd for a paid killer, but they dislike seeing you drink blood. They understand, but find it a bit disturbing,

Demoman- he had seen worse, this is the last thing of his concern. Between the haunted pumpkins, wizards and two zombies living forever, in this situation he can actually get used to it. Where I'm going here is that he doesn't really care about it,

Heavy- when he was young, his mother would tell him stories about the Wurdalaks hiding in between the Syberian mountains. It was a good way to keep little Misha out of wandering off on his own. But as he got older, he realized those creatures aren't scary...at least you aren't,

Engineer- back in the south, there's ain't such thing as vampires. Dell kinda yearns because of that. He must admit there's something just charming to you...at the beginning he blamed it on a spell or something of that sort, however later on he realized it's just love,

Medic- other than the fact that he loves you, Ludwig also dates you because he finds your nature quite interesting. Probably spends nights after nights noting down all important details and figuring out how you can help with his medical development. Also, if you need any blood, he has quite a lot to give out from his patients,

Sniper- he's quite intimidated by you at first, yet after a few months the intimidation dissapears as he realizes you're no different than him in most ways. Then it transforms into a crush, and then into curiousity. Will never admit it, but secretly really wants you to try his blood,

Spy- he never cared much about it. In fact, he is so okay with it, some of the other mercenaries are starting to wonder what on Earth is actually behind that baraklava. What they don't know is that his feelings are stronger than any supernatural happening.

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OKAY I SAW YOU DON'T MIND REQUESTS FOR TF2 sooooo

Sniper with a short s/o who's not necessarily a gremlin, but might as well be?? They can hide in tight places, spook folks by accident, and is constantly following Sniper around because s/o is comfortable with him? They don't care that he's awkward as all hell, and as soon as he gives them the okay s/o is using him as their personal pillow everywhere

Sorry lol just love him and have a nice day pleasee

"A perfect pair" Snipers x Reader

YESSSS I get to write for the stinky aussies! I need to get better distinctions for all the classes and not just sniper but here's the gist: red is more goofy and blu is more hard-core/intense.

TW: Suggestive

Lawrence (red)

- Let's be real, he let's you "scare" him and junk because he likes you. He's trained to know a hider. When you suddenly pop up behind him, he'll give a little shrug with his shoulders like you got him and says, "'ello, my little shadow. What am I doin' today?"

- He gives a little smile if you say something cheeky, "Nah, I don't think that was it." Before carrying on. He's so awkward but it's dreadfully endearing.

- He likes joking that you're compact. He reckons he could fit you in his pocket and sneak you places if you want!

- Will allow body as pillow usage sooner than one might think. He's not starved for physical affection or anything, but it's nice. Once he knows you're someone he can trust, he'll lean his weight on you jokingly to see if you fall over.

- Just know he doesn't have a lot of comfy fat for laying about! But he is an expert on good old-fashioned spooning. Not really, but he tries with those gangly limbs of his. You'll always feel secure with him, that's for certain.

- At some point or another, he's going to teach you self defense if you don't know any already- he says the two of you together are a one-two punch. They'll never see you coming.

Mick (blu)

- At very first he was annoyed before the dating happened because he doesn't like mucking about and having someone tail him. A little paranoid, you might say. Its how you survive, he says. Yet as he learns more about you and realizes it's because you feel comfortable with him, he let's up.

- once dating you'll get a quiet chuckle from him with your antics. Yet you can't seem to startle him, even when you try. He always knows where you are and, unlike Lawrence, makes sure you know it. But it's alright if you give the other lads a scare. He'd shoot them straight on if they had any complaints.

- It's a good thing, though. If you ever actually startled him, you'd end up with a bowie knife to the neck while he checks you out. Granted, he'd probably kiss you and congratulate you after, so pro's and con's.

- Will only allow you to use him as a pillow if he gets to pet your hair and crack wise about how you need him. He likes having the upper hand in a relationship dynamic. It's cute you want to lay on him. Like a little pet!

- If you ask him about fighting or self defense, he gets way too into it and has you using the ability to squeeze into tight spaces to your advantage. Sometimes, it's in the same space as him where every movement has you pressing closer together...

[cbsxreader]

oooh im curious- what if demon s/o has a cult and offers to make Christian a co-deity/head figure ?

Christian and his demon S/o leading a cult

Christian knew about his S/o's cult, but didn't take much interest in it at first.

That was until, in a conversation between the two, his S/o brought up how, if they introduced him to their cult, he'd be treated in the same way the cult's members treat them.

Christian thought about it for a while, the idea didn't sound bad, but he felt like he needed to know what the cult was like first.

So, his partner first introduced him as the person who sacrificed/executed people.

After spending some time in his new occupation, he got to know the inner workings of the cult and felt ready to rule it alongside his S/o.

The day finally came and, after his partner gave a rousing speech, he suddenly found himself in a fancy and royal outfit.

The cult members saw him in the outfit that matched his S/o's and bowed down.

Seeing so many people bow down, had awakened something in him. His S/o just grinned.

He ends up ruling the cult while his S/o is away, though sometimes he goes too far by executing too many people or something like that, but it's nothing that can't be fixed.

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Hii! I've been reading a lot of your TF2 X reader fics and I finally got the courage to try n request one fggfy 👉👈

Was wondering if you could do one of Soldier and Sniper with S/O who is a lil on the chubby side and isn't the most confident?

Tyy!!! ;w;

WAA ty for reading and requesting!! this is a super cute prompt! <3

Soldier and sniper with a chubby s/o

Soldier:

He honestly doesn’t understand why you don’t feel confident- your gorgeous! obviously he doesn’t mean to discount your feelings, but he would give anything for you to see yourself the way he sees you.

He even makes it a point to randomly lift you up into his arms like it’s no problem, because it is no problem! literally regardless of your size he will carry you around the field like you’re a bag of feathers.

He’s the most idiotic man you have ever known and yet he’s your idiot. ♡

“Cupcake, you’re as beautiful as the flag rising up to the anthem every morning. I could say that one hundred times each day if you needed me to!”

Sniper:

He is utterly entranced by you, like all the time.

He thinks you’re the cutest thing, and he makes it incredibly clear with how he praises every little bit of your body- sneaking up to give you ticklish kisses against your face and neck, before leaning down to kiss your shoulders, then your chest and eventually your tummy!

He wants you to feel like the beautiful person you are, and he stops at nothing to achieve this.

“Roo, those sickly lookin’ models have nothing on you- No one could even compete with how gorgeous you are..!