#tfp st3v3

[transingthoseformers]

Your tags on how Cyberverse Tarn is like 'what if a single vehicon came into power' made me have a much needed chuckle.

Because just imagine if Steve the Vehicon did indeed do that. With the meme of him dying all the time I'm just imagining him with an immortal spark and he just keeps getting rebuilt, dying, rebuilt, and one of these days he's just. Gonna Snap. :)

Both Autobots and MEGATRON keep putting him through this torture so yeah, No More Mister Nice Minion ONE OF THESE DAYS

That'd be such a fun plot in my mind. The TFP vehicons go through so much shit in the show.

There's fun opportunities here, especially considering the various artifacts in the show and how in at least one part of aligned the vehicons are connected to the Nemesis/Trypticon

[invadergia]

So I did a thing @skylarkking @starscreamhasdied

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

Can you do a reaser g/n who is the equivalent to John wick. With Steve

♡ [TFP] STEVE/ST3V3 HCs!

anon, you asked after i said reqs were closed but i lowkey think the request is FIRE because the idea factory started going overdrive… it's kinda short though! forgive me :,,)

scenario: you're here because you get paid, a super efficent mercernary with a penchant for violence and the vehicons adore you for that, especially the one with the worst luck known to Cybertron

warnings: one sided from steve angst(?)

— He knew he wasn't supposed to, ST3V3 knew damn well he was never supposed to but how couldn't he? So what if you're a higher ranking bot and he's just an expendable clone! You technically don't have a rank though… You're just a mercenary-for-hire Megatron calls upon when everything's gone to slag. You make it clear you don't work for the tyrant and that you're only here because he has you on his payroll which all the vehicons are jealous of. But they respect it too. It makes you admirable in a way.

— And your lack of an alignment does make you a gamble for his benefactor but ST3V3 couldn't resist, even if he shouldn't. It was pathetic really, how, Pit, not even kindness but basic decency had him so utterly smitten. Only other mech was Breakdown but Breakdown was more of the pleasantries and conversation kind, you were actively saving their lives and from a trip to the medbay.

— It was the little things that really got to him. The fact that you bothered to remember the codenames of all the Vehicons you met, the way you actually tried to make sure none of them got hurt when you're one-on-one against an Autobot… And you get real violent.

— But he'd be lying if he said seeing you covered in energon wasn't ominously attractive in some strange kind of way. Maybe he's sustained too much blaster damage to his helm…

— He kinda also wants to be in the same position as those sorry Autobot troopers beneath you but in a different context.

— There's something about being treated like an actual individual that gets to him a lot. While you certainly aren’t a conversationalist, your cautiousness to make sure more Vehicons don't get terminated and the way you acknowledge their existence is sparkfelt to him. You somehow even knew who was who despite all of them looking almost alike!

— ST3V3's spark skips a beat every time you actually address him by his designation, the name he chose for himself— “Steve”. It's a bit monotone and dare he say, almost in the manner Shockwave would've said it in but even then, it gets him all giddy. Secretly of course.

— But… turns out, most of the Vehicons felt the same way about you. You are certainly a popular subject amongst them, they talk about you at least once a day. However, most of them admire only from a distance. Also, sometimes their talk about you is… less than savoury. It’s like in those movies where they go; “check out that babe over there”, cue someone whistling, “ohhh, i see that alright…”. Basically, they talk like old perverts. And they do envy ST3V3…

— Because he gets to talk to you a lot more than the rest of them. ST3V3 is known for his horrendously bad luck so you end up saving his tailpipe from more damage. Of course, you're doing this as a professional courtesy.

— They don't realize that you see them as individuals because you've never really been around drones before, you genuinely think of them as people and so, you think of them as being on the same team which is the only reason you look out for them.

— Now, ST3V3 and the other Vehicons get more reckless when they're assigned to help you out on missions you're hired for. They're endangering themselves on purpose so you could be their hero. You're like their angel. Even though you are far, far from one.

— ST3V3 still gushes thinking about that day when you held him in your servos for a brief moment when he was about to land flat onto his faceplate because of an explosion.

— At some point, you even have a chat with Megatron about how improperly trained his Vehicon troops are. Having the ball bearings to, respectfully, ask him if the Vehicons have had their combat programming curtailed. Lord Megatron could've blasted a shot right through your chassis for that one! ST3V3 is impressed by your courage. Megatron keeps you around because you're useful.

— ST3V3 is the number one culprit, he's already got terrible luck without even trying. So when you mention ST3V3 to Megatron, he's… he's confused. He has a ST3V3 in his ranks? What? Since when? Why an Earth name? And you just blink in confusion at his confusion. There's an awkward silence between the two of you. Megatron thinks you've gone off the rails by bothering to remember the names of drones. But he doesn't say that to you, judging you in silence but you can feel his judgement, heavily.

— You keep your optics peeled for ST3V3 and try to make sure he's not in a position where he's in trouble but even then, somehow, by some spark-forsaken curse or something (you're starting to believe he may actually be cursed), he still ends up in trouble! Under blaster fire, under debris, under falling Autobots. He hopes maybe someday he'll be under you instead.

— You're not an easily frustrated individual. You never really were one. So you scold ST3V3; the nicest, most polite, well-mannered and sparkfelt (his definition of sparkfelt is basic decency) way any bot as ever dared to speak to him in and he swore he fell even harder. The other Vehicons are seething in jealousy.

— Sometimes, ST3V3 fantasizes about being taken away to your world— wherever it is that you go in your spacecraft after you're done with what you were paid to do. Would you take him there? Primus, he hopes you do. But he knows it will never really happen.

— He gets easily distracted in a fight when you're there so his natural talent for finding trouble comes to him. But you're giving him a mouthful afterwards so… it's still a win in ST3V3’s book! He gets to be saved by you AND gets to hear you talk to him.

— You give ST3V3 a look of acknowledgement in the hallway once and he's been boastful about it to the other Vehicons since. His visor makes it hard for you to discern what he feels so you can't tell his excitement. They're all incredibly jealous.

— One time, he actually did something right for once and you applauded him. ST3V3 has had that memory engraved into his databanks and he's been clinging onto it for cycles.

— ST3V3 gets so awkward around you but you can't really blame him! You're intimidating. From your dark aura to the way you are on the field, it really makes you attractive and scary. Sometimes you crack a joke every now and then, it surprises him a bit but he laughs a bit. He's trying not to laugh out loud and look like a total idiot though‐ He doesn't want you to think he's even worse of an awkward clutz.

— You call him many things; trouble magnet, auto-bait, autobot detector (he's the first one to get shot at), adrenaline junkie, the world's worst good luck charm... many notable names. It's.. kinda funny though so he tries to not let it get to him. But the other Vehicons tease him with it too. Call him an actual pet-name and he will melt though. Something like 'sweetspark' and he's on his knees.

— He's so into you, it's not even funny at this point. ST3V3 wants you badly. So very badly. He gets extremely jealous when he sees Knockout try and shoot his shot at you, he doesn't really do anything about the jealousy he feels nor does he blame Knockout for even trying. He would too if he had a higher rank.

— He wouldn't actually try pursuing you though. ST3V3, as well as the other Vehicons know that they don't have a chance here. They're just Vehicon drones and they'll terminate as Vehicon drones… No matter how much they dream otherwise, the dark struggles of being a Vehicon are endless.

okay guys i'm still not done with OG batch of requests, ik i said i'd only be taking ten but there was an excess amount. so i did the ones that i felt i could write quickly first and moved onto the ones i feel would require more detail and my own special touch last. also pls, pls don't request when requests are closed :(( i feel inclined to write them and end up feeling bad when i don't... theres just like three more though so im good, cooling extra special for my moots :P

[hallucinateonpaperspines]

If Ashley found a shrunk con, like fit in your Palm small what would she do with them ? What would the experience be for the con ?( I blame bittyformers/tinyformers tags for this question)

It would depend...

Ashlyn would most certainly not be picky. After all, she is a fan, a little trauma does little to erode the foundational love (one-sided as it is) she carries for these characters. A little mini-con? How can she not pick it up and give 'em a little SQUEEZE?

She would be collecting them like Pokemon.

Knockout would be a little... upset. How dare the grimy human touch him?!?! He can feel his finish eroding every nanosecond those oily digits make contact with his paint!

He'll cool down once the buffer comes out. It's a full-body massage now. The Doctor might even find himself enjoying his new state, the routine compliments, the ease of getting prime varieties of paint and polish, and, better yet, no one to scratch or dent his frame. It could almost be idyllic if it wasn't so pet-like. Yet, lounging in his microfiber blanket, suggesting new modifications to the toy mini race track, KO can't find it within himself to be too upset. Ashlyn for her part is rather diligent with his upkeep, relatively entertaining banter, and doesn't seem too hostile.

He could get used to this. Just until the process is reversed and he's free once more.

Breakdown is more confused than agitated. Ashlyn took one look at him, made a strange strangled noise, and plucked him up. Now he's here, wrapped like a burrito in a mattress nest as the human coos over him and plays monster truck rallies on the TV. It would almost be relaxing if not for the concerning focus in her eyes, the impressive assortment of bug spray and lighters, and the odd sentence she mutters every so often.

What does she mean he won't get torn apart for the third time? What does she mean the second happened when he was dead?!?! KO, please come pick up BD- he's scared.

Makeshift is the most proactive out of them all, fighting valiantly till he can't anymore or risk going into a forced stasis. He transforms in her hands, stabs, and slices as exposed flesh, his vocal processor glitching as his curses in Neocybex. It's not till Ashlyn starts bleeding that the Mech's joints lock up, mind flashing to a particularly sore memory as the warm fluid gets between his gears.

He's still frozen as he's gently washed in a basin, warm water soothing and his ruined arm treated with more consideration than even he's bothered to give the useless limb. Makeshift is still thinking as the human mutters, questions about how he's alive, apologizes for the injury, and promises if he hurts someone again. It's very confusing; an odd mixture of guilt and justification that seems dwarfed by his existence.

Ashlyn Moore promises to take responsibility for this discrepancy she's created in the timeline, and Makeshift feels both threatened and assured by it.

Starscream will be a shrieking mess. He will claw up everything he can get his servos on and insult everything he can think of. Which is a lot. He's entirely unprepared for how the organic snarks back at him, pointing out the height difference in a coldly factual way while she's also ensuring everything is Starscream-proof and comfortable. Including an assortment of cat posts arranged in a way that could almost mimic Vos's skylines.

It's not until he witnesses Ashlyn being, well Ashlyn, that Starscream finally shuts up. A human did that? THAT? That crater, those screaming wails, the sheer fear radiating off masked soldiers as they back away from the same organic that put a cat seat by the window for him?

The seeker can't help but smile, clawed digits and stoking the hand that protectively holds him like a supervillain with a favorite pet. If this is what she can do to MECH, how else can he use this nugget of chaos?

Megatron is shocked to be in this situation, but, similar to Starscream, he believes he can use our darling chaos goblin to his advantage.

That plan is quickly sidelined.

Ashlyn treats him relatively well, maybe a tiny part of her is hoping to change that rusted bucket's mind about the war, or at the very least, about humanity's perceived status as inconsequential. It would be nice not to have to worry about the giant alien in the sky raining down super weapons every other week, okay?

It quickly devolves into a rather obvious game of mental chess, one side with manipulation tactics, and the other with dubious philosophy and ethical questioning. Both sides prove adept at picking up the other's traps. Ashlyn knows what Megatron is, she knows how he works and is quick to call him out when he presents a logical fallacy or deviates into emotionally based evidence. Megatron is quick to pick apart her questions, dealing with even the Trolley problem with simplistic but probing ideas.

It turns into a game, and, eventually, a respectful friendship. There never going to agree, never going to be allies. Ashlyn is not going to let the Warlord go, and he is not going to stop a millennia-long war for a short-lived organic. But they can respect each other.

It's easy to respect a mind that works so similarly to your own.

Soundwave and Ashlyn just stare at each other. Eventually, the Survalince Officer is also added to the hoard. Ashlyn isn't quite sure what to do with him, the mech is a legitimate threat just by existing, but she can't leave him or mini Lazerbeak where they could get stepped on.

Totally not because it's freaking Soundwave and it plucking all the right cords of her fanatic heart to see him in a mini version.

In the end, Ashlyn starts walking around in a tin foil hat and makes a miniature Faraday cage. Hopefully, that keeps the con from hacking her phone.

Soundwaved takes this as a challenge and a vacation :)

Airachnid is found first by Jack. Solid willpower morphed whatever reality this drabble peers into, and Jackson Darby found the spider first. Lacking bug spray and a lighter to attach to it, the teen does the most sensible thing he can think of. He kicks her.

The sadist, six bonus legs and all, goes sailing through the air, her attempted threat cut short by her own teeny tiny squeal.

It's a mercy. Ashlyn would have just stepped on her.

*bonus*

JA332 dropped the final sugar cube onto the ground. Chuffing in a pleased manner as he wiped the few remaining granules from his armor, the little vehicon turned to gather the rest of his brethren to complete the ritual.

He'd prove the existence of Unicron's spawn today. The offering, and now a name ready to be chanted as his kin witnessed him summon the giant. Yes, JA332 would offer proof of what he witnessed so long ago today, and they'd command the giantess to grant them what they desired. Energon, territory, the death of the ants that kept trying to steal the offering sugar. Perhaps even a miracle would be done and ST3V3's true love would finally reciprocate so they didn't need to hear how amazing the Commander was every single vorn.

Yes, this could only end well.

(if you know, you know.)

[lets-try-some-writing]

Why do I feel like Tfp soundwave is like the tired dad of the Decepticons while for the autobots it’s either Optimus or ratchet. Like seriously soundwave has to deal with megatron constantly being on drugs(dark energon) and making dumb decisions, starscream being a coward, and all the other bull crap while St3v3 the vehicon is the only good one who actually behaves 

I bet you feel that way because its TRUE.

TFP Soundwave is busy dealing with literally everything. Megatron's fall from grace is the biggest of his problems, but not the only one, not by a longshot.

Soundwave had to watch the cause he devoted himself to fall to pieces and is now the only one able to keep things running. He's forever working on something or other and not only has to keep up with Megatron, but also literally everyone else. Organizing the Vehicons alone must be a nightmare for him, especially as a telepath. On top of Starscream's forever scheming, Shockwave being a nerd in the basement, Knockout being in everyone's business, and Arachnid doing everything in her power to overthrow Megatron, I imagine Soundwave is exhausted.

He probably wakes up, puts as much caffeine equivalent as possible into his energon, and proceeds to go about his day done with life despite having only just gotten up. Megatron snorting drugs certainly doesn't do anything good for Soundwave's poor recharge schedule. The mech has likely been woken up many a time by Megatron raving about something "important".

[deja-mew]

Ridiculous Headcanons Pt. 1

Sorry in advance y’all. Okay so I was so bored at work my brain was rotting thinking of TFP characters for so long that I have this. Here’s what I think each character’s favorite cheese would be, if either they were human at some point and tried it, or could taste a big enough chunk as cybertronians; whatever excuse needs to be for them to have any opinion about cheese. (also could just be them as cheeses… idk, I work in Wisconsin, I’m always surrounded by cheese, this is what happens.)

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Autobots

Optimus Prime: Optimus liked Colby Jack. Good, classic Colby Jack. He likes the two distinctive colors and just generally enjoys the flavor.

Arcee: Pepper Jack; well loved, timeless, and packs a punch too. She likes that it’s soft but not sweet. Also, Jack being in the name is a bonus.

Bumblebee: Velveeta. The color is great and it’s a universal, famous cheese; everyone knows it (at least in the USA), just like him. He had it in a mac & cheese and stuck with it as his favorite. (he strikes me as a mac & cheese sort of guy)

Bulkhead: He’d chose brick cheese because it has a good, versatile, underrated taste. Also, just like him, this cheese is softer than its name implies <3

Wheeljack: Cheetos. He didn’t care that they “technically wont count as a cheese”, they’re cheese flavored enough and they’re what he likes. Especially the flamin’ hot ones.

Smokescreen: Cheese curds. Warm, squeaky, proper cheese curds. Specifically the ranch flavored ones are his top pick.

Ultra Magnus: This was how Ultra Magnus found out he was lactose intolerant. He didn’t like any of them, and he won’t be asked to try again.

Ratchet: Ratchet chose blue cheese, purely because the flavor was so distinctive. It’s also a very mature choice of cheese, which just made sense for him. 

Decepticons

Megatron: Monterey Jack. The warlord refused to consume any cheeses but picked Monterey Jack just because to him, it sounded like an evil version of Colby Jack.

Starscream: Cheese whiz..?? When presented with the samples he didn’t bother to try anything, but automatically went for the can of cheese whiz, as if he already knew it..??? (He did what he had to do when he was rogue. Ik it doesnt make sense but its hilarious.)

Soundwave: Mozzarella. Soundwave had already heard of cheese on the internet indirectly throughout his few years of needing to interact with human information in order to serve Megatron. Because he understood mozzarella cheese to be a monumentally important cheese to human society, he internally likened himself to it, being himself monumentally important to the Decepticon cause. No one knew that this was why he chose mozzarella, they were just glad that he responded at all. 

Shockwave: When Shockwave received the cheese samples he did not taste anything and instead just.. Left to his lab and ran some tests.. After a while he decided on feta cheese, saying that it is among the healthiest of cheeses and therefore, for nutritional purposes, is the most logical choice.

Knockout: Camembert. It’s soft and fancy and french and… He hardly tasted much it, but liked pronouncing it, and appreciated that he could spread it on a cracker instead of getting a giant chunk stuck all up in his teeth.

Breakdown: Breakdown chose Parmesan cheese because he had once seen in a movie the grater that is used at restaurants where they just keep cranking it. He said it tasted as good as it looked in the movie.

Dreadwing: Dreadwing thought that Provolone was the ideal cheese. It seemed the most sensible.

St3v3: String cheese was St3v3’s pick, even though it is technically mozzarella. For him, it was a texture thing.

Airachnid: Cazu Marzu. It’s that maggot cheese that can kill you if you eat it. It wasn’t even on the sample plate, she just brought it herself.

Predacons

Predaking: Predaking chose smoked Gouda. He did admit that the smoke added a touch of familiarity to the cheese (seeing as, of course, breathing fire exposes you to plenty of smoky smells). Overall, he thought they were all pretty good, but somehow this was the only smoked one on the plate, so he chose it.

Skylynx: Skylynx thought the aged Swiss wasn’t that bad. The bitterness was enjoyable to him, and he found it best melted.

Darksteel: Limburger. It was the most controversial cheese on the plate, and that just made him think it was the most exciting one. The smell didn’t even bother him much, and he genuinely enjoyed the flavor.

[decepticononline]

TFP Knockout X Breakdown “Tell me you need me.”

This is a secret santa gift for a discord server I am in, dedicated directly to @neonhoneycomb ! Merry Christmas 🎄 I enjoyed writing this!

Warnings: NSFW, size kink, medical gore, angst, spike comparison, squirting.

The hologram target fizzled out of a view, which caused the ex-wrecker to growl in frustration. His rapid vents exhausted one after another as he retracted his blaster in defeat. He'd been in the training room for almost the whole cycle to work on his shooting aim now that he was… impaired. His non functional optic made all forms of combat almost impossible. He couldn't make a clear shot to save his own aft, let alone his partner's. 

Before Breakdown could exit the armoy room, his comm system loudly pinged. A slew of cybertronian curses fell past his dermas when he saw the comm was from Knockout. That indicated to him that he had been absent from the med-bay for far too long. 

“Need something?” With a nonchalant tone in his voice, the navy blue deception tried to play off the situation. It wouldn't work, but there was a 99% chance that if he didn't sound like he was doing anything wrong, then maybe he wasn't.

“Do I need something?! Great question because what I need is some assistance in the med-bay.” Even without seeing Knockout's face plate, it was obvious the mech was highly irritated.

 “Got it. I'll be there in a-” The comm ended abruptly, and Breakdown's singular beaming yellow optic rolled in its socket. Over the comm Knockout had sounded like he'd blown a few and a half gaskets since he'd been gone, and that made him much more resilient to take any longer to return.

Upon heading towards the med-bay, the mech passed by two badly cauterized vehicon drones, one of them still leaking energon onto the deck plates of the ship. Knockout must have been too busy to repair him correctly, but it didn't look severe, so the vehicon could walk it off… eventually. 

Two red glaring optics followed the ex-wrecker's movements as he entered the med-bay. If looks could kill, Knockout would surely be vaporizing him with just his vision right about now. The red medic didn't offer a greeting nor a chastising remark as his silence was more than enough to do the trick. 

“Sorry, got carried away in the armory.”

Knockout still said nothing while he cauterized a gaping wound in the shoulder-plate of another vehicon. He took his time with this one as the injury was fairly deep into the cybernetic metal. Knockout gestured to the data pad on the medical berth, without saying a word Breakdown knew he wanted him to start logging in the Vehicon’s credentials for an injury report. On his way to the opposite medical berth, the ex-wrecker let a servo graze against his partner's hip strut.

“Don't you dare start.”, a deep chuckle rumbled within Breakdown’s chassis as he tried to calm his highly displeased lover. The reaction Knockout gave him didn't make him feel any less determined with his goal. 

“I need a set of sharp pliers. There's a bullet fragment still in here.” Knockout's digit inched into the deep cavern of wound the vehicon drone shuddered with pain. The sensitive protoform within his shoulder-plate was exposed, and leaving the fragment in there would never let the gouge heal properly. 

“You know I'll give you whatever you need.”

“How about you drop it?” 

"How about you hold it."

Knockout's red optics widened, and he debated on whether or not he should hurl the cauterizing scalpel at the larger mech. “Enough!” The red medic said with a hiss before snatching the pliers out of his partner's servos.

After removing the plasma bullet fragment and completing the cauterization of the wound, the Vehicon designated as ST3V3 was evicted from the med-bay. Knockout shut the sliding doors and began logging all the services perfomed for that cycle within a data report for future reference. He had never seen so many patients at once, especially not when there weren't any instances of Autobot retaliation. 

“This cycle has been one of the worst in awhile -” Knockout's digit tapped rapidly against the datapad screen, furiously filing his own report. He knew his paint job looked like a wreck and that he would need a good polish and wax after a cleansing station visit.

“- You weren't here helping because you decided to go frag off to the armory room.” It wasn't often Knockout needed to scold the other mech. He was usually resourceful and there when he needed him, lately Breakdown’s been consistently absent from his duties and refusing to pick up extra shifts with him. The mech declined going out on a patrol of a newfound energonmine, which Knockout deemed to be completed out of character for him.

“I'm still missing almost every shot, I can see but at the same time I can't see slag! Everything just looks off, I've never felt so useless.” Both of the ex-wreckers servo’s slammed down on the medical berth in front of him out of frustration.

Knockout's posture softened, and his optic ridges slightly raised. Breakdown was being… vulnerable around him, this was rare. He knew the mech had been having some difficulties accustoming to his sight with the subtraction of an optic, but he wasn't aware of how critical the situation was. If anything he thought the mech was toughing it out like he did with everything else.

“Your vision, it'll take some time to restabilize. The lack of an optic is going to make things hard for you, but it won't be impossible.” The medic approached his partner and let his servo grasp the side of his faceplate. He'd never seen such defeat on the decepticon ex-wrecker before. 

“And you're not useless. I wouldn't be able to do this without you, and you know that BD.” The dermas of the two mechs came into contact with one another and that gave Breakdown all the permission he needed to pick up the smaller mech and pin him down on the medical berth. 

The size difference between the two of them wasn't as severe as it may have been amongst other cybertronian relationships but it definitely gave Breakdown the upper hand at being able to maneuver Knockout how he wanted. The connection of oral receptors continued as Knockout slipped his glossa in and danced it along Breakdown’s, enticing him of what was further to come. 

The ex-wrecker's thick digits circled around Knockout's interface panel before the plating willingly slid down with a hiss. The aroma of the red mech's dripping valve filled the med-bay, and Breakdown broke the kiss. 

“You're already ready for me?”

“You think I didn't enjoy your antics earlier?” Knockout vented deeply as Breakdown pressed a digit at his entrance before slowly sliding it in.

His lubricating slick coated the intruding digit, and the quick clenches of his valve walls urged it to start pumping. A growl left Knockout's vocal capacitor when a second digit joined refuge within his valve. Breakdown knew exactly how to angle his digits to make the medic's frame twitch and heave. A loud moan erupted from Knockout when one of Breakdown's digits began rubbing circles around his outer-node. 

“Tell me you need me.”

“Frag- I do!”

“Then say it.” Breakdown quickened the pace of his digits, and the lewd slick noises only became audibly louder with the furthering of Knockout's pleasure and excitement.

“I need you!” The medic's sharp digits dragged along the underneath of the medical berth leaving gashes across the underside. Breakdown's servo was showing his valve no mercy as it shamelessly guided him to a long and drawn out overload. It didn't take long for Knockout's walls to start to spasm and small spurts of lubrication to erupt from his valve. He rode out his climax with a guttural groan and a very brief rev of his engine. 

Even the interface panel housing his errect spike slid off to allow him to leak thick beads of blue transfluid from his tip. Only when the medic was coming from his high did he pay attention to his partner's thick spike leaning up against his own. Their size difference wasn't just on the outside, as Breakdown was a good size and a half larger than Knockout in the spike department.

Knockout could swear to primus they were made for each other with how well he'd fill his valve when they interfaced. Breakdown lined up the tip of his spike against the soft mesh valve folds in front of him before pushing forward to enter. The entry was quick and painless as Knockout's frame knew this game the two of them would play all too well. 

A beep went off on the docked datapad stationed at Knockout's desk, which indicated that there were new inbound patients to the med-bay. Knockout looked back over at the mech, who was currently still inside him, who bared the expression of a sad cyberfox pup who'd just been told to stop. 

“We're finishing this. They can wait... Besides, I still need you.” A smirk appeared on his faceplate, telling his partner that the two would have a much longer cycle ahead of them...

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Tfp Incorrect Quotes but They're all from Phineas and Ferb

(I feel like Buford has TFP Megatron vibes, so I decided to create this monstrosity. Enjoy)

Starscream: Did that guy just bribe you?

Megatron: He didn't bribe me. He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion.

Miko: Ah, yes, reading. That's what they did before they invented fun.

Ratchet: I heard that!

Starscream: Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want, and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. What? Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit? You should be fighting genies, man, not me. I'm not the problem. Genies. Genies are the problem.

Knockout: What do you do when you're angry?

Shockwave: Math.

Knockout: Ok...what about when you're sad?

Shockwave: Math.

Knockout: Happy?

Shockwave: Math.

Knockout: ...So, every feeling you have makes you want to do math?

Shockwave: I do not know if it is so much cause and effect ... I do a lot of math. The feelings come and go.

Megatron: Why St3v3?

The Fandom: Because he looks like a St3v3.

Megatron: Well, can't argue with logic like that.

[prismicnexus]

“Gentle” for the three-sentence fic game

I brought forth my own demise writing this.

"Gentle"

St3v3 noted the creature’s features, those of an earth ‘elephant’, though it was drastically smaller than what he’d seen on images provided by the planet’s DataNet.

Soundwave regarded the miniscule creature fondly, gently tracing over its head, neck, and back, as his tendril fondled its ‘trunk’, watching with a measure of endearment and amusement as it tried to wrap its trunk around him, tiny in comparison even with his tendril’s adjusted size.

He turned away, bringing the creature closer to his now bare face and smiling softly at the baby elephant as it reached for him.

HIM i.e. TFP Shattered glass Soundwave, my beloved.

[invadergia]

Tfone trailer just watched it and WOW now I know why everyone said it will win a for best animated movie because FUCKING HELL THAT LOOKES AMAZING!!! Love how megatronus and Orion act like 11 grade teenagers! Like they did the characters perfectly I LOVE IT! Also love how we get the tfp style vehicons!! WE GET ST3V3 AGAIN LET'S GOOOOO!!!!

@tfp-nexus @skylarkking @starscreamhasdied

tfone trailer is on in two minutes. I will report back when it’s over 🫡

[weenwrites]

TFP Decepticons W/ A Human Reader Who’s Been Hospitalized

Pairing - Platonic, Romantic ( Up to reader interpretation ) Category - Headcanons Trigger Warnings - None

Megatron

Upon learning that the reason behind your absence is because you’ve been hospitalized, he’ll question who hurt you, and ask about your condition. If the two of you are close enough, he might just task a couple vehicons to retrieve you and kidnap a couple doctors so you can be treated aboard the Nemesis instead. But in general, he won’t be able to visit you too frequently, but if you’d like to call him, he’ll talk to you. Perhaps he’ll order a couple vehicons to go steal you the stuff you need to get better, and ask Soundwave to rid you of your medical bills entirely.

Once you’re out of the hosptial and back with him, he’ll keep you with him at all times or hand you off to Soundwave if he’s too busy to look after you himself (which is pretty rare.) If anyone were to hurt you whether it be on accident or on purpose, they’ll be crammed into the smelter and left to melt into slag.

Shockwave

If the two of you are close or good-enough of friends, he’ll be missing your company in his laboratory. He’s critiquing human medicine and their healing methods, and if you were under his care instead you would’ve fully recovered sooner. Perhaps he would’ve even… Changed you a bit, to prevent this from happening ever again.

Starscream

Hospitalized? He understands that humans are rather fragile creatures in comparison to Cybertronians, so he’ll understand that it might take a while for you to recover depending on how serious your condition is. Whenever he can, he’ll pay you a visit perhaps with a small present like a flower but not an entire bouquet. Once you’ve recovered he’ll treat you more carefully and as if you’re made out of super fragile glass. To other cons it’ll seem like he’s trying to hoard you and keep you all for himself, but really he means well and he’s just trying to protect you.

Soundwave

He knew you’d been in the hosptial a few minutes after they laid you down on your bed. Even if no one told him, he’d know. How, exactly? Well that’s not important, right now you’re more important. He can’t exactly call you, since he’s taken a vow of silence, but he’ll send you texts wishing you a speedy recovery, and also to chat with you so you’ll be less lonely. Well if you do call, he could play some of your favorite songs either through the phone or the hospital speakers if there are any.

He’ll send you goods like get-well-soon cards, or your favorite snacks, and other gifts and such to show that he cares. If the two of you are good enough friends, he’ll even deal with your medical bills for you, so you won’t have to worry about them once you’re out of the hospital! Oh, and also once you’re out, he’ll keep an eye out for you whenever he can.

Dreadwing

The moment he hears that you’ve been hospitalized, he’s concerned and worried for your wellbeing. Sure he doesn’t know much about humans, but the one thing he does know is that humans are rather fragile in comparison to bots. You’re important and dear to him regardless of whether you’re a friend or something more than that, he’s already lost his brother and so many other comrades during the war, by Primus don’t make him loose you too.

He’ll call you to see if you’re alright and ask how you’re doing. Although he might not be able to visit you in person, he’ll find some way to deliver you small trinkets or gifts to wish you a speedy recovery. Whenever he can, he’ll send you a call and talk to you for as long as he can before you have to go or he has to go. Once you’re out of the hospital, he’ll keep a close eye on you whenever he’s around, not wanting anything bad to happen to you again.

Knockout

Once he catches wind of the fact you’ve been hospitalized, you can guarantee with no doubt that he’s going to check on you. You’re his friend after all, and he worries for you since you’re more fragile and not as strong as he is. Whether it be calling you, or actually visiting you in the hospital using his holoform, you’ll be able to be with him to some degree.

He’ll watch the doctors and nurses work for future reference, encase he ever needs to treat you himself, and he’ll probably ask a bit about what they’re doing. Once you return to the Nemesis, he’ll keep a keen eye on you and unfortunately be a bit smothering, but he means well.

Breakdown

He hopes you’ll get better soon, but from what Knockout’s told him about humans, you guys are pretty fragile and it’ll take a while for you to recover. He’ll call you and text you, visit you if possible. Once you recover and come back to the Nemesis, he’ll be extremely careful with you and make sure that nothing bad happens while he can do something about it.

He knows that the doctors and nurses are doing what they can to help you, so he’s quick to step out of the way to let them work. Once you fully recover and are able to come back to the Nemesis again, he’ll be keeping a keen eye on you and making sure that you’re safe. He doesn’t want you to end up in the hospital again, so while you’re in his sights and anywhere near him, he won’t let you get a single scratch.

Airachnid

She’s… Weird about it, to say the least. So if you possibly die, could she keep your body? Whether you agree to it or not she doesn’t care, it’ll become a wonderful addition to her specimen collection, and whenever she passes by your skull, she’ll stop and talk to you. But if you matter to her enough, she’ll think of you and… Probably leave you some rather weird gifts. If someone hospitalized you, please do NOT let her know that because she will kill them and leave you their remains as a present. And about visits, uh… Yeah she’s going to wake you up at the dead of night and probably scare one of the nurses half-way to death, but hey at least no one dies? But once you recover and come back, she’ll welcome you back rather eerily. This is her way of showing she cares.

St3v3

The instant he heard you had been hospitalized, he was worried for you. You’re a good friend, perhaps even more, you’re important to him and he cares about you. Whenever he can, he’ll give you a text or a call to ask how you’re doing, or to keep you company if you happen to be bedridden and alone. Since you’re friends with him, why wouldn’t you be friends with a handful of other vehicons too? You’ll have late group chats with St3v3 and the other vehicons, most likely laughing as you talk about stuff.

St3v3 and the other vehicons all steal some get-better-soon cards and other goods from numerous stores across the country. So, one day you wake up to receive a whole ton of cards and gifts of all sorts from every vehicon on the nemesis! They’ve all written something heart-felt for you, but the main message from all of them is the same: get better soon, y/n! We wish you a speedy recovery!

Predaking

WHAT?! YOU’VE BEEN HOSPITALIZED?! Who did this to you? He’ll burn them to a crisp! You’ll have to calm him down and assure him that you’ll be alright and that you’re in good hands. After he calms down he’ll visit you as frequently as he can, and he’ll be extremely protective over you. Unfortunately his overprotectiveness will be giving the medical staff a hard time and a migraine as they try to care for you.

Gifts such as flowers, food, and other shiny objects will be a frequent sight at your bedside. So much so that it won’t take long to accumulate a mountain of presents. Just be careful while trying to walk around it or take a look at it, alright?

Darksteel

Hospitalized? That’s a bad thing, isn’t it? Well it’s no biggie, you’ll recover quickly, right? He’s wrong unfortunately, but when he learns that you don’t heal as quickly as Cybertronians do, he’ll practically come to visit you every day, sometimes bringing you a gift. Sometimes the nurses have to shoo him away so they could give you your medicine or whatever you need. He’ll refuse to leave your side encase they do something bad to you, so you’ll have to assure him that you’ll be fine and that this is all for your own good. Reluctantly, he’ll cooperate, but the instant they try something that he doesn’t like, he’s punching them.

Skylynx

He understands that humans are much more fragile than cybertronians are, and takes it much better than the other two predacons do when he learns you’ve been hospitalized. Sure there’s still initial shock and concern, but he’s much more calm and collected about it. He asks if you’re alright and if anyone hurt you. Anyway, he’ll be visiting you as frequently as possible and he’ll be able to quickly understand that the hospital staff are only doing what they can to help you, so he won’t be as much of a bother as the other two are. But similar to the other two, he’ll be protective of you and will refuse to leave your side unless you insist and reassure him that you’ll be fine.

[primergon]

How Would the Decepticons React to Seeing You Dance in Rollerblades ?

( A/N: So I’ve been seeing a lot of cool tik toks about rollerblading and I’d just think they’d find it rad )

Megatron would pretend to not notice your dancing, in the beginning, telling himself to continue walking down the hall. Yet, you were gliding around in a circle while Vehicons cheered you on. He saw that you have once again convinced Soundwave to help you turn the mess hall into a ‘skating rink’, from the strobe lights by the ceiling to the music blaring from the speakers. He allows it under the guise of it boosting team morale, but in reality, he enjoys watching you smile and laugh as you show off the sway of your hips and legs. He would never let anyone find out, but from time to time he would indulge by leaning against the doorway to admire your frame dancing against the rhythm.

It was hard to tell what Soundwave was thinking, especially when you could only see the colorful lights bounce against his tinted visor. But surely he enjoys it? Considering that he always allows you to skate in his quarters. He would remain passive, typing against his screen as you skate around in joy. It’s only when you’re bending to tie your shoelaces did you notice him look away from the mirror, and that’s when you realize that he had been (respectfully) recording you.

The moment you had brought the boombox into the lab, Knockout and Breakdown had instantly stopped what they were doing to join you. They would displace their mass and show you the makeshift skates they’ve made. The three of you would laugh at how absurd it looks, but the moment Knockout tried to outdance you, you’ve decided that it was war - and you were doing going all out with an array of old school tunes ranging from ABBA to Queen. The two of you would stop from time to time to help Breakdown and assist him from both sides, as he struggles to keep his balance, only to topple over from his weight and end up laughing on the floor.

You knew Starscream was petty, but once he saw an array of Vehicons complimenting your legs as you skate down the hall, he had immediately pulled you away and demanded that you teach him how to do it. He failed multiple times, but eventually, he got the hang of it, and after that you could see him skate everywhere - just as often as he flies, and it drives everyone insane (especially Megatron ) but you take this as a bonding moment between you two. He had even tripped you once, only so he could catch you. In the midst of that heated moment, you had seen just how flirtatious he could be when he’s confident, and after that, you promised to never teach Starscream anything ever again if he could utilize it to impress you to the point of blushing.

Shockwave would never participate in rollerblading, not even for an experiment, but he does find the human culture surrounding it odd. Yet, you were smug about the fact that your skating was one of the few things that could actually distract him from his work. Once, you had caught him overfill a test tube when you glided against the lab floor in your shorts, and even if Knockout didn’t believe your claims, you’ve made it a mental note to tease him with the sport. Even if he remains indifferent towards it most of the time.

The moment Dreadwing watched you glide by under him, he had immediately shown his concern for the sport. He had seen you crash into the wall several times, but you told him it was nothing to be worried about, and once you showed him that you were skilled enough to keep yourself out of trouble, he had relented. He would try his best not to stare, out of chivalry, but you didn’t want him to be polite, so you’ve made it a habit to skate when he’s nearby - just because you know he secretly likes the sight of you disheveled, sweaty and laughing.

Just like a curious cat, Predaking would stare as you glide past his sleeping form. He would immediately be roused from his sleep, and would bombard you with questions. Eventually, he would settle with watching you twirl in front of him, and frankly, you can’t help but feel flustered from the way he was shamelessly observing you dance. He would always be on alert whenever you go to fast, knowing that you might fall, but overall he finds the skill impressive. On a side note, he finds the choice of music for the sport rather irritating ( too upbeat for his taste, he said) but then again it’s not like you could really skate to Mozart.

The first time you introduced ST3V3 to skating, he had scoffed at you and showed you his own pair before continuing to show off his moves. It turns out he has a very diverse range of interests, rollerblading being one of them, and so he had whipped out his Spotify ( premium) playlist and started a party for the both of you. You’ll goof around, do several dramatic twirls and dips, before plopping on the ground laughing with exhaustion.

( A/N: as you can tell I have no knowledge of skating as I once hit my chin against the pavement attempting it, so I’m sorry for the lack of research, hope you guys still liked it! )

[tiftaf-the-world-jumper]

St3v3 is an outlier with the powers of death resistance.

No I will not take criticism.

[therobotsarestuckinmyhead]

ST3V3/STEVE

headcanons ->

[TFP] ♡ ST3V3's Unrequited Crush scenario: you're a capable fighter, efficent combatant with a penchant for violence and can stand up for yourself... AND you show basic decency to vehicons... what more could he want?

[deviant-yarrow]

TFP/ Transformers: Prime MEMES

made by yours truly, (Part 7)

*chucks these at you like a shoe*

First meme is sort of a more “me” thing since I do miss my boys Dreadwing & Breakdown (THE REDEMPTION THEY COULD’VE HAD—) but yeah! Hope you guys enjoy the memes again!

[lets-try-some-writing]

In tfp do you think the vehicon play games when other bots are looking? Like soundwave is off on a mission so some vehicons decided were just gonna play 20 questions. I feel like it would be a little funny.

I bet they absolutely do.

The Vehicons have to keep all their games on the down low to avoid Starscream or some other Commander stopping them. So most of their games are either easy to hide, or require no tools at all. There are a few rather popular games amongst the Vehicons that are their preferred choice of pass time when they can't leave their posts but still have nothing much to do.

Obviously, the most common game is cards. But of course, it is not as simple as one might think. A Vehicon needs to be worthy to play the game, and they way they do this is by trading for the cards that one uses to begin with. Every card is specially crafted, each modeled after a notable wartime character, Autobot or Decepticon. In order for a card to be produced, a piece of the character in question must be gathered and quite literally put into the card. Usually this means having to grab a piece of shed plating before anyone notices. As such, cards have increadible rarity and the strength of each card is determined by how many are in circulation, whether or not the character is dead, and the edition of the card.

It is honestly less about the game and more about the collecting and production process. Sure, the Vehicons will actually play the card game using real life stats around each character, but more often it is a trading match. Three Starscreams for one Whirl. No one has seen Blaster since Cybertron went dark, so his card is worth four Bumblebees. Eight Optimi for two first edition Orion Pax cards (an ultra rare collectable considering most of Orion Pax's plating fell off LONG ago.) Four Megatrons for two Megatronus cards, and two Megatronus cards for one D-16 (Soundwave has the only known D-16 copy and no one is willing to take it from him.)

The cards are highly valued and often taken excellent care of. Only some Vehicons are certified to make more via the general agreement of the troops. The most sought after cards are by far the:

Party Ambulance Ratchet: Only three are known to exist and Pharma absolutely has one and Optimus may or may not have the other. It is unconfirmed. There are rumors the remaining one is floating around in a different Vehicon battalion, so the Vehicons have no yet lost hope for it.

Gladiator Soundwave: There are two known copies of this card, and many believe Soundwave claimed both. ST3V3 swears up and down that Megatron has one, but few are willing to go ask the warlord to confirm.

Rumble & Frenzy: A duo card that has long since gone out of production in light of the minicons deaths. There are perhaps fifty somewhere in the galaxy and only one Vehicon on the Nemesis has a copy. He keeps it in perfect condition.

End Your Life Tarn: One very VERY unfortunate Vehicon managed to get enough off Tarn to create a singular legendary card. Myths say that it may still exist somewhere in the ether, in Tarn's personal collection, or somewhere else in the universe.

Senator Proteus: Why does it exist? No one is entirely sure since he died early into the war. But a Vehicon has a copy of the card and it is said that six others may still be around. No one cares much for Proteus, but his card is rare and thus valuable considering the mech has been dead for millennia.