#thank goodness i woke up

[sausagerat]

Had a dream about the new south park premiere and I honestly can't remember much about it but it was a Craig and Kyle episode believe it or not. The ending tho, is what I remember most and it was where Craig sees two boys holding hands and he's like "they should keep that inside" and Kyle's like "YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC? but I thought you had feelings for Tweek" and after a pause he just responds no and then leaves

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 175

Talon -William Cobb, that was his name once, he remembers that much at least- stares down blankly at the small child who is clinging to its -his His HIS- pant leg, tiny claws digging into the cloth and gripping onto the armor. It he freezes, unsure as to how to react. With Hunts or Orders, the talon knew exactly what to do. Entertain. Kill. Simple. 

Talons were supposed to kill witnesses, he- IT knows this, especially as one of the oldest talons that belonged to the Court. Yet the talon hesitates, something stopping it from doing so. The child looks up at it, something oh so familiar about the motion, with blue-green eyes before burying their face against its- his?- leg. 

“'̵m̸ ̵c̴o̷l̵d̸…” the child-chick… spoke? Not-spoke. Something else, familiar-yet-not. But cold, he knew that. Cold was bad, it meant sleep, not rest but a deep frozen sleep that took time to awaken from. A dangerous thing. A thing not-talons didn’t wake up from. 

The chick -Hadn’t he had a child once, all that time ago- whined, bringing its-his attention back to them. Talon could wait to return to the Court for a few hours more- the task it had been given was already complete-and keep the Cold away from the tiny chick. Just for a little bit. 

[naggingatlas]

a bad dream about glitchhunting

[bruhstation]

[soullessseraphim]

Ah- don't mind me [SQUEEZES YOUR HEART AGAIN]

me the whole time I was cooking this :

[ecstarry]

So now, Regulus Black oral fixation!

AISDJNAS YES YES YES, ONE THING ABOUT REG?? HE LOVES TO SUCK DICK!!!! FIRST OF ALL, GOOD MORNING <33 NOW, ALLOW ME TO CONTINUE

Here's my ask about James' oral fixation

He loves it SO MUCH he literally got rid of his gag reflex, that man goes DEEP.

Reg loves to make a fucking mess of it, making sure James' dick is COATED in spit and pre-cum with his hands before he goes in

HE LOVES GIVING JAMES A MORNING BJ!!! James always wakes up with a hard on SOOO HE'S CLEARLY READY. Maybe he's always hard because HE KNOWS Reg will treat him in the morning

His tongues does a fucking NUMBER on James' tip, he makes sure his tongue is flat and surrounding it.

REGULUS BLACK HAS THE CUNTIEST SEX LOOK IN THE WORLD. HIS EYES DO YOU KNOW THAT THING WHEN HE LOOKS UP AT JAMES.

HE LOVES TEASING AN ORAL!!!! He will get on his knees any chance he gets just to get James all excited, he looks up with those fuckey eyes at James and then JUST TIES HIS SHOES.

LONGER HAIR REG TIES HIS HAIR A CERTAIN WAY WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN AND THAT ALREADY MAKES JAMES ALL EXCITED

He loves to also have James on top, LOVES the weight of James' body over him when he's eating him.

also Reg is a PRINCESS OKAY?? NO MESSES LEFT BEHIND!!!! HE ALWAYS SALLOWS!!!!!

HE ALWAYS FINDS WAY TO LOOK UP TO JAMES TO GET HIM RILED UP BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT IT MAKES JAMES THINK ABOUT HOW HE WOULD LOOK DOWN ON HIS KNEES

He's tongue techinique is PERFECT!! he knows exactly how to move it once it's ALL IN!!!

BALLS ARE NEVER NEGLECTED!!! MY MAN ALWAYS HAS A HAND THERE!!

side note: BARTY GAVE HIM HIS FIRST BJ TO SHOW HIM HOW TO DO IT AND REG TOOK THAT ADVICE BUT HONESTLY MY MAN IS A NATURAL AT SUCKING DICK!!!

SO YEAH <33333

[cheolhub]

um idk what this is called but soobin being a dumb big bf. literally he’s so big and he makes u feel so good n he doesn’t know why u want him to fuck u deeper when he’s already all up in ur guts :( like it just flies over his head why u go crazy over him being so tall n big BUT COME ON😭 sorry im thinking too much abt size kink soob

HIMBO!SOOBIN

FUCK. soobin being a big himbo who only thinks with his big fat cock that fills you up just right. :( himbo soobin who doesn’t understand the great effect he has on you ‘n misses all the obvious hints about you loving his size ‘n how good he makes you feel.

and, god, do you love his cock so much. he’s huge. brings you to tears every time, but you fucking love it. you love how he can get you just as dumb as he is without even meaning to.

but he’s oblivious! he’s always so sad to see you in tears!! he could probably cry himself because “why is my pretty baby crying?” he’d ask after impaling you on length.

such a sweet, dumb little thing—he’d even stop just ‘cuz he couldn’t handle thinking he’s hurt you. </3

but you protest, as always, wrapping your legs around his waist in attempts to keep him moving and push him deeper inside of you. you’re in tears, yes, that much is obvious, but not in the bad way— never in the bad way.

“d-don’t stop! please fuck me deeper, ‘binnie, god fuck, please,” you sob out a surprisingly coherent beg, back arching and hips bucking into his.

he frowns, cocking his head to the side in confusion. “but…” he splays his big hand over your tummy and pushes gently to emphasize his current position (as if you didn’t already know where his cock was). “‘m already right here, sweet girl?”

you gasp and splutter over your words at the action, fresh tears of pleasure filling your eyes over again. “‘binnie! ‘b-binnie! don’t care,” you pant, pussy tightening around him.

but when his confused expression doesn’t falter and his body still doesn’t move, you realize you actually have to spell it out for him. “‘binnie, feels so good to me! ‘m crying ‘cus i love it so so much— so big inside of me, jus’ wan’ you to keep fucking me… please?” you plea, hands weakly gripping his forearms.

he still doesn’t get it— he may never get it with his himbo brain, but he obliges anyway, resuming his thrusts ensuring his pelvis meets yours so he can fill you up all the way. just like you want.

you thank him. you thank him over and over and over till you’re gushing all over him, creaming his cock with your entirety. you incoherently tell him how big he is, how he’s the only one who fucks you this good, how you were made to take his fat cock.

dumb, oblivious baby just nods his head, not understanding a single word you’ve just told him. he releases inside of you solely because you wanted him to and because your tight pussy was “squeezin’ me so hard.”

he pulls out of your spent cunt watching his substantial load escape you with a frown.

“always cum so much,” you gasp, body slumping in exhaustion. you look up to see his puppy dog face and mirror it. “what’s wrong, baby?”

he sighs, looking down with his big length in his even bigger hand. “‘m still hard.”

“‘course you are,” you smile. it would be abnormal if he wasn’t— soobin needs at least 3 rounds before he goes soft again. “‘s okay, ‘bin. i can take it. give it to me?”

he nods cutely, eyes wide with a small grin before pushing into your messy pussy with a moan. if there’s one thing he understands, it’s that, like you, he can never get enough.

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[chocolate-cringymuffin]

Ah, nothing like a good morning with your royal wife and your “no lighting at home” lovely husband 🥰

If you want to put something funny in their cups there’s this blank version:

[xoxoemynn]

I'm so glad S2 ended in a good place. I'm so glad it ended with Ed and Stede together and content and ready to start this new phase of their lives. I'm so glad that even if we don't manage to save the show from cancellation, we know that Ed and Stede have a beautiful future ahead of them. It may be a fixer-upper, but the bones are good.

Except I just keep thinking about Ed's wide grin in that cut extended scene, and damn it, I just want to see that JOY. Don't get me wrong, the soft smiles Ed and Stede share at the end of 2x08 absolutely melt me, and it's so right for the moment. There's something so beautiful about how soft and tentative and hopeful those looks are.

But there are still raw emotions there. There's still grief and uncertainty. And yes, I know those are things that can be explored in fic, and I know fandom is forever and there are millions of stories we can tell about Ed and Stede even if this really is the end of the show.

But that SMILE.

I want to see them months or even years in the future. I want to see them more secure in their relationship. I want to see more of that unbridled joy. I want to see them healed. I want to see them being that couple who's lost in their own little love bubble. I want to see them have adventures side by side and this time make it feel even higher stakes, because they're BOYFRIENDS now, thank you very much, and it's something precious and new they have to defend. I want to see them having gone through all these challenges, both alone and together, and come out the other side happy and fulfilled.

I want to SEE it.

We need that season 3. It's what Ed and Stede (and we!) deserve.

[myokk]

fast sketch for today💓💓

[seepingfrommyskin]

“I don’t belong with you, I never did.”

hi yes my first time posting my art here and I come bearing fanart for @hella1975 ‘s amazing atla fic The Art of Burning, you can find this specific scene in chapter 28! if you haven't read it yet I highly recommend.

(click for better quality)

[tinkerbitch69]

The most aggravating thing about all the stuff I’m seeing about Taylor Swifts new album (of course, I haven’t listened to it, i have some modicum of self respect) is that she’s like one of the most popular musicians alive and when she portrays mental illness as superficially as she does, no wonder no one takes mental health issues seriously! This shit isn’t just harmless background noise, it’s actively harmful and portrays a false, neutered image of serious struggles that many people actually have to deal with everyday of their lives!

[rcmclachlan]

what if i put my life in your hands? what if i took your life in mine?

[crystallizsch]

Yuusha = Jamil's Charging Station

(help 😭)

[mossiistars]

WAUGH