#thank u for barking at me💖

[choccy-milky]

Their kids are so cute omg i'm gonna dir of adorableness

lewis: then die LMFAOO NO BUT FRR THANK UU IM GLAD U THINK SO🥹🥹💖💖💖all the love for them (esp lewis) gave me the idea to draw him deflecting all the attention so ty for giving me the excuse to post it....we luv our aloof distant boi🥰

its funny bc i was JUST talking about this recently, but i dont like pet names at all BAHAH, hence why seb and clora dont call each other anything, not even nicknames.... seb calls her the light/princess/a bird sometimes as playful and teasing jokes, but doesnt actually address her like that. and clora always calls sebastian by his full name as well, bc i was basing her dialogue/my writing off the game dialogue...bc for as close as anne and ominis are to seb, both of THEM call him sebastian in full, so maybe it was a victorian thing that nicknames werent really common? plus clora's so proper that it just feels like its in her personality to always call seb "sebastian"... i feel like if she ever DID call him "seb" he'd do a double take and be like ...HUH? who are you???......are you polyjuiced? LMAO. i do imagine seb calling clora "love" when they get older tho (not in hogwarts) bc i like how simple it is, and imagining him saying stuff like 'careful, love' makes me🫠🫠🫠🫠

aw TYY💖💖 honestly i didnt give the victorian setting TOO much thought, other than making clora more modest/not used to wearing trousers etc. like the actual victorian courting process was that youd ALWAYS be chaperoned by at least 1 other person and you wouldnt be able to kiss or anything, so the fact that our mcs are in a co-ed school with free reign already ruins that, so i wouldnt worry too much about it. a lot of it you can just wave off with the excuse that wizard society is more advanced than muggle society, which is true anyway LOL. i just kept the parts that i thought were fun/made it feel victorian ENOUGH but got rid of the stuff that was too annoying (one big example being the amount of clothing they wear....i said it in the notes for one of my chapters, but i wasnt about to make seb go through like 5 different layers just to touch cloras titty LMFAO) and no i didnt have 1 specific website i used, id just google "blank in victorian times" and look through all the articles and resources i could on that subject, and take little bits of it. SO YEA i wouldnt worry about it too much, just take what you want if you think it could enrich your story, and leave stuff out if its annoying to deal with BHAHA. and GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WRITING!!💖💖

BAHAHA yeah sebs bark was defs bigger than his bite when it came to actually having kids/getting clora pregnant LOL. he defs loves the pregnancy part, but i feel like seeing her go through the actual labour was super hard on him/made him feel guilty bc he hates to see her in pain, let alone bc of HIM. not to mention that i imagine he would still work even once they have kids, so to leave clora with like 6 kids by herself isnt something he would have wanted to do LOL. once both lewis and celeste are in hogwarts tho i actually imagine seb and clora still doing curse breaking as well (albeit less dangerous jobs/not as far away) BUT YES having a third kid that looks like seb and is sassy like anne would be SO CUTEEE...a happy accident is a good idea too, tho i kinda like the idea of it being cloras idea.....like, she gets baby fever again now that the kids are kinda growing up and sebs like no i dont wanna put u through that again... but obvs seb wouldnt be able to resist if clora was begging seb to put a baby in her LMFAOOO its already as good as done at that point😇😇 AND THANK YOU, and im glad you liked it!!!🥹💖💖💖

@the-kcm-muggleborn AWWW ur right thats so pretty.....ty for showing me!!🥹and im glad it make you think of clora...SHE WOULD APPROVE OF THESE STUDIES👌⭐🌙

[marleysfinest]

Oh, Muvva, I hope I'm not too late for the festivities! You deserve nothing but the best in light of such a stupendous tumblr milestone! 🥰🥰🥰

Now as to the shoutouts! Apologies on the length, I got a lot of love to get off my chest

@strawberrystepmom: Kendy, you are one of the kindest, sweetest, most gorgeous girly pops I have had the pleasure of interacting with!💖💖💖 Your daily messages and OOTDs always brighten my day, Pip is an adorable little man, and your anecdotes of Suguru and the Meow Meow Mansion are such a treat!

@quiveringdeer Nat, you queen among queens!🧡🧡🧡 You and Kendy both inspired me to take the plunge and make a tumblr! You're so nice and encouraging, I love hearing about your work with nature and seeing all your gorgeous paintings and crafts!

@shaanks Av, you beautiful tropical red-hairloving fish! 💕🐠 Your compassion knows no bounds, I love getting to chat with you about One Piece and movies and how our days have been going. I already liked Shanks before we met, but you've made me love him even more!

@majesticenbypancake Jaaaae, if I could carry you around with me in my pocket all day like a little gerbil and offer you biscuits to eat, I would! 😭💜💜💜 You light up my DMs with your jokes and stories and exquisite cosplays, and I have wept tears of both joy and agony from all the wonderful Killer songs you've sent me!

@mjrtaurus My fellow Crocodile enthusiast!!!! 🐊💕💕💕 Did you know that I giggle and kick my feet whenever I see you in my inbox? You have one of the best grasps of Crocodile's character and you're incredibly sweet!

@inzendino Whether it's Devil Fruit switch-ups, facts about other franchises, little What Ifs?, or fun prompts, you always keep my ask box supplied with some real gems and I thank you so very much for that! 🥰🥰🥰

@lycanthropemaul Maul, I hope you know that every time I see a ferret, a vintage plushie, a vintage plushie of a ferret, or Garfield, I think of you! You're so kind and gentle and I love talking critters with ya! And ofc the Pop and Punk pics! 🥹🥹🥹 Man, I wish tumblr had a ferret emoji

@preciousgaby Cross Guild lovers all the way!!! 💙💛💚 Ping-ponging ideas about these old men and their growing family with you brings me truckloads upon truckloads of serotonin!

@erwinswings You are one of the most knowledgeable herpetologists I know, on top of having some awesome OCs (shout-out to Fox and his legions of geckos!🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎) and I always look forward to Zeke pics on my dash!

@quinloki On top of having some of the best Kid Pirate takes I've ever seen, you're such a kind soul and the fact that we are moots is something I'm incredibly grateful for. Also the puns. The PUNS! 👏👏👏

@swampstew RAVEEEEEN! Your versions of the Kid Pirates are sublime and funny and they have me barking like a wound-up terrier omg they so foine! 🥵🥵🥵 Rowena is the most badass witch to ever witch, KillerCook is delectable in every sense of the word, and I always look forward to watching the Kid shrine grow

@icy-spicy How does it feel to have the honor of #1 Shriek stan? 🦇🦇🦇 Getting to have the filthiest thoughts about Killer and Beckman and so many other fictional men with you is a dream come truuuuue!

And that's barely even half of all the friends and moots that I cherish so very much, but I know this ask is already running long. 😅

Happy 500, Muvva! Mwahmwahmwah! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

cas u are never too late to share the luv!! 💓💓💓

spread the love with muvva’s feel good 500!

[mandiemegatron]

ミ💖 𝙰𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚃𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚝 💖彡

𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚓𝚒 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚁𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 : 𝟷𝟾+ , 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝.

𝙊𝙢𝙜 𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮-𝙣𝙮𝙖𝙣!!! 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏 𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙟𝙞 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 !!! 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙡 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝘿𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙮-𝘽𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙚 @therion-woods 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙, 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙮 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 🤭🤭🤭 if u see any mistakes, no the fuck u don't ♡ ok thank u Byyyee smooch smooch 💖💖💋💋

ʰᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ᵇʸ // @buggyandthebartoclub // ♡

Another fun, bright day aboard the Thousand Sunny welcomed you when you woke, yawning loudly and rubbing at your eyes as you pulled yourself from bed. Quickly doing your usual morning routine, you made your way to the kitchen, hiding another yawn behind your hand as you opened the door.

As always, Sanji had just poured you a cup of fresh coffee, throwing you a wide grin as he called out softly,

"Good morning, Y/N-chan! Did you rest well?"

Your cheeks burned, thinking back to the incredibly filthy dream of him you were enjoying before the sun began to rise and blinded you, even behind your eyelids. You waved him off with a laugh, ignoring how he was staring at you with his own cheeks lightly dusted pink, a curious look in his eye.

"I slept just fine, Sanji-kun. How did you sleep?"

You sat at your usual spot, picking up your mug with a soft groan and taking a sip, humming softly at the perfect taste.

"I... slept."

Your eyebrow rose as you looked him over, noting the slightly dark circles under his eyes with a frown on your face. His breath caught in his throat at your expression, giving a sheepish chuckle as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Don't lie to me, Sanji."

He gave a light laugh, throwing you a wink (or did he just blink?) as he meandered over to the stove, turning it down as he gave whatever was in the pan a quick stir.

"I'd never lie to you, Y/N-Chan!"

You rolled your eyes as you sat back, watching him do his thing as you sipped your coffee. Your eyes followed his body as he moved around, almost dancing around the kitchen. His movements were mesmerizing, feeling almost hypnotized by how flawless he seemed.

Placing a plate in front of you, you blinked a few times as you came out of your daze, giving another soft hum as you took in your breakfast. Realizing he made your favourite, you placed a hand over your heart and gave him a blinding smile.

"Thank you so much Sanji, you spoil me!"

Little pink hearts floated above his head as you praised him, his body swaying almost noodle like as he moved back to the stove.

"Ah, you spoil me with your beauty, Y/N! The least I could do to repay that is make you something you love."

He turned back around and stopped, blinking in shock as he took in your empty plate, the back of your hand wiping your mouth as a grin slid over it.

"Absolutely fantastic, as always!"

Sanji was quiet for a moment until laughter bubbled up from his chest, the sound loud and genuine as he covered his face with a lithe hand. Your face burned harshly, embarrassment rising in you as you barked out nervously,

"What's so goddamn funny, huh?!"

Sanji wiped at his eye, genuinely crying from laughing so hard, only for his expression to change immediately as Zoro walked through the door, an irritated scowl on his own face.

"Why the hell are you being so goddman loud this early, shitty cook?!"

Zoro threw a heavy hand on your head, giving it an affectionate rub with a chuckle as you swatted at his hand, a small grin washing over your own lips at the action. Sanji immediately aimed a kick at his head, swearing out,

"Don't fuckin' touch her, shitty Marimo! You don't deserve to lay your nasty ass hands on the beautiful Y/N!"

Zoro barked out a laugh, blocking the kick with a sheathed Wado as he snarked back,

"I don't hear her complainin', ugly ass waiter!"

You rolled your eyes, finishing off your coffee and getting up from the table, grabbing your plate and empty cup with a joking sigh. You walked past the two boys fighting easily, knowing they'd never get you in the middle of their spat. Placing the dishes in the sink, you began filling it before calling out loudly,

"BREAKFAST!"

The sudden thudding of multiple sets of feet flooded the Sunny, shouts of excitement ringing out from Luffy, Ussop and Brook echoing in the kitchen. It wasn't long til the other members crawled in, Robin being the last as she ran a hand through wet hair.

"Thank you, Y/N. I left you some hot water for the shower if you need," She commented as she sat down, smiling up at you as you placed a cup of tea in front of her.

"Thank you Robin, I definitely do want to shower, I appreciate that!"

Turning back to the sink, you turned the water off and began doing the dishes, ignoring Sanji's pleas of leaving them for him to do. You simply laughed, replying gently,

"Sanji, eat some breakfast and relax. You do more than enough, it's really the least I could do."

He faltered as you turned to give him a bright smile, his heart pounding in his chest as more little hearts floated above his head. He sighed lovingly, smoke leaving his lips and curling up into a cigarette-flavoured heart and you rolled your eyes again, turning back to the dishes.

You listened to the chatter of your crewmates, a small smile gracing your lips as you gently scrubbed a pot, making sure to take care of the metal. It wasn't long til their plates lined up beside the sink, nearly everyone giving you a pat on the shoulder in thanks, or a tight hug in Luffys case. That just infuriated Sanji, kicking his Captain quite literally out of the kitchen which pulled a laugh from you.

You weren't sure why Sanji was so overprotective of you, but you didn't mind, thinking it a form of affection from the love cook. You noticed he always treated women with respect but you, he treated just a little different. The look in his eye when you are the first person he sees in the morning, the way his smile twitches when you say something cute, or the way his cheeks burn when you say his name... it was almost too adorable for you.

Sanji suddenly appeared next to, warmth blossoming over your skin as his hand met your lower back as he reached just in front of you to grab a towel. Your eyes flickered to the side, catching him glancing down at you at the same time, and both your faces burned, his hand slowly pulling away from you. You bit back a frown, pulling the middle of the bottom lip into your teeth as you tried to fight off the urge to kiss Sanji.

"Y/N? You okay?"

Your head snapped to the side, eyes wide as you looked to him, asking dumly,

"Huh?"

His eyebrow rose and he puffed out a laugh, smoke flowing out the side of his mouth like an upwards waterfall.

"You looked like you were in pain."

Your eyes shifted to the side as an awkward laugh left your lips, your gaze meeting his again as you somehow bit out,

"Oh, nope, I am oh-kay!"

You gave him a grin that didn't reach your eyes and he frowned slightly, crossing his arms over his chest as he asked,

"Are you lying to me, Y/N?"

You froze, your hands half in the soapy water and eventually you pulled them out, wiping your hands on your pants before you crossed your own arms, hip leaning against the sink. You stared each other down for a moment, the air thick and heavy as your heart rang like thunder in your chest. Your mouth fell open just slightly, no sound coming out as you tried to formulate words. Sensing your inner conflict, Sanji gently tossed the dish towel aside and took the two steps forwards to close the gap between you, his soft yet firm hands moving to hold your arms just under your shoulders.

Your entire face turned tomato red and Sanji chuckled, his thumbs lovingly rubbing over your flesh softly.

"Sanji..."

He almost jumped, not expecting your voice to suddenly meet his ears and he looked down at you, your doe eyes wide and almost desperate as you breathed out,

"What do you want from me, Sanji?"

The chef stilled, his hands still on you as he thought over your words seriously. There were few things the man truly wanted and desired in his life, and he decided then that he wanted to add you to his list. His hands barely squeezed, just enough to ground you as he replied in a soft murmur,

"I want your love."

Your breath caught in your throat as tears pricked your eyes, a slightly confused grin washing over her lips as she asked just as softly,

"R-really?"

He grinned in response, taking a hand away to flick his cigarette out one of the open windows before cupping your cheek, his thumb brushing over your cheek as he confidently replied,

"Hell yeah."

You couldn't help but laugh, pressing a kiss to his palm which caused him to nearly faint, blood dripping from his nose as you finally replied,

"Then I guess it's yours, Sanji."

A breathless moan left you as long fingers brushed over your clothed cunt, a soft hiss pulling from the blonde man above you as he murmurs lowly,

"Already soaked, princess..."

His lips brush over yours, swallowing another moan as one finger presses past the fabric, sliding over your soaked cunt teasingly slow. Your eyes roll back as he chokes, his finger slipping into you easily and pulling a louder groan from you.

His other hand gently meets your lips and he chuckles breathlessly in your ear, slipping a second finger in as he whispers,

"Stay quiet, love. You can do that for me, can't you?"

You nodded quickly, tears of pleasure prickling your eyes. Sanji grins down at you as he begins to pump in and out, the slick sounds of him finger fucking you filling you with a filthy heat you never experienced before. It isn't long til you're close, whimpering and whining under his movements, and the chef only smiles as he whispers in your ear,

"Cum for me."

[literaphobe]

ive been sitting on tvl chapter 6 all week since the day it came out and im just…still so speechless. ive been trying to articulate how ive been feeling BUT I CANT I CANNOT IM JUSTTTTRRRHGHH GRRR ROOF ROOF BARK BARK GRRR ARF ARF IM FERAL IM FERAL FOR THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY THEY FINALLY BANGED AND THEYRE DONE WITH THE 1-TIME ONLY RULE AND THEYRE COMMUNICATING AND EVERYTHING IS JUST RAINBOWS AND CUPCAKES AND SMOOCHES AND HAPPINESS!!! 🩷💛💞🧡💖❣️🩷💗💛❤️💞🧡💘 but then i remember we’re only halfway through…and we’re probably (definitely) going to be hit with unfathomable pain… wahoo! im literally ripping apart my pillow with my teeth as i wait for chapter 7. I LOVE TWO VIRGIN LOSERS SO MUCH AND I LOVE *YOU*!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH honestly I love how so many people are seeing ch6 and going WELL. THEY SEEM HAPPY. IM WORRIED. so funny to me…

I love you SO SO SO SO MUCH ANON!!! whichever one u r… if u guys wanna give urself anon code names feel free to hehehehe

thank you so much for this lovely anon 🥺🥺🥺 even tho you feel you can’t articulate ur current feelings on ch6 i appreciate Any and ALL forms of incoherent yelling Jumps With Joy…

replying to ch5 comments rn and im reliving the joy and awe of everyone’s feedback… you guys are SO SMART FR really amazed as the analysis some of you leave I love every and all expressions of enjoyment but writing analysis blows me out the water….

also btw tvl ch7 is slightly delayed BUT if anyone would like to comment on ch6 that would be SO appreciated and likely help the update come quicker ^_^

[coldpintglass]

For the ship Bingo (tysm for using my bingo board btw <3)

Saw your blog header and have to ask for Jarcus(Jesse Lingard/Marcus Rashford)

THE BOYS!!!! 

First, thank YOU for making a ship bingo just for us footblr shippers! Ahah it’s much nicer than the generic one. 

I have to say I have such enormous soft spots for both of these guys, especially Rashford. Together they are sooooooo funny and such a joy to watch, one of those friendships that so effortless. 

Touch more thoughts on them:

Absolutely platonic, I can’t see either of these guys together romantically/sexually but that’s because never have I seen a footballer friendship scream SIBLINGS more. These two are absolutely brothers, thick as thieves together 💖🥺

On that note please watch this short video that makes me laugh every time I see it. Jesse is such a menace!!!! (Affectionate) 

Coming up through one of the biggest clubs in the world (Man U) is going to do a number on you, I think both of them have navigated it exceptionally well (eh, bar a few bits but I digress!!!) and this has probably made them even closer. Especially on the international scene, they’re both so bloody young!!!! Exceptional talents and to keep a level head through it, Jesus, it’s so be commended. 

I wasn’t aware of Jesse having to be a young carer for his siblings/deal with his mums depression (chronic illness) at a young age. Him and Rashford (with his own challenging childhood with food insecurity/single mum doing her damn best but holy shit the woman worked so hard) mirror each other beautifully, having to grapple with some of the most difficult challenges at a young age. That shit is TOUGH and no emphathy/sympathy from someone whose not been through that will every quite be the same as someone who HAS been through it. And this is before getting to the fucking vile racism both of these guys have faced.  Especially Rashford after the penalty incident in the Euros 2020 final (PS: Gareth if I see you it’s on SIGHT for what you put Sancho, Saka and Rashford through). 

What hasn’t been said about Rashford? A sincere and wonderful role model, he’s saved lives with his campaigns and put his neck on the line for equality. He is absolutely an hero but still that lovely young man. Ah, could spend all day waxing lyrically about him. Lingard seems like a great lad too (bar drink driving lol) and these two clearly care about much more than themselves. 

Finally:

Shallow woman point coming: these two are both so hot LMAO, absolutely delicious. Their fashion sense is sooOOOOOOOo WOOF WOOWF WOOF BARK BARK BARK LINGARD IN GLASSES?????? I AM GNASHING MY TEETH AND WAILING. MEN WHO DRESS WELL WILL BE A WEAKNESS FOR EVER XXX

I have a very vanilla fantasy of going for a long dog walk with Rashford were we hold hands. He’s just 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 AHHHHHH makes me feel like a teenage girl I can’t help it ahahah

Their accents when they’re arguing blend into an utterly euphoric hilarious noise 

The way Lingard teases Rashford despite being older is too fucking funny

WHY WEREN’T THEY AT THE 2024 EUROS GARETH?????

[miscling]

💛💜🖤🤍💖👀🥴😘✋🐾👏

oh my!

💛- You are an actual ray of sunshine 💜- Absolutely obsessed with you 🖤- Actually drooling as we speak 🤍- BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK 💖- Biting and chewing and gnawing at you 👀- I'm looking respectfully (lying) 🥴- (Dis)respectfully let me mount you already 😘- Get tummy kissed nerd ✋- Do you have a licence for being this hot? 🐾- Pawing at u!! 👏- Spanking you as we speak

i am just trying okay! i am trying my best! i don't feel very sunshiney a very often but i'm glad i'm keeping you all warm and photosynthesisey (i am trying to be funny don't judge me please)

obsessed, drooling, looking (dis)respectfully, and wanting to do stuff to my body is all great! that is what i'm after! though... don't tell anyone but i don't have a license for being this hot, because fuck the police ^^

anyway, puppy (all that barking and pawing!) come be a good pup and show me all your tricks!

thank you for the ask meme ask!

[amourcheol]

before i reblog, i want to give you ALL the flowers in the world. i just finished reading the monster of a fic called the great war and YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. there are no words that can amount to how much i adore this fic. i love lengthy word counts done right (god knows how much long fics i got excited over before them being disappointing or boring as a reader) and i, most importantly, love enemies to lovers, arranged marriage, historical aus done right !!

lets get this out of the way first GRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK SNARK GRERR RAHH HOWL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GENERAL SEUNGCHEOL VICTOR OF VENICE I NEED ABYSMALLY.

okay. now that i can safely get that out of my system, LOVE LOVE LOVEEE everything about this fic. theres something so sweet abt men being written unrealistically (aka respectful and honorable whattt??? out of this world tbh) im joking ,, but i did absolutely love how you made cheol so strongly standing for his wife. the slow burn that really did the tag justice (it BURNT), the ENEMIES TO LOVERS DONE RIGHT!?! LIKE YESSS !!! they actually did want to kill each other and the yelling and arguing leading up to the first kissing scene CHEFS KISS like that's literally the epitome of writing, like is it really an e2l if there isn't a intensely written argument before the first sign of intimacy!?!?

throughout reading this story, all i could think abt was how could i ever put into the words the justice you served. allowing reader to be a strong character yet so eloquently bringing to light the struggles she would still face from just being a woman, to seungcheol using his power to stand FOR her. an honorary mention of the "Careful." he would reply to the Councillor after the panicking scene from the Florence mention INCREDIBLE!! it gave everything and more!! the character development from both sides, venus and mars foreshadowing, the subtleties that only slow burn could provide. i genuinely wish i could give a way better review than this but unfortunately im still speechless due to how beautiful this story was so just pls take this dreary review and understand that im so so in love and i adore you so much for the amount of work you put out into this, from the visuals and the descriptions, the perfect build up, the amazing writing of e2l and reflections– just EVERYTHING. you created a masterpiece <3

brb literally pulling my hair out till I got scraps left .

IMNSORRY ):£3!3!3 IM GONAN SVREAM SHIT CRY ?:£3!3!3 THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER ):&:!3! 😭😭😭😭😭 First of all UR SO RIGHT … I never find huge fics anywhere and if I do they’re just …: YAWN ‼️‼️ I’m so glad u love those tropes they’re my BIGGEST guilty pleasures 😭 tho I can’t even lie I don’t feel guilty at ALL for historical! Aus

FUCKCJFKDDJD STOP I SVREAMED can u tell that cheol as a military general haunts me at night … I fear I am able to write another 40k for him ..: but ur so right tho my biggest biggest swoon moments come from men dying and sacrificing themselves for their lovers and I just !!! Seungcheol would absolutely die for his wife and this information jumps me in my sleep paralysis FR .. I’m so so happy u agree w me about the hatred I NEED HATRED FOR E2L OR ITS NOT E2L !! and PLS another guilty pleasure is screaming in each others faces before eating each other up … i will not be held accountable …

STOP I COULD CRY ??? thank u for appreciating the little bits of the fic 😭😭💖 that scene was incredibly hard to write and I’m glad people like it so much !! PLEASE DONT WVEN APOLOGISE ??? This is more than I could ever ask for you are truly so kind 😞💖💖 thank you for taking the time to read and send this unbelievably sweet message may or may not be thinking about this for the next 700 business days 😍😍💖

[depravedangelbaby]

Hey bby!!! RIGHT BACK AT YOU NERD

❤ - Ough!! 🧡- Eating your content with a spoon 💛- You are an actual ray of sunshine 💚- Thanks, I hate it (Horny) 💙- Thanks, I hate it (Lovingly) 💜- Absolutely obsessed with you 🤎- I'm 100% normal about you (lying) 🖤- Actually drooling as we speak 🤍- BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK 💖- Biting and chewing and gnawing at you 💕- YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO BEING CHOMPED NERD 💝-I'm looking respectfully 👀- I'm looking respectfully (lying) 😵- No thoughts, head empty 🥴- (Dis)respectfully let me mount you already 😘- Get tummy kissed nerd 😳- hehe now put it in my mouth, I mean put it in my mouth, I mean put it in m 😶- Real quick let me just throat your entire [police sirens] I mean absolutely choke on your [lound sounds of metal ralling] I mean just go absolutely sloppy on your [gun shots] ✋- Do you have a licence for being this hot? 🐾- Pawing at u!! 👏- Spanking you as we speak

hmmmm, sounds like we need some puppy playtime ♡♡ hehehe ily bestie!!!

[lowkeyremi]

MAYA MY SWEETS!!! thank you so much for tagging me in that bokuto fic… i was literally foaming at the mouth T^T he’s sososo just RAHHHH i love him and I LOVE YOU!!! so happy u thought of me teehee kou is just such a doll :3 had be giggling and everything cuz omigosh… he’s so handsome and yummy… PHEW !! was about to start barking at my screen otw to work >.< giving you so many smooches right now MWUAHHH !!! <3

AHHHH I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT I SAW IT ON THE DASH AND WAS LIKE "this is lene coded!!" SO I SENT IT TO YOU. i'll finally get some good sleep tmr and maybe post on saturday if i'm up for it, thank you for the smooches i need some love rn 🥹💖

[the-sleepy-succubus]

❤️🧡💛💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖💞💝👀😘😳😶✋🐾👏

I’m sorry I’m just rly regular and normal and definitely not thinking about you too much oops 💗

❤ - Ough!!

🧡- Eating your content with a spoon

💛- You are an actual ray of sunshine

💙- Thanks, I hate it (Lovingly)

💜- Absolutely obsessed with you

🤎- I'm 100% normal about you (lying)

🖤- Actually drooling as we speak

🤍- BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

💖- Biting and chewing and gnawing at you

💞- Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry, Mommy?

💝-I'm looking respectfully

👀- I'm looking respectfully (lying)

😘- Get tummy kissed nerd

😳- hehe now put it in my mouth, I mean put it in my mouth, I mean put it in m

😶- Real quick let me just throat your entire [police sirens] I mean absolutely choke on your [lound sounds of metal ralling] I mean just go absolutely sloppy on your [gun shots]

✋- Do you have a licence for being this hot?

🐾- Pawing at u!!

👏- Spanking you as we speak

Absolutely intensely flattering collection youve sent me here. It's OK to be a little not normal about me ♡ i like it

[shelterskimmer]

Barking at you to invite you to supervise puppy playtime, (more accurately puppy, 1 bun, and 1 scientist playtime hehe)

-your Creature

HIIIII hi creature ^_^ the puppy playtime is SO CUTE !!! imagining so many adorable puppies (& the little bunny of course :]) playing together is delightful (& dont even get me started on the scientist ask that was so hot. remember! the difference between SCIENCE and screwing around is just writing it down ✍️)

i would SO love to supervise . the idea of all those cute pets in one place .... 💕💘💓💗💝💗💞💕💖!!!!! im afraid id be too overwhelmed to do much other than sit and stare .. and give out pets of course !!!!! give out pets and treats and kisses to anyone who wants them & id tell everyone how cute and good theyre being... !!! ah . too cute ^_^

now im imagining lying down on the floor and being swarmed by cute puppies lol . well thats a nice thought huh ^_^ thank u for the message dear creature

[ddarker-dreams]

OKAY NOT AN ASK BUT IVE NEVER EVEN WATCHED HXH AND YOUVE SINGLEHANDEDLY MADE ME OBSESSED WITH CHROLLO. I AM BARKING AND MEOWING FOR THIS MAN. like the dialogue is so natural and i can perfectly visualize it in my head. i’ve literally spent all of the last three days reading and rereading your fics like holy balls they’re so good. u are an amazing author thank u for ur service (also as an enby i really appreciate that you write gender neutral readers :D) OKAY THAnK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY

THREE DAYS ... WHEEZES ... omggg thank you for dedicating so much time to reading my chrollo stories!!! especially since you haven't watched/read hxh?? i hope you'll consider giving it a shot at some point 👀 it is my all time favorite anime and i swear by it. chrollo is such an interesting character, if you like his vibe in my fics, you'll enjoy him even more in canon!! he's got this enigmatic thing going on that just draws in your attention. although this could be said for almost the entire cast of characters in hxh... they're all so amazing that it blows my mind.

thank you again!!! and Ah,, i always feel very worried about how i write gender-neutral readers since i’ve seen some discussion around it not always being done the best. i’d honestly really appreciate it if anyone had like. some resources they want to share about how to do it better/some common pitfalls to avoid. i’m able to remain cognizant of avoiding things that’d allude to reader’s body type/race, but when it comes to doing gender-neutral readers well, i’m sure there are some blind spots i’m not aware of... so please hmu if there’s any advice on this floating around out there. i’d greatly appreciate it. 

THANK YOU PRECIOUS ANON 💖💖 this is actually a pretty accurate assessment of chrollo. the guy is chill while simultaneously having no chill, if that makes sense. a paradox of sorts. ice cream would do him some good. 

I’LL START YELLING TOO  !!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH <3

‘slimy yet pretty’ i love this description of chrollo omg. it’s so true. i’m so happy to see you guys enjoying my chrollo you have no idea ... writing for him is such a joy, i’m glad you guys are having fun reading his stories!! i’m not sure how to describe it well, but there’s this different Vibe from dark content stories that take place in modern times. i love writing for genshin, but i use so much modern lingo that i sometimes want to scream when i remember those idioms haven’t been invented yet. it’s okay though. that’s what my hxh writing is for. 

genshin has me looking stuff up like “how do ink and quills work”. y’know. just to make sure i don’t miss any details. 

[nulltune]

if you receive this, you make somebody happy! go on and send this to ten of your followers who makes you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! ♡

THANK UUUUU REN !!!!!!! GOSH I'M HONORED !! listen i really truly do admire you and all the love and passion you have for zar (AND JUST ANY MUSE OF URS TBH??) like it really is inspiring to me! i love 2 see it!! 💖💖 whether it be a lil thought you have abt her or an edit of her, whether ooc or ic i just always enjoy seeing your content on the dash tbh !! 🥺🥺🤧💕 also, i just gotta mention that your edits are -Chef kiss- THEY ARE SO PRETTYYYY i always have to stare respectfully! especially at her beautiful gold eyes too bc ma'am .......... if u need a dog, i'll bark <3

ALSO REN IK YOU'VE BEEN WORKING RLLY HARD SO LIKE 🥺 I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOVED AND APPRECIATED AND I AM HERE FOR U IF U NEED ME!!! wishing you all the best with things, i really hope life gets easier on you (i'll beat up life 4 u tbh smh 👺) and i just wanna remind you to take care of yourself too! I'M SENDING ALL THE GOOD VIBES AND LOVE TO UUU ❤💘💕💝💞💖❣️💓💖💘

[amymbona]

I'm definitely not clever person with such a big brain, but thanks, pookie 😘😘 it's mutual, you're the same and even better

Okay. Let it be 🍏. WE'RE IN THE BRAT ERA LOL!! but honestly i need to tell u more later, baby.. 'cause I'm too secretive, which really pisses me off.

Let's start with the fact that I would give our character somewhere around 32-36, I don't want to make him too mature 🥺

If you want his name to be limited to constant teasing and so-called "nicknames", you might as well name him Edward, which would eventually come down to Eddie. Of my favorite names from those times, I would also single out Albert, Paul and Harry, but William is also not bad, I think.

Oh, your idea about adding music is perfect! As I said before maybe our characters are interrupted by the bustle of the fleet, the anticipation of danger, anxiety and if I had to arrange the shots as a director personally I would do it like this: first the kiss, - she's on her knees , - a short break for the soldiers to talk, discussion of how to prevent the coming, - next, you can only see his butt and a couple of her brown curls, - more commotion, the soldiers scatter, - he lifts his head and slightly opens his mouth, biting his lip. Well, I think u probably understood me and all this in 3-4 minutes from the beginning to the climax.

I'm also thinking now about how he threw the girl out of the room, she's standing in the corridor in just a lilac lace underwear and just at that moment two soldiers run up there, probably best friends, because they look literally like brothers, they're going to the admiral to tell bad, not very pleasant news, but seeing a half-naked girl they stopped for a second, each of them examined every millimeter of her slender body, peering into every mole or scar, the girl became embarrassed and at the same moment the door of our lover opened, he looked at her with irritation and barked something like "are you still here?", and then scolded the soldiers for being attracted to her like hungry dogs to a steak, although if u think about it that's how it was, rarely did a men busy with military affairs see such beauties, and even more so touch them 🥲

Haha, to be honest I think this has all dragged on for too long and I'm being too pushy :(( I hope you're not tired of my chatter, Amy. 💖

I'd like to talk to you in person! And not as an little apple 😄😄🍏🍏

I swear if I don't dream of admiral!josh with a moustache and a cigarette I won't forgive my brain

Okay I'm well rested, let's continue with this thing!!!

Apple, apple, apple you ate once again. The age is totally alright, we can go with that. About the names, now we're working with: Edward, Harry, Paul, Albert and William. Let the audience choose! 😍

He's such a bitch hehehe if I saw him on the big screen in theatres, I'd probably leave incredibly infuriated but horny nonetheless 😔😔😔 I'm imagining there would be tiktok edits of the two with Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood or Closer by Nine Inch Nails in the background. Yum yum yum.

After these events, I'm imagining our poor girl runs into her little dorm room that she shares with other girls - luckily, there's nobody in here - so she just breaks down with tears because she feels very disgusted and used but also disappointed in a sense, cause she thought she could perhaps warm his heart. In the times of war, she hoped for something gentle, perhaps a connection, and even this one would be enough. She's young, her father died few years ago and she's desperately trying to cling onto this man. Even though he's kind of a menace, she gets the feeling that all he needs is to be given a bit of love and he could be a normal human being.

She's kind of conflicted between continuing to be her kind self, attempting to make a connection with him through some mutual interests and normal stuff and turning into a menace herself, being really bitchy and perhaps telling people that she blowed his dick - or rather that he used her to blow his dick (if anyone would even care tho).

We should really make up a name for this AU cause I wanna tag it as something but "made up Josh O'Connor character!au" is a bit too long 😭

I love you apple, you're a genius!

[domjaehyun]

JEWELLLL there is so much i want to share w you omg !!!! first of all hi love i hope you had a good weekend 🥰 !!! secondly i know everyone said it already but i love love love your new mobile theme it’s so pinky and cute 💖💖💖 also YOU SAW 127 THATS AMAZING i hope you had the best time ever !!! i hope i can go someday i wanna see them if they come to the states again :( HOW DID YOU COPE seeing haechan into flesh oh goodness jewel i would have loved to see how crazy you went hehe <3 and of COURSE what would an ask w from me be without a present :) love u !! —🫧

HIIII bubbles 🥹 thank you omg i’m happy you like it :D i had a good weekend :’) I HAD A V GOOD TIME i hope next time i get closer :o LISTEN. i started crying it was a lot to process i love him so much 😭😭😭 and . firstable . bark bark woof woof we know how this goes but secondable . what was the reason…..he’s a whore. thirdable I WANT HIM SO BAD I CANNOT BREATHE . fourthable he needs to drink more water i beg of him 😞 one paper cut and he’s done for !!! and i love you too 🥰

[fortuunes]

I barked at tourm... I'm legally obliged to bark at you as well....... BAKRBAKRBAKRK

UDIGGITYDOG

first impression: wtf cool artist?? don’t do anything stupid aster don’t mess it up

truth is: you are one of the most chaotic people i have ever met (in a good way)

how old do you look: i have no idea. no guess at all. are you even capable of being defined by age

have you made me laugh: so many times... please reference the electrode

have you ever made me mad: no no!

best feature: your piss

have i ever had a crush on you: nope

you’re my: beloved gecko friend