#thank you for the ask! XD this was fun

[slashingdisneypasta]

which Disney villains do you think realistically would make the best romantic partners and which ones would be the worst? In your opinion, I would love to know!

Hmmm in my opinion?? 😅 Okay lemme see XD

I think they all have their pros and cons, of course, and it all really depends on what you're willing to put up with (Your girl trynna make a coat outta puppies? Your man having rage issues? Bugs??) but these are the best (By Disney Villain standards at least! 😅 I don't really think any of these relationships would be truly healthy in real life)- and worst. Or at least my thoughts 😅

Best of the Worst:

Red font is like 'the best of the best of the worst'. Like, the ones that I genuinely think would be pretty okay and are the safest bets.

Alameda Slim- So long as you met him in a typical forum (Maybe in town grocery shopping, or mailing a letter), I feel like he would keep his cattle rustlin' business separate from his married life completely and treat you sweet <3 I don't think he gets angry in his regular life, just when it comes to his Crime Counterpart. Honestly, I don't think he'd ever even tell you about the, uh, hobby.

Captain Hook- He would be constantly struggling between 1. Being a good Husband, and 2. Being a good Pirate. And these things do not really cooperate with each other 😅 But hey at least he's trying!! And by villain standards I think that's pretty good XD

Dr Facilier- You know he would treat his partner with the deepest respect and always be charming. Of course, he's also full of bitterness and an ache for revenge, and messes around with things that should not be messed with, and that can all effect you- but just... just try to stay away from him when he's in Villain Mode 😅

Hades- Its not there anymore but yearsss ago, on Hades' wiki page, it said that he is one of the few Disney Villains who is not clinically insane (Sure, he has serious rage issues- but he's not mad) and that has stuck with me. I think that garners him major points XD

Long John Silver!!!!!- Long John Silver long john Silver l o n g j o h n s i l v e r. Ha 😅 Similar to our shadow man, he is consumed by his own demons (Here they are greed and... mostly greed), but he would do his damn best to treat you well.

Queen Narissa: Okay so we don't know her very well and she DOES seem to be quite manipulative towards Nathanial... But listen she doesn't like him!! I'm sorry 😅☠ I think if she liked you then she would be capable of treating you a lot better.

Rourke: Sure, he's got a divorce against his name already- but next to huge misogynists, psychopaths and power-obsessed lunatics I think its a strike that can be overlooked 😅 Rourke is a villain who's villainy would be totally separate from his relationship. He may a bit distant sometimes but other then that he's just a regular hot old dude, to you. Unless you go on trips with him.

Shan Yu: I- I- I dunno why I have it in my head that Shan Yu would be such a good partner but I just do *hides*

Shere Khan: Another one who's able to keep his villainy/prejudices separate from his husband time ^^ <3 <3 Also takes your safety very very seriously.

Stabington Brothers: Like Hades I don't think they're crazy... just greedy (And maybe a lil economically struggling, which I get).

Worst of the Worst:

Here the red ones are the worst of the worst of the worst XD

Clayton: /:/: This one, I just... I mean, could YOU live him constantly talking himself up, and re-telling you stories of his conquests, and rarely listening to you?? Cuz that's what I envision when I see marrying Clayton. Also, you know, he's a bit smug & misogynistic.

Gaston: ... I don't really have to explain myself, do I? I for one do not wanna spend my evenings rubbing his stinky feet, that's for sure.

Frollo: 😑.

Jafar: Tell me this man wouldn't hypnotise you to get his way.

Mother Gothel: She would be so emotionally abusive and so manipulative. 0/10, do NOT reccomend-

Oogie Boogie: He would just be so physically and socially draining!! He is very high energy. You would need to be sporty and an extrovert to have a chance.

Percival C McLeach: Okay so this mainly because, as far as we know, McLeach has not been exposed to other people in a long while and he doesn't know how to treat them well (Nor does he seem to care). So being with him would mean some work, and I don't recommend being someone's bob the builder. Sure, Jane did it, but Percy is not Tarzan 😅

Queen of Hearts: Where Hades has a problem with anger but is sane... Red here has a problem with ager AND is insane. And that does not bode well...

Scar: Scar is one of the least stable in our line up... so as much as I like him, I do not like his chances at being a good husband.

Sykes:

Toon Patrol: It is in each of their names. They literally come with built in warning signs!! Greasy, Psycho, Smartass, Stupid, Wheezy. Some are definitely worse than others... but I wouldn't risk it with any of them 😅 (*cough* or maybe i would. what don't look at me)

Turbo / King Candy: If you marry him before King Candy then you're gonna lose the man you fell for, and if you fall for him afterwards then you're gonna eventually find out that he's a lie. Either way, seems ultimately unpleasant.

Some of them probably slipped my mind but these are my thoughts right now ^^ Let me know your own thoughts!

[ariadne-mouse]

silly drawing prompt, if you like: polymorphed caleb with the zoomies

POV: you're having a quiet evening with your partner

[wren-of-the-woods]

Hello! Thank you so much for what you do- could I please have some recs for geraskier fics where geralt is the one pining harder?

Here you go!! I wasn't sure how to categorize who was pining harder in all of these (since our boys are masters of longing lol) but these are all stories where Geralt loves Jaskier very much, and I highly enjoyed them all!

~

favorite by @asweetprologue (Rated G, 5.8k)

Jaskier gets Geralt a gift, and it makes Geralt realize he doesn't know enough about what Jaskier likes. He forms a plan to figure it out.

i’ll kiss you slow by @paintedcrayons (Rated T, 4.9k)

Geralt is not being creepy. He’s not. He’s just looking out for his friend (with a questionable choices in lovers). Lately, Geralt has started to notice the way people treat Jaskier’s affection like a means to an end. They kiss him only to move to the next step, dance with him as pretense to get him into their beds. He would like nothing more than to kiss Jaskier for the sake of it. (He does.)

time and time again by @samstree (Rated G, 5.2k)

Marriage proposals, through the years.

The Best Laid Plans by @dhwty-writes (Rated T, 5.5k)

Geralt is in love with Jaskier. In order to finally get him to admit his feelings, he devises a ten step plan with Lambert, Eskel and Vesemir.

A Friend in the Wild by @samstree (Rated G, 1.6k)

In which Geralt acquires a tiny friend who wouldn't stop following him.

Weak and Wanting by @sociallyawkward--fics (Rated T, 36k)

Geralt had thought that inviting Jaskier to Kaer Morhen after all these years would be a good thing. What he didn't plan on was his brothers deciding to have a little fun with their situation. Lambert and Eskel really needed to stop meddling in things they didn't understand, especially when it came to his bard.

Tell It With Your Heart by @bambirex (Rated G, 2.5k)

While Jaskier always says what's on his mind, Geralt works a little differently. That doesn't mean he cannot tell Jaskier how he feels - he just does that without words.

Repeat After Me by @onwardorange (Rated G, 7.3k)

All it takes is (nearly) three years, two meddlesome brothers, and one exasperated sorceress to get Geralt to admit his feelings for Jaskier.

Love Me Better, Send A Letter by @rebrandedbard (Rated T, 12.5k)

Geralt and Julian have been exchanging letters since participating in an inter-school pen pal program in high school, and Geralt has been pining away for Julian for over a decade since meeting by chance one faithful day in Posada. Between work and Ciri, he hasn't had much time for travelling, but he and Julian still exchange their letters faithfully. Finally, Julian's equally busy life coincides with Geralt's long enough for a short visit, and Geralt has the chance to finally introduce Ciri to the man she knows only on paper. Things would be perfect ... if Julian's visit didn't fall within the week of the concert of Ciri's favorite musician, Jaskier.

Music is no solution by @thecrownprincessbride (Rated T, 4.3k)

Jaskier has self-doubts, and Geralt is there for him.

A Careless Omission by @samstree (Rated T, 5.4k)

Jaskier reveals he has a type. Geralt behaves strangely.

Highway Angel (To the Dark I Said Pour and Forgot to Say When) by @fangirleaconmigo T, 2.8k

Geralt is a long haul truck driver. With long stretches on the road away from his family, and with no one to keep him company but his loyal dog Roach, he has to brave most of his life completely alone. Then one day, just as he is passing the city of Oxenfurt, he turns on the radio and hears a voice.

zero for ten by @yaelathewordsmith (Rated T, 10.4k)

The blue-eyed boy on the school's cricket team seems determined to bowl Geralt out. The worst part is, he isn't even fucking trying. * Or, the ten times Jaskier held Geralt's heart in his hands without knowing, and how Geralt grew to want him to keep it.

~

(You can find my other reclists here!)

[muppenthings]

Aliens ✨️

I'm not certain why but that was my first thought when seeing the post asking for art ideas, I have no specific intention, just a one word prompt trying to give you entirely free ideas...I love your art so much

So I got an idea and ran with it.

These little ones are called "Space fairies". They get everything they need directly from solar energy, so they don't need to eat or breathe. I ended up developing them quite a bit but I'll not rant here. xD

[lost-gamer-archives]

For the faces meme, F8 with Jerry??! 😊

Full body under the cut bc why not ^^

[cuubism]

Okay, since it’s not explicitly prohibited to send several asks for the wip game, I’m gonna be adventurous! What about the new king Dream knight Hob fic you mentioned? (Yes, I’m a sucker for king x knight dynamics, sue me🥲)

i too am weak for any king x knight dynamic, go crazy for that shit whenever i encounter it 😂 the premise of the new one (for which i wrote like 4k in 2 days but haven't finished yet) is that Dream is a beautiful prince who swore he would never have an arranged, political marriage, he would only marry for love, and Hob is his devoted knight who's been pining for him for... literally forever, but was always like "a prince would never marry someone who's not another royal 😢 it's fine though it's literally fine I'll just devote my life to him it's fine"

and it was basically fine like that until their kingdom got attacked, they didn't have the forces to defend themselves, none of their supposed allies saw sufficient incentive to help them, so Dream was like "fine you guys are always trying to rope me into some political marriage or other already, how about this time if someone steps up and supplies forces to stop this country getting burned to the ground then i'll agree to marry you (or your son, daughter, etc etc)"

(this is all just the most contrived scenario you can possibly imagine created solely for the purposes of drama and pining XD does it make logical sense? probably not, but it doesn't have to)

their allies are all shitty people apparently because they're like "helping to prevent thousands of civilians from dying? pass. helping to get to marry a beautiful prince? SMASH!"

meanwhile hob

so of course Hob, always a rational actor as we know, is like "I'll just have to figure out how to come up with enough forces so that Dream marries ME instead"

[zoomimal]

In your opinion what are the most important areas F1 needs to work on to be more inclusive to omega drivers? ~ Luci

Ah a very serious matter, and one I am passionate about.

First off, I believe stewards and FiA officials should receive training in reading omega body language and how to properly accommodate non-disruptive behaviors. Currently the only training they receive of this sort is for conflict de-escalation between alphas (and the fact that alpha ‘accommodations’ are focused almost solely on their potential for aggression is a whole other rant I could go on but will not here). Better awareness of omega non-verbal cues is badly needed, and we got yet another clear demonstration of this after quali in Jeddah. As you yourself said, it was incredibly distressing to witness Charles being dragged away from Max like that, and all for what? To make sure the schedule was adhered to? To keep up the laughable facade that Max and Charles aren’t bonded just because they haven’t spelled it out on instagram yet? Charles was clearly so upset by it, and Max was visibly distressed about it too! Yet the official seemed to have no concept at all of what he was doing beyond ‘come on silly omega, you’re holding things up and need to be elsewhere’.

This actually brings me to my next point - the blanket ban on publicly visible scenting in the paddock is atrocious, explicitly anti-omega, and should be done away with.

As we all know, scenting, especially casual light scenting, is such an integral part of omega social interaction, hormonal/instinct regulation, and emotional well-being. (It is of course important for alphas too, but again, that’s another discussion). Using this latest incident with Charles as an example again, both he and his bonded mate had just performed incredibly well in front of thousands of people, of *course* he would be keyed up and his instincts would be screaming at him to reenforce their bond after that. Just a light scenting to calm his instincts and Charles would have been settled and ready to move on to the next thing, but because of the ban he couldn’t do that and instead had to resort to more extended proximity and eye-contact to settle himself enough to comfortably leave Max’s side (which then of course also got interrupted because anti-omega bias is systemic in F1 just like it is in many other settings)

Yes I do acknowledge that there have been instances in the past of scenting being arguably taken too far for a professional setting, but anything that crossed the line could be covered just fine under the injunctions against disruptive behaviors. Even in countries with strict ‘decency laws’ the FiA could, if they cared to, easily provide a space for omega drivers to step aside for a moment to quickly and discreetly scent with a mate or pack member as needed. (And before the ‘Alpha Rights’ crowd starts whingeing about this being somehow unfair - yes of course this should be available for alphas to use as well if they want to!)

I have even more thoughts (like how the restrictions on nesting in drivers rooms in the name of ‘professionalism and preventing unfair advantage’ are both infuriating and archaic), but this answer is already fairly long so I’ll leave it off here for now.

( @charles-leclerc-official I finally finished answering your ask! XD)

[chillbean-427]

Hey I hope you’re doing well and eating and all that ^_^

When you have the time, do you think you could draw Ryder? 👉👈

Here’s a reference in case you do want to draw him /nf

Hey Stanley! I’m so sorry, Tumblr didn’t notify me of this ask and I didn’t see it until I randomly opened the app. Gotta love the app sometimes 😅

Anyways, here’s Ryder!! I had so much fun drawing him and I really wanted to do him justice so I hope you like it!! 🩷

I looked through your blog to see what I could add to the drawing and Little Piggy was such a cute thing to add, I love it 🥺🥺

[cursedfortune]

The sorcerer hasn't so much as twitched a muscle, but an overwhelming force grips her arm; the next instant it twists with crushing force, wringing the entire limb like a wet towel. Bone was reduces to dust, skin popping and gushing pressurized blood, leaving little more than bloody pulp and loose skin hanging from her shoulder.

He wanted to see her regenerative capabilities up close this time :)

@limitlessscion - teehee

"Oh." It was the only thing that left her lips as she felt the unseen force grip her arm and twist. The motion dislodged her shoulder from the joint in an instant; her body may be a little more durable than a human's but it could not brush off such a force. It bowed, it broke and it succumbed to the will of the blindfolded sorcerer.

The sensation was a strange one. How many times has she been crushed, ripped, shattered, destroyed? Centuries after centuries - until a thousand years passed, and then another. The madness that pain brought she knew well, her body had grown so desensitized to many of the commons injuries one could face. To the point she missed pain sometimes.

To the point she could feel a little thrill at the way her flesh tore, tissue and sinew snapping like a ribbon pulled too taught. Ashen lips parted as she inhaled sharply because she felt that. It was different than having hands upon her, gripping her themselves. Her entire arm was crushed inwardly and yet he hadn't moved in the slightest. Like a star imploding and leaving no trace of itself - her bones condensed and broke beyond anything she had ever felt before. A new experience! A painful experience.

Her jaw clenched suddenly as the limb was destroyed in an instant. It was fast, so fast, to the point others may have not noticed... every single little detail of how her arm was obliterated off her shoulder.

Immediately she stumbled by the sudden loss and force of it, her other hand grabbing at the empty space by mistake before taking hold of the injured shoulder. Pain was evident in the crease of her brow and yet her lips curved into a haunting smile. Fascinating. Incredible. Amusing. That old friend she could feel was flickering in the back of her mind. Madness brought forth by pain. How long had it been since someone hurt her?

The cruel joke here was her body had already begun regenerating even as he was crushing and tearing the limb off. Part of what made it so agonizing sometimes was the fact her regeneration spell was constantly at work. Replacing dying cells, keeping every single about her in its finest condition. Muscles, bone, tissue, flesh-- it had been trying to repair what he was breaking the entire time.

The witch's hum of a chuckle followed the softening of her gaze, the pain fading as her spell repaired the damage done. Bone grew, veins and muscle danced down her limb as it reforged itself. She assumed he'd wish to witness this in real time and without her will accelerating the healing, so she let her spell simply heal her in its default time. A minute at most for an arm. Against most opponents, it wasn't an issue. She supposed, if he was her opponent it likely would have been.

"Are you satisfied with your little experiment, lovely? Or would you prefer to indulge further in your curiosities?" Mortem inquired as her whimsy returned as though it had never left as she examined her regeneration process.

[iobsesswaytoomuch]

POV: you just caught them burying a body on counselor prank week.

Characters involved belong to: @olliethescribe (cabin 16), @irequirealobotomy (cabin 2), and me (cabin 4)

Cabin 5, 16, 2, and 4!

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

[keepswingin]

Challenge time!! Write a stand alone scene with 143 words. 😉 (I personally would prefer Minsung or Felix but you can choose whatever you want 😂)

"You're not supposed to die."

Minho huffs. The blanket he's bundled in feels stiff and heavy around his body, anchoring him to a floor that's long fallen out from beneath him. He looks up at his other half, and feels his chest twist.

"Everyone dies eventually," Minho throws back, words snapping against the bitter silence that's settled around them. Jisung's nose is red. The skin around his fingers is brittle and torn as he reaches out, months old callouses scattered across his knuckles.

The blanket shifts slightly as he finds one of Minho's hands, freezing fingers slipping against his warm palm. He should be cold like Jisung, but he isn't, fever burning him from the inside out.

"Not you," Jisung whispers, heartbroken. "Not like this."

Minho doesn't know what else to say.

There's nothing left to say, when he's never felt more alive.

[ratstuckinamarble]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO THE RAT!

THE RAT!!!!

Aww Dauntless, goodness T-T This is so sweet, you should have seen my massive smile XD Thank you so so much for this oh so lovely portrait of me hehe. The Rat is looking marbelous~

Well, it was probably the happiest birthday of my life (rivaling the one where I got my cat), so your happy birthday wishes turned out quite true. And this makes it even better. Thank you <3

[saph-y]

What would your Tarnished characters be like in the world of Nomades?

Okay that is a VERY good ask and I spent wayyy too much time thinking about it ♥ So, hum. This is going to be long, brace yourselves ! (or move along I guess :p)

(For reminder "Nomades" is our original post-apo univers with @selkys)

My first Tarnished is basically a traveller on a horse who wants to help his friends (in ER that goes bad every time xD) so in our universe I think he'd be perfectly happy as a simple Nomad actually. They explore, install radio relays where they can to connect cities and communities and act as carriers between them - it's an organisation with a strong sense of community and bonds. It would be perfect for him !

I could see him on a bike to replace Torrent xD also my favorite ashes at the beggining of ER was the trio of wolves sooo... maybe he'd handle cerbères ? They're big dogs that guard the convoys and can sense contamination. (contamination from what ? i'm getting there !) Oh and the funny thing is that he was actually designed as a little joke to be a "parallel universe brother" of two existing characters in Nomades, Gaspard and Fergus - both tall, scottish, redheads. Gaspard owns a pub and Fergus is the equivalent of a travelling bard, his (annoying or catchy depending on the people you ask) thunes very well known over the collective nomad radio...

Now they could be reunited ! xD So much ginger guys.

As for Augustine, it is veeery clear to me that he would be a doctor specialized in studying the Akhos. What is Akhos ? Well that is why I talked about contamination above : it's a contagious affliction that make organisms aggresively adapt to their environnement - among other things. But it basically mean mutations - evolution, if you could say. And you know what else evolve ? Pokemon ! And you know on who I based my second tarsnished on ? Pokemon professor Augustine Sycamore who happens to be a specialist in evolution. IT ALL MAKES SENSE !!!

The canon character being famously clumsy + my own ER version always covered in blood - and blood being the main transmission factor of Akhos, that may lead to... problems. How is he not contaminated ?

...Or maybe he is ?

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

omg how does your shattered's design look !!?? have you posted her before??? ^_^

i did! kinda sorta hhh the design is not that complicated but it never stays consistent so I never made a ref (I also never found the time or energy xd) but I have a doodle of what she should look like!

the brown in her color palette is leather so it's all shiny and darker once you shade it >:Dc

[allyheart707]

segnaro

yllA toN-

Ho raed- rehtona eno? Ho oooooooooon!

I was literally typing out to my discord server that I thought it was @fxliciq-a AS I got this ask XD

Haha >:D

[fluffypichu876]

Any games on your 'I have Not A Single Doubt that I'd love this game, however I just haven't gotten to playing it yet' list?

Oh yes, way too many in fact! My backlog is huge and at this rate it will probably stay that way for a while xD

One game that I'm 99% confident that I will love is Shin Megami Tensei III. It's a turn-based JRPG, leans on the more strategic challenging side, is basically Pokémon but with demons, and has a Dante cameo? It must have been created for me or something xD

Then there's Bloodborne, who just won't come to PC and that is the single reason I haven't played this dang thing at least 3 times by now honestly.

Tears of the Kingdom is the direct sequel to one of my favorite games ever, so it's pretty much guaranteed that I will enjoy it. Better get ready for another 170 hours that will pass unnoticed... xD

These are only three out of like, 40 games in my backlog? But they are the ones that I have the most confidence that I would love very very much.