#thanks for da ask

[ntherebeldrone]

"Is there enough oxygen in the air for humans to survive?"

-Researcher James

i dunno, i can't tell. i dont breathe :D

[roger-d0dger]

Fake-claimed for what?! We kinda all know that Roger from the 1940's isn't running this blog, no offense.

Wait, people were probably pretending that they were your therapist and could see inside your head to see what you have. Fools. Sorry.

Yeah basically people were saying I was faking being a system for attention n all and I really don’t think I should have to dox myself to be believed. It’s alright though, I’m just here to post art whether or not people believe I am an alter or that I have aspd!

[sad-gay-cowboy]

First scene that pops into my mind immediately is Herbert eating the little Debbie cakes. It’s such a hilarious visual, I’m obsessed

Ashdhsjdjjdjhjh I’m glad, it was written at like 3 in the morning (like most of the fic lol) and I’m glad people liked it.

That bit is actually because me and my friend keep quoting this meme (I forget who made it) and like, it’s never left my brain.

[minalots]

so about that book…

[mischefous]

There’s this fic series I read and can’t remember the name of but in the first one I think Warriors passes out because of pain from an old injury and Time catches him and he can’t figure out what’s wrong with him, maybe u could draw something like that for ur whump art request?

first request LETS GOOOOOO! thank you Anon!

hmm, I've read a lot but this one doesn't ring a bell

but I tried to do your description justice! hope you enjoy! i apologize if i completely missed the mark on this one XD

one with the words and without hehe

EDIT! @articuno13 found the fic series this Anon was talking about!!! GO GIB IT HEEEEEAAPS OF LOVE!

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Nights Spent In; Azul Ashengrotto

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, established relationship

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; This is for one of my first mutuals @azulashengrottospiano! I hope you enjoy this, and some domestic Azul! [and I'm keeping a screenshot of your ask ^v^]

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

Safe to say your social battery was pretty much at zero. You had fun, yes, but all you wanted to do was stay at home in some ridiculously comfortable pyjamas, eat leftovers from lunch, cuddle a bit, and maybe look through the storage container labelled Games! :D since there could be some hidden gems in there. And right now you were cuddled up under a super chunky knit blanket, snug as a bug in a rug.

You were content just putting the leftovers from lunch in the microwave, but Azul had insisted that he made the both of you dinner. You didn’t mind, since you had a nice view of him working away in the kitchen, muttering the recipe of tonight’s dinner to himself. He was even wearing the frilly apron and kitschy oven mitts.

What a dork. I love him so much. You giggled to yourself, watching Azul go about the kitchen, off in his own little world. 

Sighing, you got up — the blanket draped over your shoulders so you were still in your nice blanket burrito — and shuffled over to the Games! :D container, seeing if there was anything interesting that Azul wouldn’t just automatically win. You loved him, but if he made you go bankrupt again in this world’s version of Monopoly one more time you swore that you weren’t going to give him any kisses. You may love him, but he was not a humble winner. 

So any strategy games were completely out the window, luck based games were more on your side… hopefully luck just decided to favour you tonight. At least you had a cute chef at the least.

Hmm? What’s this? Blowing off the dust you pulled out an old edition of Snakes and Ladders. It relied only on luck, so it was perfect!

“Hey, sweetie,” you called to the kitchen.

Azul was just placing your dinner in the oven, it would take about thirty minutes to bake, so he had time to spare… and for you? He could spare all the time in the world for you. “What is it, darling?”

You held up the game under your chin and gave him your biggest smile. “Wanna play?” You waggled eyebrows for some added flair, and it made Azul chuckle.

“Fine, one round, but I won’t go easy on you,” he said, sitting down at the coffee table. He eyed the game, and squinted his eyes at the dice. A luck-based game? Playing your cards right I see.

“You never do,” you shot him a wink and rolled the dice. You moved your piece forward, not hitting any ladders.

Azul rolled his eyes, but took his turn, overtaking you by two spaces, also not hitting any ladders. “Would you rather that I did?” He looked up at you through his lashes, a small smug smile on his face. 

You hummed as you took your turn, getting a ladder and going up a row. “No, it’s more fun like this, plus you’re extra cute when you get fired up.”

Azul pushed up his glasses, trying to ignore the warmth that had seeped into his cheeks. “Flattery won’t help you, my dear, when I win.”

“We’ll see about that.~”

The rest of the game was spent in silence, the occasional tch escaping when either of you hit a snake, but the game was neck in neck. You had to roll a perfect six to win, and Azul a four, and it was his turn. The both of you had your fingers crossed.

He rolled a two, the exact number that he didn’t want. He moved his piece forward and gritted his teeth as he moved it down two rows. He sighed, handing over the die. He knew that he had most likely lost this game.

You gently took it, and rolled a six. You had won. “Looks like luck was on my side tonight,” you grinned.

Azul grumbled, but he couldn’t stay mad at you. “Would you like a prize for that?” It was part sarcasm, but also part genuine question.

You placed a kiss on his cheek. “Just spending time with you is a prize in its own right… but I won’t say no to your cooking either!”

It wasn’t really a prize, as you were already getting his cooking for dinner, but it nonetheless made Azul feel soft and warm. The two of you really should spend more nights in if they were going to be like this.

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Tags: @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @inkybloom-luv, @identity-theft-101, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

[clownsuu]

Um... uh.. *gives you this, blushes and runs away awkwardly*

I ALMOST MISSED THIS AAUSGDHDJDB

[lesbiandardevil]

Ik you're not a dc guy but could you please draw Fire and Ice from DC? Their ship name is Beatora if that helps.

jokes on you ive actually read fire & ice welcome to smallville .. i love them <3 ive been meaning to draw them since but i forgot so ! perfect excuse !

(also my hobby is stealing tamra bonvillain's colors every time she works on something)

[cadaverkeys]

HOLY SHIT. THANK U SO MUCH TO THE ANONYMOUS PERSON WHO PUT MY TOP SURGERY FUND OVER THE 5K MARK. OMG OMG OMG. YOURE AN ANGEL GAH

[rochenn]

hallo guten abend moin servus. i questioned the culture and went to the source and asked why the Glühwein is so sweet this year. the bavarians are spiking theirs with ananassaft. because ananassaft improves the taste of-

servus zusammen dear bavarians of tumblr, do you guys suck each other through your lederhosen on christmas markets? be honest xoxo

[ntherebeldrone]

Hello 👋☺️

oh hello there :D

[moonsugar-and-spice]

Zhao, smirking smugly: "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of!"

Lu Da, ringed fingers raised: "But you have heard of me!"

Took way too long to get to it, but I couldn't not draw this.

[sad-gay-cowboy]

🤔🫘✍️

🤔are there any new characters I want to write about

Not especially, I mean I'm writing most of who I'd want to write currently, maybe more Crawford and Katherine, more character study fics.

🫘 Spill the Beans, what's a new project you're doing this year

I am working on a 1920's noir reanimator au, I just gotta actually start it lol

✍️Which stats matter most to you

Honestly any feedback is good. Always good to see a kudos, but comments are my bread and butter. And seeing the hits really gives me seritonin (also, shout out to my Life After Death Fic that's almost at 300 hits)

[drawbauchery]

[u3pxx]

anyway heres my bad omens sillies contribution

NO FREAKIGN WAYYYYYYYY

[allyheart707]

TIS FINISHED

AFTER 42 MINUTES

It is..complete.

HAHA!! CROSSOVER W/ UR AND MY LEO >:)

OH MY GOSH TUMBLR DIDN'T NOTIFY ME OF THIS-

HOW COULD IT?!?!?!?