#that is canon

[mischievovstar]

interviewer: and what would you tell James if he was listening?

Sirius: that we love you, and we miss you, and we are looking for you. and Lucinda from herbology is pregnant.

Remus: oh my god yes i mean she says she's not pregnant but it's obvious she is

[minotaurmutual]

I literally cannot stop thinking about hannibal seriously GENUINELY trying to find a way to rewind time just so he and will could be together. like that is INSANE to me. somehow more so than the murder cannibalism and mutilation going on all around and general unwellness of everyone involved

[autism-crime]

I was reading a Vashwood fic and nothing could have prepared me for Wolfwood calling a quickie a “rail’n’bail”

[myheadsgonenumb]

Inferno

‘Burn baby burn, disco Inferno, Burn baby burn…’  

The music poured out of the muggle nightclub, along with drunken revellers - giggling girls teetering in too high heels and boys made boisterous by beer. The neon lights flashed in the dark, and cast coloured puddles on the ground … which made Remus’s head spin (for - though it would damage his reputation as the well behaved one, if people knew - he was a drunken reveller too). 

James was getting married next week and the four of them were out on his stag do. They had been kicked out of The Leaky Cauldron because it turned out there was a “no stag” policy (which had never been mentioned before) and so now they were raucously careening through the streets of muggle London. Prongs had some fairy lights wrapped around his antlers and a traffic cone on his head. 

‘This one - let’s go in here,’ Sirius slurred, pointing at the club. A quick confundus charm later and they had got the stag through the door and onto the dance floor, where people screamed and laughed and pointed at the sight of James.

‘Burn baby burn…’ 

Somehow (and Remus was too drunk to be sure how) Sirius and Remus ended up separated from the others. They could just catch a glimpse of sparkling antlers swaying in time to the beat, but could not get through the crowds to reach them… and so they sank, laughing, into a booth.

‘You know,’ Remus found himself saying (and he couldn’t work out how to make himself stop) ‘I always thought you were really good looking.’  

‘I know.’ 

Remus blinked. ‘Wha- what d’ you mean “you know”?’

‘I know you think I’m really good looking. Do you wanna know a secret?’

‘What?’

‘I think you’re really good looking too…’

And then Remus was too drunk to be sure if it really happened … but he thought Sirius leaned forward and gave him a swift kiss on the lips.

‘Disco inferno, burn baby burn…’ 

Word Count: 334

@wolfstarmicrofic

[hope-i-dont-choke]

What I really love about Tommys contribution to the storyline is that the writers are spelling it out for us; Tommy’s awesome everyone thinks so, he’s so cool and they all really like him, he is that guy, BUT, Eddie is still clearly the first thing on Bucks mind and he will stay standing in between the two of them as Buck explores himself

“You’re not thinking about jumping ship?”

No. No I’m not

[coockie8]

when you say ed has body image issues what do you mean by that???

I mean that I headcanon that Ed doesn't think very highly of himself physically; like he feels like he's not much to look at.

He knows he's smart, strong, and he's a great Alchemist, but he feels like that's pretty much where his desirable qualities end. He hates pretty much everything about his body; his height, his stumps, his country-boy teeth, (the fact he looks so much like his dad), but bottles it up because he feels like he should be grateful to have any body at all when Alphonse doesn't.

This comes out a bit in my writing, mostly in To Hell and Back for obvious reasons, but it's been cropping up in other fics that are still WIPs lately as well. I don't even really have any canon evidence for it, it's just a vibe I get lol Plus the fact Ed blames himself for Al being stuck in the armour and hates himself is practically, if not literally, canon.

[ink-the-squid-gremlin]

Enmu is 100% a goth inspired villain. You can’t convince me otherwise.

- The goth she/they squid that runs this hellhole account

[shokuto]

Miles Morales has hidden secrets from three women in his life—Barbara Rodriguez, Tiana Toomes, and Kamala Khan—but only the latter could successfully draw the truth out of him on her own and in this essay I will—

[elithemiar-blog]

I'm browsing both marvelxdp and dpxdc tags. Has anyone used the nanobots in Jazz's blood to create a crossover, particularly with Marvel?

Danny and Jazz, or just Jazz goes to Tony, and asks him to remove the nanobots in her blood.

[therealtroyotto]

I am gods sleepiest insomniac

[metacrisisdoctor]

when meta about ten's character arc doesn't mention rose at all

[samisadeangirl]

I've seen that interview of Jensen about Peter Fonda and Soldier Boy. I think hellers took the whole "Peter Fonda has his thumb up my ass" Literally. Jensen was obviously saying that Peter was being annoying to Soldier Boy because he was fucking some playboy bunny and not doing what he should be doing. "Thumb up my ass" is a common idiom. Peter was annoying Soldier Boy, not having his thumb up his ass Literally.

Hi there Anon,

I totally agree! I too think the "thumb up my ass" line was intended as a figure of speech, that it meant Fonda was ragging on Soldier Boy because he was fucking around with a girl (literally) instead of doing whatever he was supposed to be there for, like a photo shoot, movie scene, etc.

I was simply pointing out in my reblogs that even if (big IF) that line was literal, it still doesn't mean what the Hellers want it to. Even if Fonda actually stuck his thumb in SB's ass, we don't know that SB liked it. Even if SB did like it, that doesn't prove he's queer since plenty of straight guys enjoy anal play.

Most importantly, even if SB turns out to be queer, that has fuck-all to do with anything related to SPN, period--this is a completely different character on a completely different show on a completely different network. It has absolutely nothing to do with Dean's sexuality, which is based solely on that character's onscreen words and actions (i.e. that he only had sexual/romantic interactions with women and repeatedly stated his lack of interest in men). It also has absolutely nothing to do with Jensen's opinions on either bi!Dean or Destiew, which he clearly stated multiple times he didn't support because that's not how he portrayed Dean.

Insisting that Soldier Boy being queer (big IF there) must totes mean that Dean was queer too and/or Jensen was supportive of it (but was stopped by the ebil hOmOpHoBiC CW) is about as delusionally stupid as insisting that Tom Hanks playing a gay man in Philadelphia meant that his character in Castaway was gay too and/or Tom wanted him to be. Not to mention it completely ignores the fact that Jensen already played a bisexual character back in 2001 for the TV movie Blonde, so he never had an issue with portraying queer characters to begin with.

Bottom line when it comes to the Hellers:

[only-vibe-times-here]

My 4 am just consists of me seeing that Sans is Tumblr’s sexyman like what the fuck he’s a skeleton who makes one bad joke and kills you immediately seriously people why just why

[wixterirox]

I’ve said is before but Tommy attends Balls University in Indiana

[battletrio]

every sinday we celebrate the queen of this blog:

John: THAT’S MY MOST AMAZING AWESOME WIFE!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao