#that shit anyway

[pilmyeol]

Use magz ask as excuse gush n scream whatever are think of

frankenstein and raizels relationship is so weird bc theyre absolutely two old men with a gay thing going on but also one of the old men is a high schooler and the other one is the principal.

“why is an old man a high schooler” idk maybe high school is fun if youre thousands of years old. maybe its only fun if the guy who runs the place has devoted his entire life to making you happy and engraved “i am the captain of my fate i am the master of my soul” right next to the entrance gate even though the literal master of his soul is you and also he saved you a seat by the window even though youd been missing for over 800 years. maybe the mind reading helps.

damn now im thinking about how at the beginning frankenstein and raizels dynamic is set up pretty clearly as “an ancient and powerful being and his most loyal servant” and you dont question that bc loyal servants are something that ancient and powerful beings have but then you find out that the way this happened was that frankenstein broke into his house and pretended to be his butler in order to avoid some guys chasing him (for crimes that he absolutely committed but were probably too funny to deserve punishment) and then just. never stopped… and then in ten years he was like yeah my life belongs to him forever i think <3 LIKE DUDE? hes insane. and raizel enjoys it bc he loves insane people.

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[sadclowncentral]

we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today

some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels unto this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.

so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.

here is what he saw through the binoculars:

the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted others to steer clear.

however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that

"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"

[iscariotapologist]

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[a1sart]

if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

[maxthesillyy]

[stiffyck]

Good luck during pride month to all the aroaces who are gonna be blasted with "love is love" everywhere

Edit:

This post includes aplatonic people, loveless aros and any other people who fall anywhere on the aro and ace spectrum.

Stop saying "but theres platonic love and familial love-"

[cymk8]

her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

[adyophene]

I couldn't get the idea of Alastor holding Husk like that one ferret gif during his lament in the finale out of my head.

[notherpuppet]

Sketchy sketchy outfit swap

[femmeidiot]

actually you know what I'm just gonna say it I think a lot of y'all view most amab non-binary people as just men but have no problem respecting the non-binary identity of afab non-binary people and you should really critically analyze that tendency actually

[iamfabiloz]

what happens in the honda odyssey stays in the honda odyssey