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scandalousscarlet83 · 2 years

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How to ruin a romantic relationship in three easy steps!

1. Meet the love of your life

2. Tell him you're a fetish model and have an Onlyfans

3. He'll never speak to you again

#me mine #me #me txt #me text #please don't tell me if he were the love of my life he'd be cool with it #I know #If he were my soulmate it wouldn't be a deal breaker #last night he said it wasn't but that's obviously a lie #I really thought he was the one #haha 🤡#last night he said it didn't change his feelings for me #that was obviously a lie

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continent-of-wild-endeavor · 1 year

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Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:

If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -

No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.

You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.

#obviously it is morally correct to lie on job applications/at interviews #level that playing field any way you can #employment #labor #job interview tips

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mythicalcoolkid · 2 months

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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

#m/cc #mine #I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges #and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like #a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with #there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example #or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone #*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have #I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side #for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others #for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me #and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public #and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist #that's why there's so much awareness happening for it #but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people

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unbothered · 1 year

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Haters and also lawyers warned us to stop selling spontaneously combusting dumpster fires. We will not stand down.

#obviously this is a lie #they would only combust if you tried very hard to set it on fire and used some sort of accelerating agent #probably

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giotanner · 3 months

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Panels from my last tiktok on Jason Todd and Dick Grayson (special guess: loyal friend Roy Harper)

Support my tiktok with feedback here please!

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rcbertleckie · 5 months

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noticing the days hurrying by when you're in love, my how they fly — for @pirateaangel

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sysig · 8 months

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Blind side (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Gaster #Sans closing his good eye every once in a while and keeping his blind eye open - obviously he does so in-game as well so it's a style-match #It's just interesting in the context of him being textually-confirmed blind in Handplates hehe #There's a level of vulnerability there! Not more than closing both eyes around someone - and potentially also distrust!#''I'm baring myself blind right now but /you/ don't need to know that'' - it suits him ♪#Especially when he does it around Papyrus! Because obviously Papyrus knows about his partial blindness #But when he's trying to be duplicitous - the way he looks at him sidelong with his blind eye when he's trying to lie unsuccessfully ugh <3 #And again-again it being about how much he trusts Papyrus! That he can be a little lazy or spacey and Papyrus will help him!#Also something about his entire right side being impaired - pawing around with his plated hand for something he can't see on that side #The dynamics! Internal and external! Very good like them lots #And then there's Gaster lol ♪ Throw him into the mix I'm sure it won't make a mess at all haha #I guess he's visiting? Just spacing out - he and Sans have a lot on their minds - separately haha #I do love how Sans pushes Gaster to be kind to Papyrus - very deservedly! He wants Papyrus to be happy of course #And he's obviously still angry with Gaster a lot but how might that present itself when Papyrus is Papyrus at Gaster hehe #Even just in that small jokey way of ''you tryin' to step on my turf?'' hehehe #Especially since the comparison wouldn't even come up if he had two functioning eyes hm?? Right Gaster???? Lol #Speaking of that scene and Sans' partial blindness tho ughhughuhg <3 <3 The fact that Sans stands with Gaster to his blind side #It's the vulnerability/distaste/confidence of it all! He's grown up so much it's all right there in how he holds himself #That he either trusts Gaster enough not to attack him - starting to believe him - or that he has enough faith in himself to protect himself #And only looking at him with his peripherals unless he looks directly at him hghhhgh I am Normal about shot composition I swear lol #Also I like how that last panel turned out lol - Sans just appears at the bottom of the steps like how's it going. care to gtfo thx

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dimitrscu · 5 months

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there are two types of elden ring fan:

the normal one

and then this guy

#the second guy just doesn’t like what he read #obviously fromsoft were lying #just like how they lie about malenia being undefeated or that the fight between her and radahn ended in a stalemate #everything’s a lie when it comes to miquella and malenia apparently #and yet people will bend over backwards and come up with the most elaborate shit #to try and paint certain other characters as mr nice guy who can do no wrong #truly the fandom of all time #bitch my girl did not go through hell and back dragging her wife all the way home just to get slandered like this #cleanrot knight finlay #malenia blade of miquella #elden ring

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elfcollector · 27 days

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DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS (2009) — developed by bioware.

#gamingnetwork #vgedit #videogameedit #gamingedit #dailygaming #gameplaydaily #daoedit #mydao #myda #daedit #dragon age #dragon age: origins #dragon age origins #zevran arainai #zevran x warden #zevwarden #ppl have talked a lot abt this scene #and how zevrans not able to say he loves the warden here even tho he obviously does #and how thats a show of his past and his hurt but not a lack of devotion #he has a hard time saying the words because hes used them and mostly heard them in the context of a lie #and he could never lie to his warden #but also like. it means so much for him to be able to say 'i know you love me. i believe you. i believe you love me'#because he hates himself in a real way! hes still recovering from being actively suicidal!!#zevran does not view himself as someone who is Lovable in the way the warden loves him #but he believes them anyway #whats the line....i trust you means more from me than i love you #ANYWAY ZEVRAN [chews through the drywall] !!!!!!!

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ecoplasma · 3 months

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More Drakengard AU. Asahi is still a simp, Fandaniel still wants to destroy the world.

#drakengard au #asahi sas brutus #crystal exarch #fandaniel #ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #in the first few branches fandaniel also offs furiae #and asahi is unable to lie to caim about it because of his pact sacrifice #i imagine this is how asahi&fandan come to an end in some branches #caim wouldn't be too happy about it obviously and the man likes to let his sword talk #(shhhhh i spent entirely too much time thinking about this)

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varilien · 17 days

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as a kid i wanted soooooo badly to have a bill gijinka for my very own but i could never come up w one that didn't just feel like i was ripping off all my favorite fan designs for him at the time. and all this time later finally this one came out SO Perfect For Me that i think it's a little bit of a mistake actually like i didn't intend on becoming this obsessed with him ever again in my life but HERE WE ARE !!!

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u guys see what i mean tho. these are from like 2015(?) or smn and visibly just patterned off of what everyone else was doing at the time lol

#EXTREMELY ''OH GOD WHY IS HE HOT'' PAIN FOR ME LATELY I WON'T EVEN LIE TO YOU GUYS FHDKJFHKJDGFKJDHFKD #godddddddd #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #the book of bill #tbob #bill cipher #dipper pines #mabel pines #human bill cipher #bill cipher gijinka #i literally have 3 other designs for him in reserves that i was planning to use for various au purposes #simply cuz i have a lot of thoughts about Why he looks any particular way (obviously fewer whys for this one but hdfkjg)#but anyways all that to say even tho i liked the others a lot or had fun ideas for them this one has completely swept them aside #all i want is HIM NOW. AGAINST MY WILL OR GOOD JUDGEMENT. THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP.

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wiki-but-made-them-up · 20 days

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#unreality #the joke here is that the caption is obviously also edited digitally #when in fact it is also a lie within a lie

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jestroer · 1 year

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They are one apple tall to me

#growing attached to lion Bdubs not gonna lie #and obviously i love foxtho forever #ethoslab #ethubs #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #hermitcraft #court jester's art

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ribbittrobbit · 6 months

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Hers was the domain of the coming of long days, of plenty Hers was the coming of the light of the sun, of clarity, discernment, judgment, justice. A goddess, she was of righteousness, and of the clarity and discernment to act with all the burning fury of the sun

#ankarna #hey im completely normal about this #(obviously a lie)#fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #dimension 20 #cassandra “thats my wife!!!!”#spoilers #d20 fanart #hey ive been possessed again #the visions are back so like...#u kno what's gonna happen #ribbittrobbit #also straight up i miss painting like damn no lineart goes hard #fuck lineart

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sleepymrshmllow · 1 year

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insp 🌸

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #elmike #el hopper #stranger things #kydraws #reddit link jumpscare /hj but i couldnt find another place to link im too sleepy 😩#some notes! due to misconceptions ive seen:#in my mind this is meant to be a mike centric piece representing him feeling torn between his feelings for will and the sortve #the comfort of normalcy he has being with el? (+ societal pressures).#the painting replaces the sword here to symbolize like the *thing* setting things off in mike's mind if that makes sense #the want and hope that the painting was a gift from will (the one he wants to be with) yet dealing with the conflicting feelings #of the painting actually being from el (obviously this isnt the case but lets say he fully believes will's lie about it being from her)#which is why both will and el are touching the painting but will has the paint on his hands (as well as having more of a grasp on it)#this is not meant to be a humorous piece! idk why i saw ppl implying this is meant to be a joke or mean towards el bc its absolutely not om #aand the from el tag was just mean being in a goofy mood lol wanted to add more cheesy symbolism #oh oh! and you can absolutely view this with bi mike in mind 😌💗

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fairycosmos · 11 months

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#sorry 4 all the polls now we're discussing this and shes saying im lying about having it 😭😭 IVE HAD IT NUMEROIS TIMES WHY WOULD I LIE !!#its obviously a thing people have fucking had it .#GOD!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

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