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[kotofeden]

It's not even a King and a Jester, it's King and his babygirl

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

Narumayo Day 1: Trainstations

Their goodbye at the end of the first game and their reunion sometimes after the 3rd? Idk.

And btw I don't actually ship Narumayo I just want to annoy the Wrightworth purists :)

[onefey]

let's cut to the chase, zelda fandom. you're not gonna spout incredibly hateful (and sometimes downright misogynistic) things about yona just because she is prince sidon's fiancé. you're going to at least treat her with the same respect you'd give any other character. if you're upset because you're into sidlink you're going to remember that healthy polyamory or amicable breakups or gentle rewrites of canon or other numerous solutions exist, and if you don't like her or think nintendo made her specifically to spite sidlink shippers (they didn't, get your head out of your own ass 🙄) you're still going to be polite.

you are above taking potshots at female characters who "get in the way" of your ship, okay?

[relicsongmel]

Reblog if you love this girl ❤️

[ask-the-chief-prosecutor]

Hey! Hey, Mr. Edgeworth!

If you wanna get revenge on Nick for Pess, just poke at his ribs a bit! It really works!

-totally NOT Maya

“Hm. I’ll keep that in mind once we’ve landed.”

[vinelark]

I’m dumb af, which username is Jason in ur wip lol

he’s PippinWasFramed! (tim and steph are also in there; everyone else is a standard gotham npc)

[sofizardry]

What if, hypothetically, a great wizard was hoodwinked by a fey. A simple “may I have your pronouns”, and such a wizard may be BAMBOOZLED and DECEIVED. Now, that great wizard may have been left pronounless! Adrift on the ocean of language, movable only by name and epithet.

What is such a wizard to do? Must a scholar be driven to insisting upon being referred to by full name? Perhaps a sufficiently powerful wizard could defeat the fey, reclaiming the mage’s pronouns? Or perhaps the wizard will be forced to fool another into abandoning their pronouns, and claiming them, making the great and powerful spellweaver no better than a trickster fey? A very troublesome situation indeed.

Asking for a friend, by the way.

[boasamishipper]

i can tolerate a lot of things from writers and showrunners but outright condescension and disdain for their fans is not one of them

[driver270]

I need more shelf space. My Bring Arts figures are currently homeless at the moment. 🫤

[eldstunga]

What's the story with Sarissa's v big sword? :o

Oh she ah... found it lying around.

On the frayed edges of the Feywild.

[softandwigglybones]

Remember that post about using hedge as a prefix?

it's been on my mind for a while now and i just had to put my thoughts somewhere, to organize them and such. So here is my mind laid bare, let's hope i can force some logic into this.

The basic premise was from the word hedgehog (and also hedge-wizard, though i'm not sure) and how that prefix, hedge, could be used with other words.

now, hedge, on it's own, just means a fence made of plants. basically. not much useful stuff there, though maybe i'll get back to it later.

now onto the words that kicked this off.

hedgehos is, simply, hedge and hog. let's disregard hedge's old meaning and construct a new one that only applies to the prefic. for that, we have to look at what hog is.

a hog, is a synonim for boar or pig. So a big powerful (but clumsy*) creature with a tough hide (hard to damage) *clumsy as in can't control itself much once it begins charging

A hedgehog, on the other hand, is a small beastie. but at the same time i wouldnt say the change of size improved its clumsyness in any way, so still cumsy. but, and this is most important, it doesnt have a tough hide. no, instead it has a thorny pelt. spikes. so a hedgehog is a smaller, weaker, less tough version of a hog that has much greater retaliatory power.

okay, the definition of hedge it beginning to take shape.

now hedge-wizard.

a wizard is, obviosly, a time of spellcaster. what kind depends somewhat on the setting/person, but in general it's someone who studied the arcane for many years (usually holed up in a wizard tower) and acquired immense cosmic power. a wizard may be a bit squishy when it comes to physical might, but they pretty much constantly have some kind of spell running to mitigate this.

but a hedgewizard? well, a hedgewizard didn't have the resources or time to leisurely study for many years. they're usually self-taught from bits and pieces they can piece together about magic. they have only scraps of knowledge of magic compared to a wizard. this forces them to improvise, extrapolate spells from the little they have. and this often leads to more, but less powerful spells. but more importantly, it also leads to having spells for every situation. and also, since hedgewizards often also don't have a wizard tower or a place to stay, they often times have to become wanderers, survivalists, travelers. so their spells also focus on that. So, a hedge wizard is a less powerful but more versatile yet specialized wizard. and since they have so many spells they usually figure out at least a combo or two that is really powerful even if it leaves them hurt too. this they usually use as a last resort when attacked.

You see where this i going yet?

Basically, hedhe- , as a prefix, means a less powerful version of something whose main power is retaliation.

Let's try to apply that to something else. One example i remember from the original post was the concept of a hedge-knight.

Since a knight is someone who is big and strong, wears heavy, protective, full-plate metal armour and carrier some kind of big weapon like a broadsword or a greataxe, a hedge knight would be of a smaller build, carry a smaller weapon (if one at all)(like daggers, or a rapier). However i can't quite decide on the armour. my original idea was just a lighter, less protective one, which would make a hedgeknight basically a version of a rogue. the other idea is to directly borrow from the hog->hedgehog situaton and have a hedgeknight wear some kind of spiky mettalic armout. like the kind you see in videogames where it's called thorn armor or something like that.

next up, hedgeking. but since this is getting kind of long and im getting tired of writing this, i'll shorten it.

a king doesnt have any personal power and is more characterized by what they rule over. a king rules over vast swathes of land and has a strong army and etc. So, naturally, a hedgeking must rule over a much smaller area, not have much immediate power, but once attacked/disrespected have an extremely powerful retaliation.

hmm, that sounds kind of familiar... oh, i know. it the f-ing fey! or fay/faerie/fairy/however you spell it. A hedgeking is a fey, which makes even more sense since fairies are often also connected to nature... such as hedges.

anyway, at this point it got too much to all keep in my head and i got exhausted from thinkning of hedgecreatures.

reblog with some of your ideas or whatever

thanks for coming to my ted talk, thank for your attention, so on and so on

[eri-pl]

Revenge of the sule/silma

I have to redo the embroidery on my sweater because I spelled "estel" wrong. AAAARRRRGGHHHH

[blujayonthewing]

weird stupid problem where some of the reason I don't draw nyssa more is that I'd want to draw her being affectionate with other people but I'm too anxious to take too many liberties with other people's OCs and I'm not really sure that she pairs terribly that well with any of mine-- except, on a casual basis, juniper, but june already has a canon girlfriend AND an OC crossover girlfriend and it's starting to feel like I'm putting her in a harem anime

[essektheylyss]

me: The problem with d&d is that then I'm like, "I wish I had interesting wizard problems, but I've just got mundane problems."

my boss: What kind of problem is a wizard problem?

me, thinking so hard: ...........You know, like........ [rattles off the most unintelligible string of words in the human language]

my boss: ...........I don't even know what that means. I will refrain from asking further questions. But good luck with that.

[artish-boi]

[lovecolibri]

Omar and Brennan being so excited about getting the little toy swords and immediately turning to fight each other with them is TOO CUTE! 😍😍😍