I know this is probably an insane theory and I'm not sure I believe it myself, its just a funny idea. The first stoats apparently drove out the humans, but what if they didn't? What if they are the humans? Noone seems to be expecting the first stoats to die any time soon and human lifespans greatly outmeasure stoats. It seems a very human thing (historically speaking) to find yourself in a new situation and put yourself in charge of it (include reference to Shakespeare play about the man and the island that I can't remember the name of). The whole attitude around the first stoats sort of gives me Wizard of Oz (the character) vibes. I might be going a little too far but it's funny to imagine.
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Danny, upon realizing that ecto can be used to shape his body per how he perceives it, is very quick to invent a small handheld device that can manipulate that and turn it on others.
Then he opens up shop on the internet.
If someone puts in their info and name, and a place to meet them, he'll use his powers and tour the world to visit them.
And then use modified ecto to help them shapeshift their body to their desired gender.
That's right.
For the small price of like, whatever is in someone's pocket (gum, a weird penny, maybe a fastfood run on the way to the meet location), the hero Phantom is offering free transition shapeshifting. No surgery, no pain, no drugs.
Possible side effects include levitation, seeing the dead, hiccup(ing fire), speaking Ghostspeak, possible claws and fangs, glowing eyes, super strength, super speed, sonic blasts from mouth, pointed ears, electronic interference, and being hunted by a government entity.
All side effects except the claws, fangs, pointed ears, glowing eyes, and being hunted by a government entity will disappear after two weeks.
Everyone but Danny is surprised by how many Trans people find this a steal of a deal.
Hunted by the government? Pffffff. Just a fuckin Tuesday then.
Tim Drake-Wayne, Alysia Yeoh, and Cullen Row agree to meet up with this guy to see if he's legitimate. No other reason. No sir. Not at all.
(They all get their gender affirming Shapeshift and are very fucking pleased that there will be no more shots in the future for any of them)
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we really need to have some more respect for our bravest warriors and by that i mean phil. can u imagine the agonies he went thru upon first receiving pictures of sister daniel and just having to live with it cause he was on a whole other continent? can u imagine his torment in this world? dyeing everything in the house green in a fit of madness would be the least i would do in his shoes. personally
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i feel like some people are confused (sorryyyy) because shipping seems to be a much looser term now? like people will call any dynamic they enjoy a ship but like to me, that's sth you actively do and root for and think of as explicitly romantic and /or sexual and that's not the case for me, and i said this before but one thing i rlly enjoy about bnha is the authentic representation of pubescent immaturity and im so busy with dissecting that i don't feel the desire to add even more to the pile like i need bakugo to be a good person and friend before he can qualify for yaoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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