#the background ain’t even that good😭

[larz-barz]

hehe I drew the wisteria scene in my style<33

the background was a struggle, I wanted to cry while working on it-😭

[all444miles]

Hiii, I just saw that you were doing requests so I was wondering if you could do e-42 miles with black readers hair? Like helping her pick out different braiding and natural styles, maybe some wash day headcanons as well?

— TOUCH MY HAIR

— pairing: e-42 miles x fem!black!reader — genre: fluff — summary: just miles loving you and your hair ‹3 — a/n: tyyyy for this req, i am squealing rn + i alr had this idea in my prompt list but u gave me a reason to start it !! ‹3 my hcs always got miles saying sum outta pocket then the reader calls him out then he goes “my fault”, its a lil funny motif ima keep on adding 😭 also the n word is used a bit in this, js sayin!! enjoy ♡ ᖭི(ˊᗜˋ*)ᖫྀ

we all know n we've established this, miles is more than happy to pay for ur shit, esp if its your hair.

he wouldn't think twice before sending you the money for you to get your hair done. he wont listen or care if you say no, either.

"miles, bae, why u sendin me 200?" "what else? so you can get your hair done, mami." "baby, you know damn well that's too much." "buy yourself some other stuff too, if you wanna, but that money yours now, i ain't takin it back." "you.. you do too much." "mhm, make sure to show me a pic of when you get it done, you heard?"

he's always your hype man, for sure.

i got a feeling he a major fan of faux locs or boho/godess braids, so if you got that on? he'll fold.

"dayum ma, that shit looks good." "i cant even lie, Aaliyah did real good on this. she sure was tryna make me go broke though.." "worth every cent, cuz you look fine as hell with them faux locs." "miles." "im just saying, mami, your hair, like.. lord have mercy." "miles!" "my fault, i ain't lying though."

when your hair’s all natural, he loves to watching you style your hair for school, events, etc.

one time you let him style your hair, and you couldn’t even lie, it actually looked pretty good.

“these edges.. how do y'all do this shit every day?” “miles, baby, it ain’t that hard. look, lemme show you.”

you had to show him a quick tiktok tut on how to do edges, took him 2 videos before he got it 😭

“see that? like a c shape, and swoop it.” “..like this?” “yeah! you gotta do that like, 4 more times though.” “ay, dios mio. (oh my God). Mama, i ain’t doing allat.”

and wash day? his absolute favorite.

(short drabble ahead!)

Good Days by SZA played from Miles' speaker, blasting in the background, the gentle splashes of the warm water from the shower onto your curls.

You relaxed, your head leaning back further into the bathtub, your lover grabbing your scalp massager and rubbing it into your scalp carefully, shampoo mixed in, the rest of your products on the end corner of your bathtub.

"Ma, you know you really needed this wash. Your hair was tangled as shit, like a lion or sum.” he says, laughing halfway through his sentence. You scoff at him jokingly, "Miles, when you have hair as long and thick as mine, you can violate my hair."

Miles protested, adding the conditioner to your hair, setting your scalp massager aside. "Baby, my hair is basically almost as long as yours."

"Yeah, almost." you spoke, putting your fingers up to his face in pinching motion, the gems on your acrylics just an inch close to touching his nose, a grin on your face. He backed up, pushing your hands out of his face, continuing your wash routine. "Princesa, lemme finish washing yo hair without your hands all up in my face."

About 3 and a half hours later, your hair was washed and in overnight twists with your bonnet on. You laid with Miles in your bed, legs on top of each others, tired.

"Y'know, you actually good at dealin' wit my hair." you spoke, giving Miles a kiss on his forehead. “When you got a mama like mine, you pretty much have to.” Miles chuckled, shaking his head. “You should let me do it more often.” You smiled in response.

He buried his head into the crook of your neck, slowly dozing off by the way you'd play with the silk of his durag. "I love you Miles."

He mumbled words once again into your neck, half asleep, but you knew what he said.

"I love you more, mi vida."

© all444miles 2023. do not plagerize, copy, or repost my work in any way shape or form, without my permission.

likes, reblogs, comments and asks are always appreciated !

[beauspot]

ok i’ve had time to sit with this viewing of wakanda forever and im only going to try to add things i haven’t spoken about before UNLESS my opinion on something has changed. i do have namuri and okoyuma brainrot so excuse any shipper nonsense you don’t care about 🥴

L O N G P O S T 👇🏾

Small Details I Noticed:

as t’challa was being carried to the city of the dead after the funeral two wakandan ships cross in the sky like they’re doing the wakandan salute

when ramonda meets with the united nations she wears purple and gold symbolizing how she’s “taking care of business” like killmonger

the color red is associated with tradition in wakanda and everything new is associated with the color the blue and blue typically is associated with what element? water

aneka and ayo are so cute 😙

the shift from background music to it being diegetic sirens was masterful

i couldn’t figure out why namor said shuri was the first surface dweller in talokan but he had a suit. then i realized duh it was from the start of the movie 🥴

Why does no one go for the Talokanil masks

t’challa falls in love with a river tribe girl, ramonda finds comfort by sources of water I don’t find it coincidental at ALL her whole family has ties to water.

every time he issues a threat Namor is looking at Ramonda but when he sets the shell down to ask them to call? he looks at shuri.

shuri wears white while she’s working in her lab because she’s still in a mourning period.

shuri’s tribe wears red namor is represented(partially) by blue and what color does shuri wear when she’s taken to his domain? purple.

I JUST REALIZED T’CHALLA JR IS THE KID THAT WALKED UP TO RAMONDA

NAMOR IS NOT THE VILLAIN. IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE TOLD SHURI THE SURFACE WOULD ATTACK THEY CUT TO A SCENE OF THEM PLANNING TO ATTACK WAKANDA

attuma is down horrendous he ain’t even join the fight in wakanda he just went looking for okoye. STAND UP.

namor and shuri pausing to stare at each other before she shoots cause they really don’t want to fight 😐

people keep saying ross’ scenes weren’t necessary and yet fully missed that namor was proved right by his scenes

N’Jadaka TOLD YALL ramonda gave her life to save riri. (doesn’t justify namor’s actions but don’t take away her agency)

shuri’s panther ears on her helmet point down like she’s ready to pounce whereas t’challa’s pointed up showing he was docile

shuri’s actions fully show us namor’s origin and how he ends up as adamant and stubborn as he is. their hatred turned them into warmongers shuri is just able to stop herself before she does something truly irreversible.

namor is such a loser he really thought shuri was finna call him on his shellphone.

in the midst of everything she remembers holding hands with namor as they watched the sunrise…hm.

Random Thoughts I Had During the Movie:

That chairman who introduced Ramonda was fine as hell

That french lady shook her head like her men ain’t break into that lab that’s wild.

Attuma’s first entrance (on the ship) had me grinning from ear to ear like “HEY BIG DADDY!”

Namor can really be brutal as fuck. The way those agents were screaming as their helicopter was spun into the ocean was scary as hell! (i’m still on his side tho ✋🏾🫱🏾liik’ik talokan)

hi anderson cooper!

i wonder why ramonda cut her hair

when shuri told her mother K’uk’ulkan was covered in vibranium he looked at her like “oh so you looked me over?” 😁

the jibari are hilarious

mbakus very silly but he has a big heart and is clearly very wise

nah okoye is right the midnight angel suit is u g l y

i cannot fully express how annoying i find de fontaine

riri my darling baby girl i love you

okoye don’t look ashy and i’m tired of them coming at my good sis

okoye is so funny 😭

the car chase scenes are always the best in these movies

i need the wakanda forever script

attuma GROWLED at okoye just kiss already

i like that attuma got his own whale and everybody else gotta share

ross is such a smol little guy who’s scared of him 🥴

angela was acting her ass off we know this but you know who else? danai. yup. i should watch the walking dead

everybody in this movie fine as hell

nakia should be in more avengers movies

nakia grew them dreads fast

their shaman was fine too everybody is HOT

why is de fontaines hair purple she looks twelve

if namor got in my face like that i’d kiss him idk

shuri fully forgot she was wearing that man’s bracelet until it was pointed out to her

mbaku’s face when he saw that whale underwater took me out.

see namor dodging shuri’s fire makes no sense he literally stands still when he’s being fired at initially and then hits the ship fire out of the air with his spear.

riri don’t listen cause ramonda definitely told her ass to run

i just-don’t get namor sometimes because he fully could have killed the scientist and shuri and he clearly doesn’t care about eternal war he just DOESN’T DO IT.

Nakia’s funeral outfit is beautiful

i will fully admit that the beauty of tenoch blinded me to namor’s brutality. that man is vicious.

aneka is so funny

iron heart has such a cute anime suit i kinda love it and hate it

we’ll probably see a different one since she can’t take it home though.

there’s something so silly about the way shuri and mbaku start to arm wrestle

the way he said “princess” and stared at her on the ship…he wanted to fuck so bad omg.

the lighting when shuri gets stabbed is insane, it becomes less saturated and green and i really like it 😗

namor’s little butt jiggle as he fell?? lol

the dissenting wakandans and talokanil are going to be a problem moving forward. they’ve each lost people and they’re not gonna let that slide.

WHY SOMEBODY BOO WHEN ANEKA KISSED AYOS HEAD. FUCK OFF HOMOPHOBE

Final Thoughts:

I really love this movie obviously but i think Tenoch being hot kinda blinded me to how cruel Namor can really be. Cause the whole time i’m thinking, he’s hot and he’s right i’m on his side. In general he doesn’t use excessive force and he gives people ample opportunities to stop fucking with him before he really goes off tho.

I still stick with my assessment that Namor isn’t a villain and you’ve missed the point if you think he is, that his actions weren’t justified but i understand he needs to protect his people so it’s not without reason.

I don’t understand why people think shuri shouldn’t have been the black panther okoye is in the dora, nakia is a spy who else was gonna be the panther?

i don’t know exactly why but this movie excites me and i am growing to love it more than any other marvel movie. this is most likely the last time ill see it in theatres since i don’t want to make myself bored with it but i’m really thankful to ryan and co for putting this out they did chad justice

[luffyvace]

Luffy x black reader♡

not a request or from my list i just wanted to do more luffy/ace and one piece content since it’s is what this acc mains:)

more of luffy and ace will come sooner or later so enjoy loves<3

not gonna specify gender bc there’s more for fem black reader i believe so i’ll leave up to you as to who you are☀︎

obviously luffy’s seen black people before

and i say that bc it’s not like in some anime’s where all the background characters are pale

some are tan, black, pale, whatever!

i like the diversity in one piece :)

anyway so yeah we’re starting with the hair

he likes the texture of it and will subconsciously play with your hair a lot

i feel like he does the same to usopp

your hair may or may not be longer than his tho

whoever has longer hair when he stretches it out is who’s hair he plays with more

you and usopp def relate and make inside jokes

he says “boing boing boing” while pulling on your hair and watching the recoil/shrinkage

LOLL

there’s a lot more males in one piece and the black ones usually have they’re hair in fro’s

especially since majority are pirates

but when he sees you braid your hair he thinks it’s cool and asks you to do the same to his

and you do but you tell him and won’t be the same

you explain that it’s a protective style that-

whats that? 🤨

he doesn’t get it 😐

🧍‍♀️

nevermind luffy..

likes to take baths with you and wash your hair for you

honestly he likes the whole process of you taking care of your hair

like the drying, the boing, what it looks like when it’s wet

everything

as far as AAVE

you either talk to usopp or loose your mind trying to explain it to him 😭

you and usopp could have a whole conversation and NO ONE is able to “decode” what your talking about

”what language is that?? what are you talking about?”

”are you hiding secrets?” teach me i wanna know!!”

if you do bother to try

after explaining all he says is ‘i don’t get it’

‘so you created your own language??”

”you know what luffy..yeah, that’s the best i can explain it to you anyway”

if y’all come across an adventure where a code needs to be cracked he’s gonna assume you know it 🤷‍♀️

YOUR FITS BE FIRE🔥🔥

but usopp gets it better than he does 😔

the rest of the crew too duh

but luffy…

my boy just don’t care about who’s wearing what and WHY

he doesn’t see a fancy rich lady because she’s wearing expensive clothes

he sees a lady.

likewise when he sees you, he sees…….YOU

duh..🤦‍♀️

sooo..yeah kinda disappointing 😭

at least you have usopp tho 🗣🗣

which reminds me to quickly mention if your chubby he pays it no mind

unless it’s affecting your mental health, then he does everything in his power to make you laugh

now i know he called alvida fat at first, BUT i feel if luffy likes you he’s less likely to insult you

usopp nose don’t count

due to that i’ll say he wouldn’t call you any mean names if you are chubby

in the same way he won’t mention or compliment you if you have curves/abs

even if you worked hard for them 😞

also thinks you rival sanji when it comes to cooking and seasonings

for the sake of the headcanons let’s say you can cook if you can’t

“MMMM _____ THIS IS SOO GOOD!!”

”YUMMYYYYY!!”

”did sanji teach you how to cook?! this is delicious!!”

TEACH HIM THE WORD BUSSIN/BANGIN IT’D BE SO FUNNY

”MMM ______ THIS MEAT BUSSIN!!”

IMAGINE THAT IN LUFFY’S VOICE

anyway🧍‍♀️

your mac and cheese>>🤤

sanji is certainly impressed by such skills

even more so when you say it’s been passed down through generations

he’s kind enough to let you prepare some dishes even!

only down slide is..now you have to cook for luffy

you and sanji gotta 2v1 this man in the middle of the night to keep him from raiding the fridge 😞😒

and you best bet this man will go back and forth between begging you and sanji to cook for him

depending on what type of person you are you’ll do it or not

and he’s STILL rushing you even when your BOTH working on cooking

ain’t fast enough 😐

my mans needs the food right in front of him 😭🤦‍♀️

you tell him all about your culture and he listens well and wants to try some stuff

he might want to try head wraps, food (obviously) and dances the most

you can tell he’s genuinely interested and it makes you happy

also another thing about your hair is he describes it as ticklish

”ticklish? luffy?”

“yeah! because when we go to sleep or cuddle and you turn around, your hair tickles my nose and i sneeze!”

😭😭

also wonders why your hair and skin is oily

will swipe some off your nose and rub it between his fingers

BRO PLEASE

after you explain to him that that’s naturally how you are and it’s to keep your hair and skin from going dry he’s like “oooooh.”

doesn’t question it much after that

two more things about the AAVE

one, after he hears you call your “language” AAVE he asks what it stands for/means and when you tell him

“it stands for ‘African American Vernacular English’ Luffy, basically it means how black people talk.”

OHHHHH HE THINKS HE GETS IT NOW!!

omg finally?!?!

that took so long but whatever 😭

”so is that why you talk like that?”

”i should slap the taste outta your mouth” 😒

”WHAT?! that’s sounds like it’ll hurt!! don’t do that _____ i won’t be able to taste food anymore!!” ☹️

your conversations consist of :

”WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! I DON’T GET IT?! EXPLAIN!!”

“JUST FORGET IT!!”

have fun explaining your every sentence to this man :)

yippie i finally did more luffy hcs! i’ve been wanting to for a long time but worked on other drafts instead and never got around to it. anyway, hopefully you enjoyed loves!! <3

[ajs-bookmark]

guess who fucking finished EPISODE SIX

that’s right it’s meeee

okok my thoughts: SPOILERS AHEAD

IRIS MESSAGING OH MY GODS ITS SO COOL ITS SO FREAKINGG COOOOLLLL! !!!! like ARGGGG its like a really badly connected facetime i love it.

omgs luke “HOW DO YOU KNOW😳😳” that’s some interesting foreshadowing there uncle rick

CLARISSEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART IN THE BOOKS

“compared to the chimera on monday and medusa on sunday” percy’s so real for that idc. icon.

WHEN DID YOU TWO START ACTING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE LMAOAOAOAOA how did luke know. mans knew from the very beginning

animals running amok in las vegas💀

i’m guessing the one with the giant lotus blossom on it annabeth, queen of calling out percy’s bullshit

LEVITATING IS PERFECT (not as perfect as poker face but still pretty good)

the graphic novel. counts. my bro ain’t wrong. the graphic novels count

THEY FIGURED IT OUT SO SOON IM SO PROUD OF THEM

I MAYBE SAW BIANCAS HAT like i saw in the background a girl with a green floppy hat ??? bianca is that you ???

are augustus and ferdinand gay ????

if i tell you something will you promise not to make fun of me and annabeths lil “dude” like percy ofc she’s going to make fun of you

IS THAT NICO INTHE RED JACKEF I SEE HIM I SEE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM HES SO AWWWWW AW AW AW AW AW I LOVD YOU

^^^^my actual reaction as a saw a lil short kid with black hair wearing a red jacket

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATHER

youre a really good guesser. lmao percy he’s a god😭😭

luke changes everything. like he always does. 

poor bb looks so sad about his son :( i can tell he wants to go back and fix everything

i remember JUST FINE.  GO QUEEN GO.  LIKE YES YOU DO, TELL THE BITCHY GOD

and i feel a lot better about having stolen his keys. exactly !! wait what. this whole scene was so perfectly their dynamic

HAHAHAHAHHA PERCY DRIVING A CAR IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER HOLY HADES

imagine your first driving lesson being saving the world i think i would kms

HELP HIM HITTING THE WALL IM DEAD

grover getting his memory back is so cute 🥰🥰🥰

yes king go meet ur dad even though he’s not there

PREPARE FOR WAR OMGS WHAT …. i was NIT expecting that

this is not your fault. you are brave. you are strong. you made your father proud. me when the daddy issues kick in and i almost started crying

HEY NOW. THEY ONLY GAVE HIM THREE IN THE BOOKS. RESPECTFULLY, WHY DOES SALLY JACKSON GET TO LIVE INSTANTLY WHY IS THERE NOT A STRUGGLE !!! THATS PERCYS WHOLE REASON FOR BEING PISSED

[imichelle-l-rigby]

Reflections: Cillian Murphy’s Limited Edition

Season 3, episode 10

✨the last one 😢✨

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*I am a music prof (predominantly classical vocalist), and I LOVE listening to Cillian’s music choices! That being said, sometimes I won’t like a song simply because of a vocalist (it’s a professional hazard - sorry!) 👩‍🏫

** The following are my own observations/opinions. We may not agree, and that’s ok! That’s what makes music fun! 😊

*** I wouldn’t say I’m well-versed in Cillian’s music preferences, but I do enjoy them (for the most part). I always wind up adding to my own playlists after listening to Cillian’s recommendations.

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OMG IT’S THE LAST ONE!!!!

🎵Set 1 (Wandering Star - Undenied)

Wandering Star: such an interesting mix of “folksy” with urban sound effects

fun fact, I always accidentally mispronounce “Portishead”. Idk why I can’t learn, but there ya go!

Undenied: again, this is has a blend of soft and harsh sounds, but I like how it’s completely different from the first song. The timbres/qualities are different, so it’s a fun experiment in how far you can go with a musical idea.

🎤Talking Break

Last show 😭😭😭😭

“A total pleash”

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S BEEN 10 YEARS OF CILLIAN MUSIC?!?!

I love that he’s embraced the word “ain’t”

🎵Set 2 (Someday - When I Go Deaf)

Someday: ok but I’m loving the harmonies in this cover version 🥰

When I Go Deaf: ok, but the premise of going deaf - YES SIR I DO MIND!!! *PSA please take care of your hearing* regardless it’s a beautiful song about growing older and cherishing the moment and all that you have. That being said, I LOVE when the music goes from folk to rock 🤘😎

🎤Talking Break

Yes Cill - go for all the favorites! Love it!

FINALLY some more Bowie.

🎵Set 3 (I Can’t Give Everything Away - Fame)

I Can’t Give Everything Away: this is not the soundscape I think of when I think Bowie. And I like the disjointed melodic line in the title motif.

Fame: what a classic 😎 now even if I’m not the biggest fan of Bowie’s voice, even I listen to this a good deal because it’s just perfect.

🎤Talking Break

The way Cillian goes insane over “Fame” - the only version of fame I think he’ll ever like 😂😅

Yay!!! A John Lennon quote!!!!!!

🎵Set 4 (Perfect Day - I Want You)

Perfect Day: why does the tonality of this song refuse to be stably in a major key? 🤔 I don’t necessarily consider that a “perfect day” association - the way it keeps mixing major/minor refutes the “perfect” quality. I suppose it’s just a “wistful” thing, but still!

I Want You: YES I LOVE EARLY DYLAN!!! This is prob in my top 5 fave Dylan tracks. It’s so heartbreakingly beautiful, simple, and earnest.

Fun fact: “Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright” is my #1 Dylan song

🎤Talking Break:

Final reasonable question!!! 😢

I actually like this one - what song do you listen to on repeat?

Omg, of course he would listen to experimental loop music. 🤦‍♀️😅😂 ok, it’s official, he needs to join my music history class. 😂😂😂

🎵Set 5 (Jesus Going to Clean House - Ida)

Jesus Going to Clean House: ok, but can contemporary praise music be this groovy?? Please????

Let’s Go Swimming - Gulf Stream Dub: this sounds so water sports, and I have no idea why other than the name has convinced me this is music for the beach! 😅😅 the power of suggestion!

Ida: I can’t decide if it’s distorted accordion in the background, or a keytar or some other strange electronic instrument. I’ll have to do some research later!

🎤Talking Break

Exclusive ident - I shall miss you!

A poem!

No, Cillian, please make a dad joke!

Oh dear, I’m over 30. Let’s see how I respond to “forgetfulness”

… yeah. I agree 😬

An exclusive reading!

I really liked his thoughts on listening. Good selection!

🎵Set 6 (Coffee & TV)

Coffee & TV: I’ve said this before, but I find it odd that certain songs are produced in such a way that the vocals are subservient to the instrumental line. I think I hear this more in “alternative” sounding music. Maybe that’s a trend I’ve just never noticed!

🎤Talking Break

“Banal and unverified facts”

The way he says “palm trees” 😂 “pam trees”

🎵Set 7 (Saat Alfarah - Midnight)

Saat Alfarah: again, saxophones! Of course he loves this, and frankly, so do I! Idk what’s going on, but it’s got good vibes and it’s just fun! 😎

Midnight (ft. Raphael Saadiq): not my favorite, but it’s cool sounding, for sure. Also, when wearing my AirPods, the background pop sound almost seems like I can feel it reverberating through my skull. That’s weird.

🎤Talking Break

Irish music! Finally!

🎵Set 8 (Wishing Well - Satisfaction)

Wishing Well: it sounds all wishful/wistful, but the static buzzes definitely fight that.

(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction: it’s a little mind-boggling because the vocals do NOT follow the beat established by the backing track. I assume they were recorded separately. I really hoped I would like this cover, but… nope! 🙅‍♀️

🎤Talking Break

“And that’s a cover version!” Indeed, Cillian. Indeed.

Last Yorkshire Man!

Wait… did he just not reveal his identity?! Did I miss something???

🎵Set 9 (Sweet Leaf of the North)

Sweet Leaf of the North: ummm… I must say I’ve never been that impressed about a leaf. 😅 I don’t love his voice, but the vibes are cute.

🎤Talking Break

A favorite band, and his kids agree!

🎵Set 10 (A Cold Freezin’ Night - Blackbox Life Recorder 2f)

A Cold Freezin’ Night: I can appreciate this as a quirky twist on “electronic sounds as music” + experimental music, and I even appreciate the interplay between siblings (as an older sister with a healthy rivalry with her brother 😂), BUT. not my favorite.

I’m glad he explained about the siblings beforehand, otherwise I would’ve been MAJORLY confused and concerned. 😅

Blackbox Life Recorder 21f: still following the “electronic sounds as music” theme, but less experimental 👍

🎤Talking Break

Yay new music!

🎵Set 11 (Lately - Blackpool Late Eighties)

Lately: I like this. Soulful, atmospheric, and groovy. Just a fun combo.

Blackpool Late Eighties: dude, what a build up!! It certainly keeps you wanting more!

🎤Talking Break

NO IT’S ENDING 😭😭😭😭😭

Aww, he “did have a little cry” over Nina’s song!

“Mind yourselves”

🎵Set 12 (Wholy Holy - Stars)

Wholy Holy: YES! YES YES YES YES YES!!! ✨favorite song of the episode✨

Stars: Nina. No, no you did not just GO OFF on the piano at the end there! Dang!! She is just too good! What a great way to end the show!

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YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE END! CONGRATULATIONS! 🎊🎉

Thank you so much to all y’all who kept reading these - I hope you enjoyed it! It’s been a pleasure (although a significantly larger project than what I expected at first), but I definitely had fun!

Tag list:

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[eemcintyre]

“Hollow Point” (1996) review

Even though it will be futile for me to truly put into words just how much I loved this movie and the intense feelings I have for it 😩💖👏🏻

Ok so one of the stars of this movie is Nani from “Lilo and Stitch”??? :OOOO

The immaculate visual of her standing on the streets in the bridal gown and YELLING with a gun in her hand and her white sneaks on 😆✨🤌🏻

The second that Thomas rolled up in the car like that and we had like 3 botched capture attempts I knew we were in for a good time, but I never could have anticipated that was only the beginning

When Tia took off that hair extension tho- like we were already on thin ice and then the jUMP SCARE 😬🫣🤨

WHEN THE FJUCKNIG COFFIN YEETS OUT OF THE BACK OF THE HEARSE; what a visual

When he would muss up his hair after taking his lil beanie off 🥺

I too would like to be headlocked by him like that 🥺🥲😩

Idk who said that. weird 🙃

"That's my crotch gun- don't touch"

"I look good, huh?" "Stunning."

The Thomas opera content I’ve been waiting for is IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 HOUSE 👏🏻

Donald: "You know, this was a very impressive event, but I'm numb. I don't feel anything" *as a police station is aflame in the background and he clutches his Ziploc bag of carrots*

Granted, I’ve not seen many Donald Sutherland movies ("The Hunger Games" and "Fool’s Gold," mainly) but I will still declare that this is my favorite performance of his by far; if I could ever experience the levels of serotonin that this man obviously experienced while playing this role ✨

He's also dressed like a history professor throughout- y'all ever seen an assassin with argyle socks?

He and Thomas are *very closely* tied for best character

"You’re right- the man that picks up that jar of mustard is the man of my dreams” 💕

"How could you possibly get six women to marry you????"

THE IMMACULATE GOLF CART SCENE- FROM THEM ARGUING AS THEY CALMLY ROLL ALONG TO JOHN’S STRATEGICALLY PLACED FKIN BERET TO THEM ALL WHIPPING OUT GUNS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND POOR EXASPERATED JOHN LIKE “GOOD GOD, BUT THE QUALITY TIME AND ACTIVITIES?? WHY CAN’T THE SQUAD GET ALONG??” 😤😭😂

Donald sitting in a sauna in a full suit outfit with a towel over his head like a shepherd

My two idiots shooting each other’s bulletproof vests and launching each other into the air; I ain’t seen such gorgeous gorgeous enemies-to-lovers goodness since “Far and Away” (the ultimate) 💌

A resounding 9/10; Ultimate Action Movies had it right when they said "the most underrated action comedy of the 90s... perhaps the most overlooked action comedy of all time"

[ghosty-busta]

Commissions are open!

Payment methods:

Cash app, robux, steam giftcards

My Wills:

Suggestive art

Skeletons, humans, furries, feral animals, etc

Blood and stuff

Complex poses

My Wont’s:

Nsfw

HEAVILY complex mechas

HEAVILY complex backgrounds (I’ve only started this bs recently 😭)

Heavy gore (ain’t great at it)

NOW ONTO MY DAMN PRICES.

Prices!! (finally)

Chibi = $3 || Headshots = $5 || Bust = $10 || Hips up + knees up = $15 || Full body = $20

Sketch/lineart = $5 || Flatcolor = $8 || Simple shade = $10 || Complex shade = $15

One color, no color or even two color simple backgrounds don’t cost anything || simple scenery (ex. Forest) = $5 || slightly complex scenery (ex. Bedroom) = $10

Once it starts heading over the 4 hour mark (the ibis paint time thingy), it’ll be 5$ per hour

FOR CONTEXT, i usually draw stuff under 2 hours, adding multiple people also is 5$

EXAMPLE!!

This would be a bust (10$), a simple shade (10$), and since it was a goofy background I inserted, it costs nothing. So in total, this is just 20$ :3

Hopefully this is good enough!!

I VERY much will discuss prices btw :3

I don’t bite

[queenofbaws]

ahhhhHHHHHH it's been a hot minute since i've stopped and done one of these, but i figured now's the time, huh??? a quick little update here on my end: i'm hoping to be finishing of mummy men & bathtub soup, my conrad manofmedan-centric ghost hunting fic, in the coming weeks, so everything else is likely to be running a little slower for the immediate future. it's one of a handful of wips i'm REALLY trying to wrap up before the guilt eats me alive, telltale heart style, M O S T L Y because i have so much stuff planned for the creepiverse that i'm just...bursting at the seams to get some sort of momentum going there, haha!!!

my weekends have also been a bit more chaotic than usual lately, between health crap and family crap, so once more, if you've sent me a flash fiction prompt recently that i haven't gotten to, i promise you'll see it filled one of these days 😭 just waiting for things to calm down a bit.

BUT HEY with all that in mind, i'm throwing a chunkier sneak-peek of like wringing blood from a stone here under the cut! never fear: i'm way too deep into hackett hyperfixation to NOT be working on it in the background, but until conrad's story comes to a close, hackett house will just be a littttttttle quieter than usual ;P

(as always, i hope you're all doing well out there, that you're being as nice to yourselves as you possibly can, and that YOUR creative endeavors are going well <3 you got this!!!)

He knew better to bring those questions to Constance; in his heart he suspected she would’ve known plenty and more about this bizarre side of things, but in nearly sixty years of marriage, all she’d ever willingly shared of her life before him was that the mother and grandmother who’d raised her up had been ‘ugly, witchety women,’ and not much else. Not ‘witchy,’ mind, not ‘wicked,’ not ‘wretched,’ but ‘witchety.’ That was as far as she’d be pressed on the subject, and he’d been raised to let sleeping dogs lie, so that was as far as he’d tried to press.

Jack, though. Jack you couldn’t get to shut up.

And he was more than a little witchety, himself. He hadn’t been able to make heads or tails of that word until the first time the Fiddlers had shown up on his doorstep—then it’d made perfect sense. Witchety. Yeah.

“I’m gonna ask you something.” Jed didn’t wait for him to react, instead sitting back in his own chair and rubbing tiredly at his stubble. “Figure I might as well, seein’ as how you’ve got an opinion on every other thing under the goddamn sun. You level with me now…this curse shit, it real?”

“Oh, it’s real. Real as the shirt on your back, I promise you that.”

He frowned. Not only was it the answer he’d least wanted to hear, but Jack hadn’t even paused to mull it over. That told him a great many things at once; very few of them good.

“Tell you something else, though,” Jack soldiered on. “Since you went and opened the door and all.” Then he did pause, looking down at the whiskey in his glass as he swirled it. After another couple seconds, he took a belt of it and set the glass back down. “People think of curses like a cold. Someone gives it to you, or it’s…I dunno, catching.” He shook his head. “But that ain’t right.”

He narrowed his eyes, trying to make sense of it in his own head. “No?”

Jack shook his head again. “No. Curses are something you bring on yourself. If you’re cursed, well…that ain’t anybody’s fault but your own.”

Much as it pained him to do so, Jed held his gaze, dead eye and all. He wanted to see if he might backpedal, apologize for the slight when he realized what he’d said…but the only thing Jack did was take another drink of his whiskey.

“That don’t sit well with me.”

“Doesn’t have to. It’s the truth, Jed, and you know what they say about the truth. It shall set you free.”

“You understand you’re sittin’ in my house, telling me to my face that it’s—”

“Your own damn fault you’re up Shit Creek,” he finished for him. “Unfortunately, I am.”

“Now, you listen. Those kids were—”

Jack held both his hands up, rolling his eyes towards the ceiling. “Helpin’ that boy. Uh huh. Yeah. I know. Six years I’ve been hearin’ about how helpful the pack is. Six fuckin’ years. And know what? That’s great. Real swell. And if I were a different man, maybe this is where I’d pat you on the shoulder and say somethin’ conciliatory. ‘No good deed goes unpunished,’ maybe. ‘There but for the grace of God go we.’ Only I’m not, and so you’re stuck what I’ve got to say. Which, if you hadn’t noticed, rarely runs on the side of consolation.” He took another breath, Jack, then sat forward with his arms on the table such that he could lean in. “They meant to help that boy, Jed. What they actually did was kill his whole family right in front of him.”

“Family,” he scoffed, leaning further back to show him what he thought of that one. “What family would that be? A truckful of carnies roaming town to town…that ain’t a fuckin’ family.”

Jack didn’t drop his gaze. “No? It ain’t? Huh. See—to me at least—sounds an awful lot like what you married yourself into.” He gave his glass another swirl. “An awful lot.”

[zhonglisgirlfreind]

“Oh it’s you”

Part 2 (it’s a lot 😭)

Y/n wakes up in her pink lit room. Getting ready to go to her fucking collage classes. She hated going to class more than anything but she had to become a nail tech some way! Y/n ain’t fuck with half the kids but she was pretty popular there so she had a couple of friends.

As Y/n got up bonnet nearly off her head she felt her phone vibrate seeing a text message pop up from..? EREN?? Y/n nearly falls on the damn floor as she looks at her phone for a good second. Y/n taps on the message reading it. “Ay ain’t you the pretty girl from the party?” Y/n kinda rolled her eyes at the fact he probably forgot who she was. (The nerve ��)

“Yea I am 😭” she replied putting her phone down as she goes to her vanity mirror turning on the bright lights. as y/n gets all her makeup out and hair supplies she hears her phone vibrate again on her bed. She walks over to the bed grabbing her phone going to her already lit bathroom ready to wash her face and get ready. She taps on the message, raising an eyebrow.

“Ohh how you doing?” Y/n’s lips nearly turn into a full pout at the question. That’s all he had to say?? Dang she thought he would have been asking her for nudes or something by now. “Good you?” She sets down her phone putting on some music (preferably H E R -slide 😻🤞🏾) as she puts on a headband getting her face wash washing her face thoroughly drying and putting on some lotion. The scent of coconuts filling the room.

Y/n checks her messages once again as she sits at her vanity mirror. “Nothing much.. do you got a boyfriend by any chance?”. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Y/n giggles kicking her feet like a damn kid smiling big as day. “Nahh why?” Y/n sets her phone down with a smile as she takes off her bonnet to see the monstrosity under it.

“Nun, no reason at all.. ” eren replies as her smile faded as she thinkin to ha self “bitch yk what you tryna say Js say the shit” she thinks in her head as she replies with “you sure?” and she grabs a brush and starts combing HER NAPPY HAIR. ( next time wrap your curls 🙅🏾‍♀️)

As she’s combing her hair she gets another message and she looks at her phone as he said “you free today? Mind if I come over?” y/n start kicking her feet like she won a award “you fr? yea you can come over in about 30 minutes.” She sends him her address as she gets some clothes from her dresser and a towel and a rag.

Once y/n is done washing up real quick she starts to put on coco butter lotion. The smell she could never get tired of as she hums to the song in the background. (City girls 🙌🏾) once she gets a text from eren saying he’s almost there. India undo her rollers, her hair falling down in place, real nice. She starts to put Vaseline on her lips and on her face before she hears a knock on her apartment door.

Y/n gets up making sure she looks good. Matter of fact MAKING SURE SHE LOOKS TOP TEAR GOOD. She opens the door to eren himself cologne and a mix of weed hitting her nose just right. “Hey pretty you doing good?” That deep voice just making her legs weak. “Yea you?” India steps to the side letting him in his scent just feeling her apartment.

“I’m doing good.” He smirks and lord. Y/n nearly fell over. NOT TO MENTION HIS PRINT THAT HE SEEMS TO NOT EVEN TRYING TO SHOW, ITS JUST THAT BIG??… Y/n eyes roam his body for a second stopping right at his shorts. His voice cuts her out of her trance. “What’s your name again?” Y/n low key felt a little hurt at that. He got that many hoes? 😭. “Y/n?” Y/n crosses her arms.

“Oh it’s you.”

[koryvndr]

Titans 4 x 1 & 2 Reaction

Ep.1

- I mean how can I not smile and the first thing is see is Kory!! 😍🥰

- Family Bonding 🥺🥺

- And also the purple and blue lighting!?!?😩😩😩

- The first scene Yall!! Dickkory already!?! I can’t. I can’t

- Gar’s powers! They’re evolving!

- Dick: “ I just got off the phone with Bruce.” Kory & kids: “No!!!”

- Of course Lex is up to some shit

- Mother Mayhem: “FA & FO”

- Not this man talking to dead stuffed animals

- Lol “I don’t care about all these new characters, just give me the main cast.” “And make them kiss already.” Titans writers said “ok bitches we hear you.”

- it’s getting trippy

- is that where youre supposed to park the RV

- Wait wait wait, so the Titans identities are public? Or it just one of those things since they ‘run in the same circle’ you just know 👀

- Tim with the heart eyes 😍

- New suit! Gars new suit!!!

- Give him a little bit a happiness just to RIP it away huh

- not Conner looking like a wittle Clark Kent

- QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN

- only 8.1 percent? damn bitch.

- ”are we allowed to sit it in?”

“You are. Everyone else can start a sign up sheet”

- I just knew from the angle of the camera that someone (Kory) was gonna bust in. The fact that Kory is just kicking ass in the background 😭

- Conner wants to stay with his no good ass daddy 🙄

- Now it ain’t even been a week since Gotham and you saw what happens when you let your daddy issues direct you towards a male narcissistic psychopath we doing this shit again? 😑🙄

- some shit is going down

- Oh shit well he fucked around and he found out 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ep. 2

- so much blood?

- Tsk, tsk. Conner...You should’ve stayed yo ass on the RV

- Look at mom and dad ☺️

- Look Dick ready to whoop ass over Conner

- “You sneaking pics of me Grayson?” “I wish” I just want to take a moment of silence for the DK fandom cus we I’m pretty sure we all died at the moment.

- Gar scaring Tim 😂

- Oh no my baby. What’s wrong with Gar?

- I am loving this coat on Kory!!

- Rachel using her powers 😊

- House they’ve never seen before. Ok also this is indeed breaking and entering even if the door was unlocked

- Y’all need to get tf out of that house before another one of y’all gets arrested

- I just really love how they’re out and about solving mysteries in their civies like the mf Mystery Gang

- Again I have to mention, Kory is looking fabulous in this coat. One of my favorite looks

- Sebastian don’t nobody wanna play your wack ass game

- So I had to pause because, DICK CALLED HER STARFIRE! I FUCKING REPEAT HE CALLED HER STARFIRE!! WE’RE AM 🤏🏽 CLOSE TO DICK CALLING HER STAR! I’m foaming at the mouth give me a min.

- Leave them. Leave them mfs up there. Something ain’t right

- “Get fucked!” 🤣 she really is her parents daughter

- White hair Rachel!?!

[2knightt]

Do you think u could write abt the gang being (separately) absolutely obsessed with the reader. Like they adore everything she does, they can’t get enough of her. To the point where the rest of the gang starts releasing them abt it, meanwhile reader is like completely oblivious lol

୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ heaven and hell were words to me.⋄ 𓍯

…IN WHICH! the greasers are totally obsessed!

tags/warnings: no confessions—just the gang having a crush, gang being literally whipped, them being a little odd, kinda toxic!johnny LFMAO, nothing else to my knowledge

ೃauthor notes⁀➷ i’m just working…working hard so i can please you.(shout out to ema/corvyes/loml for that ref.) but if i get a req asking me for like the gng confessing to you—i will do it. trust.

Dallas Winston

WHEN HE’S DRUNK, YOU’RE ALLLL HE TALKS ABOUT LMFAOOOO

“i’m tellin’ you—there ain’t a girl like her.”

dallas would repeat after what felt like this 5th drink of the night. buck is sick of him, two-bit regrets dragging him along, and dallas just wants to tell them how good you looked today.

when he sees you walking home, to school, or to work he WILL tag along. HE DOESN’T GAF IF YOU TELL HIM TO TAKE A HIKE!

actually, he kinda does. you’re like the only person he listens to.

LMFAOOO THE GANG THREATENS TO CALL YOU OVER WHENEVER DALLAS IS DOING SMTH STUPID

like whenever you threaten a kid ur gna tell santa.

“dallas, i’m gonna tell y/n what you did last week.”

“??if you do, i’ll beat your head in, soda.”

“YIKES..i’m gonna have to tell her that too…”

“…don’t, she’d be so mad at me😔😒.”

THE GANG TEASES DALLAS THE WORST(besides ponyboy) ABOUT YOU LFNAOAOAOAO

like they’re shoving him toward you, nudging him at even the slightest mention of you, giggling as they tell him they seen you today.

“look, it’s your girlfriend.”

“steve, shut up! she ain’t deaf!”

—

“GO SEE HER!”

“OW—i mean—hi, y/n.”

“did you…trip? or did you mean to bump into me?”

“yeah, sorry or whatever. some IDIOT back there pushed me.”

—

“guess who i saw..🥰🥰”

“who?”

“your wife…”

“can you NOT.”

despite all that, you somehow, still don’t know how he feels about you. how? we’ll never know. it’s beyond the human mind.

his friends try and hint at you that the big, bad greaser has a school girl crush on you. do you get what they’re trying to say? no. but that’s okay, you’re just a girl.

lowkey pisses dallas off but that’s okay cuz he prefers admiring from afar. DOES HOWEVER ASK YOU TO HANG OUT AND CONSIDERS THEM A DATE IN HIS HEAD TO KEEP HIM SANE LFMAO

“you wanna go see this drag race tomorrow?”

“sure! i don’t have work then. uhm, pick me up at my place!”

“alright, cool.”

‘yeah..,it’s date🥱😍’ — dallas’ brain.

Johnny Cade

‘johnny, if you even fucking stutter when you talk to her today—you’re gonna have to drink pickle juice.’

“oh, hi. i didn’t see you there, johnny. ‘m sorry.”

“o-oh—it’s alright.”

‘well, shit.”

he thinks he looks like such a fucking loser when he talks to you omfg😭😭

the gang tries to tell him he might have a shot but he thinks they’re just telling him that because he’s their friend. :(

HEAVILY admires from afar. like seriously he’s a fucking stalker

WAIT LMFOAOO HE’D BE THE TYPE OF GUY TO ACCIDENTALLY STALK YOU LIKE HE’D FOLLOW YOU PLACES FROM AFAR LMFAOAOAOOAOA

what a little freak

anyways

he accidentally lets things slip to let you know he’s better than any other guy trying to go after you. like if you had a shitty ex—he’s preaching that he’d ‘never treat you like that, he can’t imagine that a guy with a brain ever would.’

johnny does everything to keep your attention on HIM and nobody else when your friends try and talk to you when you two are out together. like you could be having a conversation with him and he’d be just pouting in the background with his arms crossed.

“y/n, look. they got that shirt you was talkin’ ‘bout. let’s go check it out. c’mon.” “oh—alright! bye, viv!😊” “yeah, bye viv.😒”

side eyes the gang whenever they bring you up in conversation

“johnny and y/n sittin’ in a tree—“

“😒🤨”

“alright.”

he tries to subtly hint that he really likes you and that you’re his type but it’s not subtle at ALL.

“y’know, if i were to have a girlfriend, i’d wish she was like you.”

—

“my type? uhm, it’d probably be someone-“ and he goes on to describe you.

Ponyboy Curtis

‘holy fuck that’s literally y/n walking towards me??!! does she know i’m here—does she even know me-wow she looks good in red. i mean—SHE’S WAVING OH MY GOD.’

HE IS SUCH A WRECK I CANTTT

ponyboy is the type to stare off into space in your direction and dream about how well he’d treat you if he was your man!!

yk how bitches be like ‘my man, my man!’ whenever they talk about their crush?? he’s all ‘my girl, my girl!’ WUAGRMRNEE

the gang was so confused on why he was so eager to go to school all of a sudden?? and why he cares about his appearance just slightly more than usual?? …is that soda’s shirt he’s wearing?-

two-bit was the first one to realize what was happening when he seen ponyboy and you talk in the halls. that wasn’t the giveaway, though.

it was the way he stared at you like you were the only girl alive and everyone else was just gone. two-bit was almost moved to tears to see ponyboy all grown😞😞!!!

“is tha’ your girlfriend? that why you couldn’t wait ‘til monday?”

“shut up!”

“ouuu, wait until the gang hears ‘bout this!”

“YOU AIN’T TELLIN’ ‘EM NOTHIN’!”

ever since — it has been hell on earth for ponyboy. dallas brings you up every time ponyboy gets smart, johnny giggles at every kissing scene at a movie nudges him, soda and darry had to give him ‘the talk,’ (soda just made it worse by making snide remarks.) and steve never stopped poking fun at him.

two-bit tried to get you to spill the beans on how you felt about him, but all you’d do was huff and ignore him. FINE THEN😒!—is what he always thought.

soda, johnny and two-bit all let ponyboy rant about you.

“LIKE, BRO. my girl, my girl! she’s so cute and smart. LIKE SHE’S TOTALLY MY DREAM.”

—

“that’s so cute ☹️” - soda

“SHE WANTS YOU SOO BAD” - two-bit

“just go tell her, man.” - johnny

does everything to impress you stoppp 😭😭!! pony is trying harder in school, using less hair grease, wearing darry’s cheap cologne when he’s not looking, etc.

HE’S SO SILLY I LOVE HIM!!!

Sodapop Curtis

delusional king!!! yes soda, let the voices in your head tell you that she wants you so bad!!🫶🫶

swear to goddd he thinks y’all are meant to be. you tipped him when he was working at the cash register and he was sooo in love

sorry in my head he’s a hopeless romantic

cause a) you were gorgeous, b) kind enough to tip him, and c) most likely rich💯💯

when he seen you at random places with your friends—soda would get so excited LMFAOOO

STOP HE’D HOUND PONY FOR YOUR NAME

“bro they probably go to your school—just lemme look at your yearbook!”

“no??? you weirdo???”

“please??!! i’ll do the dishes or something!”

“….get me a pack of cigarettes and i’ll tell you.”

“OKAY🥰🥰”

stole them but pony never said how to get them so who gaf!!!

SODA WOULD TOTALLY WRITE YOUR FIRST INITAL + HIS LMFAOOAOAOAOAA

or he’d see who’s last name went best with curtis or your last name!!!1!1!1

he’s crazy insane over you did i say that already

whenever you come by the dx—he’d give you shit for free while you insist to pay.

“jus’ take it.”

“i can’t—i’d feel terrible.”

“it’s alright, no one has to know. right?”

he’d flash his million dollar smile, pushing your coke and chips close to you, inciting you to just take the food.

WAJENEDKD he wants u so bad it’s. so terrible.

steve hates his rambles

“YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE WAY ME AND HER WAS TALKING—SHE’S SO INTO MEEEE”

“yeah, she wants you!!! shut up now!!”

Darry Curtis

nobody knows. it’s like a top secret only darry knows. the gang has their suspicions but they can never really know why darry is suddenly so adamant on going to go get him, soda, and pony’s hair done at the salon.

they alllll can see that he only really talks to you—but at the same time he does that weird ass dad stance where they stand with their arms crossed and legs far apart LMFAOOOOO

darry thinks you’re like…model fine btw.!!!!!

BROOO WHEN YOU LIKE UNCONSCIOUSLY MASSAGE HIS HEAD WHEN YOURE CUTTING IT—HE’S SOO READY TO JUST ASK YOU OUT

darry doesn’t know what it is but goddamn!! you have him in a spell!!

“c’mon—we gotta go to the salon again.”

“….we just went?”

“TWO WEEKS AGO. it’s about time we go AGAIN.”

does in fact work a little extra just so he can see you. he’s that much of a loverboy i fear.

HE DOES ACTUALLY NOT WAIT TO ASK YOU OUT

like, among all the gang, he’s the only one mature enough to actually flirt with you properly & to ask if you’re single.

darry’s fucking down like that.

AWWHHH HE TOTALLY BUYS YOU FLOWERS AS A ‘THANK YOU’ GIFT LOL

flexs his strength around you to prove he’s worthy !!! DARRY LOVEEESSS SHOWING OFF WHEN YOU’RE LOOKING

megara + hercules methink…..

you two probably started hanging out as ‘friends.’ …yeah right!!!!

he’s driving you around as you be his pretty little passenger princess, he’s offering to buy you things when you two are out, etc, etc.

darry might not know how to show that he likes you, but trust me, the second that you look a little too far into his actions—it gets obvious.

like maybe too obvious idk.

Steve Randle

HELLLOOOO??? HE IS TOTALLY SHOWING OFF HIS GYMNASTICS MOVES AROUND YOU

“bro, bro! (yes he’d call you bro. idgaf.) watch what i can do!!😊😊” “wowwww, steve that’s so cool.”

geeks out near you. when you aren’t around the average person would see him and go ‘jesus christ, he literally might beat my ass.’ but when you’re around, they might think, ‘why is that scary looking guy talking about cars and comic books rn??’

you bring out the nerd in him in the best way possible🫶😊 BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE LIKE LIKES YOUUUUUUU

and it’s so obvious to the gang bc wdym steve told you all about DC comics while all they got was a ‘yeah, it’s alright.’ …hm…..

soda NEVER shuts the fuck up and him and his little girlfriend. NEVERRREE

“why’re you so pouty today? y/n ain’t say hi?”

“bro, shut up!”

steals for you and gives them to you all proud like he paid for it LMFAO

tries to be sooo cool around you but the second you bring up the latest batman comic he’s all “OMGOMGOMGOMG IT WAS SOO GOOD!! DID YOU SEE THE-“ he’s a loser what can i say.

dallas totally flirts with you in front of steve just to piss him off LOLLL like when he sees dallas twirling your hair around his finger steve is just all “???🤨🤨😡😡”

and then becomes your knight in shining armour and swoops you away as he glares daggers at dally!!!!<3

Two-bit Mathews

he becomes the funniest man on the planet i’m not joking

he says jokes that anybody and everybody will laugh at. just because he wants to see you laugh at what he says for his delusions

two-bit thinks like ‘she laugh=she likes me’

he’s not the brightest but it’s okay

HE MAKES IT SOOO KNOWN THAT HE LIKES YOU LFMAOOOOOO

“you’re lookin’ pretty? who’s the fella?” / “gee, i didn’t believe when they said they seen an angel walkin’ around until now.” / “well, now you owe me dinner.”

shit like that

two thinks he’s soooo smooth…smh.

DALLAS AND PONYBOY SO BADLY WANTS HIM SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY ABOUT YOU LMFAOOO

they keep on telling him just to confess already but then two gets all giggly and shy and goes “omg guys noooo🤭🤭🤭🫣🫣”

just coincidentally runs into you everywhere you go!!! (literally has eyes everywhere. he’s weird. he’s odd.)

follows you around like a lost puppy and lowkey kinda gossips. idk.

[kaizestar]

18+, mdni! afab reader. y’all you can’t tell me that a rich downbad!simon riley x pornstar!reader ain’t the cutest thing ever 😭😭

oneshot. light yandere themes (downbad) & light angst + jealousy. mainly fluff.

rich!simon riley has tons of money to throw around. where’s it come from? no one really knows.

it’s a good thing for you, though, because after discovering your onlyfans account, someone by the username of sir.ghost has been donating crazy sums of cash.

simon can’t help it, though. all these nights, spent alone in the frigid cold of his apartment—even a man like him gets lonely, but clubs and bars just aren’t his scene. so, he turns to the next best thing: a cute little toy, who’ll do anything he asks, as long as he pays a pretty penny.

and boy, is it worth it.

he isn’t sure he’s ever seen anything that’s been as much of a fucking turn on as you’ve been. hell, he can hardly stand to fist his cock to the sight of you touching yourself, wishing he was there to make you moan and quiver around his fingers instead.

still, he… abstains. keeps himself satisfied with jus’ the sight of your pretty walls, clenching around your fingers. not for long, though. not for long at all. before he knows it, his cock’s already weeping for more, a pretty white pearl forming at the tip.

he grunts quietly and starts to palm himself, smearing precum over the angry red head of his cock, ignoring how fuckin’ dirty the noises are as he tries to distract himself from wanting more from you.

but eventually, he caves.

user sir.ghost donated $49.99!

say simon.

you see the message and can’t help but let out a breathy laugh.

“simon, huh?” you mumble. “that your name? real cute, love.”

for some reason, simon finds himself turning pink.

user sir.ghost donated $9.99!

just say it.

you crane your neck up to see the notification and laugh again, like you hadn’t been gasping in pleasure just a moment before. “not one to tease much, eh?” you shake your head. “alright, alright. thanks for the money, by the way. that’s nice of ya.”

simon simply grunts in reply, dark brown eyes fixed on the screen, watching as your back arched, those gorgeous lips of yours parting to moan out his name.

“simon…”

he quickened his pace, the burning need for release beginning to build.

“s-shit, si… mm, si, right there, baby, right— ngh, fuck!”

a harsh, low groan escapes his lips as he comes in time with you, thick white ropes splattering across his mattress, painting the sheets white. his chest heaves as he tries to regain his composure, the world around him still spinning, his mind reeling from the inexplicable pleasure he had just experienced.

as his vision clears, he focuses his attention back onto you. you were smiling, your head leaned back against the bed, looking content.

your eyes shift over to the camera, and simon freezes instinctively. slowly, he relaxes, that lovely smile of yours warming his heart.

“…thanks, darling,” you crooned.

he swallows thickly at the sound of your voice. that’s a new one.

interested!simon riley ends up watching more than your usual content. he finds out that you also like to post streaming content, usually consisting of you studying or just talking to the camera about your day.

the view count for these videos is a lot less than the more… indecent ones, but you continue to film them regardless. he was glad. he almost felt special, being able to have normal conversations with you, not having to pay hundreds of dollars to drown out the other donations in the background.

not that he minded spending money on you, though. he liked seeing the way your face lit up whenever he donated, and the sight you was gifted with afterwards was heavenly.

but… just talking to you?

that felt good, too.

something loud forces simon out of his thoughts, the sharp, piercing ring of his phone alarm reminding him that he should’ve finished his chores by now. he sighs and messily folds the rest of his clothes, throwing something random on before he settles into his bed with his laptop.

he pulled up your current stream, watching as your familiar face came into view. wherever you were, it seemed quiet and cozy, with warm yellow lights and a soft color scheme that was soothing to the eyes. he can’t help but have the brief thought that it would be a perfect first date location, but he quickly shakes the idea away.

sir.ghost: where are you?

your eyes shift over to the camera, and you smile at the sight of his message, taking a sip of your drink. “a nearby cafe,” you explain. “i was just planning to catch up on my studies. you know, typical Sunday things.”

simon paused.

sir.ghost: you a student?

“yep. last year of college,” you smile. “i’m graduating a little later than most of my peers, haha. but, i’ll at least have my bachelor’s degree by the time i’m twenty-six.”

ah. he relaxes.

sir.ghost: oh i see

sir.ghost: congrats. college is difficult.

“ain’t it?” you sigh, stirring your drink idly. “thanks. but, see, people aren’t built for this. it’s proven that we work best under little stress, and yet, here society is, cramming us all together under tight deadlines that make us want to tear our hair out.”

simon pauses, thinking about this. he never went through college. just a few years of military service, before the incident occurred, and he left.

sir.ghost: you’re right.

user sir.ghost donated $299.99!

i hope this helps a little.

your eyes widen at the sight. “whoa, i—really?” your lips parted in surprise, before you swallow. “thank you. it definitely does help. every little bit does.”

simon sits up a little straighter.

user sir.ghost donated $499.99!

you’re welcome.

seeing the second donation, your gaze softens, and you look down at the table before glancing back up.

“hey, its… really nice of you to spend all of this money on me and all. i just…” you shrug your shoulders, trying to think of a way to say this. “just… keep some for yourself, too, okay? or give it to other people. i mean, i’m not the only person in need, you know?” you manage a small, crooked smile.

your words make him pause, and he mulls this over for a moment.

sir.ghost: of course. i just have some money to spend, so i thought i should help out where i can afford to.

you laugh softly. “ever heard of charities?”

sir.ghost: yes

sir.ghost: oh

sir.ghost: you have a point

a smile grows on your lips, and you look down, shaking your head. “how can you be rich and dense?”

sir.ghost: im not rich

“then why are you giving me so much money? if you can’t afford it, you really shouldn’t.”

sir.ghost: fine, maybe a little rich

“shocker.” your voice thickens with sarcasm, and it makes his face flush. “then again, i don’t know much about you,” you continue, “you could be an eighty year old man and i wouldn’t know.”

simon’s brows furrow.

sir.ghost: im not eighty

“really?” you challenge. “how old are you, then?”

sir.ghost: 28

“and how am i supposed to believe you, mister?” you chuckle. “words mean nothing online. i mean, you literally have ‘sir’ in your username. you’re probably a grandpa.”

simon huffs to himself. he knew he shouldn’t have let johnny come up with his username... at the time, he had just been too lazy to change it to something else. now, he was wishing he had.

sir.ghost: do you want a photo or smth…

you grin. “oh? i mean, if you’re willing to provide. no pressure.”

sir.ghost: give me your number

“it might be smarter for you to give me yours through my gmail or something.” you raise a brow. “there are lurkers in the chat.”

he blinks, not having considered that.

sir.ghost: right

“boomer.”

sir.ghost: i have a life outside of my phone, thank you very much

“hah! sure, that’d be a sight to see…”

simon sends his number through to you using your gmail—not without his fair share of difficulties, though—before getting up and searching through his closet for a face covering.

he eventually comes across a skull balaclava, one that he didn’t even remember buying, until he recalls johnny being the one who had gifted it to him for his birthday, calling him “as emo as the mask itself” or something. he still has no idea what johnny was going on about, but it was at least perfect for this occasion.

simon puts it on and stares at himself in the mirror before attempting to take a photo. nope.

he tries again. ugly.

again. hideous.

after going through about a dozen photos, he gives up and just sent you one. he didn’t want to see your response, but when his phone buzzes, he couldn’t help himself.

pretty girl: aw. you’re really cute :)

a cold chill runs down his spine. all of a sudden, his mouth is dry, and his fingers have tightened around his phone. cute? him? simon riley? really?

he shudders.

sir.ghost: you’re beautiful

sir.ghost: thanks

pretty girl: ofc! and, fine, i take back what i said about u being 80. u look 70, max >:)

sir.ghost: oh my god

pretty girl: 🥱

downbad!simon riley knows all your favorites, least favorites, and even some miscellaneous. he’s probably spent more time talking to you than your own friends—chatting about your shared hobbies, giving fashion advice (mostly you to him), and sharing his horrible art projects with you, since he’s recently picked up woodworking.

in fact, he’s made it a bit of a habit to send you a photo of the things he’s created every Wednesday.

last week, it was an uneven chair that collapsed seconds after the photo was taken. this week, it’s a badly sculpted figurine of you. you spent a full five minutes laughing into the phone, and even though it made his face heat up in embarrassment, there was a tingling in his stomach, too. the good kind.

he doesn’t really watch your videos anymore. it makes him uncomfortable, seeing you like that, after he’s gotten to know this… other side to you. the side that gives him smiles he’d fight the stars for, laughs that brought out his own, and words that made him feel warm all over.

sometimes, though, he’ll catch a glimpse of them as he’s going to your streams. he’ll see the thumbnail, or the title, or the caption, and it makes his face scrunch up. not out of disgust—rather, out of… out of…

out of what?

he isn’t sure, until one particular day.

it’s the usual—you, streaming in the cafe. him, watching from his bedroom. it’s fun, it’s quiet, it’s alone. it’s private. it’s comforting. that’s how it was, anyways, until someone decides to approach you.

simon watches the brunet as he tentatively comes up to you from behind the counter. he recognizes him as the barista; a quiet, rosy-cheeked man, with a nervous smile but warm hazelnut eyes. instantly, his nerves are shot.

sir.ghost: hey

he stares at the brunet as the two of you chatter like you had known each other for years. something uncomfortable stirs in his heart.

sir.ghost: hey?

nothing. not a glance—not a single glance.

user sir.ghost donated $999.99!

sir.ghost: please pay attention to me

finally, the cheerful fanfare triggered by the donation makes you look over at the screen. the brunet seems to finally realize that you were busy, and quickly says goodbye to you, but not without one last smile.

simon silently wishes he could wipe—no, rip—that dumb smile off his even dumber face.

then, he returns to reality when you give him a concerned look.

“si, are you okay?” you ask tentatively. “you seem… off.”

he takes a second to think over his answer himself.

sir.ghost: im ok

you exhale softly. “if you’re sure.”

simon had to close his laptop for a moment to process all the emotions he had just felt and why he had felt them. eventually, he came to a realization.

he was jealous.

jealous? his brows furrow at the thought. “ridiculous,” he mutters. but, was it really? he thought back to what had just happened. no, there was no denying it. he had definitely been jealous.

slowly, he opens his laptop back up.

sir.ghost: can i ask you for a favor?

a look of curiosity passes through your face. “shoot.”

sir.ghost: the next time we talk, can we FaceTime?

his fingers curl into his sheets.

this time, he wouldn’t wear his balaclava—and he’d just have to hope you wouldn’t see him as any lesser.

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[worriedvision]

omg tysm 😭 okay so it’s an otome game made by two women and as a dating game it has like… the bare bones (it’s basically just a visual novel tbh) but anyways, it’s AWESOME.

the plot is amazing, the characters are even better… they’re so deep and interesting! they ain’t bland and boring like a lot of ml’s are, or too eccentric and strange or it to be realistic.

I know I already said this but the characters… MWAH 🤧

it’s so good omg

Oooh I'm interested! Tell me what game this is, I'm tempted to get it haha! I love when characters feel like they're grounded enough to sound real but not to the point it feels like only background characters with no personality

[borahaejenn]

Day 5

Lol just an update because I don’t want to miss a day too. I said in the letter I would run but I forgot to take my running shoes inside because I let them out to dry from the puddles yesterday and it rained at night so I am walking for 30 minutes today lol I am still going out and doing it!!! Also, my current weverse account got hidden and maybe it got reported again like my older ones lol I am not going to worry though because we got tumblr and everything is cool here and saved. I wrote under the #yourjenn tag with my new account and I say this but I made another account with clouds in the background lol just in case hehe I am doing best to keep going even if things happen that I have to change and move differently. That’s the moral of today. My shoes got wet and my weverse account got hidden but I put on my other shoes and I am walking. And I made another account and I am good. I got y’all and that’s what matters and damn am I so thankful for tumblr lol 😂 But, get your one thing in today too. Things may got differently but you can do it and get up just like I am today. Let’s go!!!❤️‍🔥 I ain’t stopping and you aren’t either.💪✨😭😭😭😭😭 lol Also, I did my mobility workout and my strength training today In the morning before posting and doing some work and I am good to go for this walk. Hehe 😆🤟I love you.💜 Remember that with greatness you can’t move the same as always, you got to move differently and do things differently to get to the results you want. Circumstances will always change but your attitude has to be solid within you. 🫶

[proserpina-magnus]

Can you do a fic where Sirius comforts you when your sad

Waves of Comfort (S.B)

Prompt: you fail a test and Sirius is the one to find you.

Reader: they/them (not specified)

Word count: 0.9 (I know.. it’s so short 😭)

Warning: somewhat hurt/comfort, smoking cigarettes, swearing, not edited, comment to add more.

Requests: somewhat closed.. Haven't decided yet.

A/N: This is super short and not a lot of comforting but oh well.. Sorry this took so long and I hope it’s at least somewhat good. Might rewrite it if I have the time.

You strolled through the hallways blankly, a slightly confused look on your face that dwelled your expression. You stared at the ground in front of you, chattering students coming from a blur of background noise. How could you have failed that charms test? You had studied for hours on end, you had perfected it, it was just a simple transfiguration charm; turn a shoe into a brush, a fucking brush, what blimey fool couldn’t do that? Apparently, you had been that blimey fool.

You turned down corners, not knowing where to go, you didn’t even have a destination. When you came back to your reality, you realized that you weren’t inside anymore. Hours ago you had stumbled from the castle to the docs, not many students were out at this fine hour. The sun was peeking from behind the grey clouds, stars appearing as a half crescent moon shined brighter up overhead.

You decided to watch the sun set, knees pulling to your chest as you cradled yourself. The wind blew against your ears, whistling as a storm was brewing. You had felt cold, fingers numbing but all that was on your mind was the pressure of the failed test. Was it even worth all the studying if the outcome was bullshit, was it worth all the time and energy, was it even worth it to become a certified wizard? Questioning thoughts kept appearing right after eachother, no matter how many books you read, none of these questions felt like they could be answered. What was even the point?

“______,” came a voice, calling out to you in the dark, you turned around. There was your point, your reason. You saw Sirius jog up, a somewhat concerned yet angry eyes watching you as he stood above you. “What are you doing all the way out here? You didn’t come to dinner, I was worried,”

“I was just thinking,” you shrugged, turning back to watch the water sway in the dimmed light. Sirius watched you with a frown, he came and sat beside you, his knees brushing against yours.

“You’ve been thinking a lot lately,” he said, eyeing you. You kept looking out towards the water, maybe if you were a part of the merpeople, you’d never have to worry about the stress of school. “Doesn’t everyone think often?” You asked, “I mean how do you even stop thinking?”

“I don’t know,” Sirius replied, looking out towards the water. “All I know is that it ain’t right for me to let you shiver out here,” he said, tugging off his coat as he slid it around your back, letting it hang off your shoulders. You smiled, holding the coat close to you.

“Thank you,” you whispered, he nodded. Usually Sirius was such a talker, but he knew you well enough that sometimes quiet was all you needed; you’d tell him what was really bothering you, and he’d reason with you.

You both stayed silent for a while, before you dug through Sirius's coat pocket and pulled out his cigs. You flipped the box open, taking one out for yourself as you plotted it against your lips, passing one out to Sirius.

You light the cig, a hand to cover the flame from the wind. You lit yours, Sirius leaning over as you did the same for him.

You exhaled out through your nose, sighing. “I failed my charms test,” you said, Sirius listened. He held the cig out, tapping it as the ash fell.

“I studied so hard, I perfected it, but when I got in there- everyone was watching me, I don’t know what happened, I just couldn’t do it,” you rambled, eyes concentrating on the dark lake.

“I’ve done it a hundred times, that should be enough. Why wasn't it enough?” You faltered, pushing the cig in your mouth as you took a deep inhale. Sirius had taken a long look at you, his mouth pressed in a thin line as he criticized what to say. You grew a bit irritated by the silence, turning your head as you stared at him. You wanted him to say something, and Sirius knew that.

“What happened? Was it a panic attack or just a random fluke?” He questioned, you shrug as you search your mind for an answer.

“I don’t know,” you simply state, finishing off the cig as you smush it into the dock.

Sirius nods, looking out towards the lake as it’s waves slam closer and closer to your feet. His eyes linger back to you, his arm extended as he wraps it around your back, pulling you close. You close your eyes, head resting against his shoulder. He leans over, his lips against your forehead as his hand rubs your arm. His hair tickles your cheek and you move closer to his arm, trying to get away from the feeling.

“I’d like to say we can stay here as long as you want, but it’s getting dark and chilly- and I want to go eat dinner with you,” Sirius says, pulling away as you almost begin to sulk before he stands up and offers his hand to you.

“You didn’t eat dinner?” You exclaimed, Sirius loved dinner. You took his hand, pulling yourself up as his arm went around your waist as he guided you back to the castle.

“Merlin no! I was too worried about you!” He says, though he did steal Peter's dessert. Your head rested back against his arm, walking each step with him.

“You’re so silly” you say, his hand moving from your back so you can hold onto it with yours. You wrap your arms around his singular one, clinging onto it for comfort.

“Only for you,” he says, you smile, the stress of the failed grade slipped from your mind as Sirius fills it with laughs and giggles.

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