#the boys asmr

[mishapocalyse]

Hallelujah, My Ass (Part One)

Description: Soldier Boy is a skeptic when it came to religion. Unfortunately, his mind changes once he meets you.

Warnings: Soldier Boy is his own warning// Language//Fluff//Comfort//Kind of Angsty//Blood//Gore?

Pairings: Soldier Boy x Reader

Notes: Mixed some Supernatural in there. Because I can. Part of the Under 500 words prompt.

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No.

He did not believe in God. How could he when no matter how loud or hard he screamed for Hod to save him, no one came. No one answered. Not until Butcher and the other fuckheads decided to break him out.

You were his guardian angel, assigned to him as he was chosen by Mr.Almighty himself. They called him a “righteous man” as to which the other angels snorted. They knew who America’s Soldier was and alas all knew that he didn’t belong in Heaven. However, he still was given you to watch over him.

It was a useless endeavor. Soldier Boy wanted nothing to do with Homelander, however his mission to take each and every one of his traitorous old teammates out was something he was achieving through the whole thing. He couldn’t die, really-and for some reason he hated that. He despised everything that was happening now and what happened back then.

“Oi. Are you done staring at the sun? We have the TNT Twins location.” Butcher announces, slinging the crowbar over his shoulder.

Soldier Boy rolled his eyes, snagging his shield off the floor. You were quick to follow, floating gracefully behind him and into the car that Butcher had somehow acquired. You sat next to him, listening to the disgusting conversation as Soldier Boy referred to the darling Hughie Campbell as “cum guzzler”. In no way was his lack of respect pleasing to you. However, you knew being his guardian he had his soft spots.

Your eyes flicked over to him again after while. He had fallen asleep on the way to Vermont. You leaned over to push a strand of hair from his face, he jerked and sat up abruptly, grumpily staring daggers at Hughie.

“Did you fucking touch me gay boy?” When Hughie said no, Soldier Boy huffed and looked back at the window without a snide remark. You giggled softly, continuing to watch him.

He should not have come to Herogasm. Neither should have you but anywhere he went—you were to follow. The place was booming with life and clad nude bodies intermingling with one another. You were alarmed by all the sin happening at once, you still followed diligently behind as Soldier Boy tore through the entire home killing his target. This time it felt off.

It was too hot—he was too hot this time.

From how bright he shined was too much for the people around him as he burned through them. For you, not a scratch. You reached out and for the first time you tenderly gripped onto his shoulders and transported him back to where Butcher and Hughie were waiting.

“You are becoming a hazard to yourself, dear boy.” You softly stated aloud.

“Who the fuck are you?” Soldier Boy said as both Hughie and Butcher were also staring directly at you.

You found yourself looking around, and you realized they could see you. This was not at all surprising as this had happened with other humans with their angels at times. This was one of those “not so graceful” moments.

You raised up, your white gown glistening in the sun. Your long hair lightly flowing in the wind.

“I am exceptionally relieved that my vessel was the one revealed instead of my true form. If that was the case…none of you would have eyes. Possibly even dead for gazing upon it.” You lightly laughed, stepping forward, giving a light curtsy.

“I am Y/N, your guardian angel, Soldier Boy.” When you had introduced yourself you were confused by the sudden lack of belief from your human.

“Yeah and I’m the fucking Easter Bunny.” He snorts. Butcher and Hughie are appalled, but with Soldier Boy in not believing you.

You sighed, shaking your head as you released your wings to full span. They were gold with black specks, fanning out to about a 40 ft wing span. Your eyes were a clear white as you stepped forward, engulfed in a ray of sunlight.

“I am an angel of the Lord-sent to guard and guide you to your life’s intended purpose.” You bellowed, voice echoing through the trees. The three men took their steps back.

“I guess the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost is real then. Well Hallelujah.” You heard Hughie say as you shot him a small smile.

“You are hurt.” You state taking Hughie’s hands as they glowed for a split second before returning to the correct color.

Staring back at Soldier Boy, he continued to shake his head at you and the situation.

“You do not have to believe me, dear Soldier. However, I am real. For that you must rejoice-“ he snorted again as he began to laugh at you.

“Gotta’ be kidding me. Hallelujah, my ass. Get the fuck out of here lady.”

Hughie tried telling him to watch mouth and do not taking you lightly.

“As you wish, Dear Solider Boy.” You left a feathery touch to his cheek before disappearing into thin air.

[honeymarune]

big guy hux !!

[pycth]

Hot Boi Spring Back event on the Sky Side discord!

A bunch of us artists and writers were given the prompt of exploring the early stages of any pairing’s relationship(s), canon or not.

I chose Asher and Baaabe~ if you didn’t know already, my Baaabe and Ash have known each other since they were teenagers. The boy was hopelessly down bad despite Baaabe’s initial disinterest at the time..just be patient, king, you’ll finally get your chance in about 8-9 years 🙏

(Note that this was before Baaabe and Darlin became a thing for bit—that’s a story for another time)

[sincerelywhistler]

would you still love us if we were wereworms

has anybody done this yet-

Bonus white wereworm Davey for those who subscribe to the white wolf agenda

[piffany666]

what your favourite audio rp channel says about you!

escaped audios:

you love nothing more than watching dudes fail at life. you just love watcing a couple guys get owned all the time. constantly. all the time. every day for--

GBA:

porn? what porn? your here for the plot!...because if there was porn gb would be too powerful

redacted audio:

plot? what plot? your here for the porn!...because the plot hurst you too much.

Sythe audio:

there are two wolfs inside every scythe fan, one is called twinkle and their here for the MASS AMOUNT OF LORE. the other is called cheeky and their here for the hot british men. and only you can deside which wolf takes over.

yuurivoice:

you love the anime vibes, the thumnails reminicent of old school rps and the mass amount of boys love but you are in no way prepared for the inevitable reveal that everything is not as it seems.

[willowwee]

Albus' Favorite: Payment

Ramble: Out of all the moments during BvZ 4, this one got me💀💀 I was planning to finish this few days ago but I was emotionally busy with personal stuff and I needed to thug it out w my friends and family atm BUT NOW I HAVE ALOT OF FREE TIME‼️‼️ I was also planning to draw faithful x albus but im still planning on the background 💀 so enjoy this for a moment and maybe some doodles next if I still haven't figured out what to draw next

Edit: also the head is Vilgrey🔥🔥

[friendly-waffles]

guy and honey <3

heyyy sorry got busy but thought i draw after a few months. i hope y’all like it, i really like how these turned out.

i got inspired to draw my boys after reading the streamer honey fic by @itsyourstarboy. loved it so much pls check it out if you haven’t already.

have a good day <3

taglist:

@caramel-metal @soup-scope @star-sheeps @arrowfleur @febreze-bottle-without-febreze

[qhoaaaa]

SO *claps hands* MILO GREER HUH 💛

I feel like if Erik ever does a flashback of Milo/Sweetheart becoming mates

I just

KENDOWHWOEDN

Think that Milo would be so fucking nervous

"Yeah, I just....see you... as my mate... yeap! And I know we've talked about this before and I just... wanted to say that... uhm... no, wanted to ask if... you'd wanna be my... mate?"

(Insert more lovey dovey shit he is yapping abt how amazing Sweetheart is and has been to him and how they have affected his life)

100% Asher would be more awkward but Milo's nerves are fucking SHOT because he's like holy shiiiiiitt I'm gonna fuckign do this aren't I yes I am

Trying to see if Milo would ask/say it in his apartment or the place where they hunted the Shade down together

Bc he's sentimental

Fucker (I love him)

"My ma is gonna be so fuckin happy"

He's crying your honor

Love a man whose in touch with his emotions

When Sweetheart says yes he's like,

"No shit... WAIT what did you say... yea, that's what I thought... (he's like how the fuck did i get to this point)... w-well what do I do now? I DONT KNOW IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE"

Ahem (NSFW 18+ AFTER CUT)

Tagging! @annahxredaxted @moronkyne

He mounts them.

This is shameless smut you've been warned. 😈

They fuck first in the woods (if he asked in the woods) , then later at his apartment bc we all know these two can't keep their hands off each other...

Hands gripping their hips, it just comes natural to him, especially after they said yes to being his mate.

Let's out the most feral and gutteral moan when he presses inside them

And erm,,, 🥺

Bites.

Tons of biting, claims he wants to have his scent all over them and loves to see his teeth prints on their sweet neck and shoulders

If Sweetheart is on their belly, he bites at their nape, as if trying to keep them still (RHSIDBDJEJE PLEASE PELASEE EPWLSLSLEELEJR)

"My mate... my fucking mate! Mmhh, gonna... gonna fuck you nice and deep... just how my mate likes it..."

He legit won't stop touching them, his hands sliding over their sides, nails lightly pressing into them, he presses his cheek to their neck to smell them, to smell their pleasure, to hear their gasps and moans: he's worshipping them

Milo kinda likes to manhandle them, so there's times where he grips their hips up off the bed/surface and it makes them shiver, he flips them over onto their back to touch their chest and belly, and scoots closer between their legs to fuck them senseless

He does that thing where he moves Sweetheart's legs straight up and holds them and fucks between their thighs before slipping into their hole, he also spanks their thighs while he fucks them a bit

Kinda like honeymoon sex except they're not married, they're mates

And the whole time, he's just rambling on thanking them for being in his life, for being his mate, and being super cute and sappy while he's about to cum inside them

HE LAUGHS DURING SEX, BE STILL MY HEART

They fell asleep with his cock still inside them and in the morning when they're both up, Milo gently fucks into them again, holding them tight to his chest and he has the honor to see them cum on him AND to cum in them again

If they're feeling it, Sweetheart asks Milo for the good old 69 and Milo's like....

"I fucking love youuu"

Milo's on the bottom (they actually push him on the bed and are like "you better fucking stay down and let me please you" and hes like "ooh... hell yeah Sweetheart" (heart eyess)) , Sweetheart is on top and they're fucking deep throating his cock so well he tells them to go slower or else he'll cum too quickly and they're like, ok and?? , he just laughs and then they just plant themselves on his face

Then Milo's got his hands wrapped around their thighs and is NOT letting them go, occasionally he'll have his hand caress up their spine to see them squirm and he'll wrap his hand in their hair, pulling back gently, to see them arch

Even like this he can't resist to spank and grab at their ass, especially if they're fucking SITTING ON HIM (insert that one meme of Doja Cat about big noses)

When they finally cum, Milo kinda shakes his face against them to get every last drop, his tongue swirling everywhere. This man needs their cum.

And Sweetheart makes him cum when they take his cock as far as it'll go and stay there until that cock is done pumping in their mouth.

They are both cum slutsI MEAN WHATAATTEEJEJDIEJOJ

I'm done yapping goodnight

[mythallia]

asher is the type to have baaabe use pet safe dye on his wolf

this man has shown up to a pack run looking like this

[aimedis]

i did it for fun but so many of these are crazy accurate 💀

[mishapocalyse]

I created my first ASMR Ambiance video. Lol check it out. They’ll be more Supernatural stuff and the Boys in the near future. Love you lovelies! 💕💕💕

[honeymarune]

Professor Moore 🌀 (with Dear!)

i wanted to do a little sketch of my version of lasko but it kind of blew out of proportion and turned into a whole page ... enjoy!

[pycth]

MEET THE ARTIST

A little basic, but I think it gets the job done—

It’s my Birthday today, so I thought I’d let y’all get to know me a little better~

(I know this isn’t exactly Redacted/GBA related, but I feel I like since that these fandoms are the primary reason for my being here it was ok for me to use the tags :>)

[yourwonderful]

Alright everyone I have a question, if we put all these characters in a bar whose getting the most people/ladies/ bitches?

[s0lairee]

upright: introspection, reflection; reversed: exile, loneliness.

a lil vinny piece. i haven't drawn my sweet boy in so long and i miss him. added heathers for solitude <3

[p0pp3t]

everyone who has an audio rp channel is a pimp and all their characters are their girls (gn) send post