#the commitment to the bit

[makomoris]

watching armand lestat backstory i love seeing the history of the worst people you know!!!!!!!! also the dynamics of armand louis in the context of yah we both have the same fucked up ex and now we live a perfectly normal life with the blandest fucking sex life imaginable.

[hold-him-down]

@peachy-panic BROUGHT ME TO BUILD A BEAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND WE MADE LEO’S LION I’M-

[eddiethegiantlibrarian]

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

[alicepooryorick]

Ok. I know this is hella niche. But... If you know you know, this man would understand Shiva SO well.

[nateconnolly]

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

[toboldlymuppet]

the empress ✨

[missroserose]

Currently taking odds on this guy showing up as Sam Reich’s evil twin in the next season of Game Changer

[onewithblankets]

this week on game changer, I am faced with the realization that good actors are, in fact, good actors

[sirenium]

Include men in your body positivity. you are not body positive if you make fun of male pattern baldness, neckbeards, fatness, etc in men. these traits are just as worthy of acceptance regardless of if it's wrapped in pink bows or not.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

elon musk really is a walking parody of "divorced man whose children hate him"

[starofhisheart]

Assad, Eric & Luke rpfing irl

[unfortunatelyphoenix]

Since I noticed a couple Ghost Prince Danny things I decided to make my own, even if I don't know much about the series.

Vlad being the ever stupid fruitloop he is decided to try and steal Pariah's things again and woke him up again. Wanting a rematch he immediately stormed back to Amity Park, but before he dragged it back into the Infinite Realms for round 2 he overheard Danny talking to his friends about how he got summoned by the Justice League and through some hilarious misunderstandings on their part now think that Phantom is Pariah Dark's son and in turn the Ghost Prince.

Pariah, who surprisingly is ALSO a little shit at times (and is pretty much being called a little baby ghost's dad), immediately jumps at the idea of actually doing this hilarious prank and steals the group for sometime and manage to strike a deal that as long as he doesn't do anything horrible he won't be stuffed back into his coffin and they can do the bit. This ends up leading to Pariah Dark acting like Phantom's less than good of a person dad who actually starts to reform because he's too committed to the bit. This ends up leading to him, and everyone else, discovering he has surprisingly good parental instincts, having caused everyone to stop and look at him in confusion the first few (hundred) times he instinctively did a good parent thing.

Eventually though, something happens where Danny needs help but can't go to his friends or family, he can't go to the JL for help since he doesn't trust them and he's made it instinct to never go to Vlad, so he goes to the one ghost he does trust with this, Pariah Dark. It's at this point that Pariah realizes that it's no longer a bit and that he's become the closest thing Danny has to an actual parent, because let's be honest here, even if Jack and Maddie are good here they're still severely neglective of Danny and there's only so much Jazz can do while being 2-3 years older than him, and all the other ghosts who help him are more like mentors than actual parental figures.

Usually a ghost would have their parents to teach them if they're there as well, but Danny doesn't have good human parents and he died before they did, pretty much leaving him an orphaned baby, and no Justice League, JL Dark, or GIW will stop Pariah Dark from being the parent Danny desperately needs.

[scarslittlehat]

jimmy saying that grian didnt speak the whole night while he was dressed up as that fuckass penguin and would bring out a toy gun and shoot anyone who said [the bird’s] full name…honestly not even that surprised thats the level of commitment i expect for him

[cairafea]

my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying

ref:

[may6th2030]

this was sexy. to me.

[cantpickyourgenre]

I do think after Eddie gets back Buck has a bit of a moment where he's thinking to himself, "I do NOT want to move out, but this is weird, right?" and so he keeps making plans to get out of the house at least every other night because he wants to give Eddie and Chris space. But Eddie insists on driving him in Buck's truck to and from these events For Reasons. It starts with Eddie dropping Buck off at Madney's for dinner and Buck sends him a silly little text that says, "driver played weird music 3/5 stars" and Eddie just responds, "heaven forbid anyone try branching out past Springsteen" and Buck smiles a little. And then it just becomes Their Thing. Buck gets dropped off at the gym and he sends a little, "good snacks. 4/5 stars" and Eddie responds, "you brought the protein bar, you weirdo :)" Buck gets dropped at the bar to meet up with Ravi and sends the already typed out message, "driver can change a tire soooooooooooooo fast. 4/5 stars" and Eddie says, "I didn't even do that this time, Buck." followed up by, "damn, what does a guy have to do to get 5 stars?" and Buck just sends back ";)" and when Eddie picks him back up and brings him home, a little tipsy but NOT drunk Buck sends, "driver knew the fastest way to get to my house. 5/5 stars" and Eddie responds (even though they're two feet apart) "OUR home, Buck :)" followed up with "but thank you for the 5 stars, knew you'd come around eventually." and when Eddie drives them into a shift, after his first real fight with Chris post-Texas, its fine, they worked it out, but Eddie is still a little shaky. Buck allows his brain to not overthink and sends, "driver looks like human, beautiful, golden sunshine even when he's a little upset. 5/5 stars"