#the connors problem

[okwritingandpain]

I have returned with actual content

Hello humans! It is I! I have content galore for you all...just none of it is about Spiderman lol. I actually have written two other fanfictions on Wattpad and Ao3 in the past year and I thought I would share them here too. I am planning to rewrite Connors Problem but for now if you are a Beatles fan or Hogwarts Legacy fan then I have some stuff for you! I will be posting the first chapter of each fanfiction today. Be on the look out if you are a fan! This time I am actually coming back! I promise!

You:

[poolparty13]

When Connor is out of the lineup and now everyone is asking you what the plan is….

[clopinasworld]

Day 19 - Plump

[thestarstoasun]

Because the next part of this isn't where I want it to be yet due to packing and schooling, I'm going to post some (more) of my headcanons!

• The Hermes cabin treats all unclaimed demigods as their own siblings even after they get claimed (depending on how fast they get claimed).

• The year-round demigods are closer with each other, but during summer they tend to spend more time with the other campers more. The bonds they have are a bit obvious though.

• Travis and Connor Stoll have a running prank of convincing all new demigods that they're twins (at least until Travis leaves.)

• During Nico's brief stay at camp in The Titan's Curse, he made friends with the Stolls and a few other campers. (Canonically he met Will, but I did hc they met before it was confirmed.)

• The Ares campers are the best at every weapon, except bows. Some Apollo kids (Michael Yew included) take full advantage of bringing this up. When Sherman Yang brought up Will's less than proficient bow skills, Clarisse had Sherman apologize.

• Chiron teaches the year-rounders using Ancient Greek textbooks + books and myths, so they can understand the material easier.

• When Jason shows up, some people have to pay up because there were bets made on which of the Big 3 would have another secret demigod, when Hazel came more drachmas were exchanged to the Apollo cabin. (Drew: "How the Hades did you guess Hades would have another secret child!?" Will: "I mean, technically, it was Pluto?")

• After Beckendorf's death, the Hephaestus cabin seemed to dull until Leo showed up. He reminded them a lot of Beckendorf and yet was so different (starting with height).

• The Demeter kids hate the winter months and prefer spring and summer.

[peskellence]

he's lost in the blue void quick save him

[pastelaeqy]

two versions because I couldn’t decide. Hi.

[samanthasgone]

Nikita Zadorov was asked why the NHL suspended Carson Soucy for cross-checking McDavid...😭☠️

Nikita Zadorov speaks on playing in Edmonton 😭☠️

[andtheflameswenthigher]

Reading hrpf has made me care way too much about random players I’ve never heard of before who play on teams I do not give a shit about

[xysidhequeen]

So- for the Red Knight AU I was thinking

What if Danny has in the past accidentally popped into the Lazarus pit in the League Of Assassins? Like what if they're not quite portals but more leaks in the GZ to the human realm and Danny, exploring because he's bored, slips through using a portal he made.

And when he does he sees this small child, probably nothing more than a toddler and he just ends up visiting sporadically to meet this kid.

Later when he and Jason go back to Gotham Danny runs into a very familiar face one day in the manor.

[jiminy-crickets]

why is it always my posts about matt rempe that get a bunch of notes??????? why god why!!!!! i cant, i cant be known as the 'age appropriate but weird psycosexual crush on 6'7 matt rempe, who gets horny when he's covered in blood and bruises, or is getting beat up' blogger, i need i NEED to be known as the 'paces in circles while muttering about how 'connor bedard is cursed, he signed his contract on his 18th birthday, he will never have a normal young adulthood, he didn't have normal teenage years, even as first draft pick he still didn't think he would make the team so his coach had to tell his mom that they should start looking for apartments in the city, the only time he seems happy in interviews are when people ask him about his playing and they never fucking do, the hawks sent him to nhl media weekend before he ever played a single game, hes only 18 there is no way this can be healthy, everyone is looking at him but no one seems to care what is actually happening to him' who makes posts about warping space and time to send connor to university for a year so he can have a normal life for some miniscule amount of time" blogger.

[medicsbigburlychest]

when ur trying to find a simple dbh fanfic but every other story has a tag like "ABSOLUTE HARDCORE ANAL FINGERING (NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED OR THE EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE)"

[okwritingandpain]

The Connors Problem Chapter 10: Go Fish

I sit atop the hill of green. I wait for my friend to come home. My friend might come back. His life is no more. I lost my friend what feels like a 1000 years ago. Years I lived alone. Now I’m lost in a multiverse with men of spiders and lizard creatures with strange goblins on thrones. Lost but found where I belong with all other mistakes. No one can find me, no one can be me, no one can stop me. I sit atop a throne of skulls. Goblins dance around me. All around, I heard cheers of joy and despair. I wish and wish for the world to cause me to drown. I hate it here and I hate the world that was created out of spite. We could have avoided this if it wasn’t for a spider bite. I cannot hear, I cannot breathe, I cannot run away from this horrible place of grief. Where am I now and where are you? My dearest friend. I wish for you to return… this time not dead.

Y/N POV

I watched Connors give orders around the house. I had become saddened after many weeks of traveling the multiverse. My heart thumped rapidly as I could hear loud goblin bombs from outside. Curt would sit with me at the table, playing cards. 

“Go fish?” He asked. I could see a patch of scales on his forehead. He must have transformed earlier. I wondered why Connors hadn’t tried to turn back himself yet. The option applied to him. It made sense, though, that he would choose not to. He wasn’t on the best terms with Peter and probably didn’t want to seem accepting of Peter’s cure theory. 

“Seems simple. I thought you would be more of a poker person.” I turned to look at him. The older man and I smile. Curt had been longing for my attention lately. He must know that we have a general location for his Peter. Curt shuffles the cards, gears working in his scaly head. 

“I may seem like a gambler, but playing it safe may be the best way to go.” The cars dance in shuffled patterns, fluttering out to me and Curt as they finish their shuffle. 

“Safe? Says the man who turned into a lizard trying to kidnap me for Peter Parker.” I picked up my cards and smirked. Two queens and two threes. A good start. We set out our first matches. My four cards and Curt’s pair of eights. 

“I was brainless during that time, admittedly. It’s been a little tough since then, as you can tell.” Curt looks around at the busy room. Peter, MJ, and Ned were doing research from whatever they could, newspapers, the small glimpses of the internet, and old pictures. Connors was working with Contour on pinpointing Curt’s Peter’s location. Everyone was doing something, except for Curt and I. Was I useless? I admit I wasn’t very helpful yet. Yet…

“Stop with that look.” Curt interrupted my thoughts. He fiddled with his cards, his stare intense. 

“I’m sorry it bothered you.” I said plainly, “You have a 9?” 

“Go fish.” Curt shuffled through his cards. I grabbed a new card from the deck. It looked different from the rest of the deck. It had a set of coordinates on it. I looked at Curt, confused. He smiled. 

“What is this-”

“I found him.” Curt looked to the others, who weren’t looking. The scales on his forehead seemed to grow as he grew more cautious. 

“Found who?” I asked nervously. I tightened my grip on my cards. Contour looked at Curt and nodded. What was he up to? Curt stood up and patted me on the back.

“I’m afraid I need to use the bathroom. I’m sure Contour could play a few rounds for me.” Curt said, walking towards that bathroom door. 

“In your dreams, lizard boy.” Contour laughed. He put a hand on Connors’ shoulder as he walked over to me. 

“What game are you two playing?” I asked sternly. I set my cards down, leaning closer to Contour. 

“Go fish?” He responded with a cocky grin, “Have a 5?” 

I handed him my 5. He smiled, setting the pair down.

“You know what I mean.” I hissed. I was losing my patience. All of this had made me absolutely impatient after all the crazy shit that had happened the last few days. God, was it hard to look at Contour! He looked so much like my old friend. What happened to those simpler days? It felt like it would never come back, the good days. 

“Just stay calm. You have nothing to worry about.” Contour kept my gaze steady. 

“Y/N!” Peter suddenly yelled. He came up to our table. “Curt is gone.” 

“What? He said he was going to the bathroom!” I said, shockingly.

“I knew this day would come.” Connors hissed.

The room was now a mess as Contour twisted the strange card in his hand. On the back was a spider. I had a feeling I knew what Curt meant now.

[m3tth4ws]

@ laurenkyle1 Married the love of my life and it was the most perfect weekend I could ever imagine!

[clopinasworld]

Connor "glitching" during the Eden Club fight + Bonus (From this video of the fight scene in first person mod)

[proteusolm]

cis men will vent to you about how insecure they are about their height, then tell you they're 5'9' as if that isn't exactly the average height for a North American man, and above average height internationally

[larsnicklas]

[231227 chi vs. wpg] connor bedard is interviewed postgame after a 2-1 ot win against winnipeg in which he scored both chicago goals