#the funniest tag tbh

[carnivorous-horses-lover]

[st7arlight]

a theory has been proposed and i must know the answer

also: ace counts ace subtypes (ie: demi, gray)- ace is an umbrella term

also also: go ahead and vote in favor of bi if ur pan or otherwise are into more than one gender. semantics are unimportant

also also also: put in the tags what you identify as, im getting curious

[tomatoart]

this has been sitting in drafts for literally a year 

[wildpeachfarm]

The way punz got the same reaction from twitter, tumblr, and Reddit was truly something magical. He really thought that we would be on his side with that one.

he thought he ate so hard and then checked twitter to us praising dream for cucking him like

[arislore]

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆.˚જ⁀➴ You Take My Breath Away

this is an angst(?) blurb based off the kas!eddie theory if it were to happen in my au that i have yet to write about. peace and love. not proofread or beta read. 499 words.

This movie night was going to be the death of you.

Yeah, it was nice that Nancy invited you over, but you only said yes because you knew she would worry, and when Nancy worries, she smothers. But now you were cold, and all the blankets were in the wash. The popcorn is burnt and the candy melted into one giant ball. And, on top of all that, the VHS player wasn’t working.

“Just the TV on the side,” She said, as if it were that easy.

That was a half an hour ago. Nancy decided to start baking snacks to make up for the candy a little while after. You were kneeling in front of the TV, cursing under your breath every time something happened.

The doorbell rang. You hoped that she called for a pizza delivery, because you were not in the mood to deal with nosy neighbors.

“Can you get that?” Nancy called from the kitchen.

You stood up from your position in front of the TV, walking towards the door and opening it. You gasp, your hand flying over your mouth.

You jog up to the meeting place, counting four people instead of five.

“Max, Lucas, and Erica are in the hospital,” You tell them. “It’s bad.”

“Well, we should go then,” Steve said.

“Hold on… where’s Eddie?” You ask Dustin, your head on a swivel. “Is he okay?”

He looks at you, letting out a soft sob.

“Dustin…” Your hands ball in and out of fists, your breath quickening. “Where is he?”

“He’s gone.”

“Wh…” You pause, your eyebrows furrowing. “How?”

He steps toward you, silent. You return the favor, eyes widening as his fingers wrap around your throat. You cough, clawing at his hand.

“Stop!” You scream, but it comes out more like a whisper.

It’s me! It’s me! I love you, stop!

You felt his skin begin to build up under your fingernails as you clawed at his hand, his wrist, his arm–anything you could grab. His head tilted to the side as his grip tightened around your throat.

“Ed–” You choked, your eyes rolling back.

He lifted you by the neck, your legs kicking wildly.

“Who was it?” Nancy called.

Your foot hit the door, sending it flying into the hall table behind it. Nancy called your name, her voice frantic. You didn’t–couldn’t answer.

The sound of feet running past you and up the stairs barely registered as he lifted you higher, walking into the house another couple steps. Tears streamed down your face, into the crevices of his fingers and your neck.

BANG. BANG. BANG.

You crumpled to the floor, gasping for air. You brushed your hands around your neck, sobbing as you stared at the lifeless body in front of you.

“What the fuck just happened?” Nancy asked, squatting down next to you and putting a hand on your shoulder.

You jumped at the contact, turning to look at her with wide eyes.

“My dead boyfriend just tried to fucking kill me.”

[torchickentacos]

Sibling walked up to me and asked, "If BW takes place in Pokemon New York, then does N have a heavy NY accent?" and now I refuse to accept that as anything but canon

[nonokoko13]

Call me Mahoro because I also think her brother is hot af Btw the plot twist in this series is that Arajin is going take his crush last name but not because of her. Sorry for the spoilers peace and love in the planet Earth

And could somebody make this Marito teddy bear real? It's a basic and essential need atp

[likesummerrainn]

[bhaalble]

Love Bhaal explicitly granting exemption from murderquest for both whoever his champion's special pookie is and also. If necessary, whatever breeding partners are needed to keep the line alive. This is what happens when your domain is bloodshed not death someone at some point has to be on the other end churning out babies to do blood rituals with

[your-fave-isdoomedbythenarrative]

Drake

Drake from Real Life is doomed by the narrative and trying to escape.

[fishareglorious]

Aww, his constellation is of a pigeon! The little pigeon lad.

[lesbiankoby]

what is the kobyluzo kids relationship with each other like? (if they have one idk how big their age gap is xp)

-1pcii

i’ve been making jokes about luffy undoubtedly going out of his way to collect a “treasure baby” ala uta and shanks for ages so they actually have an older sibling with an indeterminate personality that’s like six years older then niku but that kid is really probably more of the collective responsibility slash kid of the ship and was like, three when adopted as a cabin boy. and likes ussop the best anyway.

but it was evidence that any of these clowns can be trusted with the responsibility of a human baby, lol. im pretty sure Eldest Sibling By A Country Mile has a bit of a complex about asserting his big brotherly authority…… good luck. lol.

anyway the kobylu baby / niku was an accident (lol!) (koby is extremely embarrassed by this) and is something like three years older then tanto the zolu baby (who may or may not have hatched out of an egg)… she’s pretty protective of them as the baby but they think she’s stupid as hell (and unlike zoro tanto actually has an uncanny sense for direction…. they never bother to tell anyone where they’re going, though).

the cain instinct jumps out pretty embarrassingly fast considering the not insignificant gaps in their ages but they get along pretty well at the end of the day. you know how siblings are. but especially when they’re all crammed on the same ship…. whatever crazy custody agreement where koby yoinks the youngest for a while is the only thing preventing a bloodbath from happening in closed quarters. (cabin boy likes having the ship to himself again before he leaves on his own journey lol koby is like the awkward stepdad he largely mistrusts…. treasure chest gacha ssss+ pull shooting at the fleet admiral or whatever koby is to defend captains honor…… zoro laughed.)

anyway mainly niku thinks her baby sibling is cute and helpless uwa (except when they’re messing with her vintage cavendish posters or whatever die die die die die) and tanto thinks she’s stupid as all hell and kind of ditzy (debatably ironic coming from them) but will silently hamstring losers who think they can get away with bothering her. their dads are all chronically embarrassing people who named them meat and sword. (koby tried)

[definitelynotshouting]

Man we sure do love getting hunt for sport in there 😭 😌/silly

-🍂

me posting in the bonus snippets channel is the equivalent of cocking a shotgun truly

[marshmellowtea]

self shipping with damien in a way that’s distinctly tragic. self shipping with actor in a way that’s tormented but ultimately tender. self shipping with darkiplier in a way that’s strained. self shipping with wilford in a way that’s honestly kind of funny

[iguessricciardo]

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[rosesradio]

thank you for the headsup about thomas being in a smosh video next week so i wont be absolutely fucking JUMPSCARED by that man in the notifications

lmao you’re welcome, glad to be of service 🫡