#the girls are here

[pandoriasmostwanted]

The Girlies Got A Glowup

Calamity Maplebridge + Fox Phoenix Ravenport + Domino Branwen Kingstone + Moon Ylva Stormheart + Northstar

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[Leaves rustling]

[Multiple people shouting in the distance]

Man: I'm gonna ask you this one more time. Why the fuck were you looking at my girl?

Louise: Babe, stop-

Isaac: I wasn't.

Man: Then who were you looking at?!

Isaac: Definitely not you.

Man: You-

Louise: Seriously, stop!

Man: Why're you defendig him?

Louise: I'm not-

Man: But you are, though.

Mikah: Is this really necessary?

Isaac: [Yawns]

Man: Oh, I'm sorry, am I boring you?

Isaac: Yes.

Mikah: Can we just go, please?

[Bickering]

Sorya: [Clears throat]

Man: The fuck do you want?

Louise: Shut up! That's Sorya!

Man: Who?

Louise: You can't be serious.

Mikah: [Sigh] He's the bar manager at Mooniva, and he works here. [Gestures to the tattoo shop]

Sorya: So what's all this about, then?

Louise: [Sigh] Wouldn't you like to know...

Man: Just dealing with this street scum.

Isaac: Tell him why.

Man: Shut up, cunt.

Isaac: Make me.

Man: I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Sorya: Enough.

Louise: [Hushed] Babe, seriously. He's not worth it.

Isaac: You should listen to your girlfriend.

Man: Shut. Up.

Isaac: This wet wipe over here thinks I was making a move on his girlfriend or whatever.

Sorya: Well, were you?

Isaac: [Scoff] Of course not. Not my fauly he feels threatened by me.

Louise: I don't think-

Man: I'm not threatened by him. My girl's got standards.

Isaac: Not very high standards, apparently.

Louise: Hey! Rude, much?!

Mikah: You are not a very nice person...

Isaac: Oh, really? What gives you the impression?

Sorya: [Sigh] If you're gonna fight, can you at least go somewhere else? I don't particularly want to end up distracted at work.

Louise: They're not going to fight, we have places to be. Isn't that right?

Man: [Grumbles]

Mikah: We were just leaving anyway. There's a train we really need to catch!

Louise: Great, let's go. Babe!

Man: [Mutters] I'm coming...

Sorya: Isaac. Why am I not surprised? Having fun, were you?

Isaac: Yeah, you know me. Making new friends every day.

Sorya: With that guy? You've got shit taste.

Isaac: Figured I'd broaden my horizons, you know?

Sorya: What're you doing here anyway?

Isaac: Jheez, Sorya. Am I not allowed to go for a nice, early morning run?

Sorya: Fuck off were you going for a run.

Isaac: Y'got me there. Was picking up drugs.

Sorya: [Snort] Of course you were.

Isaac: Yeah, and then that fuck stopped me, but it's fine, because Prince Charming came to the rescue.

Sorya: Oh, so I'm not Superman anymore, then?

Isaac: Nah, you've just got promoted.

Sorya: [Laughs] Good to know.

Isaac: As lovely as this was, I've got beatings to avoid so...

Sorya: [Snort] Of course you do.

Sorya: Don't get killed!

Isaac: I make no promises!

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[gaynglican]

Girl, the meek better start inheriting the earth faster, because what the fuck is this

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[thesnadger]

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

[mendoskeleton02]

fnaf movie doodlrs

[cor-lapis]

demo of all time

[mochlus]

This tiny gray cat showed up in our backyard and we were like oh shes so small she must be a little baby kitten, we have to help her, so we got her inside and took her to the vet and they were like nope. no she has all her adult teeth. shes just small. she's literally just that small.

[stil-lindigo]

the calamity.

a comic about being seen.

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[punkitt-is-here]

[oars]

girl are you sure???????????????

[timetodiverge]

Excuse me sir, that's my Emotional Support vicious lurca hound

....soooo Batcher is fully Crosshair's puppy now, yes???

-spending the morning at the beach with him instead of Omega -sitting next to him at the table -staying near him while everyone was yelling -squaring off against the wyrm ("YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!"), then going right to Crosshair to check in, then STAYING THERE while Crosshair has his moment with Hunter

[polararts]

It's a period piece~

[lena-cant]

so many ships this site likes are just like. fellas, is it gay to have a narrative foil 😳😳