#the man who loved the corpse

[plusvanity]

the cast of my Cryptid AU fic (part one)

chose your fucking freak

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[kazumahashimoto]

you're colder than i remember

[adore-nyx]

Felt the urge to draw her covered in blood

[alexjcrowley]

Saying Swiss Army Man is about gay necrophilia is like saying Oedipus Rex is about a guy who fucks his mom. You're only technically correct.

[iguessitsjustme]

So you're telling me

that this man was able to pull these three ladies

at the same time and marry two of them and keep the other as a mistress?

That man? I've seen dirty socks on the sidewalk with more sex appeal.

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

can I ask the lore for your fnaf 6 Henry? you’ve been saying he’s also dead and stuff- and now stuff about illusion discs? I’ve kind of been holding myself back from asking for a while but now I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE PLEASEREEEEEENEGDKSBEJDJBFS

😭

OKAY OKAY I've talked bout this before but I think Henry full on dies in 1985 (he finished building the Funtimes and is overwhelmed by guilt- he uses Baby to attempt suicide). Bill finds his corpse and, being the great guy he is, sticks some remnant in him and fucks off into hiding.

Now come FFPS Henry has been slowly decomposing for 38 years (he still has all his organs which does help slow that down but he's definatly worse for wear). I think he got into the habit of keeping the discs on im to make him look like he's not dead aroound '87. The discs in 2023 have the added bonus of making it look like he has both of his arms again which is nice (Springtrap ate one of them).

I haven't decided where exactly the discs come from I've just been chocking it up to Bill and Henry having way too much time and money in the 70s and deciding to fuck around and find out. Henry has like 200 of those things in a box in his attic.

[ditttiii]

it's every single time i give myself a minute to breathe. a minute away from people, places, distractions, running away from my reality--when the heartbreak catches up and hits me. knocks my fucking breath out.

[keii]

Bellamy in the goblin camp is my favorite version of him so far, I love choosing options that supports him being a fucking menace LOL

[ervona]

first unlike Orin and Gortash, Ketheric didn't go through horrific child abuse... when he lost first his wife then his daughter, he reacted in a harsh way that's understandable for that deep grief he felt, his whole family abandoned by the goddess they'd served... but what he did with that is then take it out on innocent people all to fill an empty space. he was absolutely ruthless as a Sharran, I can easily put him on the same level as Orin and Gortash in cruelty... and he kept on being selfish while punishing people he transferred his shame on like Aylin who had nothing to do with Isobel's death but she was alive while Isobel was dead so she had to pay. he's an immensely wounded and heartfelt character but are we being serious here when we say he is more sympathetic than those two who went through hell. how is he any better

[plusvanity]

but what if

[feralthembo]

i actually like ballas as an antagonist. hes believable. hes just some guy some fuckin nepo baby. whatever the orokin equivalent of a tech ceo was. this guy was like space roman apple guy. i want to put him in a jar and study him like a bug.

[sunhalf]

kairi has been dead since the beginning. btw.

[hidansexwife]

we never see konan interact with the other akatsuki that much, which i assume is because most of it was her being frustrated at having to wrangle a bunch of insane criminals who make giving yourself wings and calling yourself an angel and a messenger of god look normal and not because kishimoto doesn't think women exist outside of subservience to men

[midnightdemonhunter]

...Please! Please let me make it!

[You were never going to make it.]

[stcries]

Okay but who would be interested if I added Frankenstein’s monster as a muse on here….