✔️married with two kids in his early 20s
✔️much older, richer husband
✔️ live in husband's apartment
✔️ does the household chores (cleaning, washing dishes, etc)
you all...regret to say this...but i think alec is a tradwife
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Cleric: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed?
Barbarian: It's my job.
Cleric: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most adventurers. For you it seems to be the purpose.
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Stefan: If you had to choose between Damon and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Alaric: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Damon: Ric!
Stefan: 63 cents.
Alaric: I'll take the money.
Damon: ALARIC!!!
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I love how 1 star book reviews are either like a whole analysis of the book and how the plot is bad and the characters are unrealistic and how the author is problematic etc or just "this book sucked lol"
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This scene was way too perfect for this meme I just had to XD
Original scene by @cassandraclare under the cut!
here's the original meme too even though I'm pretty sure everyone knows it XD
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Paladin: When Rogue says “enterprising,” they mean “morally deficient.”
Rogue: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now that’s something I would have done.”
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Did no one do this? Anyways, the duo.
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I can't draw beautiful art but I can draw memes 😌
(this is the face of a man on a mission)
@carelessflower this idea popped up on your account a few weeks ago, hope you like it 😛
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