#the new suit

[eastoncowan]

he’s so cunty…

[the-autistic-spider]

i dont realy mind miles new suit

i have a few probems though

the way he says "it time for a miles morales original"

bro the last suit was also an original

2. the way he removes the mask

like it should be a pull it down around the neck because of the hair hole

3. the lack of reason for its existence

like at least have his old suit be damaged or something have it be damaged by venom causing him to make a new one

or that one point with kraven where he was kidnapped have his suit be in shreds and then bring in the new one

[viviennes-tears]

The new suit (Tom Hiddleston, Sebastian Stan, Tom Holland & Paul Rudd drabble)

18+ blog: It is YOUR responsibility, as a reader, to think about the content that you consume at your own discretion. 

A/N: Thank you to VampireQueen666 for sending in all these prompts and for your patients while waiting for me to write this. I have enjoyed writing them. Although this one has big changes compared to the original prompt. In all honesty I did struggle with it and I genuinely struggled with writing the shaving aspect of the prompt to make it a good read. So I have cut that out, however I hope this alternative makes up for it. 

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Prompt requested by VampireQueen666 on A03: I had another idea, sorry its so soon. And I appreciate the kinky lol. Hiddleston and Sebastian are hanging out when an embarrassed Holland comes in. He is getting a fitting for his new costume and needs his Nethers shaved and he's nervouse to do it himself. Sebastian thinks it's hysterical and is very enthusiastic. He manhandles Hollands clothes off. Hiddleston does the shaving, while Sebastian is tickling, pinching, biting, teasing and arousing Holland. Rudd stumbles in and see's what he can do to help.

Summary: Tom Holland has to have a new and tighter Spidey suit much to his embarrassment about the possibility of showing off his assets too much. Sebastian Stan finds Holland's embarrassment amusing and teases him too, while Tom Hiddleston tries to comfort Holland. However things escalate when Paul Rudd walks in.

Warnings: Mentions of threesome, m/m/m relationship, teasing and innuendos.

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Hiddleston and Sebastian decided to hangout for the evening together in Hiddleston's hotel room and watch a bit of TV. Although most of what was on TV seemed to be boring, luckily for them their night was about to get more interesting.

Within a couple of hours Holland barges into Hiddleston's hotel room with a self-conscious expression. Both Hiddleston and Sebastian peer over the back of the sofa at Holland as he huffs and closes the door behind him.

"What's the matter with you?" Sebastian asks with teasing under tones.

"They want to tighten my Spidey suit." Holland sighs, as he walks further into the room and around the sofa.

"And that's bad, why?" Sebastian smirks, as he imagines Holland in a tighter Spidey suit.

"Oh...I think I know why." Hiddleston says, as he shuffles over on the sofa and pats the space he created between himself and Sebastian. Holland sits down after being invited by Hiddleston's pat on the sofa.

"Care to fill me in?" Sebastian asks with curiosity, causally draping his arm over the back of the sofa, while Hiddleston has Tom's head now resting on his shoulder and he softly strokes his hair.

"His assets might be more...visible." Hiddleston says cheekily, causing Sebastian to laugh out loud at the thought of Tom's predicament. 

"Not that I would complain." Sebastian winked, making Holland's cheeks heat up. 

"I don't want a tighter suit though." Holland whined, as Tom continued to stroke his hair softly, while he still rested his head on Tom's shoulder.

"But think of all the new thongs we could spoil you with to go along with your new suit." Sebastian says playfully, putting his hand on Holland's thigh, and gives it a little squeeze. Holland's cheeks only get redder by the second.

"Yes, you'll definitely be spoiled." Hiddleston adds just as playfully.

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"Hey guys, I thought we...." Paul begins to speak, as he opens the door to Hiddleston's hotel room. Both Toms and Sebastian freeze as Paul enters the room, yet Paul is quick to cover his eyes with his hand, as he caught the three of them in the middle of a threesome in the seating area. "Oh god, guys seriously!" Paul adds in discomfort.

"Why don't you join us?" Sebastian chuckles teasingly, while Holland tries to hide his face against Tom's bare chest, and Tom just stares at Paul with a light pink hue on his cheeks.

"No, no thanks. I'm good!" Paul replies dismissively, as he keeps his hand over his eyes and back pedals towards the door. 

"Oh come on, Paul. You won't know if you'll like it, unless you try it." Sebastian says mischievously with a wide grin on his face.

"No, nope...nah-ah." Paul said, as he tried to reach back for the door handle keeping his eyes covered.

"Just try it!" Sebastian seemingly does not drop the subject so easily.

"No...just next time at least put up a 'do not disturb sign' on the door, or hang up a sock or something, gees." Paul said, finally he opened the door before he swiftly turned around, and then he pegged it out of there. Slamming the door slightly on his way out.

"Ah well, more Toms for me then." Sebastian winks at them both.

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[mebssann]

local old man finally gets new clothes

[ryanthel0ser]

I would like to take a moment to appreciate Miles's huge Spidey eyes

They take up so much of his face, I love them so much

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[sebdoeswords]

[nmzuka]

my humble offering

[alyakthedorklord]

Spare Parts (dp x dc prompt)

Warning for Fanon-typical vivisection.

The Bats have a new case where bodies keep having organs taken from them. This happens in morgues, to bodies found on the street, with absolutely nothing in common except for one thing.

The bodies with stolen organs all have little notes. Last words. Wills. Passwords to safes and bank accounts, sweet I love yous to spouses and kids. Some rather specific info from a body that was identified to be a gang member, which allowed the bats to catch the boss (who had betrayed the guy.)

Almost as if the ghosts are writing these notes.

And, well, they are dictating them. Phantom is the one writing them for the spirits, and in return, he’s taking body parts as payment.

He doesn’t care if a liver is past expiration date and therefore the living can’t use it as a transplant. A little ecto will fix it right up, and he can put it into his body, frozen in a fusion of his ice and clockworks time. He’s not fully dead. Just… split. That’s fine though.

He just needs to replace the parts that got ripped out of him in the vivisection.

[toshootforthestars]

(source)

[dykedvonte]

The new Vegas Tribes having to learn to read, write, do math, and every casino game on earth along with customer service etiquette in the span of like a month or else this gambling Walt Disney Knockoff they’ve never met is going to gun them down with big fuck machines they’ve seen for the first time in their life. Not to mention they have to learn how to tie a tie:

[drawerbread]

saving the last dance!!!!!!!!!

(turn your brightness up for max effect)

[batbabydamian]

it’s so funny to me Damian made and wore this suit for ONE meeting with his mom 😭

shown in the “Demon or Detective?” backups in Batman (2016) #106 and Detective Comics #1034!

[bizarrelittlemew]

unfair of him to make a uniform look this good 🫠🫠🫠

[elitadream]

Happy New Year everyone!! 🤩🎉

I wish you all a marvelous time with your loved ones. May these upcoming months bring you joy, peace and all sorts of good things! 🤗💖

[moondoposting]

khonshu was also uninvited from the orgy