#the presidents shoelaces

[theworstcreature]

Next time i suspect someone’s an ajr fan, I’m just going to ask them where Steve’s going (a la the presidents shoelaces)

[staffs-secret-blog]

I find it funny how when I say I’m mainly active on tumblr, some people IMMEDIATELY begin just saying words at me. I assume they are referring to tumblr memes. Somehow I’ve been on tumblr since 2015 and I don’t know a single tumblr meme. Found out about the skeleton war an hour ago.

Not even Dashcon? What about the bone stealing witch?

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I mean, you're obviously President Barack Obama, right?

well obviously

also can everyone stop stealing my shoelaces now >:(

/j

[morganbritton132]

Someone on TikTok posted a video that’s like, “I think Eddie Munson has a Tumblr account.”

Their evidence? A clip from a video Mike posted complaining about being dragged out of the house at ass o’clock in the morning to go hiking. In the background you can hear Eddie say, “It’s fucking wimdy out here.”

Someone stitched their video with one of Corroded Coffin on a podcast like, “I think you’re onto something.”

In the clip, Eddie’s reading out the instructions for a game but fucks the entire sentence up. He pauses, takes a breath, and then mutters, “How dare you say I piss on the poor” and then begins again.

Someone else stitches the original video with the most damning evidence of all. They’re at the grocery store and go up to Eddie. They ask for his autograph and tell them that his music means a lot to them, and Eddie is really receptive and nice.

She notices his rainbow shoestrings and says, “Oh, those are cool. I like your shoelaces.”

Eddie says, “Thanks, I stole th-“

“Eddie!” Steve shouts from the checkout lane, “C’mon, we have ice cream!”

“Sorry, gotta go. Nice to meet you.”

[bugger897]

Please reblog so we can find out whose shoelaces got stolen the most

[rocketsandstuff]

holy shit guys they're here and i have never had fewer regrets

[dear-ao3]

saw a guy in my math class wearing an f1 charles leclerc shirt and almost said aloud “saph’s little slutty soup can man???”

HAHAHAHA YOU SHOULD HAVE

[like-this-post-if-you]

Like this post if you stole your shoelaces from the president

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[urpersonalpublicgalaxy]

he doesn't know the code

[jstor]

i hope it’s okay to ask this, but are you a tumblr vet? you answer asks and talk in the tags like someone who’s been here for years (this is coming from a tumblr vet 🫡)

Tumblr vet going on 12 years...

[artistsfuneral]

No but you have to understand that spending so much time on tumblr has altered my "this is normal and everyone understands this" meter.

[libertea-and-icedcoffee]

I love when i casually mention to ppl that i'm still on tumblr / have gone back to tumblr

because some of them USED to be on tumblr and they remember the sacred phrase

they look at me and tell me "i like your shoelaces"

[littlematchagirlll]

i've been on tumblr for less than six months, but i feel like i've been here for years. for years, most of my social media consumption was just screenshots of tumblr posts on other platforms (especially pinterest lmao) because there was no way to be part of fandoms without tumblr posts. having a tumblr now feels like i'm finally allowed to sit with the cool kids that i've been watching through a window for 10 years. so like, i'm new, but i'm also fluent in everything that has happened on tumblr for a decade

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

oi bitch, i dig ur laces on your the shoes your the digs the shoes on laces dig your the dog shoe laces?

thanks! I stole them from the president and from the president’s dogs and shoes

[athystreams]

So are we still doing the

"Hey, I like your shoelaces" code in this day and age of Tumblr? Or is it something else now?

[avas-poltergeist]

Wearing my frog and toad shirt on a college campus is always an event™. I got called “little mouse” flirtatiously by a stranger in the bathroom who was wearing the same shirt.