The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.
Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.
Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.
Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.
Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.
Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.
Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.
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Wade: "Sorry we're late, Logan was fingering me, and it left a wet mess, so I had to change."
Logan: "Stop describing it like that, I was stabbing him and he got blood on his clothes."
Wade: "Tomato, tomahto."
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Ineffable Fandom manifesting S3 :D.
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Wade: Let's fight by sucking the air out of each other's lungs. Whoever dies first loses.
Logan: Are you asking to kiss me?
Wade: No, I'm asking to kill you. With my mouth. Over your mouth.
Logan: That sounds like kissing.
Wade: It's not, I'm cutting off your oxygen supply. Here, l'll demonstrate.
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Simon, wasted: sometimes I feel like if I become emotionally vulnerable with the people I love they鈥檒l leave me because they realize I鈥檓 not the person they thought I was
Reader, equally wasted: I think鈥 think if you were emotionally vulnerable I would marry you
Simon:
readers:
Simon: so when I was ten-
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Violet: Let me see what you have!
Colin: (pulls Penelope out from hiding behind his back)
Colin: A WIFE!
Eloise: (angrily) NO!
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Nick Cave, The Sick Bag Song
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