#them being toxic gamers is such a funny thought

[lingy910y]

Galladrabbles

late a week to @galladrabbles but still wanna submit something 🥶🥶 thanks @crossmydna for the challenging prompt, trapeze

“I swear if you don’t jump on the trapeze bar right now—”

“I fucking can’t, Mick, without tilting it—” He throws the controller down, head in his hands.

He led his character to death, so the game restarts.

“Well, going idle sure isn’t gonna make it better.” Mickey inhales. “Okay, let’s try again. Jump with me.”

He nods.

“‘Kay, jump down, then use the air to propel yourself to get the gem.”

He does as he’s told, and soon they arrive at the end.

“Retried a bunch, but our final time is sweet. Maybe we do make a good team, Gallagher.”

[koolades-world]

Can you do Obey Me headcanons of a Christian MC? MC isn't a toxic one though, they're actually super nice and supportive of everyone and such. They're also generally really trusting and try and see the best in people. They're more or less just extremely concerned and slightly uncomfortable with the entire being kidnapped and brought to hell thing(and also being forced to attend school again)

They also got really excited when they learned angels were gonna be attending RAD too, so there's that lol

Like when they saw Simeon and Luke for the first time they mentally went "THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!!!! TAKE A PICTURE!!!"

haha hi!!

when I first saw this I was really looking forward to doing it! been thinking about it a lot

one of my best friends is actually a christian who plays obey me, and she was the one to introduce me to the game. I think she would find this funny, so I'll def be thinking of her while I write this haha (if you're reading this, which you very much might be, heyyyy happy late bday girl)

Christian Mc

Lucifer

once you realize who he is, you're freaked out, both in a good and bad way

like, this is the lucifer! you ask to take a picture lol (and he's not amused)

you're a little sad and relieved when he pawns you off to mammon, since you're awed by his presence but also terrified since you knew the part he played in the bible by heart

once you get to know him, the both of you chuckle about human depictions of him and you finally get that picture! be sure to make him sign it and then frame it

Mammon

learns quickly just how many copies of the bible you own once he spends enough time in your room including but not limited to the version on your phone, the mini version in your RAD bag, and the one you keep on your side table

once you get to the stage of basically living together, he learns that you read the bible and say a prayer nightly

at first, he was nervous having to be the one to guide you but he learnt you were probably more scared of him, and you were actually just so sweet

he jokingly picks up all of the jesus merch he finds so now you have an entire shelf

Levi

the most normal out of the brothers besides the fact that he spends all his time in his room, but that kind of reminds you of a brother you only see like once a day

it's almost scary and a little jarring walking into his room, but after that, you guys get along so well

he admits that he thought the exchange program was weird, and it was all history after that

unlikely besties: a devout christan human and their gamer social outcast demon

Satan

highkey fuming about the fact that humans don't know that he and lucifer are different (he for sure smashed up an entire room of the house)

after he calms down from this though, although it takes a while for the two of you to get to know each other, he takes joy in making fun of the slanderous things said about lucifer

you both like to read but the only thing you reread and read nightly is the bible so

luckily he doesn't care about that since it wasn't his dad anyways (don't remind him that it's technically his grandpa's book)

Asmo

the first time you showed him biblical version of him, he was disgusted and refused to speak to you for the next two and half days

after that he feels a little bad since he knows you didn't mean it like that and since you basically tip toe around him

after that he comes on a little strong, but after a while you get along pretty well despite being so different

he’ll reminisce while you listen carefully and hold onto every work he says since he was a real angel and that’s so cool

Beel

while you were initially terrified of him, you quickly learnt how much like he actually was

at the core, you were both just a kind person (or demon) who wanted to help others and uplift them

always there for you to lend a listening ear and to help out out if others are giving you problems

the first in the devildom to make you feel truest welcome and let you know that you could call it home

Belphie

at first he thinks it’s a joke and kinda pokes fun at it

once he realizes you’re being serious, he feels a little bad but also still thinks is very funny how you hide your face behind a bible when you’re scare

has had holy water thrown at him, and has found a bible under his pillow before (gosh who could’ve done that…)

used to jump out at your from around corners in his demon form and it sent your running every time so you can prepared with a rosary blessed by the pope to shove in his face if he dare to try again

[h2llish]

【╰ヾ❝ ONLINE ✧„

LEVIATHAN ━━ he's falling in love with a human ♡ fluff, mutual pining, male reader, lowercase intended, online friends-to-lovers, mc is levi's bestie and goes by they/them, mentions toxic gamers (fucking losers)

fem aligned dni (she/they, she/her, etc)

part of the love in chance series

leviathan isn't quite sure how it happened, but he found himself with an online friend crush. and this person isn't even from the devildom, but rather, from the human world.

it was a coincidental meet.

mc gifted him a human world game that they thought he might like, and suggested they could play it together, and if he didn't like it, they could always take it back. he quite enjoyed it after a few games playing with mc. then they suggested they tried playing with other players, and he, maybe a bit hesitantly, agreed.

he immediately regretted it after he found himself with a woman on their team who was quickly insulted for even playing. he couldn't understand the comments of "go back to the kitchen", and "why don't you go make me a sandwich", and when he asked his human friend, they told him it was normal for women to receive such comments in the gaming community. he pitied the woman and contemplated ditching the game and going back to the devildom games he already had.

but then someone whose gamertag was quite ridiculous suddenly cut in between all the comments. he found it funny how you quickly shut down the comments with your own; "imagine having such fragile masculinity you're upset a woman plays better", and, "i'm against body shaming but small dick energy much?", and mc's personal favorite, "that's rich coming from a motherfucker who probably peeps on his neighbors". it shut up most of the people interrupting the game and let the woman play a lot easier. mc even decided to thank the odd username owner for shutting the others up.

levi learned the woman was actually friends with you and asked you to come online with her because she wasn't exactly the confrontational type. and it was pretty obvious as she mostly just awkwardly laughed at all the men's comments (levi totally understood that).

mc was the one who encouraged levi to friend you. if it wasn't for mc, he wouldn't have realized how much in common the two of you had (as much as a demon and a human could). like how you cosplayed and enjoyed human world anime. or how you liked to play games of all types. and although you weren't as much of a shut-in as he was, you were pretty introverted.

he found himself playing the game often just to talk to you, and when you began to suggest different games for him to play, he'd quickly turn to mc, who had no problem helping him find them, and then you guys would play those games together. eventually, your conversations moved outside of gaming, spent late into the night on human world terms, where you guys would just talk. you learned a few things about him (things he could disclose that wasn't him being a demon), like how he had six brothers and was the third among them. he learned stuff about you too, like how you worked at a record store, and how you weren't on speaking terms with your parents because they didn't accept that you were gay.

the more comfortable you two became, he realized, the flirtier you were. mc found it hilarious when levi would send them screenshots of your recent conversations, to which they always suggested that maybe you were becoming interested in him. he doubted that but mc was sure of it.

finally, you messaged him one day, requesting to see his face, which caused the poor demon to panic so much he had to call mc over.

yo face reveals? i want to make sure i'm not flirting with a 70 yr old man

(it was ironic, mc said upon seeing the message, because of levi's real age.)

with enough encouragement from the human exchange student, he finally managed to respond with a simple ok and a picture of himself. your response was instant, and it caused mc to hold back laughter as they comforted a flustered levi.

oh shit that's you? you're really hot

and then you sent your own picture and mc had to comfort levi again. how can you call him hot when you look like that? you're way more attractive, he had told mc, and they only sighed; he was hopeless.

that's what led to the calls and the facetimes (as much as he could with his brothers). he enjoyed talking to you, even when he found himself flustered during the many times you would flirt and compliment him. mc even met you (they introduced themselves as a friend), and the two of you got along well. mc even made the comment of approving if you ever asked out levi, which caused the demon to go red as you immediately thanked them and said you'd keep that in mind.

his brothers noticed his rather giddy mood change throughout the months of speaking, and when they tried to ask, levi bristled and brushed them off. they turned to mc, but they only giggled and shrugged.

mc knew levi had come to gain feelings for his online human friend and they were ecstatic at the thought. they were supportive and constantly brushing off levi's negative thoughts of how you didn't like him back (he does, mc huffed, he definitely does).

and then the day levi hadn't been expecting (yet hoped for) came; you wanted to meet him in person.

"levi, it's okay!" mc sighed, trying to coax the demon from out of his bathtub, but to no avail.

the demon was mumbling to himself, things mc couldn't quite catch from his position curled up in the odd choice of a bed. they briefly heard what sounded like "what if he doesn't like me" or "he's not gonna talk to me again after".

"levi," mc approached the tub, leaning over it to poke at the demon's side, "he's already seen what you look like, and he obviously enjoys talking to you. i don't think meeting in person will change that."

"you don't know that.'" levi argued in return.

mc rolled their eyes, deciding to half-ass whatever they could come up with to get him out of the tub, "are you gonna take a human's word or a demon's thoughts? you're meeting another human levi, i think i do." that seemed to cause levi to pause, and mc mentally patted themselves on the back when he slowly climbed out of the tub to face them.

"what if he finds out i'm a demon?"

"then we can deal with that. but i know everything will be fine. okay?"

"...okay."

the human world was cold, but levi remained unaffected as it couldn't possibly amount to the winters in the devildom. he anxiously played with the ends of jacket, glancing around the park he was in, sat waiting on a bench. mc had sent him off with words of encouragement, promising to keep his brother's from asking questions. and when he was no longer in the devildom they sent him texts just to make sure he remained somewhat confident in his meetup with the human he had come to like in more ways than just platonic.

he glanced down at the sidewalk and sighed, only to quickly snap his head back up when he heard someone call his name.

"levi?"

he searched for the voice, finally spotting you jogging towards him, wearing clothes befitting of the weather with your hair pinned back and out of your face. he felt his face heat up the closer you became, until you were standing in front of him, staring down at him with wide eyes. his nerves picked up and he tried to refrain from shrinking away under your gaze, avoiding looking at your face.

finally, you spoke; "wow," you said, sounding out of breath, and he couldn't tell if it was because you jogged over to him or the cold (although, really, it was neither), "you're even prettier in person."

levi froze, face going hot as he sputtered over words in reply. the cold that nipped at his skin did nothing to calm the heat that spread over his body, words jumbled and incoherent while you remained standing, only staring at him with that same wide-eyed look. it didn't help his case when you decided your first comment just wasn't enough.

"you're so cute, levi." you sighed, bringing a hand to clench at the clothes covering your chest, almost whining your next words, "it's so unfair what you do to my heart, ya know?"

he'd argue with those words; it's unfair what you do to him.

he couldn't tell if your words were serious; although mc tried to give him more confidence that you returned his feelings, he'd struggled to tell whether your flirty comments were just jokes or your true feelings.

you suddenly grinned, and levi eyed you from between his fingers, hoping to hide the red of his face. "say, i think i'll do it now."

"what?" levi slowly lowered his hands, giving you a questioning look.

you leaned forward and grabbed his hands in yours, quickly sending another wave of heat across his face. you tilted your head and smiled, genuine, "levi?"

levi stuttered, "ye-yes?"

"would it be okay if we made this a date?"

oh, the poor thing might as well pass out with how flustered he was the more this carried out, yelping in repeat of your question, "a date?!"

"yup!" you hummed happily, "i meant to ask after we'd already met up for the first time but you're just so cute!" (you really liked calling him that; him, a demon, cute? would you still think that after?) "so? what do you say?"

the many times mc tried to get him to realize how you returned his feelings replayed in his head. they were right? of course they were.

"o-okay."

your smile somehow brightened, and you pulled away to cheer to yourself. a flustered levi watched, unable to cool the burning in his face at how happy you looked the moment he agreed. you already had him so bound to you, yet you remained completely unaware.

you turned back to him, a proud smile on your face, "next time, i'll make you my boyfriend!"

thought i'd start with my fav loser /affectionate <3

do not repost, translate, copy or run my writing through an ai

[meangirlsautism]

MEAN GIRLS FORTNITE HEADCANONS

to preface this… realistically do i see any of the plastics playing fortnite? no. do i think it’s funny as hell though? yes. so i’m just going to pretend here, bear with me

in regards to any of the 2004 mean girls characters, i say they wouldn't play. since obv fortnite wasn’t out yet, but i also think that they, esp the plastics, would think they’re too cool for it

2018 / broadway versions though…

made this all the way back in 2019. don’t remember the context at all. but yeah. it fits. broadway janis would play fortnite, sure

broadway plastics MIGHT play it too. since if regina plays the sims just to create people and kill them? sure, she can play fortnite too, why not. and ofc gretchen and karen would play along w/ her. and like.. pretty sure fortnite was still pretty hot in 2018 so. yeah! hell yeah!

the 2024 versions… began to think abt these headcanons BC of the 2024 versions. they originated the idea i guess. even if i more realistically see the broadway versions playing it? well. no. bc the bway plastics r still the popular mean girls. the 2024 guys felt like.. a different breed of popular mean girl. hence why i see them playing fortnite. i suppose? man i don’t know don’t look at me

WHATEVER . just pretend they’d play the game ok. with that out of the way:

regina

such an asshole

def loves snipers and shotguns.. probably the heftier guns

even though she’s rly good at using them all / typically has no preference

but if there’s a sniper or shotgun… she WILL be taking it

i know the current season doesn’t have snipers, i’ll just talk abt the guns in a broad sense i suppose

i could go more in depth as to which guns of each category they’d like but. i’ll only do so if asked i guess (i only started playing in august of 2023. so chapter 4 season 4. meaning i have very limited knowledge on different guns and such)

ANYWHO. she’s such an asshole in this game

will absolutely chase you down if you choose to run

(you wont get far)

and she’s like… such a dick w/ the sniper as well

a pretty decent player. is not humble whatsoever

def buys shit. mainly skins and such

she likes some of the icon emotes, but isn’t absolutely crazy abt them

doesn’t get to level 200 just to get everything in the battlepass. she does it to show off and brag

despite that, she probably still buys the battlepass. bc she can

very good aim!

def a toxic gamer. she gets mad a lot

gretchen

trying her best

mainly there bc regina is playing it and wants the plastics all to play w/ her

is a normal person and likes like. assault rifles and such

def the guns w/ the medium bullets

maybe a tactical assault rifle if she feels like it

isn’t insanely picky though

right in the middle.. not too heavy not too light

not the greatest player

once again, she’s trying her best

regina often berates her over the stuff she should’ve done differently

HATES being the last one alive on her team

if regina and karen (and sometimes cady) are down, she FREAKS out

(doesn’t happen much, but it happens)

she haaaates the pressure of it

esp when regina is just gonna get mad at her when she fails

HOWEVER she does get good kills every once in a while

regina compliments her on it, and gretchen feels like all the times she’s fucked up was worth it

(it’s not)

but regardless, it puts her in a good mood

absolutely LOVES the emotes i think

especially the icon emotes

def does the synced emotes w/ karen a ton

(to regina’s annoyance) (she’s just trying to play the game)

gets the battlepass bc everyone else is doing it

tries to get everything she can

mediocre aim, once again, she is trying

karen

carries

im dead serious

saw someone recently say that she’d be surprisingly GOOD at the game and like… you know what? you’re right

but unlike regina, she is very humble abt it

it fits her character i think. plus the thought of the “dumb” character actually WRECKING others in an online shooter video game is soooo funny to me

so yes, she carries

LOOOOVES THE EMOTES

absolutely one of her favorite things about the game

she WILL emote any chance she gets

she’s not trying to be rude, she just loves making her character do silly dances

karen: [emotes after killing a whole team]

gretchen: karen… that’s not—

karen: what?

gretchen: that’s not nice

karen: but i’m happy :)

gretchen: i know… that’s just— no…

on the other hand, regina emotes (IF she even emotes) to be malicious 100%

anyway. likes the lighter weapons. w/ the light bullets and such

like pistols and smgs

thinks the characters are cute and fun

enjoys leveling up the battlepass and getting everything

shockingly good aim

cady

debated on whether she’d be rly good or rly bad

and i think she’d be rly bad😭

but like… endearingly bad

maybe after a while of adapting and playing and shit she gets better

but at the beginning… she sucks so bad

and yet regina INSISTS on letting her play w/ them

makes gretchen a bit… sad

since gretchen is constantly being called out by regina whenever she messes up, but when CADY does something bad, regina is usually silent. or says something mildly encouraging

has absolutely no idea what’s going on

like. regina gretchen and karen could be engaging w/ a team and cady will just be like :)? what? where are they?

they are right in front of you

her aim is pretty much nonexistent

at the beginning at least

after a bit, i DO see her getting a lot better

but at the beginning? she is ASS

maybe janis and damian help her out a bit

doesn’t rly? care about the skins or emotes much

think the animal skins are cute though

however. she still has a bunch of shit bc regina buys stuff for her

cady: oh.. that skin / emote looks cute—

regina, already getting out her wallet: done

cady: what? oh, i didn’t mean—

regina: done

and she gifts it to cady

also gifts her the battlepass probably

even if cady does jack shit with it

she’s just there to have fun, so the leveling up and getting the stuff doesn’t rly mean much to her

and then she’s like… conditioned to do this shit. probably by janis

she plays w/ the plastics one day and suddenly she’s like… good

and has a bunch of new shit and like 😭😭😭😭 HUH

not as great as, say, regina or karen, but. she’s still pretty decent

unsure what guns she’d like, probably no preference

probably goes w/ a certain gun depending on who she’s playing with LMAO

janis

likes to say she’s REALLY good but really she’s just.. good. you know

she plays a lot though

likes getting the cool looking skins and such

def gets the battlepass i feel

also gets to level 200. also to show off. but to get everything too (even if she doesn’t admit it)

ALSO likes snipers and shotguns.. bc she’s an asshole

and she’s also pretty decent w/ them

her aim is okay, not the best, but its playable

doesn’t rly care abt the emotes. ESP not the icon emotes

thinks they’re cheesy or whatever

def gets the dumb, goofy ones though

like. the ones that arent dances probably

plays with cady and damian

likes to try and teach cady her ways (she is a toxic gamer)

gets angry real easily. esp when players use the seasons obligatory unfair item for like 10th time

MAYBE emotes after she gets a good play

and it’d be one of those emotes that REALLY piss you off if someone were to use it against you

damian

LOOOOOVES the emotes. like so much

ESP the icon ones

probably better than janis. and janis knows this. but neither of them say anything

(he is a good friend)

unsure what guns hed prefer tbh…

i think he’d like shotguns. and maybe like ? pistols and smgs and such

is def more help to cady than janis

he translates janis’ toxicity into like.. actual terms for cady

and cady just goes like. ohhhhhh

every single time it happens

don’t have much to say abt aaron and kevin sorry aaron and kevin. however. kevin has def played fortnite since it came out in 2017 for sure. its basically canon. aaron probably wouldn’t gaf much but for cady and regina… maybe he’ll play a bit. he IS a teenage boy so ,.. maybe he plays it? but i think he doesn't rly care for video games that much

may add more onto this... since i only wrote these out like 2 days ago. we shall see

[vespertine-legacy]

Guild did a bunch of Xeno runs tonight (and got 4 back-to-back red sphere mount drops!), and a gamer troll who I don't really care for was with us. He complained at one point about not having any competition for the top dps spot

and I know that he was just Being A Dick because that's what he does

but like. He's been playing for years longer than I have, he's got better gear than I do, I know I was higher on the parse list than he was several times, and I finished most pulls less than 1k behind him

so kindly go fuck yourself

ALSO. Because we were having some trouble on one of the last runs with dps and pushing phases, I suggested that when we do these "xeno 'til we puke" marathons, we try to balance it out a little better by having some of us start on our shittier toons so that we're not all ending the night scraping the bottom of the barrel with toons we've never played before and don't know what we're doing with

and of course he's like: "well the problem with that suggestion is that I don't have any shitty toons"

yet you're still playing along with the "Princess called us all trash" joke and have your discord name set to something trash-related long after that joke wore out, and after Princess asked us to stop making the joke because it was starting to hurt her feelings that we really thought she would think poorly of any of us. You can't "not have any shitty toons" and "be trash" at the same time. It's not funny anymore. I don't understand why so many people think that being Toxic (tm) is funny and a good trait to have.

My dude, if you don't have any shitty toons and were born knowing how to play every spec in the game, that's great for you. We've got a lot of people in guild who are still learning (and having fun learning! and people who are having fun teaching them!) or who don't have the best gear yet, and so my suggestion is kind of valid for our group composition. Don't be an asshole just because it doesn't apply to you.

[max--phillips]

im not gonna lie seeing the toxic cod gamers (mainly men) get mad that people think they're special little soldiers are hot was really funny. And was one of my main reasons for looking into the game lol.

Which I honestly think was the big reason why in general there was suddenly and increase in people thirsting for the cod characters. Some people thought ghost was hot (mainly woman) and the toxic fanboys had a whole cry fest over it. Which I think just brought the game more to peoples attentions (mostly those who never really cared for cod in the first place) and made them look into cod. Which just got more people thirsting for ghost and lead to them looking at the other characters and thirsting for them too.

I think the reason people latched onto ghost was because he 1) never shows his face so he's mysterious 2) he has a very long and angsty backstory 3) he has some great dialogue with other characters 4) he is big and hot im sorry :(

Not to get off topic. But there's some funny dialogue and interactions between the characters in the game too. Also there's something about soap and ghost. They have an interesting dynamic. Kinda fruity ngl (also one of their voice actors ship them too! I think its soap voice actor). ghostsoap is a very popular ship rn. Soap is very funny in a lot of his dialogue (and he is also hot :( ) Also also, from what I have seen and heard so far, the female characters are pretty well written. Which doesn't always happen in games like cod. Which is a plus in my book.

But yeah. I think the huge jump in people thirsting for cod characters happened mainly bc of the big push back from the toxic and misogynistic side of the fandom had given when they found out some people thought certain characters were hot. It sort of pushed the game into being more noticeable by people who would never give it a second glance. Like literally I would have never looked into the cod games if it weren't for me stumbling over something talking about the toxic fans being mad people thought ghost was hot.

Unfortunately I am not immune to mysterious deadly men who hide their face with angsty pasts and I am also not immune to pissing off toxic gamer boys it seems. :(

Oh yeah we’re definitely here for mysterious deadly men who hide their faces with angsty backstories I mean. The entire reason I’m even here with the blog I have at this point is because of one (1) Mandalorian bounty hunter, so. Also I am 1000000% in favor of pissing off toxic gamer boys, that’s one of my favorite activities I don’t get to participate much in anymore. Back in the day I was a pretty decent TF2 player and played a lot of Engineer and Scout in Mann vs Machine and people always got big mad when they realized I was not a guy when I yelled at them on voice.

I have also heard abt this fruitiness at this point and I’m ngl that is intriguing to me fjgjdbdjsks

[gladiatorcunt]

thanksgiving post movie thoughts: (written as i watched, i’ve been awake for 24+ hours so excuse this)

this is lowkey giving pretty little liars like “john carver tagged us again!” okay you wanna be A so bad

my neighbor is getting gamer rage and it’s distracting me

i know this probably isn’t that kind of movie but ‘sexual content’ wdym by that warning, of what kind??????

bobby’s back who cheered, ryan’s gonna flip (please please please)

“hi babe” AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“all will be carved” i need hannibal lecter to see this movie

john carver masked man rule34 computer do you hear me, the way he beheaded the guy- *gunshots*. he fed the cat and pet it, he’s so respectful 😌

the table set up of decapitated heads was not very demure nor was it very mindful or cutesy

a horror movie where the police are getting involved from the start wow

jessica harvard office siren baddie

ryan driving up and getting mad bc bobby’s there or wtv, him being caught on the tape with security (please let my dreams come true pls pls pls)

“don’t worry. i’ll take care of ryan today.” “if i see him i’ll act like nothing is wrong, for you.” okay horror movie toxic vibes love triangle i’m kind of into it (i’m imaging it’s over me)

scuba’s fine too, damn.

the pilgrim outfit ryan misdirect……

ryan & bobby catfight “if you weren’t leaving in a few days, i’d knock your teeth out.”

the accents…… lord.

the way he swung the axe, he started to seduce me. flicking the light switch with it and closing the door with it? giggling!

jessica posing as one of the mannequin heads is crazy

bobby jumping right into bf mode and giving her his jacket but ryan showing up and being all “that’s my girlfriend let me through!”

AND THEN HE KISSES HER FOREHEAD AND PUSHES BOBBY’S JACKET OFF?????

milo manheim saying “fuck” i can die in peace actually “you are a fucking idiot man” say that to me now (but him and bobby being the most suspicious of each other is so funny)

russian princess girlie yulia i love you

black sabbath history and calling someone a virgin bc he doesn’t know them alsnsksnsknsks

“welcome to the death star” kys

mccarty was kind of hitting that guitar solo

damn he’s cooking this woman, turkey cosplay i guess

absolutely speared her ass oh my god

a wine glass full of blood for the dinner like wow we’re really doing this

gore r us

him chasing Jessica down in the woods was so final girl core

damn dilf sherriff died too (OH MY GOD NVM OF COURSE IT WAS HIM HE HAD THAT FREAKOUT AT THE BEGINNING, still hot though lmao. jess could’ve distracted him and told him to pull his pants down or something.)

“if only you’d been stuck on that fence a second longer.” father. “what are you thankful for?” and the condescending head shake? papa. “JESSICA!”

so it wasn’t ryan or bobby or anybody messy and exciting but it was a solid 4.5 stars

i don’t agree that it was open ended for a sequel and if if was then that’s stupid but like ryan laying on his stomach…. that’s bf

[parallel-selfs]

Playful Land (Chapter 2)

Translation by Ekala and Gasumasuku Gamer

(idk if Alice would recognize the statues, if she does, "Why do they look familiar?")

"Yeah, same here."

So Pinocchio. Wait, were these two in Pinocchio?

Right, I had a feeling.

"Jade..."

She thought about being petty by giving an example, but decided against it.

"Well, I have to keep an eye on my direbeast, and I'm pretty hungry."

(Have you never seen or heard of a donkey? Poor guy looks like he's crying ;-;)

(Okay, so other people are there, it's not just the NRC students)

(I only been on the ferris wheel at night)

(And to not let you find out we're no longer at the port)

"We just got here a few seconds ago. I made sure we didn't eat too much because of the ride. It actually wasn't hard to wrestle Grim from the food booths."

"Not going to lie, the ride looks pretty intimidate from how big it is... Don't know if I can do this."

"Unless they made a fire in your stomach."

"Guys, I think we should wait patiently like everyone else." Then Ferro started pushing her back towards the ride while rambling on. (Give her time to calm her nerves before forcing her on the ride)

"Grim, why must you be troublesome?"

"Yeah, but I just to deal with him for a few more weeks, then he's the school's problem for the rest of the year."

"Scary, but I got used to it and wasn't that bad afterwards."

Laughing at the glaring face of a fellow glasses wearer. Alice is smiling, nothing funny or weird.

"Grim! What the heck?" Heals the wound with magic. "I'm so sorry for my direbeast."

Happily treasures the photo.

Eats the cherry pie with Ace, and allows Grim to have only one food as a punishment for biting a student.

(Aw Grim)

(I rather take a sledgehammer to the house, that's more fun than shooting)

"I don't know what billiards is."

"I'll try it..."

"Wait, are you talking about pool?" (Never heard about billiards or the difference that and pool)

"Aw." She kinda wants to play.

"You're fine."

Blocks Grim. "Why are you rushing to leave? We still have enough time to play some more." Watches him book it and chuckles to herself while following him.

(I looked up apple core and have to ask, why does the seeds have be so toxic? It makes me remember hearing a story of student watching their teacher eat a whole apple, core included. I'm now concerned.)

(Siblings)

(A clock of a child getting spanked 🤨 the fuck?)

(Technically, they don't have listen to you because you won a game. But it's funny for the baby to go "you listen to me, losers.")

"Grim, how rude. If I disappeared, you would probably go looking everywhere for me."

Yeah, because he's rich.

"Honey, no."

"I guess it's a water effect to add to the immersion."

(Kalim- "🫢 Leona actually smiling and enjoying something!")

Alice is enjoying herself and playing with the fishes.

They look like donkeys a little bit.

"Oh, neat." to "Grim! Don't eat them!"

(You deserve that, Grim)

Takes a bite of Grim's tuna, then grabs the fresh one Kalim offered her.

Makes a face at the word "sparkling."

(This scene is hilarious. Leona's shock face is glorious and the big guy on a tiny seat.)

(Smug Jack, yeah)

[youngster-monster]

it is literally the most nonsense working title ever but i thought it was so so funny and well personally im quite weak to the concept of humor so even if maybe future me wants to rip me apart with their bare hands then thats a price im willing to pay!!!! all vibes no story here

i am batting the pumpkin around and screaming at the top of my lungs. i am Enriched

being a hater is so good for me. thats not to say i dont read fics i hate (especially in smaller fandoms i kind of just get to make eyes at the author from a distance while still religiously consuming all i can get.. I Wont Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth, But I Won't Be Happy About The Horse Being In My House In The First Place) but if the fic numbers go up and i dont have to read them ? well. i just wont <3

toxic trait perhaps but its a GOOD trait to me. it is the funniest thing imaginable. guy who absolutely hates the way you characterize them but has literally no choice but to read your kaellidan fics because theres frankly not a whole lot to go round here

i dont know how to tell you this but the minecraft lava pit part is so close to whats there that im actually in shambles. you will never believe the method of rp that was used for the one he comes from and you will never believe what i did to his house

(pro gamer kabedon is still a wip BUT i would be willing to perhaps divulge a little information about it :) as a treat)

(you shall hear from me soon, with no anon, and you WILL hear about him because it is my favorite hobby to make people hear about him. he sucks. i hate him. hes the oc i remember the most about by far. his backstory has changed at least 8 times because we would start new settings with the same ocs but instead of it being an au sort of thing it was like This Is Canon Now, and he is the WORST. you will hear so very much about him)

it's good to have reading standards. But sometimes fic is fic okay!! He wouldn't fucking say that but at least he's got a speaking role!!

Kicking my feet and giggling the few times I get an even remotely rude comment like what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament, commenter? I don't WANT anyone to hate my writing but. It is a funny thought. Cope and seethe ( < said to no one because the fandom has been very polite)

Minecraft RP oc real. Local oc just the entire multiverse of himself including Roblox version. I love the concept so far ngl

'you shall hear from me soon' sounds like the concerning post scriptum you'd get on a letter from a spy you sent into enemy to territory. When will anons identity come back from the war...

[parttimepuff]

The gaming anon

I’m not even mad I lost, this is just really fun and challenging. Also, I just think goblins neat and I like the courses he picked, hell by design cup

A genuine smile made its way on to Goblin's face. "I'm glad!! Those were some of the hardest courses, yeah, but I like 'em a lot, too. Haven't quite perfected my runs yet which I'm sure you could tell." He chuckled. "Great maneuver on the last one, though!! Taking that shortcut through the bones is really tricky, especially when you're already slipping around in the sand."

Gremlin watched the two. So his counterpart could be nice. At least with someone other than him. Or maybe just with video games. Come to think of it, he didn't really get mad at him over the cup itself aside from when he distracted him. And here he had pegged him as being a toxic gamer. Maybe he could compliment him on being a good sport. ...that seemed like a copout.

Noticing him looking, Goblin addressed him. "What? What're ya starin' for?" Gremlin blinked, breaking away from his thoughts. "My shades. You still have 'em." He pointed out. "...oh yeah." His parallel replied, placing a hand on the shades. Before taking them off, he spoke to his counterpart again. "We trade at the same time, got it? No funny stuff." The other sighed. "Yeah, yeah, sure."

On the count of three, both removed their shades and handed them over. As they were both concerned with showing their eyes, neither delayed the process. Still, they couldn't avoid seeing what the other looked like. Placing on their original glasses, Goblin's with a small click, they thought over what they'd seen. "You've, uh, got some classic red on black, huh?" Goblin said, not able to keep it in.

"...yeah. And you've got pink snake eyes." Gremlin replied, his parallel frowning, but not having any way to deny the color now. "...yep." Goblin relented. The atmosphere became awkward as the two fell into silence. Neither wanted to voice what they thought. Just one simple thought. 'God, his eyes are so fucking cool.' Even if it would get them out of this. But they should say so, right..? Yet, it felt like a loss to be the first on to bend.

[aroace-cat-lady]

Conventionally, yours.

First, I want to say thank you to Annabeth Albert for writing such a shitty book that I finally was able to defeat my reader's block. Genuinely, at some point I hated this so much i needed to finish it so I could complain about it *properly*. So, if Annabeth gets to read this, thank you for being a terrible writer.

Now, were do I start??

Conventionally Yours promises an enemies to lovers lgbtq+ between two gamers that have to compete at the same tournament at THE convention of their favorite game, Odyssey.

What Conventionally Yours gives it's a story about two guys that for three years had plenty of reasons to hate each other and end up falling in love in, like, three days.

This book promised SO much. The opening is pretty good. It introduce us to our two MCs, the game, secondary characters and the dynamic you can expect. At 15% of the book, we have elder queer couples, interesting back stories, nd rep and a no binary character.

And then Albert managed to send all of that straight to hell.

Bad writing, shitty character construction, elemental research left half way, and internalized ableism would be enough to piss any reader. But those are not the only reasons I hated this book so deeply.

Aphobia, virgin-shame, crappy characterization of a neurodivergence. These were the ones that made my blood run cold.

Amatonormativity and allonormativity are two things I know I can expect in a romcom. I was prepared for them. Most ppl haven't even heard about asexuality or aromanticism.

But our dear Annabeth had.

Let's get back to the classics shall we?? Show Don't Tell is the basic rule of writing, and Albert never learned it. She told us Cornard was a great, carrying guy; what she showed us an ableist 21yo pal that can't see farther than his nose. She told us Alden was neurodivergente, had anxiety and panic attacks; she showed us the classic case of ND, touch repulsed, probably aspec guy. She doesn't do anything with this information, but bringing it once in a while when its convenient for the plot. And the touch repulsed thing that was so clear at the begging of the book gets lost at some point because "love is the cure to everything".

And the worst was the virgin shame scene. That angered me on its own, but then, for some alien reason beyond my comprehension, Annabeth thought it was a smart move to bring up the aro and ace spectrums. If you have a ND character and you bring up the spectrums you do not do it to say they are not part of them, ESPECIALLY if said character is aspec coded. ESPECIALLY if being aspec gives them deepness. ESPECIALLY if that would show how much of a queerphobe you actually are in your lgbtqa+ (surprise darling: the A doesn't stand of ally)

Now, the dynamic between Conrad (21yo, his father kicked him out because he is gay, he's bankrupt, almost homeless and needs to win the tournament to start over) and Alden (23yo, living with his moms, neurodivergente, has anxiety and panic attacks, needs to win the tournament to build his own future).

She tried to make them cute and sweet and wholesome. She gave us a gaslighter ableist instead.

She did tried to acknowledge Alden's neurodivergency on his surrenders, but when it came to his dynamic with Conrad, it became more like a personality tread. Conrad is the worst kind of character you can find: author's favorite baby. If Annabeth were half as good as she thinks she is, she wouldve been able to see how toxic and shitty Conrad is with Alden. Albert tried hard to paint Conrad as a good guy, and she did it fine the first 20%. After that, she might be telling us he's awesome, the reason the sun comes out every morning and why the stars shine, but the reality is that he's just some guy that knows nothing about how to treat right a ND partner.

The eternal love promises were hard to read. The only "character development" in the whole book came from Love Meets All Shores (fuck you very much). And she managed to ruin erotic scenes. Like. It wasn't even funny enough to laugh about them. They were pity. And, tbh, disgusting.

The only point I give to her is that the Odyssey scenes were actually stupidly good. Like. Really, really good. They gave me hope that maybe this lady wasn't as useless as I thought.

But game scenes aren't enough to carry a book.

Anyways. Terrible book. It had some cute parts, but the awfulness of Conrad ruined them for me. Alden had so much potential and it makes me sad how bad AA managed him.

[unfoundhoney]

dream team!reader ; first meeting ↠

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okay look

i’m just saying- I’M JUST SAYING

sapnap probably refused to believe you were actually a girl at first rip

mans was sour that you had been beating him, dream, & george in cs:go 3v1s for like an hour

they were just so determined to win but 14 or so-year-old you was just like “no ❤️”

(this is set when y’all met in like 2016 or so)

they eventually convinced you to turn your mic on

(you usually never did bc anonymous gamer boys are toxic almost all the time)

but you felt kind of bad & just went:

“hey.”

(dream) DUDE TELL ME IF YOU ARE HACKING RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD-

(sap) ARE YOU A GIRL I’M GOING TO KILL MYSELF NO-

(george) *is literally just laughing bc of sap & dream*

& despite being yelled at, this is one of the most positive responses you’ve had to unmuting

tragic

(you, containing your laughter) um, no, i’m not hacking & yeah, i am a girl

(sapnap, getting quieter as he walks away from his headset) I’M GOING TO HANG MYSELF DON’T TALK TO ME

(george, mildly embarrassed) ignore him, his ego’s been bruised

(you) yea.... sorry about that (〃. . )

(dream) you’re seriously not cheating? please tell me if you are i’ve been losing my mind

(you) i’m seriously not cheating. i just have no friends & study head tracking techniques in my free time

(dream) i hate to admit it but you are seriously a fucking amazing sniper, jesus christ

(sap, returning) woah, did dream just compliment someone?

(dream) yeah, cuz she’s better than you

(sap) (•ˋ _ ˊ•) fuc u

(dream) can we replace sap with... *reads your username* okaymelon?

(you) it’s y/n

(sap) YOU CAN’T REPLACE ME WITH SOMEONE YOU JUST MET DOES OUR FRIENDSHIP MEAN NOTHING TO YOU????!!!

(george, ignoring sapnap) alright, so, y/n! it’s nice to meet you

(you, giggling) it’s nice to meet you, too

you just kept talking w/ dream & george casually

meanwhile sap in the background like ┗(｀Дﾟ┗(｀ﾟДﾟ´)┛ﾟД´)┛

you learned their names/screen names or wtv

dream was seriously really impressed by you & thought you were pretty cool

& george as well

eventually sapnap chilled out, too, & begrudgingly joined in conversation w/ you

you’re pretty timid & quiet (esp since it was one of your first few times actually talking to anyone online) so they didn’t pressure you to talk too much

they just like included you in their convo & treated you like a friend

it was really nice

you ended up talking for a while & beating them in playing some more rounds of cs:go but soon it was dinner time & you had to leave

(you) my mom just called for me, i’ve gotta go

(dream) if it’s not really weird, can we exchange discord tags?

& like any other time someone had asked for any of your contact info it’d been creepy as hell

but these 3 dudes (yes, sapnap included) seemed cool

however

(you) i don’t have a discord

*silence*

....

......

............

(george) DREAM that is so creepy what the hell?

(dream) god no i’m sorry i wasn’t trying to be a predator FUCK

(you) no, that’s not- i actually don’t have a discord

(sapnap) how do you not have a discord?

(you) when i said i have no friends i didn’t mean just in real life. everyone in any of the games i like to play are like creepy guys in their late twenties or seventeen-year-old boys who rage quit when i beat them

the three of them just burst out laughing

you hadn’t really been trying to be funny but that makes you feel even prouder at getting them to laugh

(george) that last one sounds like sapnap

(sap) what is this, bully sapnap day?

(dream) you were ready to rage quit after the third game against y/n

(sap) yeah because she kept beating us & i wanted to move on but you wouldn’t let us!

you laughed; their friendship is really great

your mom yelled for you again

(you) sorry, guys, but i’ve really got to go. maybe you can give me your discord things & i can write it down & make an account later?

(george) yeah, let’s do that

they gave you their discord tags & you scribbled them down on a post-it note that you stuck to your computer screen as a reminder

(you) okay... it was really nice talking to you, i’ll um talk to you later, bye (＠´ー`)ﾉﾞ

(george, dream, & sap) bye!

and thus was the origins of the iconic minecraft quartet later known as the dream team

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[siriusmydeer]

out of my league

sirius black x gender neutral!reader

summary: the hardships of silently, and mutually, pining for your best friend.

word count: 2.7k

warnings: insecurity, self doubt, mentions of sirius’ family/child abuse, kissing, swearing, angst if you squint, trust issues, mentions of crying, insinuation of toxic coping mechanisms, mentions of trauma, angry love confession <3

note: request.

you were utterly eye capturing, almost enticing like no other. the flutter of your lashes, the flick of your hair, the compassionate aura you were completely soaked in could make peers turn their heads to gape at you.

the way sirius’ eyes recurrently shone towards your figure in any juncture the glint in his eyes were seemingly divergent, something unlike any marauder had ever glimpsed upon was the way sirius had continuously gaped at you. it was like his irises could transfigure into minuscule hearts that just pulsed at the beat of his erratic heart rate, when and wherever your presence was known.

his irises were quite fairly distinct, wrapped in solicitude differentiating from the emerald warped family, clouded with malicious intentions, that he had been born into, the decision of the sorting hat deciding his fate now cascading into the world of vermillion and gold rather than the opposing green.

his heart had always been a pure essence, frequently desiring the best for his mates, and quite merely anyone around him. but he had predominantly distasted for anything swell that was bound to your path.

since the paramount of the first potions class he had shared with you at the brooding age of eleven, sirius had unmistakably decided that you were crucial wherever he was in life. even you were eleven years old hastily copying potions notes, with your scrawny, and utterly messy first year hand writing, scribbling down the ingredients for a wiggenweld potion.

with even just a glimpse of your poor handwriting, he knew.

that was the first time sirius black truly felt seen was by the fact that you had absentmindedly taken notice to his confused demeanour on whether you were suppose to five or six lion fish spines. without a peep of a sentence you slid over your parchment in his direction, silently helping the boy.

and then, he really knew that kindness in others could be shown in the most silent ways.

you taught him.

the second time sirius black felt completely transparent to your eyes was when that pesky vermillion letter barked ‘utter nonsense’ in your opinion, on how much he had failed the noble house of black in his second year.

he felt bare, someone had grown to know about his family. he was embarrassed and ashamed, yet you encased him in your arms with the small stroke of your hand on his back once you had found somewhere private. you were completely un-judgmental, and he knew there was a place for you in his heart.

when the letter had finally stopped yapping rather than questioning him, you took the opposing route and simply ripped the letter up till it was meritless clutter onto the wooden table, he was tremendously confused, but almost in awe of your actions, furthur paying no mind from the harsh words of walburga black.

by the time similar occurrences had arisen in later years you had already become the best of friends along with three other boys. the three remaining as a boisterous bespectacled boy, a clumsy book-ridden furtive werewolf, and a stunted naive bloke.

the relationship feigning between you and the other boys had remained the same path of platonic it had walked upon for the past several years. the relationship not ultimately changing heavily since the peak of third year, the nice stone brick of puberty and changes hitting you all in the face. your feelings changing and developing as well at the other boys.

remus was in your eyes, your brother. the familiar caring and protective demeanour that had been revealed quite frequently, especially around possible romantic interests in your life; but you paid no mind to them because they simply weren't the brunette gryffindor you had clandestinely yearned for. 

james could be seen as one of your closest friends, along with marlene and lily two of your familiar friends that were placed in the repetitive house of gryffindor. you had both fallen back on each other when times were particularly dreary, the trust between one another never feigning.

peter was— well peter. he was there, he chuckled at your jokes, he made efforts to hang along with everyone but he had frequent moments were he was moderately distant from the rest of the group.

but that didn’t make anyone less close.

around the time fifth year had stricken around in ‘75, this was the challenging time where more people had gotten into the romantic aspect of their teenage lives. suddenly blooming relationships as well as crushing on their schoolmates. every time the glimpse of red tresses entered the great hall, james was off in a sprint. remus as-well, being particularly flirty with fabian prewett.

but almost every recurrent day you were hit with the bound of releasing butterflies in your abdomen from sirius’ cyclical affections that were roaming the thin line of intimate and platonic. the way his sudden burly bicep would sit on the curvature of your shoulders, and the aroma of leather and potent cologne would overwhelm your senses every time he was near.

the digits of his hand fluffing through your hair in a playful disposition, the silly faces you both would partake making at each other in charms. more so, then rather listening to professor flitwick drone on about creating legs on teacups.

your hearts likewise silently pinned for each other’s meticulous affections, his mind almost begging for the times you would articulate the small nose scrunch  in his direction after a particularly funny joke he had made, or the way you would amusingly punch his shoulder recurrently when you were bored.

there were so many insolent details the both of you had partaken in noticing from each other, but it simply wasn’t enough for foolish and prideful teenagers. neither of your had gathered courage, more-so disdain that kept your mutual feelings away under lock and key, rather scowling or chuckling at someone when they asked if you had been in a relationship due to the fear of rejection that lingered.

it was almost obvious with the lovesick gaze that was shared between the two of you, but clearly the blear of friendship overwhelmed the small glimpses. 

amos diggory was courteous, he tended to the feelings of others, his mind was truthfully sharp and he was at the top of his classes, never acquiring one detention in his years at hogwarts. in the view point of the marauders he was most-likely a bore, goody two shoes and maybe even the teachers pet. but most girls pinned for boys like him, rather than foolish boys who had more voice cracks in a sentence then actual words.

both of you and amos shared the classes of herbology, care of magical creatures and muggle studies. so even though he was recurrently a ‘golden boy’ he wasn’t bad company to keep.

you had been frequent partners, a small wave or nod in the hallway if you saw each other, the both of you spending much time in the library together when studying for classes. so when he had gathered the courage that sirius rather failed to exhibit, and politely asked if he could take you out to hogsmeade on a date you weren’t completely bewildered.

so when you asked for maybe some time to think, his courtesy got him plenty far in life. he showed you the uttermost respect, and accepted with the response, ‘take as long as you need.’

which most likely meant, ‘take your time but not too long i’m impatient.’ but the gesture was greatly appreciated by you.

the day following the inquiry of the date, the alleged word of y/n y/l/n and amos diggory possibly going out reputedly caught wind of the meddlesome hogwarts students. around the time period for defence against the dark arts, gilderoy lockhart was gossiping upon himself with dirk creeswell in one of the most silent corridors of hogwarts, the one sirius black happen to use to cut his classes when he felt particular fatigued or he hadn't shared the course with you. 

it just so happen that his ears caught the words, ‘mate, it’s so obvious that amos and y/n are going to hogsmeade. she won’t keep his offer standing long.’

this resulted in the stubborn emotions of sirius being swirled into dismal and animosity, this concluding his poor way of managing his emotions and jumping to conclusions. which only meant he had cynical passive behaviours for the rest of the day, soaking up his feelings like a sponge and not speaking a word of his issues to another soul.

since the very commencement of your friendship with the boy you had slowly accumulated to his behaviours, and the stubborn wit in your heart blearing like alarms telling you to help him along side his possible problem.

but unfortunately that only resulted in a frivolous argument between you both in the midst of his common room over a topic you were unknown too. the two rigid teenagers fairly headstrong, ignoring each other for the rest of the restless night to be left with their thoughts.

ironically the next day had been a quidditch game awaiting to play with the opposing teams, hufflepuff and gryffindor. the similar seekers going head to head for the hast golden snitch, known as alicia woo and amos diggory.

as a quidditch beater since second year you had never faltered when attending a gryffindor quidditch gamer practice in support of your two best mates, that happen to include the overcast bleary day of today. you were irritated and heavily annoyed, but you went to be left without an answer. sirius had been soaring through the sky what looked like to be tremendously anxious, or stressed. the hit of his bat against the bludger almost seeming hostile, recurrently in amos diggorys direction.

after the golden team had won the head to head match with a whopping seventy points, including the snitch they had started to clear the field ready for a celebratory party. you could practically hear james’ groan from across the pitch whilst the scarlet team had now started started to stride off the pitch in a slumber state. sirius glimpsing around suddenly at your waltzing figure in a hast rush towards him, the adrenaline of the game still swishing through his mind and the recurrent thought to stay away from you incase his exasperated words admitted too many things.

“hey!” you first shouted, grabbing onto the knit of his quidditch sweater, the first few drops of rain subsequently hitting the viridescent grass slowly. you waited for a moment, his body in place from your grip but his gaze strict on the moistening grass. the longer you awaited in response the more frequent the drops splat right onto the both of you under the dreary clouds. 

“okay, what, your ignoring me now? are you a child?” you spoke abruptly while sneering, you voice breaking the apprehensive silence again, your thunderous and elevated tone mixing along with the small patter of rain begging to drench the both of you as you waited.

“answer me!”

“why can’t you just leave it alone, for once in your life you don’t need to know everything!” he exclaimed in pent up irritation, his hand pushing through his sweaty and mangled tresses in awaiting agony. “no, i won’t. so what are you so afraid of telling me for merlins sake!” you clamoured back in the same feeling of irritation for being shut out from his feelings, you had always respected him, as well as his responsive choices. but, this wasn’t a matter of him genuinely wanting space, rather than not wanting to fix the problem because he couldn’t bare to spit out a sentence and leave his pride behind for a quarter of a second.

unfortunately as every platonic, or romantic relationship endures there is a matter of differences. the platonic relationship you had shared with sirius was not always the simplest thing to endure.

the hefty bumps along the way were bothersome, and tremendously provoking. the occurrence of you blaring at sirius to stop hiding himself with barrier around his emotions from his past traumas covered with passive aggressive comments and suppressed antagonism wasn’t irregular.

the hardships of faults was a remaining learning process for the both of you.

“i love you, but i can’t have you! is that what you wanted to know so badly?! that you could run away in the sunset with diggory!” he spat his words crudely, his words rapid as he spoke, the second his voice rung through your ears the subconscious widen of your eyes could’ve ranged from speaking absolutely nothing to a million words.

“i just want you to be happy..., even if it’s not with me.” he sighed over the boisterous lightning strike, gazing bashfully at his feet.

“you, you insolent, foolish, dull-witted git!” you exasperated your words while pushing your finger into his chest in fury of his arrogance, your voice had been almost boisterous over the continuous downpour amongst the both of you alone on the quidditch pitch. a similar ash fog now roaming around as you displeasurnedly argued. 

“it’s you, it always has been! maybe for once if you weren’t the most dramatic, and fairly blind person on earth you would see that!” you huffed finally prying away your stubborn disdain away from your mind for a moment, opting to release your repressed feelings after years of nail chewing, heart strumming anticipation. 

he gaped at you absolutely befuddled with his jaw going completely slack in your view point, his eyebrows suddenly sinking to the middle of his forehead in colossal bewilderment. you, his alluring, astonishingly beautiful, way out of his league best friend actually reciprocated those yearning and aching feelings he spent nights tossing and turning over. 

he saw the way your eyes narrowed at him in prospect, now with this new found confession what was he going to do?

he opted to move a pace closer to you, watching the way you throughly pushed your tresses behind your ears from the sopping rain drowsing upon the both of you. deciding for his his feverishly warm hands to encase around the apples of your cheeks, your thoughts rapid yet still adamantly confused about what he was doing.

was this the moment, was this finally happening?

the vertebrae in his spine tilted whilst he leaned closer to your face, your eyes anxiously fluttering shut when his lips finally grazed your own; not quite a kiss but ready to occur in any awaiting moment. the nails of your fingers grazing against the damp knit of the vermillion sweater in an pursuit to bring him significantly closer till you felt the damp knit of his vermillion sweater against your chest.

his lips finally slotted with your own, he wasn’t sure if it was the water descending down from the sky or if it was your strawberry flavoured chapstick that made the kiss so effortless but he paid almost no mind too it. the way his lips were caught between yours in the feverish torrent. the grasp on his waist only increased as the seconds ticked by. his hands subtly tilted your head, completely engrossed in the feeling of your lips. the way the significance of your lips had a hold over his entire being from the congested tension that had been swarmed through every trickle of you your senses since the day you saw the shag of his outgrown hair in third year. 

it was almost absurd how one person could make him feel so many profusions of emotions. sometimes he had the urge to kiss you senseless till your lips were intently puffed, the days where he wanted to bury his face in the bend of your shoulder and weep his woes away, the days where he was itching to shout at you because of the ways you picked apart every insecurity you ever had that he didn't even believe you could have. 

but he loved it, he loved you, he has you.

your lips departed for a second, the mutual puffs of air escaping from yours lips whilst stricken still by the events that had just occurred. you both chuckled for a moment at the situation. 

an incredibly not solemn confession in the downpour of the rain. 

“you love me?” you questioned honestly, elation slightly lingering in your tone. but more so in question of all the abstinent years you had spent longing for the other now coming to an end, the end of an era and the start of another.

“yeah, i do. i love you.”

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[transmasc-wizard]

the problems people have with mcytbers are mainly isolated to the dsmp and people generally in that group. a couple of people there have said slurs or say slurs, made racist jokes or comments (slave jokes, blackface jokes), lgbtphobic stuff (making trans jokes or calling themselves gay as straight people because they think its funny), im pretty sure some ableist stuff, and technoblade fans defaced a native american monument if i recall? generally, a lot of bad stuff (a lot of it is mainly schlatt and a few other creators. i'm not sure of the validity of all the allegations but the schlatt stuff is a giant problem) But there is also a lot of very awesome content creators like ranboo and eret, there are people in the dsmp who are minors, and a lot of minorities in general. i agree with a lot of the problems people who dislike dsmp and the fandom have with it and i don't consume the content, but no matter the opinion, suibating is overall reprehensable. there is no reason to imply anyone should kill themselves with how triggering and deplorable that is i leave it to the individual to decide how they stand on that sort of stuff, but there is a lot to both sides.

Oh that is shitty. There definitely is no excuse for being racist or queerphobic and that sounds awful. I absolutely agree that supporting people who do & say those things is bad, those creators should be extremely ashamed of what they did, and there should be apologies & accountability there.

The fact that there's good ones is amazing, though! Gamer youtube in general can be very toxic (my little brother used to watch it a lot and I would sit beside him like "no not that one. no not that one either"), and it's nice that there are MCYT creators that are good, and that there are more minorities in gaming communities now. Videogames should be fun and welcoming for everyone (besides, like. minors with 18+ games).

I will note that I don't really... know who these people are or really how youtube stream money works so IDK how disconnected they are from each other, but if there's a lot of creators, wouldn't it be possible to just. like. not interact with the shitty ones?

(again personally I have no interest in interacting in the first place but I'm wondering the logistics of that)

But yeah, suibaiting is not ok. It's immature, horrifying, and can have fatal repercussions. You don't do that to people. Like... I'm against the Harry Potter series and block all HP blogs on sight. I also would never imagine telling them to SH, let alone die. That should stand for all fandoms.

(also side note, what's the difference between MCYT and DSMP? I thought they both basically meant "minecraft gamers on youtube who tell stories")

[lexacoolfox]

Is it ok to have nagito with a talentless fem S/O Whos really sensitive to the whole talentless topic and argues alot to defend herself? (while crying cause shes such a crybaby)

This is my first ask and I’m so excited! Even though I’m sure while I’m writing I’m will be slowly dying inside! But thank you for the ask!

Nagito with a talentless Female S/O who sensitive to the whole talentless topic and argues to defend herself. Also the reader Is a bit of crybaby

Warning: I might add sentive topics like toxic relationship, obsessive behavior, and of course angst.

As much I would love to lie and say you guys have a Great relationship. It’s not true

Nagito being…well Nagito…has a pretty messed up mind set on your relationship

He didn’t know why he fell in love with you. Your talentless! He’d be disgusted with himself at first. But then he gets this idea in his head that ‘you do have a talent! You just need help letting it shine!’

You love Nagito, afterall he’s sweet, caring, and super cute. But his obsession with ultimates and Hope is a little concerning and scary.

You didn’t mind not having a ultimate, you thought it was kinda like a chain. Your whole life is revolves around a single thing you do. You think as a talentless person means you have more freedom.

But Nagito makes that kinda hard to do.

You have hobbies like anybody else, but these hobbies to Nagito are ‘potential ultimate talents.’

“Nagito, why are you obsessed with me finding an ultimate talent!”

“S/O, I know you have an ultimate talent! You just need help finding it!”

“If I did wouldn’t you think I would’ve found it by now!”

“S/O. This is important! You can be a shining beacon of hope for the future!”

“Nagito, is all you look for in a person is their ultimate talent!?”

“S/O why are we talking about this? Why don’t you want an ultimate talent?”

“Cause it’s like a chain! My whole life revolved around one thing I’m good at? What if I like other things! When I’m talentless I’m allowed to explore my option! And I might not be an ‘ultimate’ at somethings but I’m at least good at them.”

“But if your an ultimate you’ll be in the main course at Hope peak academy. You know the best school in the world!”

“I already goes to Hope peak! And I might not be in the main course, I’m in the reserve course! I think that’s good enough for me.”

“S/O you shouldn’t settle for this! Come on let’s find your ultimate talent!”

This argument just broke you. You started crying. You didn’t know what else to do.

“Nagito…do you only love me because you think I have an ultimate talent?”

“What?”

“Do you even love me for me? Do you like my personality? Do enjoy spending time with me? Do you even like the way I look? Do you even care what we do together?”

“I-I-I”

“Wow…you can’t even answer.”

You had a bag with like a week of clothes and shoes and other things. You walked towards the door and put on a coat. And opened the door.

“Ah! S/O! Where you going?!”

“I’m going to stay at my friends for a while. I think we need a break. I want to clear my head.”

“Wait! S/O! Let’s talk about this!”

You saw your friends car and dashed to get inside not looking back cause if you did you know you would change your mind.

But you needed to do this. You needed to think about you and Nagito.

Nagito on the other hand was losing his mind. The second the car lost his sight it felt like things broke.

He started rethinking his actions. He realized he wasn’t thinking about what you thought or how you felt. He also pressured you into something you didn’t want to do. He also started remembering all the things you would do together. Like your guys first date to the fair. Or how you made him delicious chocolates for Valentine’s Day. he still remembered how good they tasted. you would always try your best to cheer him up, when other would call him weird or crazy. You would step in and say “no he not, he just thinks a different way! It’s what makes him fun and interesting!” you were a wonderful partner to him. What was he. Just a jerk who pressured you into finding an ultimate talent. He started texting you saying how sorry he is and begging you to come back.

Monday

Your POV:

You were at school sitting in class waiting for the teacher, you arrived early so you wouldn’t have to see Nagito. Hajime a friend of yours walked in and noticed how sad you seemed.

“Hey S/O, why do you look so down today?”

“Me and Nagito got into an argument and we are taking a break. It’s just I want to clear my head but I feel so horrible. Like trash.”

“Hey isn’t that Nagito’s line?”

You chuckled at that a little. Which was Hajime intention.

“How about you hangout with me and chiaki near the fountain after school?”

“Chiaki…isn’t she that ultimate gamer girl you always talk about?”!

“Yeah. Me and her play games by the fountain near the school.”

“Yeah I think that could be fun, but if I see Nagito there I’m going to have to leave.”

“Ok ok I’m sure you won’t see Nagito there.”

Nagito POV:

Nagito didn’t see you at the front gate, he waited until he had to go to class. Everybody seemed to notice how sad he was. Nagito normally no matter what has a smile on his face, but he was just staring at his desk and tapping his finger on it. Kazuichu went up to his desk

“Yo Nagito, what your deal man? Why do you look so, out of it?”

“I’m just think what a horrible boyfriend I am.”

“Oh did something happen between you and S/O did she finally dump your crazy *ss?” Hiyoko asked

“No she wanted to take a break. I don’t know what to do.”

“W-well ma-maybe y-you should a-apologize.” Mikan timidly added

“I’ve tried texting, calling her, but she won’t answer. I even waited like an hour and a half at the front gate for her.”

“Oh. she was already in here classroom before you showed up.” Peko added

“What did you to get into an argument about?” Sonia questioned

“Sonia we really shouldn’t ask. it’s their personal business.” Mahiru said

“But if we now what it was maybe we can help.” Akane said

“Do you guys have nothing better to do than to get involved in peoples love life?” Fuyuhiko asked annoyed

“Well I mostly like to know cause I like drama!” Teruteru said

“Both you shut up! Nagito tell us before we have a classroom battle.” Akane said

“…me and S/O had a fight about her having an ultimate talent…”

“Nagito are you serious! You know she’s sensitive about that topic!” Mahiru scolded

“I know I know. But it’s just I think she has an ultimate talent and I want to help her find it!”

“Do you think she not good enough for you if she doesn’t have an ultimate talent?” Peko question

“Is all you look for in a relationship is somebody skill or talent?” She also added

“No! Of course not! She’s great even without an ultimate! But I think she could be even better with one!”

“Nagito, I hope your listening to yourself man! Imagine saying that to her face. What do you think she would feel?” Kazuichu said

“Nagito, she would feel like she good enough the way she is! That can result in two things. One she’ll change herself for you, she could be somebody with an ultimate but not somebody who happy and joyful. She could end up being miserable. Or two she’ll feel like you’ll only love her for her talent, and S/O is smart, she will know not to stay with you if you only loved her for that.” Chiaki said surprising everyone, she was normally very quite.

“Yeah, you guys are right! I could be forcing her into a terrible life!”

“Now the question is how you going to make it up to her?” Mahiru said

“I don’t think an apology will be enough.” Hiyoko said

“Yeah maybe you should do something special!” Kazuichu said

“Like what?”

“Oh you could write her a song! Ibuki will help you get your lover back!” Yelled ibuki

“No, he should take her to a remote spot somewhere and have a delicious meal! Yours truly could prepare it for you too! A classy dinner by candle light.” Teruteru said

“M-maybe to t-take h-her too see a m-movie.” Mikan suggested

While everybody was brainstorming on what Nagito should do. Nagito thought of a wonderful idea. He quickly told everybody what he wants to do. Everyone who was in on the planning thought it was a great idea.

“It’s kinda funny, you used to say how you hated people without ultimates. But you ended up dating somebody without an ultimate.” Fuyuhiko said

“Yeah I don’t know why but I know I’m not ready to lose her!”

“I thinks a creature beyond thins mortal dimension had put an enchantment on the both of you, hence drawing you two together!” Gundham said

Lunch

You ate your lunch in the bathroom, in walked chiaki from Nagito class! You panicked and was ready to put your lunch away and run away!

“S/O can I talk to you?”

“As long it’s not about Nagito.”

“Oh…um…”

“…fine spit it out what do you want to know.”

“Well, actually Nagito was wondering if you can meet him up at this certain building at the top floor later tonight around 9:00pm. He has something for you.”

Honestly you were skeptical but also curious, your curiosity got better of your skepticism and said you would go. She left so you could enjoy your lunch. You texted Hajime telling him you had a change of plans.

Later at some building on the top floor at 9:00pm

You went to the room chiaki texted you and with a heavy sigh you knocked on it. Not even a second later it opened. You could see Nagito with tears in his eyes

“You actually came! I’m so happy!”

“Hey Nagito…what did you want to meet me here for?

“I have a surprise for you!”

He covere your eyes and guided to an elevator and pressed a button. When you made it to your destination, your eyes were still covered but you feel a gust of wind. You guys were on the roof! He uncovered your eyes and you saw a gorgeous sight

He set up a little spot for you guys.

“Nagito...”

“I set this up for us! I brought a Bluetooth speaker so we can listen to your favorite songs! I set blankets and pillows around so we’re comfortable! I also brought some of your favorite snacks and drinks! Also some food teruteru made for us! I got lights so it couldn’t get too dark! I also set the blanket up and brought a projector so we can watch a movie, any movie you want! I also thought we could star gaze!”

You were speechless. Nagito set this all for you! You started crying.

“S/O, Darling, my love, My hope! Please forgive me for how I treated you. I was so foolish to realize that your perfect with it without an ultimate talent. That is a decision for me not to decide! That’s yours! All I can do is ask for your forgiveness!”

“Nagito! I-I! Of course I forgive you! I can’t believe you did all of this for me!”

You both shared a passionate kiss. The night was spent watching a movie, listening to music and maybe a bit dancing, had some snacks and drinks, at one point you guys were lying on the blankets and looking at the stars, out of nowhere a bunch shooting stars were flying across the sky. It made everything so beautiful.

“The stars are so beautiful!”

“Yes they are, but I see two especially beautiful ones.”

“Really where?”

He turned your face towards his and softly cupped your face with his hands.

“Your eyes. They shine brighter than any star in the sky.”

You blushed at that. Your love for Nagito probably grew 3 times that night.

“S/O, I really am sorry for how I treated you. Will you please stay with me?”

“I forgive you Nagito and of course I will stay with you!”

“Wow lucky me! Hehehe this might be wrong to say. But I think I found your ultimate talent.”

“Really what?”

“Your my ultimate lover.”

“Hehehe. I think your my ultimate lover too.”

“I love you my hope.”

“I love you most Nagito.”

Not the ending you were expecting right! I really hope you enjoyed it! Also thank you nuttytalepatrol for this suggestion. It was a challenge but one I enjoyed, also summer break is coming soon! So expect more posts from me! Also sends ask and I’ll do my best. I prefer if you ask for characters I’ve already done. Until next time!

-Lexacoolfox

[lispectore]

I love a slightly toxic csgo gamer george its so funny when he just calls out for dreams name despite being global but a really cute 'gamer boyfriend' moment i guess was when george whispered into the mic telling dream to win and they actually won the round ! Sometimes i forget they aren't just mcyt its almost refreshing to see them lose their shit over a fps game

toxic bitchy gamer george is my all time favorite after sleep deprived george, i just love how he takes shit from no one and doesn't wait a second before he's giving whoever (sapnap) is being an ass to him a witty comeback.

i also thought that was so cute, especially because dream sounded distressed at some points of the game because he wasn't doing well and we know that dream loves to be praised when he's playing, so it was the perfect combo to motivate him and sapnap to win that match.