#there's actually a haiku there

[mbohjeezart]

Hermit a Day May: Day 18, Joe Hills, The Puppet, the Puppeteer!

@joehills And here's his full portrait without the text and background:

[andhumanslovedstories]

The bookstore near my college ages ago had these baskets of pins, each with a different five or seven syllable phrase, so if you picked out three pins, you'd assemble a haiku. I found mine while unpacking, and they gave me an idea.

I'd like to make a crowdsourced tumblr haiku. I'd put a bunch of 5 syllable and 7 syllable phrases in separate polls. Each line gets voted on independently, and the haiku is the resulting winner of those three polls. I think this would be way more interesting if they weren't all phrases I wrote, so I'd love if anyone wanted to submit some! Any phrase, any tone, preferably a line that can stand alone. For example, "The jumping kitten," is harder but not impossible to flow nicely into a random next line, versus something like "The cat stretched then jumped."

You can reply here or message me, and I'll credit you at the bottom of the post with the poll your phrase is in, unless you specify you don't want me to. I can't guarantee your phrase will get used, depending on how many I get. (Also if it isn't the right syllable count. Five syllables or seven syllables please). Let's make poetry!

[my-castles-crumbling]

Regulus: Potter, why the fuck is our kitchen trashed?

James: Oh! I wrote a haiku to tell you I'm sorry for that! It goes: Please do not be mad, I left the house a huge mess, I am real sorry.

Regulus:

Regulus:

Regulus: Strangely, I'm no longer mad.

[mariagreenwoodart]

Haiku bot is in its age regression era now apparently

[i-have-41-protons]

I want to summon the haiku bot and trap it, and perhaps eat it?

[blue-haired-heathen]

When you make a post, do you count the syllables for haiku-bot bait?

[shopwitchvamp]

July's tarot horoscope reading is here, in haiku form!

This month I'm finally living out my long-standing dream of becoming a beatnik 🖤

[feline-felon]

By making this post have seventeen syllables, I will trick Haiku Bot into showing everyone this post. Observe:

Look what I can do I'm circumventing systems and you can't stop me

[mirai-e-jump]

Avataro Sentai Donbrothers: Final Live Tour | Posters

Bromides | Pamphlet

[r0semultiverse]

penis penis peen I am very mean and green penis penis scene

[qenvy]

In each gentle breeze,

I hear the wings of my kin,

Dancing through the night.

[bigbrainbiology]

-Lines-

A Guren & Shinya 2 page comic <3

Perpendicular Lines touch but once, and then they Never meet again.

But in another Life, I would always choose to See you once again.

[randomtotallyrealgirl]

hello haiku bot i hope you are having a wonderful evening

[ashclouds366]

chicken and rice, so good so yummy

eat so much it hurt my tummy

[on1tea]

Whispered hearts entwine,

Love's gentle touch, divine,

Two souls, love's design.

[daphnexsa]

kate and murphy are the literal definition of slowburn like DAMN 3028299 GAMES AND THEY ARE STILL NOT TOGETHER???????????????? haiku games lock ur doors…