#these asks make me giggle ong

[magicalboything]

tumblr anons when cute colorful blog: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

tumblr users when cutesy colorful layout of spiderman obviously equals proship 😱😱😱

[kvzcs]

father! tfushiguro x mother! reader

summary: you and toji have been happily married for 3 years and had your first little baby 2 years ago.

cont: fluff, cuteness overload ong, baby megumi 🥹, sorta a drabble,

a/n: to whoever sent me that message, thank you so much 😭🫶🏽 you actually don know how much it means for someone to give me feedback or wtv jgrpkd, but love and happy reading 📖.

having a son also means having another toji

you were doing dishes when you felt a little tug at your pants. you looked down and saw megumi.

" what is it baby ? " you said asking the little 2 year old. " mama ! " megumi said happy to see his mum's face.

you giggled at the little child before drying the last dish and drying your hands before taking the child into your arms.

" mama hungey" megumi said pointing to himself. you smile at his words and take him to his highchair.

you were preparing megumis food and was about to turn around until you felt two hands grab onto your waist. " my lovee " toji said tiredly into your neck.

you giggled at the effection " what's wrong ? " you said brushing your fingers through his black silky hair. " im hungryy" he whined holding your waist tighter

" mm okay, let me take 'gumis food 'kay ? " you said looking down at him. he nodded and pulled away and watched you give megumi his food.

he walks up to the both of you and sits down next to megumi. " hey buddy, whatchu' eatin' ? " he said looking at his child " mama make 'nana wogut! " megumi tried his best to say.

" oo banana and yogurt huh? well mind sharing with your dad ? " toji said hopeful his son would remember all those times he gave him his food.

megumi looked at him and said no giggling. toji scoffs jokingly and sits with his arms crossed pretending to be offended. and megumi being a second copy of toji he does the same.

" you guys are such babies. but that's alright cause' your my adorable babies, especially you " you said cooing at megumi as toji watched. you felt toji put his head on your shoulder " what about your other sexy, cute, attractive baby " he said with what you can assume with a pout on his face " yess and you two, you big baby " you said kissing his forehead laughing.

hey guys hope you enjoyed 😭 ! im so sorry for the inactive blog, js know im trying my best to upload !

reblogs appreciated 🫶🏽

[dilucsfav]

OH EM GEE HIIIIII !! FOR THE SUB THINGY COULD I REQUEST XIAO, SCARA, GOROU AND KAZUHA IF YOU CAN???? ABSOLUTELY NO RUSH AT ALL, TAKE YOUR TIME RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

omg HIIII!!!

HELL YES I WAS PRAYING SOMEBODY WOULD REQUEST THIS

this is gonna be so fun to write!! i had a lot of fun with dom genshin men acting like subs, it’s time to do sub men acting like doms😻TEHEHEHSHS THIS EXCITES ME

…. i have never written for some of these characters (gorou, scara, ALBEDO!!!, etc etc) but i’m so excited omg

i’m so sorry i’ve been so absent HELPPPP my energy has been so low and shit but i’m really trying to write more i promise I HAVE SO MANY FUN REQUESTS I WANNA WRITE AHHH

there were so many men i wanted to write for this so i’m sorry it took a while </3 but yes here you all go!!

Dom!genshin men x sub!reader (ft. scaramouche, xiao, kazuha, gorou, albedo, tighnari, childe)

warning(s): nsfw, slight? knife play, blood, marks and bruises, choking, spanking… yeah all the good shit, put ur big boy panties on😩

scaramouche

im sorry but he wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about your pleasure when he’s being dom-

would force you to choke on his dick with no mercy ong, just making you take it all deep and hard and mhmmm

IM SORRY LMAO IM JUST IMAGINING HIS SMALL ASS BEING DOM AND TRYING TO BOSS YOU AROUND AND ITS MAKING ME GIGGLE-

IMAGINE CALLING HIS FUCKING 4 FOOT 3 ASS “DADDY” OR “MASTER”- IM SORRY I 😭😭

sorry these are supposed to be good hcs mb

anywho he’d be a very mean & stubborn dom, and low key kinda abusive-

WOULD slap you if you’re a brat/didn’t do something right that he asked of you. like NOT SPANKING but like SLAPPING

would absolutely get off to seeing you bleed/using a knife on you💀

^^AND CRYING TOO??? yeah he’d probably hit you so hard or fuck you too much until you’re a crying mess cuz he’s into that and we all fuckin know it

“Say it again, (Y/N). You wanna be stuffed with cock so fucking bad, huh? Admit it.”

would call you dirty slut, whore, yada yada all that shit

IM SORRY YALL LMAO I DONT VIBE W SCARA IN THAT WAY BUT HOPEFULLY ITS SOMEWHAT ACCURATE 💔💔💔

Xiao

xiao please fuck me

anyways

so mean but such a soft dom at the same time, you get me?

when hes thrusting n shit, he’d totally go slower and harder rather than quicker and not-as-hard

…. cuz let’s be honest… if he went FAST… literally would be digging your fucking grave cuz his inner demons would definitely conquer the fuck out of your tushy

IM SORRY IMAGINE HIM GOING EXTREMELY FAST AND JUST GOING “EVIL CONQUERING” DURING IT-

i’m sorry please laugh at my jokes

honestly there isn’t really any kinks that i can think of that’d he’d be into?

in general, i think sex with him would be EXTREMELY intimate & sweet. like throughout it he’d pleasure you but he’d be so careful about it and so sweet💔💔 he’d have moments where he’d get carried away but it never goes too far

his teeth latching onto your neck while he’s fucking you HELLO!!!!!! CONQUER ME PLS

“You’ve been so, so good for me. Do you think you can take it all, (Y/N)?”

dude his dick would be to die for- cuz it’s not super big, in fact it’s pretty average size, BUT ITS SUCH GOOD DICK LIKE HE GIVES SUCH GOOD DICK AND WE ALL KNOW IT. LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO MOVE IT IN ALL THE GOOFY FEEL GOOD AREAS N SWEET SPOTS N EVERYTHING

^^imagining his body all sweaty while he’s towering over you, fucking you, watching your expression and panting, brushing this thumb over your face and praising you but in a way that he’s asserting that he’s in control?

PLEASEEE

dude i’m sorry i’m sorry but i need to write just regular hcs & scenarios w xiao SO I CAN WRITE ABOUT RIDING HIS DICK CUZ GODDD

anyways i’m getting too carried away with xiao, next friend to write about-

Kazuha Kaedehara

soft dom. one hundred fucking percent. no way in HELL anybody can convince me he’d be a mean dom.

ngh ngh ngh THATS THE SOUNDS HE’D MAKE, THATS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE HIS WHIMPER/MOAN WHEN HES GIVING DICK

tbh he’s just so gentle but so teasing to you too- he’d absolutely embarrass you and get you all flustered and have no regrets about it

“Mm… feels good here, (Y/N)? Look me on the eyes and tell me, my flower.”

would hit ALL the sweet spots and we all know it

pls pls he’d intertwine yours and his fingers and squeeze your hands super tight while he’s doing it with you, god god while also asking if you’re comfortable? omfgggg

…… do i think kazuha kaedehara likes seeing you tied up? ………. kinda

IDK CAN YALL SEE IT??? CUZ IDK I FEEL LIKE HE’D JUST ENJOY IT, OR AT LEAST HOLDING YOUR HANDS ABOVE UR HEAD?? PLS with that little innocent look of his /////////…

he’d do this awfully attractive chuckle during it I CAN JUST FUCKING PICTURE IT

oh holy shit he’d absolutely lift your legs onto his shoulders so he can kiss your thighs and just hold your legs cuz cuz coz UHHSHSHSHSH

legs legs what’s on the menu? legs legs what’s on the menu? legs legs what’s on the menu? *clap clap clap clap* LEGS!!!!

(please tell me i don’t sound like a dumbass and that somebody gets that song reference)

honestly kazu is totally a pro with his fingers… i don’t make the rules, i just write them

that made no fucking sense anyways

Gorou

IVE ACTUALKY NEVER WRITTEN FOR GOROU IVE BEEN WANTING TO FOR SO LONG HES SO MS HINA BBG

i’m sorry i’m cackling at the idea of gorou being dom but

ok but if he’s the dom one, it’s probably if he’s… in heat

^^YOU KNEW IT HAD TO BE SAID CMON CUS WHEN ELSE IS THIS MF PUPPY ENERGY MAN GONNA BE DOM? exactly.

so with that being said, we all know what “puppy energy” is like… puppies are very fast therefore Gorou go vroom vroom in that hole-

am i making too many dog jokes?? this is going to make me sound disgusting im going insane

so anyways … yeah so he’d go super fast and he wouldn’t really talk too much dirty he would just be VERYYY vocal and would pant and whine and grunt and all that shit

imagine him whispering “yes yes yes…” as he’s yknow GOD SAVE ME FROM MY HORRENDOUS SINS

he would hold your face as he’s going absolutely feral stop and then give you sloppy little kisses all around cuz he loves you 💔💔

i don’t think he’d bite & leave hickeys to “mark his territory” or whatever… that’d be a different character in heat 🌝 (that character comes later in these headcanons hehe get it because this text is green get it and anyways nvm)

so anywho he’d definitely leave smooches all over you and would just make you feel so loved and would give you ALLL the fucking attention

instead of being the type of dude to say that shit like “good girl/boy” “good job” “you’re doing well”… i can’t really see that idk maybe that’s just me??

^^ i think he’d probably say more things like “you’re so beautiful when you do that” “i’m so grateful to have somebody like you” yknow???

“(Y/N), don’t stop that, please… you should just look at how amazing you look right now.”

he’s so cute though definitely a soft dom that would make you feel all good n happy n loved and hhhhhhhhhhhh

Albedo

FINALLY I CAN WRITE FOR ALFREDO SAUCE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

please IVE WANTED TO WRITE FOR HIM SO LONG PLEASE YALL DONT EVEN KNOW HES LITERALLY MY FAV GENSHIN CHARACTER YALL PLS

anyways

jesus omfg he’s such a hot dom GUYS GUYS IVE BEEN WAITING TO RANT TO SOMEBODY (besides my magnificent partner they are so amazing for listening to my bullshit) ABOUT HOW DOM ALBEDO WOULD BE IN BED

for starters he’d tie you up. not just wrists but fucking ankles too

also while he’s fucking you he’d give you this look of like?? as if he’s studying you?? yk like examining you for a test or some shit yess me next master ngh🌝

would also have this look of just DISINTEREST while he’s going ham with you, like almost like he’s bored??😭😭 just so unphased

^^ just imagine him staring at you blankly PLEASE THAT IS SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY TO ME CUZ ITS SO TRUE IDK (and it’s hot)

absolutely he’d tame your attitude so fucking fast. such a big tease omg help

honestly he’s totally a giver- like he’s kinda not human so bro prolly dgaf about some of that shit anyways but imagining this scrumptious man slightly creasing his brows before releasing? eye and ear candy

(guys i promise i don’t just like him cuz of his massive fucking cock i actually just like him cuz his lore i swear-)

“Oh… did that feel nice, (Y/N), hm? Right there, was it?”

let me be your test subject pls

would rub your head?? afterwards?? THATS SO FUCKING RANDOM BUT IT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD TOO LIKE ITS HIS FORM OF PRAISE OR SOME SHIT

his aftercare is literally “ok put ur pants back on, let’s get back to work”

why am i attracted to emotionally dismissive gentlemen?

Tighnari

ah yes, i missed writing for tighnari

shit he’s so he’s so

unlike gorou (when he’s in heat), tighnari doesn’t necessarily have to be in heat to be dom…

god he’s such a fucking tease, he’d EMBARRASS THE FUCK out of you and would just laugh

another man that just takes it slow but OH HO HOOO IS HE FUCKING GOOD AT IT

teaser whilst also he’s twirling your hair with a finger, rubbing your lip with his thumb, smirking at you, voice low, hand rubbing sweet but suggestive circles all over you YESS PLS SIR

“Tsk… so needy, aren’t you, (Y/N)? You can’t wait very long at all for it, can you? Go ahead and ask me for it then, little slut.”

he has such attitude 💔💔💔

sex with him is the definition of “breeding you” cuz it’s just that… intense… just hot n sweaty and mhmm we all know fs

would bite your back, stomach, chest, legs… would leave bruises n hickeys ALL over you omfg with no shame at all

he wouldn’t give you anything unless you asked or begged for it NICELY ofc

^^would rub your head with a small “good girl/boy” praise too YUMMYYYY

even though he’s a big tease, he’d also make sure you’re okay with everywhere he’s touching you and would make sure to give you a nice lil aftercare session right after <333

Childe

jesus yall i had a childe phase-

i mean he’s cool n shit but like idk i don’t vibe with him much anymore🙁 HES SO FUCKING FUN TO WRITE FOR THOUGH!!!!

he’d spank you, tie you up, shove your face into the sheets and make you take it, would laugh at you if you cried… yeah he’s fucking mean in bed

^^ he’d know what’s too far n shit but yeah

^^^ ALSO IS IT JUST ME WHOS ALWAYS GOTTEN HUGE VIBES THAT CHILDE IS DEFINITELY INTO SPANKING YOU?? like there’s definitely other characters BUT ESPECIALLY HIM LIKE???!?!?!?!?

sex with him is so hot help, probably hurts so fucking bad because his dick is probably massive but it’d feel so good and would be so worth it

i’m going to rot in hell for being such a whore

this is so foul to say but he’d make you wear a skirt while he… yeahhh from the back 🤰

I MEAN AM I WRONG??

^^ mf probably wants to see you in a maid dress & cat ears n shit too he seems like he’d be so down fucking bad

he’d totally grab your face and make you look at him while he’s doing his shit

“Feels nice, yeah? You want me to keep going?”

no matter how dom he may act, he will never not whimper

^^^I CANT SEE HIM GROANING LMFAOSO HES TOTALLY A WHIMPERER

…. and he’d get off to seeing you cry. or rather wants to see you cry

^^ CUZ HE’D BE ALL “aww does it hurt that bad? I’m sorry…” AND ACT ALL CHILDISH

nasty man smh

[mariariley]

Graves x reader

⋆✮⋆ relationship headcanons ⋆✮⋆

2nd person

female reader

NSFW warning

Word count: 1.1k

masterlist || have a request/ask? Here are the rules <3

Once again added stuff a little too many times! Ideas keep coming ong

He's that hot divorced American dad you see at sport matches

I imagine he's either your dad's friend (or a friend of anyone in your closest family) or your kidnapper but the choice on how you meet and who you are is yours, I'm just giving ideas

His usual egoism would not falter around you, you'd only give it a boost

He'd make cheeky jokes when you least expect it, either making you giggle or roll your eyes because he can be misogynistic

He'd enjoy that annoyed look on your face. He loves when you give him attitude so if you're a person with a lot of it, consider it a plus

He'd pull that classic move, asking you out for a drink more and more often until he finally makes you fold because, trust me, he will not give up until he makes you his

As your partner he would almost act like your sugar daddy

He would buy you a lot of expensive stuff, especially jewelry because it's the most valuable thing you can have on yourself

When you tell him something that you like, he'd remember every little detail and expect him to gift it to you, be that something materialistic, a vacation, an event he'd take you to...

That's another way of his to pamper you and kinda manipulate you. He's not an angel and I think everyone is aware of that

You know how they say: quid pro quo

He buys you stuff, you provide him with other services

He has a slight brat taming kink hence his liking of your attitude. He likes putting you in place when you "disobey him", especially if that requires pushing you onto your knees

He calls you "sweetheart", "sweetie", "honey", "baby girl, "baby doll", "princess", anything he can come up with at the moment

Loves kissing your temple and forehead, nose as well. He's obsessed with fondling your cheeks and squishing or pinching them which is always followed by a wink and a smirk on his face

Loves when you touch his hair (it is very soft). He takes very good care of himself and always smells good

Sometimes he likes growing out a short spiky beard for a week or so. Though the stunning smell of the aftershave lotion is something that fits him the best

Loves when you touch or kiss that scar he has on his cheekbone and ear

He also has a scar on his abdomen (it was a big stab wound) and loves when you touch it, sends a shiver down his spine, especially when you're just cuddling and you sneak your hand underneath his shirt (has a thing for touching your tummy as well)

Loves when you play with his chest hair while cuddling

Loves beer and red wine

Notices even the smallest changes in your appearance. Had a haircut or painted your nails a different color? He will point it out and compliment it.

In bed he's very passionate and vocal, loves praising you and just does not shut up, especially when you're giving him a blowjob

He'd use the classics: "Good girl~", "Atta girl~", "Good job, baby~" or something like "You're a tight fit~, "Such pretty little mouth you got there~", "There we go, baby, that's what I wanted to hear~"

Big fan of oral, prefers receiving. Loves pulling your hair and makes you keep eye contact hence the way you look up at him while he's shoving his whole cock down your throat and making you choke drives him crazy (excuse my language)

Loves when you wear lipstick, especially red and especially when you’re giving him a blowjob

Prefers being on top and loves changing positions frequently as well as paces. Though one of his favorite things to do is wrap his hand around your throat and make you suck on his fingers while he's making your cheeks clap from behind (excuse my language again)

Definitely into age play. Also likes when you call him "daddy" or "sir" in bed

Has a thing for collars and would definitely own a few for you

He doesn't have a preference when it comes to cumming, it depends on however he feels at the moment, be that filling you up, loading on your arse or stomach, your face, mouth...

He's good at aftercare, he'd make sure you're clean and comfortable and good lord he just does not shut up. Cooing into your ear, he'd keep telling you how you did a great job and how you're his beautiful princess, only his

He can get a little possessive at times, mostly when his soldiers are around you. He'd definitely lecture them and order them to stay away from you unless completely necessary

He kinda has a thing for doing it with you in the kitchen, on the counter. When he sees you cooking it makes him feel things, especially when he's been on a long mission and he finally comes home after weeks, sometimes months even

Has a thing for slowly dancing with you in the living room to vintage American songs and I'm talking songs 40s and 50s (still keeps his grandpa's gramophone), once again especially when he comes home from a long missions, makes him feel like his ancestors coming back from WW2 to their wives after saving the world

When he's gone for too long he makes sure to stay in contact with you, texting you and calling you every day, telling you how much he misses his baby girl

If you're down for it, he'd love some sex over the phone as a stress relief. He would also ask you to send him photos of yourself every day and what you're doing, where you're going, what you're eating and sometimes he'd ask for nudes too (if you aren't the first one to send it to him that is)

Not everything is unicorns and rainbows though, sometimes you can argue like an old married couple or worse

Considering he's divorced and probably has children with that woman (her name is probably Sharon or something) isn't something to ignore

If you're a jealous/obsessive/possessive type, it can get nasty

His manipulative patterns would grow old and transparent

These toxic arguments would make you doubt his love for you, make your trust for him fade as he'd almost make you pack your things and go

Though he wouldn't mean any of the possibly offensive/humiliating stuff and would end up apologizing but his manipulation skills would make you apologize as well

Overall, despite your ups and downs, he wouldn't want your relationship to end to the point he'd beg you to stay with him

Dividers belong to @firefly-graphics 🖤

[wol-fica]

if you are taking requests can i make a request where the reader and jenna ortega play a video game or watch a movie together and in the middle of the game or movie the reader kisses jenna and they spend the rest of the night together (both are already dating)

YES PLS TY TY MUAH

gonna write like sonic rn

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-𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕤-

pairings - jennaortega x fem!reader

summary - you spend the night at jenna’s and she decides to make you watch scream 5 with her [fem! reader]

warnings - slight angst, pure fluff, making out, jenna is a softy here, y’all can fight me later ;) not proofread

an - who’s ready for scream 6 btw, 2023 boutta be a lit year ong ong

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Normally when you would spend the night at your girlfriends house, it would be peaceful and full of kisses; that was not the case tonight.

You were not a fan of scary movies, in any form. The last horror movie you watched was The Conjuring and you ended up pissing your pants. So how you ended up seated on the couch about to watch Scream 5 was beyond you.

“Jenna, love, can we not watch this?” You pleaded as your girlfriend proceeded to rent the movie on Amazon Prime.

Now, you weren’t opposed to seeing Jenna on screen, but you really didn’t like seeing her all bloody and dead on screen; from what you knew about Ghostface, he kills a lot.

“Cmon Y/N, it’s just one movie.” She replied whilst sliding back into the comfort of your arms after paying for the movie.

“It’s a scary movie. I don’t like scary!”

Jenna sighed and looked up at you, putting on her best puppy dog eyes. She always knew that if she did that, you would give into anything that she asked of you.

“Pleeeeaaassseeee.” She whined, leaning up to press a soft kiss to the underside of your jaw.

You stared at her, contemplating your response. You could either say yes, and have nightmares for the next few weeks, or say no and get the cold shoulder for eternity. You opted for the first option.

“Fine, but I blame you if I can’t sleep tonight.”

She squealed in excitement and grabbed the remote to press play, bouncing in your lap while she did. The intro to the movie came on and you knew you’d be in for a wild ride.

—time skip—

Wild ride was an understatement for the most part. You had screamed, whined, shed a few tears, and even had to leave the room for a moment at a certain scene.

Currently, you were sat on the couch as the movie was paused on sheriff walking outside. The faint glow of the screen illuminated your blank face as your girlfriend laughed at a video she took of you screaming like a child.

“It was so high-pitched, oh my god!” She wheezed, wiping away a tear of laughter.

“Glad you found my fear amusing.” You snapped, turning away from her.

“Aw baby im sorry.” Jenna said, throwing her phone onto the table so she could give you her full attention.

“Hmph.”

“Y/N I wasn’t trying to make fun of you.” She said, now straddling you to try and see your face.

A funny trait about you was that you were incredibly stubborn. Your sarcasm plus your inability to be bold has strung up your childish behavior of not wanting to give into whatever is throw your way.

“Baby, can you look at me?” Jenna tried again, attempting to turn your face.

You obliged but kept a stern look in your eyes as she smiled warmly at you.

“You know I would never mock you for being afraid of something.” She said softly, twirling a piece of your hair between her fingers.

“I know, but you know that I hate being scared. Let alone seeing you get stabbed like nine times!” You complained, completely forgetting about being mad.

“It wasn’t real sweet cheeks, it’s just a movie.” Jenna cooed, now caressing your face as a way to soothe you.

You whined in defeat, pouting while Jenna just giggled at you. She paused for a moments, leaning in so your noses were touching. The faint smell of her breath hit your senses, filling up your sinus’ with the scent of spear mint.

Soon enough, her lips were on yours as she pushed you into the couch. Your mouths locked together, teeth tugging at lips and tongues forcing into the others mouth. Your little make out session was going smoothly until you heard the sound of a ringtone going off. Jenna pulled away to see that she was getting a call, but before she could answer you took it and hung up.

“Wha-.” You cut Jenna off mid sentence with a kiss.

“I don’t wanna take any chances.”

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[stannienight]

Hi, I hope you are well 💗

I was wondering if you could do Saiki K x reader, where reader and Saiki are best friends (and he secretly has a crush on them) and reader just got out of a bad relationship and thinks nobody will ever love them again, so Saiki tries to help them feel better and hint that he likes them ?

☮️&❤️

let me tell you, i love this ask sm. it has so much potential. for now i just spewed out whatever i could but this is such a lovely trope, especially for someone like saiki

❤

saiki k x best friend reader (after your breakup)

- okay listen. saiki is bad at being subtle. especially when you're so oblivious. it just leads to So Much Chaos

- the fact that you just got out of a relationship makes it hard to pick up hints okay - anyways, saiki isn't focused on getting you to like him or anything. his "hints" just happen to slip out - but it's not just that, right? you're also best friends. SARCASTIC best friends. combine that with your self-deprecation and saiki's inability to handle romance and there's a disaster waiting to happen - you: ugh what if no one ever loves me for who i am? saiki: am i a joke to you? you: yeah saiki: fair enough - you: i hate my ex. i'm going to devote myself to making him regret this saiki: didn't you waste enough time in the relationship? you, now woke: holy shit you're right - you: saiki help me glow up saiki: there is literally nothing i can improve you: IS THAT A DISS? saiki: - he helps you through the breakup, too. in true best-friend fashion, when you call him in the middle of the night with the news, he's in your room within a second. he brings ice cream, a blanket, and for some reason, a cat. you don't even know where he got it from. but you needed it - for the next few days he buys you gifts (which you keep telling him you don't need) but he wants to remind you that even he can do the job of being a boyfriend better than your ex - all your mutual friends are like, how oblivious can she get? and since when is saiki so bold? - saiki has no idea this is a romantic thing to do. "i'm just proving anyone can be better than he was wdym it's just a statistical thing?" - your friends find this whole dynamic hilarious- chiyo especially, the romance fanatic, who has never seen saiki exhibit any emotion - every time you spend time with saiki, kaidou and aren pointedly leave you two alone (dragging a nendo as oblivious as you along with them) whispering and giggling. you're so confused but not complaining - honestly, half the school already thinks you're dating? everyone except the two of you has just accepted it as a fact that you're a thing - dude: so saiki, how's your girlfriend saiki: what girlfriend dude: y/n? saiki: she's not my girlfriend dude: oh really? then maybe i can try confessing to her- saiki: dude: why am i in florida? - yeah okay he's just the tiniest bit possessive since the breakup okay? he doesn't want you getting hurt again - and don't worry he brought the guy back from florida ❤ i had so much fun writing this ong i canNOT imagine saiki being subtle at all or even understanding the line between close friendship and romance. it's all so objective to him and my guy's probably so confused send me asks for hcs, oneshots, or anything in general, even if it’s unrelated to anime or writing! saiki k and haikyu for requests but maybe go through my profile before requesting for haikyu <3

[aesthetic-bbyg]

hey, can i request a tom x puerto rican female reader? Kinda similar to the chola one but it's in new york instead of la🤭omgggg. It can be any era idm sjensjsj

AY, BENDITO ~ TOM K.

Tom Kaulitz x reader

In which a determined Tom won’t stop till you accept his offer to take you out.

Nattie speaks: Yayayaya!! Im excited to write this bc I literally love Puerto Ricans sm like y’all are real ones ong🙏. Keep the request coming in bc I def wanna start writing more on here!

YOU NEARLY GROANED AS you saw the boy approach, your friend, Daniela, giggled from beside you just watching in amusement. Nearly everyday, Tom Kaulitz managed to find you and ask you the same question.

“You free tonight?” His German accent so alluring yet you knew you couldn’t, and you wouldn’t. Yes, you will admit that Tom was a very attractive boy, you liked him a lot, but you also knew the type of person he was. It seemed as though every girl you talked to had at least one interaction with the Kaulitz boy that ended in sex. “Come on, just one date and it’ll be worth it.”

You glared, turning back to the line and waiting for your lime flavored piragua, choosing to ignore him. You weren’t sure why he decided that picking you as the main victim of his pestering was good idea but each day it annoyed you more. There we’re even some where you nearly gave in and excepted his offer but ultimately walked away before the words could leave your mouth. Was the piragua guy purposely taking long to shave the ice or was it just you? The mix between the heat of New York and Tom’s blabbing in your ear made the tone feel slow.

“Enough!” You snapped, turning to face the boy who was listing off reasons as to why taking you to Señor Guzman’s pizza place would be the perfect first date for the two of you. “I already told you that I’m not interested in going out with you.”

You could hear your friend snickering beside you, “Ay bendito.” She was just observing and sipping the cool cherry flavored syrup from her cup. (Poor boy)

Tom only smirked, adjusting his hat and backing away with his hands up in defense. “Okay, okay, I hear you, I will come back tomorrow.”

You sighed heavily as he walked away, “Don’t come back at all!” You yelled, but he didn’t turn around or do anything to acknowledge your words, based on his past actions you knew he would be back.

“Aquí está.” The tan man gave you the piragua in a small plastic cup, the shaved ice soaked in a lime-flavored syrup. Your demeanor immediately changed, a frustrated scowl turning into a soft grin with just one sip. You dig through your shorts, handing some bills before walking off. (Here you go)

“At this point, it’d be better to accept his date then reject it, Amiga.” Daniela spoke up, giving you a knowing look as she shoved some of the ice in her mouth, letting it melt on her tongue.

“No quiero, Dani, to give him the satisfaction of taking out another girl would be like hell to me.” You argued back, “He just doesn’t take a hint, and everyday he comes and bothers me about something.” (I don’t want to)

“If you really about it.” Daniela began making you roll your eyes. “I’m starting to think that he really likes you and isn’t just playing around to get in your pants.”

You turned to her with furrowed brows, “What do you mean, it Tom fucking Kaulitz, of course he’s gon’ something involving.”

“When’s the last time you heard of him hooking up with someone?” Daniela asked, watching a a you shrugged your shoulders. “Exactly, and don’t you think that it’s strange how Tom is constantly flirting with you, only you.”

“I think it’s very strange, and annoying, ya me tiene esta los cielos, Dani.” You huffed, stopping as you arrived in front of her apartment building. (he has me up to the sky)

“Just take a moment and think, he totally got a thing for you because he’s putting in actual effort, not just shooting out some lame pick up lines.” Your friend tossed her cup into a nearby garbage bin before climbing up the steps. “He likes you, and I know you like him.”

You processed her words as you made it back to your own home, the refreshing snack cleared up your mind from its previous annoyed state. It made you frustrated, how could it be that a player was suddenly wanting to get with you of all people. For as long as you could remember, Tom would always flirt with you, it gave you a string of hope before he ended up in another girls room that same day. If the reason why you became so cold, more brutal with your rejections then before.

Walking into the house, your auntie and mom were in the kitchen, they could already sense the annoyance radiating off you. “Nena, que tú tiene?” Your auntie questioned, raising her thinly drawn eyebrow at you. “And don’t bullshit me.” (Girl, what is wrong?)

“María!” Your mother scolded towards her sister, “Don’t be using those groserías in front of my daughter.” You walked into the kitchen, jumping onto the counter as you watched your mother cut up some chicken. (Bad words)

“You know Tom K, el aleman te la esquina?” You began, getting the attention of both of the woman. (The German from the corner)

“El que tiene un hermano emo?” You auntie asked, placing a hand on her hip. (the one that has an emo brother?)

“Titi.” You warned as she threw her hands up in defense, “Bueno, pues, he’s been asking me out for the past five months.”

Your mother let out a dramatic gasp, stopping her motions and looking at you, “Cinco meses? Y qué carajo todavía haces aquí?” (five months? And what the hell are you still doing here?)

You groaned, throwing your head back, “No salir con el, mama, he’s a player, I’ve been sayin’ no each time.” Your tía grinned, clapping your hands. (I don’t want to go out with him)

“Mira, no mas!” She squealed, shaking your shoulders proudly, “Mi nenita ya tiene todo los hombres a sus pies.” (Well, well, my little girl already had all the men at her feet)

“Ay, no titi, no quiero salir con el, qué pasa si no mas me trata como otra.” You frowned, feeling your mom place a comforting hand on your shoulder. (I don’t want to go out with him, what happens if he just treats my like any other?)

“If he does anything.” She threateningly raised the knife that she was chopping up vegetables with. “You just come to me.”

“Mhmm.” You tía hummed in agreement, “Just gimme that address and you won’t have to worry about it.” Her serious face was then replaced by a bright smile. “Pero, you should totally go out with him.” (But)

“Dani was sayin something about how he might be interested since he’s been trying to hard, and just earlier when I was getting Piragua from Señor Rodríguez he came up to me.” The two woman listened intently, “He asked me out again and I said no, and when he said he’ll come back tomorrow I said he should never.”

The woman in front of you winced, “Ay, bendito.” They said in unison, making your frown even deeper. Maybe you were too harsh. (Poor boy)

“But since he’s so adamant on me, saying yes then he probably does have some interest. Well, that’s what Dani thinks.”

“Mira, nena.” Your tía placed her tan hands on your shoulders, “Back in my day, yo traía todos los hombres, tu mama era una virgencita.” (Listen, girl. I had all the men, your mom was a virgen)

“Ey!” Your mother slapped your tias arm angrily, making your scrunch your face up. “I was just waiting to find the right hombre.” (Man)

“Pero esperaste unos mil años.” The woman turned back to you, “As I was sayin’, no matter how much a man tried to be all playa’ by sleeping around with women and shit, the thing that’s gonna touch his heart is when a woman cares. So the next time he comes up to you and ask you out, you say yes when you go on your first date, show him that you’re interested.” (But you waited some thousand years)

You sighed heavily, “I’m nervous.”

“Why? Because you’ve been crushing on him since you were a kid?” Your mother questioned, tossing all the ingredients she’d been cutting up into a boiling pot of water. You eyes widened, mouth opening to say something before shutting itself up. “No crees que no te visto, te gusta, and I know it.” (Don’t think I haven’t seen you, you like him)

You hop of the counter and head into your room, you pick up the small phone that was sitting on your bed, clicking in Daniela’s phone number. In just a few rings the girl picked up with her usual chirpy voice. “Wassup, Amiga?”

“Dani, I’m gonna say yes the next time Tom asks me out.” You spit out quickly, not wasting a second to pause in between words. It was nearly inaudible but Dani still registered every syllable instantly.

“No way!” She squealed, “No me chingas amiga!” (Don’t fuck with me, bestie!)

“I’m bein’ for real.” You smiled slightly at her excitement, fiddling with the gold necklace nervously. “The next time he comes up to me, I’ll say yes.”

“WHERE THE HELL IS HE?” You asked anxiously, eyes looking around to see if he’d magically pop up. The day had nearly reached an end, the sun beginning to lower itself into the horizon while you and Dani had walked around the area multiples times. By this time, Tom would’ve already walked up to you, gripping his baggy pants, a shit eating grin on his face, German-laced accent speaking the same words that you usually rejected, it almost became a routine.

But today you hadn’t seen him, it begun to make you nervous and ask the sun disappeared and the street lights flickered on, you sighed sadly. Never did you think you’d be so sad about not being pestered by Tom, in fact, you wished for a day like this. Now that you have it, you realize how boring the day has been, not hearing him or his corny pickup lines made it feel like a puzzle piece was missing.

“It’s okay.” Daniela rubbed a soothing hand up and down your back, “Maybe tomorrow, he could be busy with his band.”

“But he said he’d be back.” You frowned deeply, shoulders slumping, feet dragging on the pavement as you walked back home. You did the usual, dropped of Daniela first, her right hug lingering longer then usual before you walked the next few blocks to your own home. Just as you stepped on the steps that lead up to your front door a repetitive shuffle caught your attention.

“Hey, gorgeous.” Tom held flowers in one hand, the other one timidly waving at you. You’d never that you’d be so happy to see him, a smile would’ve taken over your features but you held back. Keeping a straight face as he held out the roses. “I got these..for you.”

Your eyes widened, taking the flowers and blushing. “Thank you, how’d you know these were my favorite?”

“You told me.” He smiled softly, it made your heart flutter and stomach twist into knots. “And, uh..I wanted to ask you, again, if you’d wanna go out with me?” He fiddled with the bands around his wrist, expecting the usual words of no and a slammed door in his face, but you have a warm smile instead.

“Yeah, I’m free on Friday.” You tried to hold the eye contact but his eyes practically hypnotized you, you stared down the roses, a shy smile on your lips. “I’m sorry for being mean on the past times.”

Tom chuckled, demeanor shifting from an laid back player to a timid lover boy who was stupidly excited that his crush finally said yes. “It’s okay gorgeous.”

An awkward beat of silence engulfed the air before you leaned forward, pecking his cheek and watching as the red blush creeped up onto his face. “I’ll see you Friday then.” You mumbled, hand gripping the door handle and pushing it open. You looked towards the boy one last time, “Bye Tom.”

“Bye, gorgeous.”

I hate using y/n if y’all couldn’t alr tell by the amount of pet-names I have in all my fics. 😭 I tried my best to capture the Puerto Rican culture but as someone who isn’t really familiar, I don’t really know if I did all that good. Apologies if there was some errors in some areas!! either way I enjoyed writing this fic and loved the idea!! Ik it got corny at the end but pls ignore that.

hehehe

[megistusdiary]

aris. i treat your inbox like a diary with the little heart-shaped lock dangling on it. you genuinely need to block me i can't put an end to this 😩

but augh arle's lap is so sittable.

I BET the bitch would be the type to perch you on her thighs and run a finger down your spine to correct your posture when you slouch. spit in my mouth already please 😇

alsooo the woman's a TEASE, so do not tell me she wouldn't pull the "hm? what's wrong?" card when you start squirming in place, if you catch my drift.

- inspired by the being her assistant idea<3. kisses!!

kicking my feet and giggling as you drop thoughts into my box. i'm making you a tag ong 😚😚

PLEASEEE she would so perch you on her lap like a good girl, correcting your posture when you slouch while she works ooooh

imagine her having you cockwarm her while she works. and the minute your hips move, she places one hand on your hip. a gentle touch, but a firm warning as she asks, "what's wrong?" knowing damn well it's her cock pressed against your g-spot 😚

ughh and if you're her assistant and she schedules it discretely on the calendar so you can go visit her so she can fuck your throat and play with you on her break 😁😁🫶

[swtbabydoll]

౨ৎ 3. It girl in the making (mostly written)

MINJEONG’S POV:

I arrived at the spot Y/n told me, there she was with her two side ki—- I mean friends! They all looked like those supermodels from my mom’s magazines. Gorgeous, flawless and very charismatic. And here I am looking like a failed discontinued Barbie doll..

“Minjeong! I’m so glad you could make it sweetheart~” Y/n said walking towards me with those high louboutin heels, she grabbed my hand and practically dragged me towards her two friends.

“Girls you’ve met Minjeongie, Minjeongie you’ve met the girl” she said giggling, is this really the miserable backstabbing brat Kazuha was talking a bout? All I see is an angel sent from heaven~

Although the other two girls were looking at me weirdly. Like seriously I could feel them staring at me like directly to my soul… “anyways” y/n said turning her head towards me

“Let’s go get some drinks and go shopping yeah?” she said looking at me from up to down.. yeah she was definitely judging me….

Y/N’S POV:

I hooked my arm to Minjeong’s as we were walking from the coffee shop after getting some drinks, I could feel Yunjin’s gaze on us. And suddenly I got a notification from my phone from the girls’ group chat.

“Right so Minjeong, what’s your socials?” Yuna asked the red head trying to engage a conversation with her.

Which she later replied with “Oh all my socials are ‘k.minjeong’ hehe”

I looked at her amused, “all her socials has the name username huh?” I thought to myself.

“Well she won’t be hard to stal— I mean find!” I added still thinking..

I then said “riiight.” As a response.

“Wait let me add you Minjeongie” I smiled as I took my phone and opened Twitter, “k dot min-je-ong” I said to myself as I typed minjeong’s username in.

“Ah there it is~” I say clicking on her profile..

“Oh. Well we have a lot to do.” I thought to myself once again as I was trying my best to keep a straight face.

“Okay Minjeongie… so what if I decorate your profile a bit to make it look more uh…. aesthetic…!” I say trying my bestest to not seem rude cause what I really wanted to say was that her profile looks ridiculous.

“Oh sure!!” She said smiling..

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[dobiemart]

pretty girl

pairing, steven “steve” harrington x reader

summary, y/n goes to the pharmacy to fix her monthly problem, but when she encounters steve and the boys during a troubled moment, will she fix theirs as well?

or

y/n saving steve (and his kiddo’s) asses

word count, 2.4k

byr, i literally said “bro remember that pharmacy scene from it? yeah yeah what if i wrote that for steve instead?” and this was the result

im back on my steve shit and i’ve decided he needs more attention because he doesn’t get enough despite the millions of people that love him and i put that on jesus christs name amen.

and again tysm for all the love on my stories yall had me kicking my feet yesterday ong

warnings, vaguely(?) detailed injuries, swearing, medical stuff??, creepy/pervy pharmacist, mentions of periods, bickering, flirting (reader and icky pharmacists), steve being a stressed out mama and our dusty bun being hurt.

you strolled through the almost vacant, chilly pharmacy, without many things in your mind. you were on a mission. get the pads, get all the snacks you could buy with 15 bucks, and get your ass out of there as soon as humanly possible.

you lazily dragged your feet against the dirty carpeted floor, eventually reaching the dreaded isle, feasting your gaze on the wide selection of feminine products the shelf stocked. it was surprisingly stocked with slightly damp cardboard, and the fact that the health department cared this much was slightly heartwarming.

after scanning for copious amounts of seconds, you locked your eyes desired box of extra strength and extra absorbent tampax, you gave a hefty sigh as your fingertips brushed over the cheap cardboard, picking it up with a scoff and a, “yeah, you’ll do.”

as soon as you grabbed the pack of beloved absorbent cotton, your stride to the row of sugar lined on the shelves was interrupted by the nagging tone of the door’s bell sung to you as multiple footsteps toppled in.

“dude, move—” “no, you move!” “you’re hurting me- watch the shoulder! watch it!” multiple voices could be heard from the front of the store, a few isles infront of where you were. you weren’t particularly keen to listen into people's conversations, but it did sound interesting.

rustling and grunting was heard from the isle directly in front of you after a few seconds, as well as more banter from the strangers. “okay– all this’ll be fine to use, for now at least.” one of the boys said, presumably sounding younger. “do we even have the money for all that?” another young voice said. a short period of silence falling over the store after that one, the calm, generic seasonal music being audible once again.

“holy shit- i forgot my wallet!” a somewhat familiar sounding man stated after, an obvious lower tone in his voice. “you forgot what!” both of the younger kids said in unison. a small giggle came from your mouth, but you quickly stopped it, as to not alarm them that you were listening.

needing a bit more information in the situation, you slyly walked over to the end of the isle, peeking over when you accidentally knocked a bottle of acetone over, making all three of the guys shoot their gazes over to you.

there stood the guys in all their glory; lucas sinclair with his arms overflowing with medical supplies, dustin henderson whose bloodied shoulder did not look so hot, and none other than steve harrington, forever and always looking like your typical, stressed out mother of 6, standing with his hands on his hips.

you pushed yourself out from the side and stared at them like a deer in headlights, while they were doing the same. nobody spoke up, nor did anyone blink. everyone was practicing cosplaying as statues, with steve being the first to snap out of it.

“you okay?” he cautiously asked as you too eventually snapped out of the shocked state you were in, quickly leaning over to pick up the grounded acidic chemical.

“yeah— yeah. ‘m fine. is he okay?” you replied after picking up the item and returning your gaze to dustin's shoulder yet again. it looked as if a bears’ claws had ripped his skin to the white meat, along with having some grudge against his blush pink shirt.

“it’s none of your busin—“ lucas interjected before getting cut off by the injured boy. “i got attacked by a goose,” he blurts out quickly. “yeah.. i was trying to give them some food and mama didn’t like that very much, as you could see.” he further explained with a toothless grin and small laugh.

“oh.. okay..?” you replied with an obvious tone filled with doubt, your eyes also squinting in question. but, if the boy said it was a goose, it was a goose. you had no room to judge nor question him. plus, geese could be some mean motherfu—

“we were just- in a small.. accident. we gotta get him cleaned up, but i forgot my wallet at home and these knuckleheads are short on funds, too.” the oldest male added himself into the conversation again, recollecting his spot as the first to acknowledge you while slightly shoving both of the younger boys’ heads.

as you looked closer at dustins’ gash, you’d figured there was no way he could roam the streets without it getting infected the second he walked out of here. the air in hawkins could get you sick if you breathed wrong, so you made a split second decision off the top of your head.

“stay right here. i'll get you your shit, but you gotta run when he's not looking.” you leaned closer to them, whispering loud enough for just them to hear. “what?! the hell are you about to go do?” lucas whisper-yelled back at you.

“do you want the boy to bleed out or not,” you replied harshly, wishing you’d just picked up your snacks and hauled ass back home. all three of them nodded quickly at the swap of your tone and you gave a single nod back, smoothing out your clothes and heading to the front desk.

you slightly pulled your top down, exposing the slightest bit of your bust as you sauntered up to the older pharmacist that was on his shift. giving him a bright smile and doe-like eyes as you locked gazes with him, slightly pulling your bottom lip with your top row of teeth.

“mr. keene! it’s so lovely to see you again.” you greeted with a sultry tone, dropping your voice to make it lower. “how’ve you been?”

“better now that you’re here, sweetheart. you look.. mature, as always,” he replied while shooting his eyes down to the valley of your breasts and back up before his gaze could linger. the glimmer in his eyes was sickening as he practically drooled from a simple question.

“well, thank you. you’re very kind, sir.” you mocked a surprised gasp, clasping a hand over your chest to continue to sell the act of purity and innocence to him.

“have i ever told you how much i love your hair? it makes you look just like tom cruise,” you said, leaning over the counter to give him a closer look to your bust, hoping and praying it would deter the man a little more.

“well,” he huffed out with a breathy laugh, slightly ruffling the greasy mop of remaining hair he had, “i don’t know about all that now, missy.” giving a slight chuckle after the statement.

“can i feel it? just once, it’ll only take a second. i promise.” you said while tutting your lip out, giving him the biggest, childlike puppy dog eyes you could muster up.

he gave a choked cough, ultimately replying with a small ‘sure,’ before leaning forward as well, giving you easier access to his drenched hair. it looked gross, and you could only imagine how horrendous it would feel beneath your fingertips.

as you pretended to reach out, you purposely aimed low as to strike the rack of cigarettes in your path instead. you’d totally thank yourself later for dodging that huge bullet and not having to steal disinfectant for your hands, too.

“shit! i’m so sorry, mr. keene, i didn’t mean to—“ you murmured out, giving him a forged impression of sympathy on your face as an addition to your apology.

“‘s okay.” he huffed out, bending over to start picking up the dropped packs of cancerous smokes. as he knelt, you quickly looked over your shoulder and signaled for the boys to leave.

turning your head back to the counter to make sure the older man wasn’t finished, you quietly slid a pack into your pants pocket before shifting back to watching mr. keene. a tiny smirk had sprouted and started to blossom on your face.

“steve! let’s go, dude!” you heard dustin usher the older guy in a quiet panic. “he's staring at the pretty girl that helped us,” lucas exaggerated his sigh, trying to pull steve out along with dustin. “psShh- did you just say ‘that pretty girl,” sinclair?! that pretty girl is y/n l/n! the prettiest girl i’ve ever fuckin’ seen at that,“ he drags on about her without noticing the precious time he was wasting.

you quickly chucked the pack of pads that had been resting on the stained countertop directly at steve's face. a clear sign for him to ‘get the fuck out!’ of the store. you tried your hardest not to chortle and burst out into giggles at the shocked expression sprouting across his features. he looked cute when he was surprised.

he caught them after they’d bounced off of his nose, still adorning that same expression with a small ‘o’ forming at his lips. he finally took the hint to run off with his boys, banging his back against the metal shelf before shuffling out quickly, along with the bell of the door repeating it’s irritating noise.

you gave one more quick glance at the man still kneeling at the ground, deciding to book it out the door as well. backing up slowly, you stepped far enough from the counter for your footsteps to not be very loud against the carpet. grabbing a quick pack of band aids, you turned around and ran out of the door, smirking even wider for actually getting away with this stupid plan.

hearing the bell above the door singing it’s sad song for the last time, you slowly rounded the corner to hear the voices bickering yet again.

“dude! that fuckin’ hurts!” “watch the language, dusty bun,” “can you let that go, steven-“ “can you both shut up?! or do you want him to actually die like that girl said–“ “THAT GIRL??!-“

you heard steve’s parental-like voice starting to ramble again as you fully rounded the corner, seeing them slumped on the side of the pharmacy’s wall.

they all looked at you with a similar expression as you walked closer, one that you didn’t really care to read that much. your mission had already been altered with another task. get the pads, check. get all the snacks you could buy with–, shit! how did you forget the damn snacks?! jesus h. christ, y/n. and get your ass out of there as soon as humanly possible. well, almost check.

you shuffled over to the boys and held out the box of carebear band aids you’d picked up without a second glance to lucas, who took them without words, but a small nod in thanks.

“here. for his cut. carebears fix everything, with their whole ‘power of positivity’ shebang, y’know?” you explained with a quick shrug, scanning your eyes over the small gash on his forehead that had started to open up again from how much he’d been looking up at you.

“thanks, for all of this. you really didn't have to pull that for us,” steve babbled out his gratitude, starting his mindless ranting yet again. did he always do that? or was it just around you? he’d been just fine talking to the younger guys.

“it’s really no problem. your buddy would’ve gotten a gnarly infection without it. plus, it’s not like you don't owe me for this.” you replied in an obvious tone, shifting your weight from one foot to the other as you spoke.

“wh– oh! of course! obviously i owe you, big time. just let me know whenever you need something,” he continued his ramble, softly gesturing with his hands as he spoke. his face grew a soft pink hue as your eyes met his, only growing brighter when you talked back to him.

“cool. oh, by the way, i’m—“ “l/n. youre l/n.. right?” steve quickly cut you off, reciting your own last name to you and trying to pretend like he didn't just break into your sentence.

you gave a breathy laugh at his bright red complexion, ignoring the fact that he’d already known your name since hawkins wasn’t a very large town. “well, i’m y/n, actually, but the last name works too, harrington.” you replied to him with a small smile. he was cute when he was nervous.

“yeah– yeah i knew that,” he replies with a growing smile too. you two were practically lost in your own little moment before dustin interjected with his own sassy comment to break you two’s monologue up.

“sorry to ruin your ‘perfect movie moment’” he brought up his hands and scrunched his fingers in air quotations, slightly huffing as his shoulder blade moved, “but, i have a hot date with suzie to get to. so if we could hurry this up, that would be great.” the boy ushered at you and steve, as well as lucas to get him to hurry.

“of course. i’ll get out of your–“ pausing for a second, you motioned your hand to steve’s tousled locs that had obviously seen better times. thought, he still looked fine, dare you say finer with his usually upkept hair messed up and all over the place. “..hair. now. don’t forget about our deal, harrington.” you added while sliding your hands into your pockets.

his hands quickly shot up to try and fix the mess atop his head. “i’d never dream of it, l/n.” he shot back, a grin still spreading on his face as his hands stopped their work. you gave a curt nod before turning on your heels and starting your journey back home. you’d made it 3 steps away before steve’s voice interrupted you yet again.

“hey! uh– we’re gonna be at the drive in tomorrow, if you’d wanna come..?” he cautiously asked, not wanting to overstep any boundaries you might've had. you were practically strangers, minus knowing names. “you don’t have to, of course. i don’t wanna push you into anythi–“

“sure thing,” you tried to nicely cut through his rambles, just so you wouldn’t have to stand there for another hour listening. “you could repay me there. take me as a date, yeah?” you shot back, steve having to do a double take of what you said at least 3 times before he came back down to earth.

“wh- yeah- i, uh– sure, obviously,” he tried to come up with a logical response and failed multiple times. after he realized how much he was going on about, he quickly looked down and scratched the back of his neck. you laughed at his antics and spun around once again, starting your walk back up.

“see you at 7?!” he yelled once more from behind your back. though, you didn’t turn back around, nor stop at that point. you kept on walking with your hands in your pockets, slightly looked over your shoulder, and shot him a sultry,

“yeah, harrington. see you at 7.”

thaasa wrap bestie baes and she theys

i whipped this up in a couple hours last night while i was watching it because that movie is yummalishous and i love patrick so it needed to be watched 

ive been popping these fics out of my ass bro LMAOO its crazy so expect that eddie one i promised sometime tomorrow

thank you sm again for all the love yall give me on these goofy ahh stories, i SCREAMED when i woke up and saw all the notifications fjsdkfsfsd

as always your likes and reblogs are alllwayyss appreciated 

andd if any of yall smexy mfs wanna like hop into my messages you can or wtv (ahaha please be my friend im lonely)

-corie :)

© dobiemart 2022

[barbararomance]

fuck you, imagine this ...

dancing with big q in the living room

it was him that asked you to, out of boredom but with the intriguing background music playing it was bound to happen anyway

he extends his hands for you to take only to make you make him twirl like a pretty princess which he is period

y'all just sway really the whole time, sliding side to side every now and then, maybe a two step if one of y'alls feeling frisky

obviously the nae naes, the fortnite dances, the twerking, playful grinding will appear and two of you burst into giggles at the silliness

y'all try doing a waltz sorta thing but end up just falling down the floor in laughter cause it was stupid and the two of you just stay there for a bit before getting up

and then he tries dipping you, doing his best to not drop you anything – even so, he dropped you and he just has his hands on his mouth suppressing a laugh .. the two of you get into a play fight

if you knew how to maybe you could salsa with him, maybe even bachata

i think if it were to be a special moment, he'd be delicate with you with subtle and faint giggles coming from him .. and him just looking at you as if you were the most precious thing he could ever look at

but if it were just for fun, it would be a silly festival - ending in a tickle fight that you win, cause that mans defo ticklish ong

quackity probably would cherish just being held and swaying side to side

go imagine dancing with him, you parasocial gremlin <3

likes, feedbacks, and especially reblogs are highly appreciated; come talk to me if you wanna repost my writings on other sites please. // leave a request here! i would gladly write for any characters besides dsmp <3 i'll work on a list just to be safe <3

[macaron-n-cheese]

What's Hornblower + what's it about? It looks interesting

Special interest mentioned ong!

Ok! So Hornblower is a miniseries and book series about the British navy from the French Revolution through the Napoleonic Wars (miniseries is only to the middle of the Napoleonic Wars) following the fictional character Horatio Hornblower! :33333 The original series is by C.S. Foster and is 11 books long! This time period is one that I'm not super into but these series is soooo good. I've always had a little interest in naval history so I find it very fun!

All the characters are very likable and there is never a dull moment. I can't exactly put my finger on why, but it is a bit like TURN but on the high seas and the characters are more likable. It is also a bit like Pirates of the Caribbean but no magic and no cringe (hooray!), the series is good all the way through! If you like James Norrington from PotC then you will like Hornblower. However, a lot of characters die which is sad, don't get attached. There are a lot of jokes making fun of France which is kinda silly.

I never have seriously kinned a character until now: The protagonist Horatio Hornblower is spectacular. He is a little silly guy little blorbo. He gets into shenanigans (war). The shenanigans seriously make me giggle sometimes. OH OH and he is good at playing the card game whist. :) and he's a little autistic (and we love that), every jokes goes over his head...autism creature incarnate!

I'm not integrated into the fandom quite yet but there is a little one here on Tumblr! I have some posted with the Hornblower tag, at least. Here is a link to the series on Internet Archive is anyone is interested in watching it! :)

This ask made my day thank you. Woah this post is kinda long.

[monkayemporor]

Hey hey I hope you care having a great day! I was wondering if I could request your fav fem!Blue lock boys with a transmasc partner that are cute shy sub and have a adorable face and that like that didn’t do top surgery but did bottom surgery and they have a big thick yk what and big chest how would they be/react (English is not my first language I apologise if I made mistakes! if you don’t wanna do it just ignore :>♡ it’s kinda embarrassing)

Fem!Blue Lock reacting to first time with transmasc bottom surgery! (There will be part two)

FEATURING: Shidou

NOTES: Ong! My first ask and yes, the day’s been fine! Please take my hand in marriage/j And I’m sorry if this is late, since I’m a cis man, I wanted to make this as smooth as possible!

"Come on, [Name]! Let's have some fun~", your girlfriend, Shidou asks and flashes you a pouty smile.

You nervously avoid your girlfriend’s pouty look as she begs you for sex.

“Ryusei, it’s not the same as a strap-on.”, you sigh and glance down at your shorts.

Shidou scoffs and rolls her eyes, “It’s fine! In fact, I’m sure we’ll have even more fun! And I promise to stop if you say so!” You couldn’t help but roll your eyes, “Fine.”

As soon as you gave your consent, the striker dragged you to bed and straddled your waist.

“Let’s see what we have here~”, your girlfriend teased as she aggressively pulled your baggy hoodie off, exposing your bare breasts to her while you merely blushed and whimpered.

“Ryu-”, Ryusei cut you off by placing a finger on your lips as she used her other hand to grope your chest.

“So glad you kept these~”, she giggled as she sucked a hickey on your right breast. You hopelessly moaned as Shidou marked your chest in hickeys. Once she was satisfied with her work, Shidou’s gaze lowered towards your shorts and she smirked at you.

“Ryusei…”, you whimpered, your mind was full of hazy lust but you were still so nervous.

“Don’t worry, [Name].”, the striker coos as she slowly lowered your shorts, revealing your neo-phallus.

“Oh, It’s so pretty and big~”, she hums as she strokes your dick. Her words give you a boost of confidence, despite your shy demeanor and insecurities surrounding your surgery. “Thanks Babe.”, you moaned as your eyes glazed over with pleasure.

“Don’t thank me yet~”, Ryusei teased and suddenly started to pepper your cock with kitten licks and kisses.

You moan and thrust your hips into nothing, aching to put it in a warm hole.

“Please, please, please!”, you whine and buck your hips up to the air again.

Your bastard of a girlfriend merely giggled and gives a smirk as she gives one long lick, “Please what?”

You stumble over your words in embarrassment and pleasure, “Please let me put it in!"

You’re so desperate and needy that Shidou can't help but give in.

She raises her cunt over your cock before suddenly pushing down, taking all of it.

You both moan in pleasure as Ryusei grabs one of your breasts and squeezes it. You couldn’t help but push your cock deeper, crying out of pleasure as it touched her cervix all while Shidou kept squeezing your breasts.

“Oh- Fuck! Name!”, Shidou groaned and you tried to get her to stop riding you but she instead smirked playfully and came.

Once both of you reached climax, Shidou cradled you in her arms, "Just look at you, so cute~"

"Shut up...", you groan and bury your blushing face in her chest.

"...Round two?"

NOTES: I'M SO SORRY THIS IS SO LATE! I just got busy with taking care of something. You can clearly see I suck ass at writing smut but I hope I managed to write this reader correctly. ALSO: I'm always taking requests! ^.^

[ketchfantrolls]

A Night to Truly Remember

Pairing: Porcelain Honey [Metier ♥️ Amoret]

After a lengthy tea party with her moirail and CO, Amoret was making her way back to the theater hive where her matesprite asked her to meet him. The seadweller had requested that Amoret waited for him in the lobby area of the theater hive. As the Purpleblood stepped through the massive double doors, she went over to one of the comfy little lobby chairs and sat down, adjusting her twin buns. The lobby area was always the quietest part of the theater hive.

Amoret always did prefer the silence herself. A comfortable silence amongst the noise of the theater hive. She leaned back in her seat slightly and closed her eyes, placing her hands gingerly onto her lap as she waited. Certainly Metier wouldn’t keep her waiting. It WAS Quadrant’s Day after all, and Metier always seemed to be “on the dot” with things like this. And luck would have it, Amoret didn’t need to wait too long as hurried footsteps came into the lobby. And there he was! Metier Hollow skidding slightly to a stop, pushing up the velvet carpet that he promptly smoothed out with his foot before turning to his beloved, smiling gently. He, like always, was dressed up all handsome like in blacks and golds, little specks of purple could be seen on tonight’s attire.

Amoret stood up and smiled right back, holding her hands in front of her as she approached the seadweller. Metier leaned down and took one of her lithe hands, bringing it up to his lips and giving her knuckle a soft kiss, beaming as he noticed the delicate purple hue decorating his darling’s cheeks. “// My deepest apologies, my love. Have you been waiting /ong?”

“No, I haven’t. I just got here actually.” The seadweller relaxed as he straightened his back, running his fingers through his hair. “// Good then! I wou/d hate to keep someone /ike you waiting… I have something very specia/ p/anned for us. Sha// we?” The seadweller held out his arm, that charming smile decorating his face. Amoret giggled and grabbed onto her matesprite’s arm, staying close as they walked out of the building. Instead of some big fancy scuttlebuggy, a rather sleek and high tech-looking motorcycle was waiting outside. Metier chuckled and in one swift motion, hooked his arm around Amoret’s waist, using his other arm to hook under her legs and lift her up bridal style. Amoret gasped and giggled at the gesture, wiggling her legs in delight. Metier could feel his heart swell as he carefully placed Amoret onto his motorcycle, his hands resting on her little waist. Amoret admired the bike for a moment before she turned her head, glancing up at the seadweller.

“Metier… I don’t have a helmet. Wouldn’t it b⋈ dangerous for me to ride on your motor⋈ike like this…?” Metier, without saying a word, produced two helmets seemingly out of thin air, he always came prepared. Amoret giggled and clapped her little hands as her matesprite placed the helmet on her head, adjusting it to make sure it would fit. “// There we go. A// better now.” The seadweller cooed before he put his own helmet on and got onto his motorcycle. The bike roared to life as Amoret wrapped her arms around Metier’s torso, holding onto his shirt as they sped off into the night.

The rest of the night seemed to go back in a pleasant blur of noise and excitement. Metier had gotten them a lovely spot at some aquarium-themed restaurant for a wonderful dinner together. Amoret’s little eyes lit up with wonder as they moved towards their table. The shimmering blues and purples that radiated from the walls, which had been mostly replaced by massive tanks of water, amazed her. Colorful corals and a plethora of cute little decorations lined every tank they passed. Metier had gotten them a small table in the back away from everyone else. Amoret, even if she didn’t say it, truly appreciated this decision. Metier knew she wasn’t the best in big social situations, and this just proved how attentive he was of her feelings.

The atmosphere was calming, the food delightful and the chatter between the two of them made Amoret’s heart swell with joy. Every Quadrant’s Day, even if Amoret hadn’t been aware of it at the time, was never this pleasant. Was never this exciting for her. Metier gave her feelings that her ex-matesprite never could. He listened to her, took active interest in what she was doing, and what she had to say! This seadweller made her feel so many things that no one else has ever been able to. And she loved it. Deeply and truly loved it. Being with Metier was like being in her own little world. Just the two of them and no one else.

The dinner date soon came to a close, Metier paying for the whole thing before they left and hopped onto his sleek black and gold-accented motorcycle once more. The ride to the seadweller’s hive was fairly long, but ultimately quite pleasant. The wind gently rustled some of Amoret’s hair that stuck out from her helmet, the warm glow of the twin Alternian moons bounced and glinted off things as they drove past. Even if the views were brief, they were majestic in a manner that Amoret would’ve never experienced on her own.

Amoret didn’t quite know what she was expecting once they arrived at Metier’s hive, but the 2-story hive that rested on a cliffside overlooking the ocean was something she didn’t normally see most seadwellers doing. Metier pulled up to his hive, getting off his motorcycle and helping Amoret down before heading up to the front door. Amoret watched him type in some lengthy passcode before the door opened, allowing the pair entrance.

The inside of the hive was comfy and cozy. A clean space that was lined with ocean-themed decorations. Amoret took notice that Metier didn’t seem to fancy normal doors, most of them being replaced with shimmery silk curtains. Metier took her small hand in his and led her to the living room, letting out a small sigh. “// I be/ieve this is where the second part of my /itt/e date p/an comes into action. If you wou/dn’t mind giving me a moment.” Amoret nodded and watched as her matesprite wandered off somewhere. She looked around the living room before settling down on the couch, undoing her little buns as she waited. And after a bit, Metier came back and was dressed down, holding a movie case in one hand with some clothing draped over his arm.

“// In hindsight, I had forgotten to ask you to bring something more casua/ to wear after the date. I do hope wearing some of my c/othes won’t be too much of an issue for you.” Amoret felt her face flush as she shook her head, it wouldn’t be a problem at all for her. She stood and took the clothing from the seadweller as he gave her directions to the restroom. The outfit was simple: One of Metier’s shirts and a pair of his boxers. She giggled at the mere thought of wearing them, only taking a couple moments to change before meeting up with her matesprite in the living room.

Metier smiled as Amoret re-entered the room and patted the space beside him with a smile, wrapping his slender arm around her body to pull her close once she was seated. Amoret felt heat on her cheeks once more as she cuddled into her new lover’s side, watching him lift up a remote and turn on some cheesy little romance movie he got for the pair to watch, Amoret relaxing against the seadweller. This Quadrant’s Day was going to be one Amoret would remember as the best she’s ever had.

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Written by @windy-trickster , posting it on my account by his request! Amoret - @windy-trickster Metier - mine :)!

[itoshi-s]

*inhale* hello zari😫🥹I MISSED U SOOO!!! i hope you’ve been having a lovely holidays and staying toasty warm ! i wanted to drop by and *ahem* give you some thirst over slytherin! rin to warm up your brain hehe

slytherin! rin who’s a pompous pure blood that struts the halls of hogwarts in confidence. you’d think he’d be 100x worse than draco malfoy and join in on the dreadful boy’s torture on poor neville but instead, the boy sneers at his fellow slytherin, “preying on the weak shows how incompetent you are malfoy.”

walking hastily away from the scene rin rolls his eyes in annoyance over his peers, how could they pay such wasteful attention to something lowly such as bullying as a means for entertainment and show of power he’ll never know, he’d much rather focus on his studies to prepare to take over his family’s business as an itoshi heir, and to also kick gryffindor ass since he (not to brag, but he thinks it deserves bragging rights) not only took position of seeker, much to isagi’s dismay, he’s far in too deep to take a rest now.

in the midst of his thoughts he fails to watch where he was going and bumps into a… less taller individual, hearing the small “oof” of them he skids to a halt and looks down to see you. the bright yellow of your house’s scarf showcasing your hufflepuff pride you rub your arm in attempt to soothe the slight ache from bumping into itoshi rin.

“ah i’m sorry! i should’ve moved out the way since you in such a hurry! are you o-“

“no need to apologize.” he mutters, trying to keep a straight face around you. he’s always like this! WHY? you, who he notices takes care of the flowerbed at the kindness of your heart, you, who always makes sure to have an extra quil ready for him since he always loses them, you, who always offers to be his partner during potions since no one else wanted to ask.

he should think you’re annoying. a nuisance. a pain in his neck. how dare you act like you care for him? was he weak? was he seen as someone who needed help? from no other than a hufflepuff? he should think this way— after all his slytherin pride is on the line. but he can’t. not with you.

he loves how you take care of the flowerbeds when no one else cared to do so, he makes sure the water pail is filled all the way up for you. he loves how you have an extra quil for him, he makes sure your notes are in order since he knows you can be a bit frazzled and misplace them. he loves how you always partner up with him at potions, he’ll make sure to help you with their class work, after all, he’d never partner up with no one else but you.

“rin? riinnn? are you there?” you wave a hand in front of his face, gently smiling to him as you see him break out of his trance. “you okay? didn’t know bumping into me would put you through a different universe.” you mused.

clearing his throat he fixed his posture and (horribly) tried to hide the ever growing blush on his face as he guided you through the busy hallway with a hand on your back, “nonsense, you’re much too light to have affected me physically. besides you need to be more careful.” you raise a brow but let him scold you, “if it wasn’t me who bumped into you someone else surely would’ve pushed you to the floor.”

grinning to yourself you lightly bump your hip to his, “ohhh? itoshi rin is worried about me?”

‘tch’ing’ at you he ruffles your hair and lightly pushes you forward so that you wouldn’t see how RED he was! “merlin you’re insufferable.”

oh he’s got it badddd.

KAAAAAAAAYYYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @_@ ohhhhh my god THIS IS GOLD ..... HE'S A SLYTHERIN HE IS !!!!!!! and he makes it look so good ong </3 THE PINING !!! THE CRUSH !!!!!!!!!! he's so cute w a hufflepuff girl too :(((((((( PLS the way this ignited this deep carnal need to reread hp again kjfhakfahk THIS IS SO SWEET i am literally just o_o giggling at work reading this !!!!!!!!!! kayla the queen of all au's i dont make the rules ! >_<

[pupcuck]

LMAOOO did you see those posts where people differenriated how he said the teddy bear keys were cute in the og vs the remake? alpha sigma male podcaster confirmed!!! but sassy leon is the best 🫶 love that man so so much.

ALSO YOU'RE SO REAL ABOUT CHRIS I LOVE STARS TEDDY DADDY REDFIELDDDD hes so ughhhh and his character in 8 threw me off a little. like he's hot but i prefer my men dumb and pretty :(((( confession, in puppy love, i wanted chris to fuck reader so bad like you described him so tastyyyyyyy i'm ill 🫣🫣🫣

never be sorry btw!!! i love reading your replies!!! i just love you tbh💋

-🎡 (sorry im always all over the place with my asks 🥲)

I DIDNT SEE THE POSTS but forever love his voice in og where he goes very cute bc it’s like very cute 😒 like omg he was NOT impressed it makes me giggle and ig it makes sense bc. ada did hold him at gunpoint and all LMFAOO and also. he got the toxic masculinity strain in that game bc he’s so pretty and he hates it i still miss him idc he’s so cute

LMFAO omg . chris is so like. idk I’m just.. to me he’s like dopey old man with good intentions even if he gets a little pushy with it so Ethan centric games just. pissed me off when it came to Chris and ong he would never ever .. touch puppy reader like that but leon would if he was the owner that’s the difference between them 😭