#they are frenemies

[pamist]

Val and kokii-omii's Maddie tom and jerry type

[chairparasitez22]

Request: zooble and jax being zooble and jax

Yes.

[humaforever]

Can I get some headcanons about Harry and Ginny causing chaos together, please?

Of course!

Ginny and Harry are trade partners. They are good at making trades that benefit both of them, except it always ends in a fight because they are trying to haggle for more from each other

Ginny snuck into Harry's room on the Jolly Rodger one time, which ended up in him throwing a chair at her. She smashed a mirror over him. Uma and Harriet were not happy.

Everyone says Harry's a cat, Ginny basically is too. They hiss at each other.

I said this in my last post but they both love getting their hair pulled and played with.

They speak to each other through insults

They are petty and competitive as fuck. When Harry's doing something challenging Ginny's like "ha, I can do it better" and vice versa

But when they get along they think they have great ideas together. They do not.

They once set the cemetery on fire to get the attention of their partners, cuz that's like totally romantic

Harriet was not happy. She banned them from hanging out. The ban did not work. They thought burning down the cemetery was great and they wanted more.

They included CJ in one of their plans one time. It was a miserable time on the isle after that.

Harriet is struggling the most with their relationship. Uma's amused. Anthony has found that it has small benefits.

The benefits in question: Harry came into the salon to annoy the fuck out of Anthony. But Ginny was mad that he was interrupting her time with her boyfriend and said she would give Harry the earrings she had that he wanted for Uma if he left. Miraculously he left, Anthony has never been able to get rid of Harry so easily in his life.

It's weird watching Ginny and Harry fight because neither of them have a sense of danger or pain. So they're basically stabbing each other while laughing and being like "Is that all you got? Weak!"

When they are ACTUALLY laughing and having a good time together, the isle residents should be very scared.

Ginny gets slightly pissed off every time she looks at Harry because he looks so much like Harriet. But it's not her, so it just makes Ginny miss Harriet and want to see her.

The two compare injuries and bruises that their partners have left on them. The one with more wins.

[charlie1909]

incorrect Las Nevadas quotes because I miss them pt 24/42

Quackity:Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think

Purpled:Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time can be difficulty

[handfulofmuses]

I like that in the moments they set their rivalry aside, they actually do make a formidable and dangerous duo together who also tend to be in sync when it happens. The moment these two have an outlet that isn't each other, they will use that as a punching bag instead.

It happens in all of his versions too. They take down Leo together and later what actually gets them working together was their mutual distaste for the turtles because they didn't want to disappoint Shredder.

[1m0g3n09]

There judging everyone in the room knowing full well EVERYONE can here them

Judging others’ looks and gossiping

[muniimyg]

BED CHEM // JJK

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after overhearing jungkook fuck someone else; you can’t help but want out of being his frenemy

navi | m. list | ask kimi !

pairings: jungkook + oc

au/genre:

uni au

frenemies to ???

fluff / smut (x) / angst

mini series

parts: 5/5 [ complete 11/26/2024 ]

♡ 01: maybe it's all in my head

♡ 02: how you talk so sweet when you’re doin’ bad things

♡ 03: where art thou? why not upon-eth me?

♡ 04: how you're lookin' at me, yeah, i know what the means and i'm obsessed

♡ 05: i bet we’d have really good—

♡ extras:

a little fade out?

manifest that you're oversized

♡ text msgs:

pt 4.5

end.

ask 1 // ask 2

© 2024 muniimyg on tumblr

[paintedaster]

It’s so dark in the court room! Let’s fix that.

[moran-more-like-moron]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

don't know much about furry fiction but surely there is an established trope wherein some furries are allergic to other characters' dander? like say a gecko scalie falls in love with a cat furry but is allergic to cat hair. trials & tribulations & claritin ensure

[sonyason7]

I'm LITERALLY addicted to Bromance Kdramas that give off that bl vibe and I think I've finished most of them

I've searched for other Kdramas but couldn't find anything I feel like I'll cry I'll settle for crumbs as long as it's good one PLS (More dramas will be added to this list constantly based on what I watched)

[miramilocamimira]

The Sky Holds Secrets From Long Ago

(Our story starts, as always, with a new historical finding)

———

“Ti sto diáolo?” Asks an awed and in pain student of Deree College, who had taken what was, at least, two wrong turns. And, had then fallen into a pit. Or a tunnel? Maybe? Whatever.

He’s tired, hurts, and just wants to get to his history class. Pulling out his phone for more light and to call 112, he sees a bunch of images and writing. “Ágie skatá, aftós eínai o Días?” Maybe he could get some extra credit for this?

———————-

Zeus was doing great. No, no no no, he was doing better than that he was fan fucking tastic. “HERA! GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?” He shouts as he practically bursts through the doors, arms full of documents. He hears her sigh as she turns around.

“Zeus.” She hissed out. “I swear if you say it's tax time again I will castrate you, you sadistic-” Okay, he's been practicing all morning, now is the time for dramatics.

“Hera, my beloved wife, the light of my life, ” She lets out a laugh at that. He ignores her kneels, holding up the very top page from the pile, and says, “Will you grant me the honor of divorcing you?” He watches as the realization dawns on her.

“It’s done?” The shocked whisper turns into excited screams as she answers, “YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!”

They quickly sign, not wanting his daughters- sorry The Fates- to change their minds. The rest of the documents were relatively simple as half of the pile was contracts that Zeus brought to sort through and the rest were for the council meeting that night.

“So,” His ex-wife drawls, “how long did you practice that one?” Us be damned, he thinks, I should’ve just left you all in fathers stomach. “YOU DICK!”

Oops, he said that out loud, didn’t he?

——————

Hera was alone in the council room, Hades noticed. He greeted her and took his seat. Sure, it was silent but it was fine. At least, until she started humming.

Zeus, what in Tartarus did you do! He thinks as he silently begs for anyone, even Demeter to walk through the doors.

Luckily, he gets his wish! Unfortunately, he got his exact wish. Luckily, again, Demeter noticed Hera as well and chose not to argue.

Maybe this will go alright? His sister hums again and he decides no. It is not alright.

—————

Hades, Demeter, Poseidon, Artemis, Hermes, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Ares, Athena, Dionysus, and…

“Hey did anyone else find out about-?” Apollo.

”Please take your seat as we have much to discuss.” She cuts him off. She reaches over to Zeus’s throne and grabs the letter he said he’d leave as she continues, “We are going to begin with an announcement. Zeus and I have finalized our divorce.”

Calmly, she reads the letter her ex-husband wrote as eleven voices cry out.

——

All things considered, Aphrodite should have expected this. But that didn’t mean she had. Or that she was ready to know about it!

While there were a lot of overlapping voices, she kind of hopes that Hera heard her ask why. And it turns out the other goddess did.

“Well, typically when you’ve both completed your respective parts of an agreement, you separate.” Hera explains as if she hadn’t just got divorced. Her eyes glance over the letter that had been left on Zeus’s throne and hummed. “Ah, Zeus has abdicated as well. It seems we have lots to discuss today.”

An… an agreement? Abdication? Zeus?

“Is the whole Greece found information about Zeus that I’m pretty sure even we didn’t know about on the agenda?” Freaking Apollo! Her head was already spinning! Why would you add more!

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According to Google Translate “ti sto diáolo” or “τι στο διάολο” means “What the fuck” in Greek!!!

Ágie skatá, aftós eínai o Días? Means “holy shit, is that Zeus?”

Deree College is real as well! It is located in Athens!

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[beehunterkisser]

my donations to the buford economy

[gleafer]

Loosely based off the brilliant AO3 fanfic “Too Wise to Woo Peaceably” by @feralbutfluffy

(Ack! I had FeralbutFluffy’s name backwards! Edited to fix)

Wine + Someone you’re totally crushing on + avoiding discorporation TWICE in one night= Sexy Results

@toowisetowoopeaceably

[fantastic-nonsense]

society if Two-Face was Batman's arch-nemesis instead of the Joker:

[kiashieart]

"I like the taste of your lipstick"