#they’re so unintentionally hilarious

[servingrobin]

U ALREADY KNOW. sanji.. nsfw alphabet 🙏 please

Yes ma’am 🫡 tbf I already had this written because I find Sanji so easy to write - I adore this perverted man

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

will clean you up with a warm towel if you’re tired, or run you a hot bubble bath if you desire, has snacks and water ready, warm pajamas folded to the side - honestly an aftercare king

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sanji knows the effect his hands have on you, how you stare at them whilst he’s cooking, how a simple bend of a finger makes you squeal, so he too adores his hands

On others this man is OBSESSED with breasts, like no question he is a boob guy, would suffocate in your cleavage and die happy

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

When you’re first dating he’ll cum inside or in protection, not wanting to dirty your perfect innocent body any more than needed

Once you get to know each other better and egg him on a little, his favourite place becomes your face - the sight of your eyelashes fluttering, lips coated in pearls of white, sends him straight into a nosebleed every time

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Steals your underwear for long trips and will carry it around in his pocket - though this has become less frequent after he brushed them in his pocket and the feel of the lace sent his nose bleeding - Zoro didn’t let him live it down for weeks

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

This man loves women so much, but I truly believe he has very little actual experience with them - not a problem though, Sanji is a fast learner and very committed to making you scream in pleasure. Also very willing to experiment and find new things you like.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press, Sanji wants your foreheads touching, eyes staring intently as his hips grind down on you, cum flowing as deep as possible to paint your insides

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Unintentionally hilarious, so eager to please that he fumbles a lot especially in the beginning. So earnest about it that you have to try not to giggle though.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Immaculate shaven, likes to feel clean - will obey your every preference though

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sanji is possibly the most romantic man on the planet, will hold your hand throughout (though especially when he’s being rough), will shower you with praise (good girl, that’s it just for me) and compliments, kisses you with intense love and passion

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Used to be all the damn time, we all know this man is horny as hell. When he found you though, Sanji lost most interest in it - how could his hand ever compare to the glorious heaven that is your pussy? (He still does it on occasion, most often in your room or with your clothes as assistance)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

For him he adores you pulling his hair, especially when he’s eating you. He also loves hearing you beg for him, telling him how good he makes you feel, begging him to do all sorts of dirty things to you.

Mostly it comes down to Sanji loving the idea of you wanting! To be his

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere any time, there is no shame here, the rest of the crew know to just mind their business at this point.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally anything you do has potential - you’ve seen how he behaves. But in particular, your hair brushing him, your underwear, tan lines, particularly phallic

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pain or blood, Sanji has no interest in hurting you. He doesn’t mind the odd spank or hair pull, but could not bring himself to go any further than that, could think of nothing worse than hurting such an angel.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

This man is a GIVER, makes eating you out a competitive sport, has you seeing stars and possibly even squirting.

Not to say he doesn’t like receiving though, he’s had a nosebleed more than once from just looking down at you with his dick in your mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Sensual is Sanji’s word, sometimes fast sometimes slow but always passionate - speed is really just down to your preference.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t like them as he doesn’t get enough time to worship you, but needs must on such a busy ship and he’s mastered getting you to cum in minutes

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Always up for experimenting with different kinks and ideas, just generally a really fun experience for you both

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Right I’ll be real here - Sanji does not always last long once he’s inside you, the man is just too obsessed with you. However he knows this and will play with you for hours first.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Happy to try toys on you, will bring back anything he finds while exploring, anything that gives you pleasure is okay in his book

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

King of teasing - soft touches and whispers through the day, eating you until your clawing begging to just fuck you, fingering in the pantry, dirty talk whilst he’s cooking

Sanji knows how to get you riled up for sure

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Out of the whole ship, the loudest person is Sanji - he will moan and shout and let the whole world know how good you feel around him

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Cannot ever fuck you in the kitchen - you thought it would be fun one time but Sanji kind of lost it, ranting about cleanliness and his work station - you were in fits of laughter by the end of it.

It took months for him to even come near you in the pantry away from the work surfaces.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Around 7-8 inches, definitely a long boy, but on the thinner side, pale with blue veins and a rosy pink head

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

All. The. Time.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sanji will not even think about sleep until you’ve been properly cared for, but once everything is done and he’s snuggled into the crook of your neck, limbs curled around you, he’s out for the count

[rendezvouz-fling]

Astro Observations #12

• People with Gemini placements are such goofballs and unintentionally hilarious! 😭 Tell me why I was listening to Boyz-n-the-Hood by Eazy-E which was written by Ice Cube (Gemini sun/mercury) and I heard Eazy say “Her father jumped up and he started to shout. So I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out.” 🤣😭😭

• I’ve noticed with Fire placements have a thing for cars. They’re the ones that tend to know all about cars and are into car racing & motor crosses, etc…

• If the only Earth placement you have in your chart is your mars then you might sometimes stop to strategize and might learn to save money better later in life.

• People with Aries moons and Libra risings 🤝 thinking everyone is either in love with them or is after them.

• Libra/Gemini placements be out here making fan/stan pages the most!

• Air moons be the main role-play people on instagram.🌚

• Pisces suns with Aries moons are so cute!! Literally very bold & honest yet very sweet people!

• Cancer suns with Virgo risings are good dancers!!

• Virgo suns with Aries moons and Leo mercuries/Leo venuses are so mean!! Literally won’t shy away from arguments/fights. Might act very conceited too if underdeveloped. I love these people lmao!😭🤝

• Libra mars love making plans/goals but most of them are just all talk.✋🏽

• Taurus suns with Leo moons are literally my favs!💞

• if you’re a Pisces sun-Aquarius moon then most of your relationships including your first might be Aries sun-Taurus moon in composite.

• 10H venuses 🤝 habitually asking people if they’re okay.

• Virgo moons 🤝 asking for Aquarius moons’ advice.

• Capricorn sun parents tend to be very loved and respected by their kids!💗

• Leo moons will literally only talk about their feelings when they truly snap and they’ll be super dramatic about it too. No wonder though, even if you encourage them to talk about their feelings on multiple occasions, they’ll still refuse to. Unless you both have a deep emotional connection. They themselves are the type to tell you they don’t like talking about their feelings because nobody gets them. They also tend to have a “Trust nobody.” mentality and can be very set in their ways.

• Sagittarius suns with Taurus sun fathers either don’t tend to have them in their lives or they reject their dads later in life.

• Asc-Jupiter tend to have some sexy thick thighs!😩

• Asc-Mars/Jupiter have very attractive shapes!🥵

• Leo placements/degrees are so charming and very attractive people!!

• Asc-Moon tend to have slightly rounded faces with cute chubby cheeks!!🥺

• Asc-Sun tend to be natural leaders and normally have great hair!

• Aquarius suns with Aqua moons are so friendly and charismatic!🤍 Bonus points if they an Air rising

• Libra risings with Sag venuses are so charming, teasing and good looking.🥵

• Scorpio suns with Virgo moons and Aries mars are the down to earth, very attentive types who tend to get mad easily!😂💜

• Water suns with Air venuses are some of the nicest, friendliest people who love to crack jokes and care about their friends a lot!!🌷💞

• Gemini suns with fire moons tend to say the most random yet funny things!🤣

• Leo moons and Aquarius moons tend to develop deep bonds despite clashing often. They might be the type of ex’s to stay friends or keep going back to each other because they tend to develop a deep trust with each other that they don’t with others!❤️‍🔥

• Libra sun-Capricorn moon-Sag venus siblings/best friends are the type to vent, ask for advice, not take it, then come back to you and tell you how you were right about the whole the thing and they should’ve just listened to you… Then repeat the cycle all over again.😭

• Mercuries at Fire degrees/in Fire signs tend to say the most cruel shit when they’re mad especially if they have an Earth mars at Air/Fire degree or they have their mercury in an Air sign/house.

• Air risings with Fire mercuries are very charming but tend to cuss a LOT and you’ll notice it when you get to know them better/they get more comfortable around you.

• The best sexual chemistries are when: E.g. Somebody has their mars in Taurus in the 4th house and their partner/crush has Cancer mars at an Earth degree!! Thank me later.😉

[adainesfroggieboggy]

heard the funniest story today about a guy i want to meet so bad just because he’s hilarious in my head, and i will try to do it justice. this story is about my friend and his coworker.

my friend tells me that this coworker is the kind of guy that’s tall, scrawny, and so sure of his ability to win a fight against anyone. he talked about this regularly, saying he could win a fight against literally anyone. my friend would get bored and just talk to this guy, because he was the most unintentionally funny guy he’d ever met.

my friend decides to ask him, “you say you can win a fight against anyone. what if i hired a seven foot tall, 300 pound, just pure muscle guy to fight you. would you win?”

to which the coworker replies, “oh, easy. done it. i’d win.”

“what about two?”

“light work. i’d beat them up.”

the questions continue, from three to four to five and so on.

“okay, but what about ten? you don’t even know they’re coming. they just come out of nowhere and jump you. do you think you’d win?”

“absolutely. i’d wipe the floor with ‘em.”

“okay, fine. what about eleven?”

“nah, couldn’t do eleven.”

(this is where the room dissolved into laughter and you think it’s over. that is the funniest punchline i can imagine.)

“dude, i wish i could hire ten guys to come best you up.”

“do it. i’ll beat them up and take the money.”

“what if they catch you in the bathroom and you have your pants down or something?”

“i’ll pull up my pants and beat them up.”

“you think they’re gonna wait for you to pull your pants up?”

“they better.”

[mrghostrat]

Ope hi there i got an idea -

Halloween stream. Aziraphale and Crowley decide to dress up as each other and basically stream swap for a night. Crowley is making up some baking recipe off the top of his head, pretending to follow directions (all doing this while speaking and attempting to act like Aziraphale), and Aziraphale plays like those gun games idk what they’re called like COD or whatever and he’s either an absolute GOD at it or he cannot play at all. He cannot move. How does he shoot? He can’t. Oh and he is also appalled at all the language people are saying.

This is no anon I feel so weird!! Your art is amazing!! Okaythankyoubye✨

THANK YOU I'M BLESSED

i'm in love with aziraphale flustering "oh goodness" and constantly fucking up the controls and walking into his own grenades, more concerned with reprimanding the foul language in the voice chat than securing kills, and standing out in the open for full minutes at a time while he talks to chat because multitasking is hard. but oh my god crowley's chat are memers at heart and can adapt for The Bit, so rather than hating this complete change of pace, it's one new inside joke after another. like everyone spamming a shush or BAN emote whenever anyone swears as much as a "damn" in the chat. they love their new dad.

by the end of the night aziraphale's played several games with a team of randoms who find him unintentionally hilarious and have become quite attached to him, so the How Long Can We Protect Aziraphale From Dying game becomes more important than Get More Kills

crowley walking in with a plate of (terrible) desserts in time to see these online strangers leading aziraphale across the battlefield and all standing around an AFK player to let him get his first kill. aziraphale taking his time lining it up and the voice chat erupting into cheers when it registers. spinning around in his chair to beam at crowley like DID YOU SEE and crowley can't contain his glowing "well done angel"

[jamminvroomvroom]

Soft oscar piastri smut pleasssse

okay i cannot write oscar smut bc my brain cannot process that yet but hopefully this will suffice.

this is just a little blurby angsty (not really) fluffy thing about how oscar’s weekend ended

i wrote this in 10 minutes so i’m sorry if it sucks lmao - thanks for sending this in! sorry it’s not exactly what you asked for <3

“i don’t know what he was doing. i was there and he just turned in like i didn’t exist.”

your heart sank as his radio message filled your ears, bleeding through the static of the headset that you wore at the back of his garage. you were devastated for him, devastated that his race was taken out of his hands after the triumph of the day before.

you waited anxiously, headphones slung onto the table before you in frustration, looks of sympathy and disappointment being traded between you and his father. just a day earlier you had been jumping for joy together in the papaya illuminated space.

oscar finally appeared, his frame stood in the entrance to garage, illuminated by the dull spa sunlight shielded from earth by the low, dark clouds. he looked deflated, not that anyone would ever be able to tell. he was a stoic, never giving much away, but you could tell, the slight furrowing of his eyebrows and the way his shoulders drooped ever so subtly. he was a master of keeping his guard up, a professional at keeping his emotions to himself. maybe that’s why it had taken him a year and a half to finally ask you on a date.

you could see him looking for you over the shoulder of his race engineer, finding you in the sea of frustration as the team coped with oscar’s dnf and lando’s catastrophic fall through the field. you winked at him, nodding your head, a promise that you’d find him later after the cameras and the journalists went to find sainz, who would inevitably have to retire as well.

neither of you liked the drama, the publicity spotlight being shone onto your very private, very intimate relationship. you loved him, he loved you, and no one else needed to be involved. you didn’t need the hate, the gossip, the toxic spiral of being branded as a wag, it didn’t suit you and it definitely didn’t suit your boyfriend. public but private, that’s how you both liked it.

you craned your neck, signalling that whenever he wanted you, you’d be waiting patiently in his driver room, ready for comfort and consolation.

and so, as he did the media rounds and cracked a few dry jokes, you slipped away, entering the hospitality building. you laid out his team kit so he could change quickly, wanting to handle the little things while he processed the harsh reality of his race ending 43 laps earlier than it should have.

you fell deep into thought, trying to plan what you would even say to him, not quite being able to sympathise with the f1 circus in any kind of depth yet. but if you weren’t a driver yourself, would you ever really be able to understand him? would anyone? it was something that you struggled with constantly, unsure of what to say, of how to comfort him. you were startled back to the reality when the door swung open, your boyfriend trailing into the room, quietly frustrated.

he just stood there for a second, looking at you like he was lost. you didn’t breathe a word, silently opening your arms for him, and it was as if you’d flipped a switch in him, because he was instantly in your arms. his head nestled into your shoulder, and he exhaled so deeply that you wondered if he’d been able to breath since he got out of the car. the way he relaxed into you made your stomach twist, a sense of calm settling over the pair of you. this was a side of him that no one ever got to see apart from you and that’s what made it feel beautiful. this wasn’t the bored, unintentionally hilarious, sarcastic star boy that was presented to the world, this was your oscar.

“do you know what they’re saying about you?” you whispered into his neck, feeling him shiver as your breath fanned his flushed skin.

he groaned in response, as if he didn’t want you to give him the inevitable pep talk that was coming his way.

“the best rookie since lewis hamilton. lewis fucking hamilton. that’s who they’re comparing you to. baby, you led laps yesterday. no other rookie has done that in years.”

“but i ruined it, fucked up the weekend.” he mumbled into your shoulder, still a shell of his usual self.

“one dnf doesn’t define you, not after all of that. everyone is gutted for you baby, no one is blaming you for it, you ran out of road. it was just a-“

“don’t say it.” he deadpanned.

“it was just an inchident.” you finished, smugly. oscar pulled himself away to face you, rolling his eyes. you cupped his face, brushing your nose against his. “i am so proud of you, you know that right? defying all the odds and everything they said about you last year.” you signed off your speech with a kiss pressed softly to his nose and finally, his awkward smile that you loved so much returned.

-

[wings-of-ink]

How would the ROs react to an MC who is always telling them very bad and corny pickup lines, is very bad at flirting, not smooth at all, but think they are being super seductive?

Anon, it's like you're speaking to my soul, lol.

Oswin: He rolls his eyes so much at the corny lines, that they are probably stuck that way. It's cute though. It's stupidly cute how bad they are at it. Oh shit...it's working.

Zahn: They appreciate all forms of flirtation. Bad pickup lines are hilarious, and humor does it for them, even if it's unintentionally funny. All the better that MC thinks they are nailing it. They’re laughing but drawn in, eager to see and hear more.

Duri: They lap it up, let MC think they are so smooth, before they gently tease them. Duri ribs them about it, slowly turning their own charms on so they can fluster or frustrate MC until they are a stuttering mess. Technical success on MC's part...

Rune: They lean their head upon one hand while they watch MC's performance with a subtle smile. They sort of like how overtly bad this is...at least it's genuine...it really is. Their cheeks are very warm all of a sudden.

???: "Oh, you are too cute..." He smiles, leans back, and crosses his legs. "Please, go on."

Thank you for the fun ask, Anon! ^_^

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

I know they’re NPCs we never see in canon, but do you have any headcanons for both sets of Harry Potter’s grandparents?

Well, there's things that make it into fics, though I'm not sure they really count in the fact that if people wanted to argue with me I'd just shrug and a lot of them are because it's useful for one story or another.

That said, we do know/can infer quite a bit about both sets even though we never see them. This is a lot like the Alphard Black case in that @therealvinelle and I subscribe to what we can infer/what makes for the best character for our purposes.

Euphemia and Fleamont Potter

We know a few things about James's parents without even venturing into the nebulous and hilarious realm of Pottermore. First, they died before Harry reaches the age of eleven and finds out about the wizarding world. Second, they took in Sirius when he ran away at sixteen, he canonically went to live with James and Sirius cited no friction with the Potters. Third, James is their only son. Second, James married Lily Evans, a Muggle-born. Fourth, there's no pictures of Harry with his paternal grandparents at any point.

Now, if we scrape from Pottermore, we get more details that shockingly don't contradict what we see of Harry's background that he's vaguely aware of in canon.

The Potters are noted to historically being the odd ducks and essentially the Weasleys. They were dirt poor, backwater, and ideas about Muggle-borns and Muggles that no one agreed with (that were per the examples JKR gave er not as enlightened as she intended). However, Fleamont struck rich when, as an able potioneer, he produced a hair product that sold like fucking crazy. Everyone bought this stuff. And so, the Potter wealth was born, and Harry inherits gobs of galleons and is stupid rich.

Fleamont and Euphemia are also noted as having a child very late. This is because JKR is hilariously bad at math and keeps making 13-year-old fathers unintentionally (in my personal opinion she should own it) but in this case she makes Fleamont born before 1909 and James in 1960, so he's at least 51, at least. It's noted that they had given up on expecting to have a child.

They're noted as having died of dragon pox late enough to see James and Lily married but died before Harry was born so around 1980 at >= 68.

We also have a brother of Fleamont, Charlus, who is younger and marries Dorea Black. They have at least one child who will carry the Potter name, who would be around James's age, who we then never hear of. They do not ever reach out to Harry throughout the series nor does Harry ever learn of them.

So, where does that get us?

We're looking at a newly wealthy couple who have been iced out of most Pureblood friendships for a long time, who despite having pro-Muggle views don't really know anything about Muggles and were Pureblood until Lily Evans entered the picture, who have a single son who they cherish deeply and will let get away with nearly anything.

These are the kinds of people who believe that they should have helped the Muggle chaps out in WWI (never mind that it was a war about nothing, and it'd be needlessly escalating it into a wizard conflict about nothing), who talk about promoting the Muggle-borns, gladly have Lily Evans over for dinner, but quietly aren't thrilled that James married her and are very thinly smiling during the wedding. They're the kind who don't mind alienating the Blacks when they enable Sirius running away (or, again, aren't thrilled about it but it's James's best friend) and it explains a lot of James's behavior that he's the beloved charismatic only child who does no wrong and expects things to work out for him.

Lily Evans's Parents

These we have a bit less on.

We do know that no mention of him was made on where to send Harry nor do we ever see them canonically when we do see Aunt Marge. They are given no mention.

We do know the sisters had a strained relationship due to Lily's magic but we got no indication that there was any issue with the parents even with Lily basically receiving no education and disappearing for most of the year.

@therealvinelle and I tend to lean towards that her parents died at the very least before Harry was born if not when she was in school. Given they both suddenly disappear and are unlikely to have died of plague like James's parents, we typically have had them die in a car accident as that's something that would take them both out at once and potentially fuels the Dursley's "your parents die in a car accident".

In our fics this has fueled Petunia's hatred of her sister, beyond resentment, as Lily was unable to save her father who sustained brain damage in the accident and had to be pulled off life support.

We imagine an early expectation was placed on Lily by her parents that she catch up with her Muggle schooling in the summer, when they realize she's learning nothing, but this slowly fades as the years go by and Lily ends up feeling very alienated from her parents and her family in general.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I was scrolling through tiktok & happened across a livestream of a protest in LA that was unintentionally kinda hilarious

it’s night time & almost everyone is gone so it’s very quiet & there’s like maybe a dozen people visible between the protesters & the police? the streamer has the phone pointed at the cops, most of whom are just standing there awkwardly & quietly just kinda… chilling? hanging out? (honestly they looked bored as hell) while a couple of them slowly disassemble a tent with the flag of palestine on its side.

a girl quietly yells “boooo!” at the cops & the streamer turns the camera towards her. she’s just standing there awkwardly with like 2 other people. there’s an awkward silence, filled only by the quiet rustling of nylon from the cops with the tent, then (almost as if she just thought of it) she yells “there’s blood on your hands!” & then the streamer swivels back to get a shot of the two cops still quietly fumbling around with the tent

​like I’m supposed to take everyone here seriously when the cops look like The 3 Stooges Go Camping at half speed, the protest could fit in a sedan, & they’re taking their sweet time picking options from a dialog tree, only to pick the most exaggerated, least persuasive options? am I supposed to believe Curly & Mo here are killing people by taking apart that housed white girl’s pristine tent she just bought from REI?

[astropookie]

sarcastic astro placements

I’ll not call every sarcastic placement that exists so pls don’t come to me and be mad about it.

Scorpio mercury here🙄

Kimi ni Todoke

❦ I swear people that’s sarcastic are the most fucking attractive. Also when you find the person that matches your energy and you don’t have to make sure they understand what you said or if they’re hurt.

*Birth chart placements

Taurus Ascendant

you can add a scorpio moon + Venus 9H

I think I’ve never met a taurus ascendant before or I didn’t asked for their chart, but now I did it bc I CAN TELL. I LOVE THEM HAIDHWJF. They’re fucking sarcastic. The ones that if you’re not sarcastic you don’t know if they’re being serious or not. The first time I met her -the one that owns this placements-, she spoke with a complete serious face. What she was referring and the kind of expressions she made…you would imagine that they’re separate -the face and the way of speaking- and that they belonged to complete different situations. She have this curious, quirky and rare mindset, but of course I’m only explaining the surface. She’ll ask something out of context and the way others look at her is hilarious: they’re trying to stay calm, searching for a gesture that will tell if she was joking. Surprise: they won’t find out and later I’ll tell them she wasn’t serious or she was? -Always making it intriguing-. She is funny unintentionally. The scorpio moon obviously have effect here, she just have this dark humor. The Venus 9H is seen in her jokes, you can view how much knowledge she have, how much she knows. For example, she made a joke about the church but with arguments and explanations you’ll only own if you investigate in a deep way.

Sagittarius Mercury with Taurus degree (2°, 14°, 26°)

Yes, another taurus placement. Why? They talk with a straight serious face and you CAN’T FUCKING TELL IF THEY’RE BEING REAL BUT THATS THE THING. This time the sag placement can’t make the serious face for a long time, so eventually, they’ll laugh uncontrollably. First of all, they observe, stay attentive for what they can make fun of and then they make an specific expression and the other is history. They don’t even think twice, they say what’s on their minds. Taurus -energy brings on this placement- have this air of staying calm, invisible, no one notices and then boom, the bomb is dropped. I like to play their little game. If they say we’re going to the moon tomorrow bc yes, we’re going to the moon. I’m referring that entering their world, their mindset, it’s fucking amazing.

Mercury conjunct Neptune

This people is fucking funny, they’re SO imaginative. Their creativity is incredible and how they tell things sarcastically. Mentioning an spontaneous/ invented story. About memes, about what they just thought. They’re random. They’re not ashamed or may want to be seen like that. Funny + Imagination = 💥

Mercury square Saturn

These are little shits, they’re analytical, they observe, they point out that tiny detail and fucking joke about it for the last 12 hours or an amount of period in their friendship with you. They may struggle a lot with their minds and identifying their emotions but if it’s about others it’s the opposite. Bc they’re always alert about others reactions, opinions. They select what they say to others. Could compare of scorpio energy type. They DON’T think what they say. The first that comes to your mind when you first know them is “are they serious?”. They’re sarcastic but people can’t tell when they’re not and viceversa. They tend to say things that they didn’t want to say: confuse words, say expressions that they don’t know or use and more. So if they have THE attitude that other aspects can give them, they’ll be little shits and will stay alert for what you can say wrong and they’ll capture that to make fun of it. It’s also funny bc you can make fun of them too, they speak a whole sentence or idea when others probably won’t understand it bc they didn’t explain it well. They could come across as funny without wanting it.

Scorpio Mercury

Of course I’m putting myself here. Why? They have described me as “cold”, “little shit”, “sarcastic asf” and others. People are shocked when I open my mouth, how rough and indifferent I can seem, but in reality I’m sarcastic and they didn’t know or I’m being realistic. I love psychology and I also use it in my humor: I’m used to analyze, read trough others, their intentions and vulnerabilities. I use it as a way to cope -psychology and sarcasm-. I can tell what fields or backgrounds really affect others and I specially don’t point out them (when I’m joking or in another ways). I don’t like to insult people trough jokes, using others vulnerability it’s disgusting. Scorpio is a LOYAL sign but if you fuck with them you’re not going to come out of the situation stable/clean. I can say something REALLY sarcastic or direct that my friends have to told others “I’m used to it”. It’s a “take it or leave it” placement. I can sound sarcastic without telling or I can be really sarcastic most of the time and people can’t tell if I’m being serious. They have told me “your humor/ sarcasm is not for everyone” ok that’s true and I still dgaf. I can not gaf but it doesn’t mean I clear situations were I’ve met others for the first time and I saw how stunned/hurt they were and I had to let them knew and blablabla 🙄 Mercury in Scorpio hold a lot of power.

*Mercury Persona chart

Fire Mercury in Mercury Persona Chart

Mercury in Mercury Persona Chart is your most intimate way of speaking or the other layer, like @personachartsblog affirms. I SWEAR this people -fire mercury in mercury persona chart- talk and there’s an explosion in the room: someone’s laughing, other’s perturbed and other is done with the situation. They’re so spontaneous and say what they think. So impulsive and competitive. If you’re talking to them and you match their energy it’s going to be like ping-pong (idk if I’m explaining myself) and if you don’t match it they’re talking anyways. They’re direct and straightforward. They’re going to make fun of everything and point it out so you’re not going to be lost with their ideas/conversation/mind. They’ll be saying the most normal thing in their head and spill it out and everyone be thinking is the most random shit they’ve ever heard.

Tell me in the comments the sarcastic placements you know and how was your experience with them❣️💖💘🙈😩

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❀ Based on my personal experience and what I’ve analyzed in my surroundings.

❀ English is not my first language.

❀ I’m not a profesional astrologer.

Thank youu. baibaiii🫣🫶🏼💋

Do not copy. Please give me credits.

[intothestacks]

I love being an elementary school librarian because of those moments when... (Part 1/?)

...Kids say something unintentionally hilarious and you nearly burst a lung from holding in your laughter because you can’t laugh, ohgod you CAN’T LAUGH.

...A kid comes up to you and they’re practically vibrating to tell you something they consider big news (e.g. their tooth fell out, their birthday is in two months, etc).

...They ask you something that, were they an adult it’d be nosy or downright rude, but they ask in that tone of genuine innocent curiosity that only kids have and that makes it both okay and adorable.

...They ask you for help opening something.

...You help them with their clothes (tying their shoes, helping them with a snow boot that won’t go in, etc).

...They say/do something at a later date that shows they were paying attention to what you said and it made an impact in their lives.

...They get visibly excited to see you and/or want to know when they’ll see you next.

...They ask worriedly about whether they’ll miss storytime on Date X because they won’t be at school that day, which means they look forward to your storytelling.

...They give you little gifts, be it a picture, a thing, or all the Coffee Crisps they got trick-or-treating (because you told them once that your favourite chocolate bar has a yellow wrapper).

...They stop by the library to chat about what’s going on in their lives and/or to talk about their interests.

...They give unprompted compliments (”Library time is my favourite time of the week!”, “Thank you for reading those stories, they were very good!”, “I really like it when you read us stories!”, etc).

...You find yourself doing incredibly random things like writing Norse Runes on popsicle sticks to be added as part of a kit to go with the book so that children can cast their fortunes like the Vikings did (because the paper sticks that came with the book won’t last a minute).

...You get to geek out over a book or tv show or a topic with a little kid and they get super stoked that they’ve found someone who likes the same thing they do.

[thetriggeredhappy]

sorry for cloggin up your ask box, but i don’t have an ao3 account, so i hope this will do

i love the way you write the kids, especially nikki. she’s so mature, funny and polite, makes my mouth hurt from smiling hearing her and scout talk

another thing, thank you for having the kids act normal around scout and sniper being romantic‼️ they’re not homophobic, just the usual little kid “eww kissingg”

the descriptions of panic attacks are incredibly realistic

also as someone with adhd, you wrote scout SO well. i have the inattentive type and i relate so hard, despite not being hyperactive. forgetting things that i just put in my pocket, wondering if i have my phone while literally being on it, losing your train of thought, drawing constantly, and rejection sensitive dysphoria

i hope it’s okay i’m writing you fan mail in your ask box, i don’t really read fanfic but you’ve got me hooked here. i don’t even know how i started liking sniperscout, but before i read yours i read… ah what’s the name… i forget (searched ao3, it was called “somethin’ stupid, like “i love you”” by preciousposey. man that was a good fic too)

anyway uh

thank you for being a great author!! hope you sleep well and have zero writer’s block forever <3 (and i hope your living situation gets better, i’ve made it up to ch 18 so (why am i getting deja vu writing this im sorry if i did this last time))

thank you! yeah i love nikki. i used to work with kids a lot (a LOT) and they’re just hilarious dude. sometimes these kids will say some shit that’s so excellent and so fun and so entertaining and will know what’s up and she’s kind of a representation of that. kids are great.

and yeah i guess i just don’t personally see like. the value in putting overt homophobia into the tf2 universe. there’s not really the overt expectation of ‘realism’ with the tf2 canon, and while i consider grounding these characters and putting them in more normal circumstances to expand on their more human characteristics to be kind of A Thing I Often Do, i don’t think i need the blunt instrument that is Gritty Realism Through Onscreen Bigotry to make any of the points i want to make in this series. the flavor is kept intentionally lighter throughout that series so that when it gets heavy, it hits a little harder. in other things ive written, and in things i might write in the future, that might pivot, but i don’t ever see bigotry being something necessary to the plot or development of characters in the RB universe.

writing scout as adhd feels kind of inevitable at a certain point if you’re diving into his characteristics and the way he tends to behave. we don’t have a ton to work with but, c’mon. intentionally or unintentionally, he always ends up adhd. the relatable king

and no lie i’ve been listening to ‘still alive’ a LOT lately idk what happened. i listened to that song back in like 2015 a lot then didn’t again until like. three weeks ago. portal was too good for any of us

also just goddamn the fuckin horror movie violins when someone is pre-chapter 20 of taking shots. me when i’m 2/3rds of the way through “sniper dies in this”

[wakeupthemembersofbylernation]

People act like Mike and Will are separated by some untraversable chasm, some fortified and impenetrable wall of unreciprocated love.

“Oh, it’s so sad that Byler is a one-sided ship. Wouldn’t it be nice if we all could get what we want and have our crushes like us back? But alas, such is life. Mike is straight. And you Bylers need to stick to your fanfics instead of being delusional and thinking your imaginations will come to life.”

And it’s unintentionally hilarious because like… y’all. Mike and Will aren’t real people. Mike being “straight” is not some concrete thing that’s set in stone, some holy edict, some unchallengeable declaration crafted into the DNA of a real heterosexual™️ boy named Michael Wheeler living in Hawkins, Indiana who just loves his girlfriend so so much. And Will having “obviously unreciprocated” queer love for his best friend because ~that’s just how it is~ and it’s so depressing that he just had to catch feelings for someone who CAN’T 🙅‍♂️ 🚫🙅‍♀️🚭 love him back? That’s not a real tangible “thing” that simply exists, and we all must swallow and accept its pill.

Even if you believe that’s the story the Duffers are telling (hint: they’re not), it’s all made up. It’s all fiction. That means Milkvans and toxic homophobes wholeheartedly believe that this didn’t have to be Will’s fate, but the Duffers specifically chose to write a slow-burn queer rejection story about a traumatized boy who sadly falls madly in love with his best friend who just CAN’T 🙅‍♂️ 🚫🙅‍♀️🚭 love him back because he just IS 😇 straight. Whether you ship it or not, the only thing separating Byler endgame from happening or not happening is the writers.

And when broken down like this, the idea that the show would go out of its way to set this narrative up in the penultimate season… the idea that the show would place characters in couple’s formation in the final scene of S4 only for it to mean nothing… the idea that the show would have Will say, “I’m not gonna fall in love” because he’s convinced love can’t be for people like him, only to be proven right? It’s so absurd.

So the only thing left for people to do is to pretend Will is “just a plot device,” to downplay the depth of Will’s feelings, to shift the goalposts and talk about how much El has suffered, to accuse Bylers of being ableist and misogynistic, to call Will a homewrecker and a crybaby, and to cling to Mike’s rapidly crumbling heterosexuality as something that just IS until they can’t possibly do it any longer cause Mike and Will are making out sloppily on their screens.

[heavenpierceher]

thinking about the time i was watching my girlfriend play noted mediocre fps the darkness (2007) and one of the loading screens had just the most unintentionally screamingly hilarious dialogue ive ever heard in my life and when i went online to look for it literally no one had ever posted it and they’re random so it’s unpredictable if you can even get it to show up at all at any point in the game

[everlasting-rainfall]

I love the skin into fur au! I was thinking about other cp9 members being there too, and thought about Jabra

I feel like he would be such a menace to whoever he takes a liking to. He would totally try and steal something off of you and then play a game of keepaway with it so that you have to stay in his enclosure longer. And then when you do manage to get it back, he decides that he's tired now and plops down for a nap... right in front of the exit. He's a huge wolf so good luck moving him.

If the zookeeper gets smart and stops having anything on them when they go in, it backfires horribly because now he's biting onto their uniform and ripping them

I think he would also be prone to knocking them over so he can cuddle up with and lick at them. It's frustrating when you're just trying to clean up his enclosure, but it's hard to get mad about it when you've got coworkers getting attacked by a giraffe or mauled by a leopard. At least your animal is just mischievous and overly affectionate.

Or so you thought until he bites a couple of fingers off a coworker that tried to play with him like you do

I’m so glad that you enjoy my Skin into Fur story, dear! It’s one of my favorite AU’s personally so I’m glad that a lot of people seem to like it!

Anywho! Let’s get into it, shall we?

!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!

!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!

Torment, Assault, Dead Animals, Transformation into Animal, Delusion, Impregnation, Hypnotism (?)

!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!

!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!

So without a doubt, Jabra would be an absolute menace like zookeepers are afraid to go into Lucci’s enclosure but they’re moreso annoyed to go into Jabra’s just because of how much of a shit he can be

But with you, he’s still a menace but more in a steal your shit kinda way like you mentioned like you once dropped something in his enclosure and you spent the entirety of your shift chasing him around the enclosure

The guests loved it and thought it was hilarious but you were quite annoyed especially when he finally gave up what he stole only to plop down right by the exit and when you tried to move him but failed, you swore that he was grinning at you with this assholish little smirk on his wolf face

Like honestly if he was in human form then you would probably have the urge to just kick him or something…

Eventually when you finally managed to make it out of the enclosure, Jabra went back to normal behavior and this continued for a good long while with some guests probably thinking it was a legit show that the zoo put on

However that ends when you do think that you’re being smart by not having anything that he can steal on you when he does bite into your clothes and rips them causing the guests to see something that they shouldn’t like… It’s a miracle that the zoo isn’t getting sued for indecent exposure…

After that little incident, you’re told by the owners that you’re on cleaning duty for the guest areas but seeing as you do such a great job with Jabra then you still have to care for him but only after and before work hours so no guests see

The wolf man doesn’t like this at all like once absolutely no one is around and he can freely wander the zoo like the other animal shifters, he’s probably complaining about how bullshit this is to the others as he shouldn’t be kept away from then human that he wants to take as his mate

I can see Kaku giving him advice on how to attempt to make the zookeeper stay longer in a way that isn’t blocking the exit but Lucci probably wouldn’t like at most, he would unintentionally inspire Jabra to start leaving small dead animals in your work locker for you to eat and see how he’d be a good mate who can provide for you and any pups he put in you

Of course that doesn’t happen as it winds up being something that more scares the ever loving shit out of you instead of makes you see Jabra as a good mate especially because you don’t even know it’s him who left it like were you supposed to just see it and think of him?

Once animal shifter mating season starts getting closer, that’s when I can see him start getting like incredibly physically affectionate with you

I can see him rubbing up against you as he walks past and when you crouch down to clean something more thoroughly, I can imagine him licking at you and potentially even trying to bite you to claim you as his but never being able to as you just push him away

This isn’t the worst thing in the world though as Lucci mauls a ton of his caretakers and Kaku occasionally attacks his caretakers so an annoying wolf who doesn’t stop tormenting you seems like a godsend compared to what your co-workers are dealing with

Sure, he nips at your skin occasionally but that’s not too bad as he never draws blood and also there was that one time that he did attempt to mount you while you were on your hands and knees cleaning his den but you just choose to forget about that after heavily scolding him

He pretended that he was so sorry as he hung his tail between his legs and whimpered at you! But big shocker, I know… He wasn’t… Like at all…

Some time passes and something happens one day as a new zookeeper appears at the zoo, they’re a new guy and you have to train them in cleaning enclosures as they’ve been assigned to work with the same animals as you

Things go well even if Jabra does show more aggression when you’re with the new guy but you assure them that it’s just because their new and he hasn’t gotten used to them yet so give him some time

A few days pass and Jabra is back to messing with you like he normally does with him nipping at you and stealing your stuff but something happens that makes him want to “play” with the new guy…

What is that, you may ask? Well this new guy asked you on a date and although you declined, Jabra felt like they needed to be severely punished…

So the next time that you and the new guy were in his enclosure, he went up and stole an item right off of the new guy’s belt then started jumping and running around like he was excited and wanted to play

The new guy was pretty happy as it seemed like Jabra was finally warming up to him but that couldn’t be farther from the case…

He got the new guy to chase him to an area where you wouldn’t see and then once they were alone where no one would see, he got up onto his hind legs shifting into his human form

Jabra kept the new guy quiet during it but that still only gave him five minutes until you rushed over only to find your co-worker beaten to shit and Jabra growling in a random direction like he was trying to scare off an attacker

An ambulance was called and your co-worker was sent to the hospital for a long period of time as they claimed Jabra had attacked them after turning into a human, this made them seem absolutely nuts and they were quickly relieved of their position at the zoo so they could recover

Now that the competition was gone, Jabra could focus on what he wanted to do most as he set his sights on you and you alone as he had gotten rid of the competition so now he could have you

He just had to wait for the perfect moment and that moment came only a few days later at the peak of mating season, you had been asked by your boss to come in earlier than anyone else to take care of some things

The sun wasn’t even up yet when you got there but your boss did agree to pay you handsomely if you did this for him so in you went, you took care of everything that needed doing before Jabra made his move

He made it look like the zookeepers had forgotten to feed him dinner yesterday causing you to take care of it, you were still sleepy and would likely be easy to handle

You bent over to put his food down for him inside of his den where he liked it only to feel him shove his body into yours and push you inside, you were shocked but not as shocked as you were to turn around and see in a more hybrid form

It didn’t take him long to pounce on you, he immediately started it with a large bite directly to your neck that was sure to leave scars based on how deep he bit but it was all for the sake of claiming you as his mate

He used his furry hands to rip off your clothing and dispose of it like rags leaving you completely naked, you tried screaming especially as one of his hands started to fondle your sensitive areas while his other made your legs go around his waist but no one was around to hear

Jabra played with your body seeming intent of making you orgasm with everything that he could before he stuck his cock inside of you, you were a moaning mess inside of his den being unable to force him off of you

He told you at one point that he would let you go if you proclaimed your love for him but of course, he was lying and you chanted that you loved him so many times but he didn’t let you go even for a millisecond

Eventually once he was done playing with your body, he flipped you over onto your stomach and raised your behind up into the air, he was going to fuck you in a doggy style position

You tried to plead with him to not do it but he didn’t listen as he slid his cock into your body and groaned at the feeling of your walls clenching around him, he locked his arms around your waist to ensure that he would be the one in control

As much as you hated getting fucked like this by the wolf, you couldn’t stop it and the pleasure was clouding your head do much that you didn’t even notice the wolf fur spreading across your skin or your hands and feet turning into paws

You didn’t even notice when you sprouted a tail or gained a snout as your mind was just far too focused on him plus as well, it made him so much more unlikely that you would notice anytime soon as now that you were a wolf animal snifter like him

You went into heat and started wanting him to fuck you, your mind completely going into a haze that prevented you from thinking clearly

You wanted him to breed you nice and good to fill you up with his pups as he was clearly the best option to give you healthy pups. He was strong, he could provide for you and your pups, and he loved you so very much

What else could a wolf animal shifter want in a mate?

He wound up fucking you nice and deep inside of his den until the sun rose and zookeepers showed up to do their normal prep of the animals and their enclosures before the zoo opened

By the time that the zookeepers got to Jabra’s enclosure and started getting things ready for the day, you and him had finally finished mating for now as he rested with you in his den while his cock was still buried deep inside of you via a knot

When the zookeepers attempted to get close to figure out where you came from, your mind had returned just enough for you to try to plead for help only for it to come out as a pathetic whimper

Upon noticing the zookeepers looking into his den at his mate, he let out a growl that promised danger causing them to immediately back off

The zoo would go on to have absolutely no clue where this new wolf in Jabra’s enclosure had come from and they had absolutely no idea where you went but they were at least happy that they didn’t have to find a mate for Jabra to breed with

And although you would try to attempt to get away from Jabra even going so far as avoiding him every chance that you got, there was absolutely no way that any help was coming for you as zookeepers didn’t understand you and didn’t like getting close to you on account of his aggression

And it wasn’t the visitors to the zoo could do anything to help you either so you believed it was all up to you to escape

However…

Your wishes of escape were realized to never come true once your belly started growing…

[theforgottenmcrmy]

live reactions to house of the dragon season 2, episode 5

as always, these are just my opinions🖤

(spoilers below the cut)

Oof, even the recap of the battle still hurts🥲

I have subtitles on, and I just love how the intro says “(epic theme playing)”

Lord Cregan and Lady Jeyne spotted in the tapestry?👀

Corlys pleaseee, I’ve tried to be strong for a whole week. Don’t do this to me.😭

I’m so conflicted with the fact that he might have stepped out on Rhaenys at some point, because it’s so evident that he loved her greatly.

Rhaenyra🥲

Such a dumb PR move by the Greens. Thats all I’ll say.

You can literally HEAR one of the small folk ask, “they killed a dragon?👀”

Rhaenyra WILL answer this 🔥

Meleys, you deserved so much more💔

And just WHAT do they think they will do with Rhaenys’s body?!?!?! (If that’s what’s in that cart)

The irony of Alicent’s favorite child now becoming something she can no longer control…

Oh shit, wait- is that…. Surely it’s not-

You’re seriously trying to tell me there was NO other way to get Aegon back into the castle?!?! Seriously? If you insisted parading Meleys’s head around for the small folk, you at least could have brought Aegon into the keep by a back gate or SOMETHING.

And now that I’m thinking about it, what the hell did Aemond say when he returned back without Aegon? What did he tell Alicent?

Wowwwwwww. I knew Aemond was cold, but I guess I didn’t realize HOW cold he’d become. Imagine dracarys’ing your brother, then coming back to gloat over his burned body and announcing the obvious that someone will have to rule in his stead,

They seriously just LEFT Sunfyre there?!?!?! And what the hell does Cole mean? Is he dead?😭

“Our largest dragon has been killed” yes BUT so was Rhaenys?!

GAG HIM, MY QUEEN🖤

Seriously though, all these men talk a big game about battles that haven’t truly occurred in DECADES.

I’m really hoping the swap the sacking of King’s Landing for Rook’s Rest. Quite frankly I don’t think I can take another emotional blow this season.

I love Jace and Baela’s dynamic so much.

Real talk though, would the Brackens or anyone else for that matter even be able to hear Daemon over Caraxes and the horses?😂

Mmmmm, Fried Bracken.

“I did not think they would be so eager to die.”💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Please, why is Daemon so unintentionally hilarious this season.

Not Daemon of all people making a decent attempt at ceasing a centuries long feud-

The Vale 💙 🕊️

Yep, Lady Jeyne is Rhaenyra’s kin alright.

Mysaria is right on point. And I’m loving seeing Rhaenyra putting her trust in others again🙌🏻

Go Elinda go go go

Why do I feel like whatever is going to happen with Corlys will not go well…

Oh Lordy, Alys is feeling creative tonight isn’t she…

My favorite WHAT?!?!?! 🤮🤮🤮

I wouldn’t be hungry either, the FUCK

“His family’s wealth” I’m sorry Ser Simon STRONG, is that not your family too?

I love their banter, that’s the hell😂

“The obvious choice is immediate successor, Aemond.” OH, so Aemond IS his heir? Almost exactly like I said on a tik tok i’d made, only for some people to argue with me that the Greens would have Jaehaera inherit before him? (Even though doing so would be hypocritical to their entire cause)

Ser Crispy, you can kiss any chance with Alicent you ever had goodbye 👋🏻

Aemond doesn’t miss a beat, immediately hopping to business. I’m weak as hell.

Alicent’s having a panic attack rn, isn’t she?

The dog😭💔

“What he has somehow become” girl be so fr. As if YOUR lack of investment and attention to him, and your willingness to ignore Aegon’s awful treatment of him for years (that you damn well knew plenty about) played absolutely NO roll in Aemond becoming what he is…

Cole’s been sipping some of Alicent’s delulu tea. He REALLY thought he was sparing her by stabbing her in the back to support Aemond as regent instead.🤡🤡🤡

What’s with the Frey’s and them ALWAYS EATING whenever they’re conducting business?

It’s realllllly fucking crazy to think that (show) Jace is bargaining away his OWN INHERITANCE and he doesn’t even know it like🫥🫥🫥

Even crazier for the Freys to think they were just going to be given Harrenhal without declaring for Rhaenyra.

If Daemon knows she’s a witch, why is he so keen to play buddy buddy with Alys literally every damn chance he gets? Sus.

Ugh, I hope Daemon has a moment of clarity. This change from FOB is NOT it.

I’m confused, I could’ve sworn Corlys was already named Hand.

Baela🖤🖤🖤 The icon, the legend. We love you.

“I am blood and fire. Driftmark must pass to salt and sea.” GODS could you be any more bad ass like-

Rhaenyra using See Alfred’s own subconscious opinion of her and her abilities against him in order to get him to do what she wants😂 you sure you aren’t a direct descent of Margaery Tyrell, ma’am?

Ser Simon’s probably thinking “would you like to regain control of this situation at any point, or…?”

Nice touch to have Rhaenyra with a lady (who is not the usual tone) who’s tugging a bit too much at her hair, since Elinda is busy off in King’s Landing.

Helaena KNOWS

Alicent sitting at Aegon’s beside, as she once did for Viserys…

Not the “mummy”😭💔💔💔

“Will you fly before Vhaegar as Luke did?” Ma’am, that was TOO COLD💀😭

So is Sunfyre really gone then?😭 What the hell, these changes are starting to irk me.

Did not miss that Rhaena had an off-screen attempt to claim a dragon.

If only Sam from GOT had a dragon😂

Dragonseeds, here we go…

Glad to see they didn’t cut the mob scene with Helaena and Alicent from the trailer, but I’m curious to see the context of it now since it wasn’t during Jaehaerys’s funeral.

VERMITHOR🖤🖤🖤🔥🔥🔥

[kaneydas]

Headcanon of the groupies?

These girls to be more specific

PLEASE marry me i love this ask

below the cut.

the girls don’t have names from what I’ve been able to find so I’ll give them some (pls correct me if I’m wrong on this) + the names I gave them aren’t based on anything in particular just vibes

and also this is all just based off of my own opinion with no real basis so please feel free to disagree/agree as much as you’d like🫶

• Groupie 1 / Hana

• She’s the type of girl to be able to pull off a red lip look without any additional makeup. She shoplifts all her lipstick, too.

• Lives with her single mother in a run-down apartment, and is an only child. Doesn’t get along with her mother at all so she prefers to stay out late or with friends for the night.

• Has a weird on-and-off relationship with Kaneda that no one understands. They don’t understand it either, and they can barely stand each other most of the time.

• Hana’s the worst type of friend to have – will literally point out how much makeup you’re wearing whenever you’re hanging out with guys and make passive-agressive comments the whole time💀 She’s kind of a mean girl

• Very attention-seeking, especially from men. It gets a bit tiring.

• Really fun to hang out with in small doses because she does get up to some crazy shit, tho. She’s snarky but hilarious if you catch her in a good mood.

• Smokes like crazy, can get through a pack in a single day. Constantly bums cigarettes off of her friends and random boys. Refuses to get buy them herself.

• Admires and gets distracted by her own reflection any time she passes a shiny surface.

• Only shows up to school so that she can gossip with her friends in the back of the classroom and annoy everyone else. Keeps telling everyone she doesn’t need an education because she’s going to marry rich anyway. #girlboss

• Groupie 2 / Noriko

• Actually the coolest. She’s very confident and looks very intimidating, but is a lot nicer than Hana. The type to ask you to sit with her during on your first day of school.

• Always has her nails and hair done. Even if the world was ending tomorrow, Nori would find time to get them done. She’s quite high-maintenance but she likes it that way. It makes her feel put-together.

• She lives with her parents and has one younger brother. I feel as if she may be mixed, like half-black. Not exactly sure from where.

• Is dating Yamagata, they’re going strangely steady which people find surprising because both their temperaments are relatively hot.

• Very stylish and into trends. Her clothes stand out to me the most out of the girls!

• Is the most responsible one out of her friends. Keeps them out of trouble.

• Very outspoken and honest, won’t keep quiet if something is bothering her or if she disagrees. That goes for her friends, for the boys, her teachers, anyone.

• Groupie 3 / Ichiko

• Ichiko… there’s just no thoughts behind her eyes. She’s a bit air-headed.

• She’s simple; she likes to have fun and she hates not having fun. Fun is hanging out with her friends, having one of the boys take her on a fast motorcycle ride, and so on. Not having fun is having to do homework, chores and having to wake up early for school.

• Lives with her elderly father and older sister, who provides for the family.

• She means well, and is often very sweet but can unintentionally come off as rude at times

• Is the type to walk around school talking to someone on the phone and have them blasting on speaker-phone for everyone else to hear. She doesn’t care and will get mad if you tell her to knock it off lmao

• So gossipy. If you tell her something the whole school will know it by the next day. Can’t keep her mouth shut

• She always accidentally falls asleep in last night’s makeup and will just add more on the next day because she’s lazy lol