The reason Marcus had to be killed off before Elite Force is actually because she and Oliver would've been absolute menaces toward Chase; they would have bullied him so hard
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Been trying to get every ending in Ib so my last two playthroughs (and the next two) have just been me putting Garry through the shredder I feel so bad for him :(
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The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"
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I saw comments that the new butler from Ridekamens look like Sebek
He...kinda does
I wasn't gonna say it, but. that was kind of my first thought when he was revealed. :') maybe this is what Sebek's older brother is doing these days? he ran off to buttle for secret agents at a superhero cafe? actually wait that would be rad as heck, I'll accept this headcanon
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I think a lot of discussions would be made better by recognizing that masculinity and femininity aren't inherently preferred, but adherence to cishet standards is, which is slightly different.
This is why a masculine trans man* or a feminine trans woman* often still face stigma - it isn't that they aren't gender conforming to the gender they are. It is that cishetero standards do not want trans people to exist at all, in any capacity.
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Created from the parts of the most perfect teenage girls,
by Professor Bootonuim,
but he accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction,
CHEMICAL HEX
Thus the PowerDeath girls were born!
Bluddles (Blood Puddles), Bloodsom, and Butterknife!
(ID in alt text)
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I don't think Nintendo really thought the math through when they made Paya Impa's granddaughter.
Like. Impa, according to Creating a Champion, is roughly 20 when the Calamity happens. Paya is roughly eighteen in BotW. That means Paya was born 82 years after the Calamity. If her Mom was like 40, that would mean her mom was born 42 years after the Calamity.
Which meant Impa had her when she was 62 years old.
Okay, okay, maybe her mom was a little older? Let's make Paya's mom fifty. That means Impa was fifty-two when she had her. I suppose it's feasible, but let's be real, most mothers have their babies in their 20s to late 30s, occasionally early 40s. To have a pregnancy in your 50s is so uncommon you make a list of oldest mothers. Seriously. I looked it up.
Anyway, Paya definitely should've been a great-grandkid lol.
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Do you eat peahen eggs? If yes, what do they taste like?
My wife raises geese and their eggs are huge, 3x the size of a hen’s eggs, and are generally fluffier and delicately sweeter.
I do! They taste like an egg.
I'm not allowed to answer anything more, apparently
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happy Let Sans Rest Day!
being a delivery skeleton is tiring work, so Roo's having a nice day at the beach to whiten his bones :}
you could say it's the. highlight of his day (ba dum tsh)
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that thing in musicals when everyone’s singing completely different things and it all falls on top of each other and it’s just pure cacophony but it’s so perfect and it just sounds so right and it’s all brain scratchy <3
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