#they're so gross (cute)

[silusvesuius]

testing out drawing maormer 🪸🐚🪸 and a nelvas 🧣📜🩷 i'll ramble about maormer a bit in the tags

[sparklingchim]

[francy-sketches]

The thing about rhaenyra's kids is they're so clearly manufactured to make you go aww omg so cuteeeee wholesome little cinnamon rolls too good for this world too pure 🥺 I've only had them for 2 episodes but if anything happens to them I'll riot!!! They're like made in a factory for people whose 'favorite characters keep dying 2 seconds after they're introduced' and it kinda pisses me off I'm like I know what you're doing you want me to like these artificially cute children you've given me no other option. I cant dislike them I'll look like an insane person well dont tell me what to do bitch I'll hate on these infants as much as I want suck my dick -_- show me a little freak if you want me to go awww

[crystallizsch]

Yuusha = Jamil's Charging Station

(help 😭)

[doubledyke]

edd cutting ed's food for him any time they have lunch together as little kids

[swiftlydnp]

I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO AND OMG DANIEL JAMES HOWELL STAND TF UP LMAOOSKDK him giggling at everything phil was saying hyping him up helping him so many times and in general being so excited phil was playing His quiz likeee so down bad omgg and the nose boop in the end I DIEDDD

[mehoymalloy]

Consent is sexy, as they say~

[bloodlessbhaalbabe]

Enver Gorsimp

This is what happens to the man if you give him a little praise and tell him you enjoy his company. (And like fuck him good and make him bathe and eat more fruits and vegetables)

Lil young adult romance novel couple.

@bearhugsandshrugs and I wrote over 100k words of some sort of Gorsimp fan fiction / roleplay and we'll let ya know when that gets posted.

[sysig]

What if baby VUX (Patreon)

[kirby-the-gorb]

[dylanconrique]

me when i see comments on chenford fanvids/tiktoks like, "omg i ship them in real life too! 😍"

[bumble-v]

Just a girl and her security blanket ♡

[supersecretnerd]

Ok so these designs are cute as hell, the Internet is just mean

I have too many thoughts about a game I still need to watch

[angelicgarnet]

its that time of year so

[hangmanbradshaw]

Having just watched Jason Kelce retire, what age do you think the kids are when Jake retires? How many Super Bowls has he won? Does he go on to coach or help Bradley run the restaurant empire? Does he go into broadcasting?

I have this sooooo thought out. I just kinda answered part of this in another ask but! Here's more on retirement:

Jake retires relatively young for a QB, while he's still in good health and arguably at the top of his career. Around when he hits 39. It shocks everyone, but he knows he wants to quit while he's on top, not when his body is too destroyed to have a good life after. He wants to spend time with his husband and kids and be there for their lives. And one day he just looks at football and realizes he's done what he wanted to do, and he loves it, but he'd rather spend more time with his family. He has around 3 Super Bowl wins under his belt, another 1 or 2 he's lost, and he's content. So the kids are probably around 8 or 9 (the oldest) and the twins are maybe 6 or 7ish. He takes over the whole PTA/Carpool Drop Off/Sports Dad thing so Bradley can go back to work part time, cuz Bradley decides he misses work (he'd kinda semi retired to raise the kids and be a stay at home dad- his choice. Basically he'd let Callie and Reuben take most of the reins and he's just the owner, not full time day to day manager.) So Bradley opens a fancy restaurant in Manhattan as a passion project, right down the street from the apartment Jake lived in when they met on the Upper East Side, and he names it Hangman's Perch, after Jake. Anyways they still have SO much more time together, and Jake LOVES being a stay at home dad. He has way too much fun bringing the kids by to see Bradley at the restaurant or signing up to coach little league, and he loves being home every night with his husband and kids, and how they cook together without fail, and play games in the yard, and have movie nights, and sit together and help with homework.

THEN Bradley and Jake open up a family type sports bar in their little suburb out of the city together. It's Giants and Mets themed and everyone knows a bunch of famous ex Giants players hang out there, but it's normal. There's picnic tables outside and cornhole and they have watch parties for the games. Eventually he maybe does some broadcasting or correspondent work, after the kids are grown and off in college.

[whataboutyouisamascot]

first impression: i remember starting to recognize you based on your profile pic on ao3 for leaving kind comments, then one day being like 'oh, a tree branch did what?' (and the rest is history (/j))

impression now: i would squish you if you weren't so far away. you are one of the kindest people i know and i love how affectionate you are. i love your brain and sense of humor. i love your words. when i reached out about that tree branch, i had no idea i would get to know such a sweet guy (and that i would play an international game of hot potato with the Sun with him) (or that he would fill my photo gallery with pictures of flowers) (or that he would make me smile first thing in the morning) (...you get the idea)

eternally grateful for you 💚🦈💜

First Impressions

Good morning to me?? 🥺 (This did make me realize that I have no memory of what my AO3 profile picture is, and I did have to go and check it)

Those tree branches caused a lot of damage and a ridiculous amount of trouble for months after they decided to strike. Wind storms still make me nervous. And yet, I still have to be grateful for it and my vent posting the night prior, as it led to having you in my life 💚 I know I had briefly told you this, but that had happened at the end of a very long week for me (long enough that I mostly remember how bad it was even now, a half year later), so coming home from work at the end of that to find a random message from you was both surprising and really touching

I don't have words for the latter half of your ask, you've rendered a writer speechless (other than in your photo gallery? Do you save the flower photos???)🫂 I'm being squished and loved, what a way to wake up

The little (what I presume you mean to be) shark in the middle is adorable. 💚🦈💜