#theyll still be blocked

[s0fter-sin]

retired ghoap going on a renovation competition show

ghost takes over the budget and he's ruthless with it; tracking every paint swatch and piece of lumber down to the last cent, haggling for every purchase and making the most of their coupons. soap's in charge of design; he can visualise floor plans better than anyone, seeing the completed spaces in his mind when they’re little more than a steel shell

they run their site like a military base, treating their builders like rookies; expecting them to follow orders but also waiting for them to inevitably mess up so they can fix it

they're an immediate shock to the judges; they fully expected them to have no idea what they're doing, to have no understanding of style or trends, but they didn't sign up just for shits and giggles

they know how to hit a brief and can do physical labour faster than the actual builders. with soap's discerning eye and ghost's practically, they design gorgeous rooms and become a real threat for the prize money. they handle the stress and sleepless nights like it's second nature bc really, it is; a few all nighters painting are nothing compared to being shot at

they also take great joy in messing with the other couples

it takes a while for them to figure out they're even married; they argue like it's going out of fashion, never holding their opinions or frustrations back but it's their love language as much as their banter. you can hear them barking at each other from across the site; callsigns and “It” and “sergeant” thrown around just like in the field

the challenges are where they have the most fun

the day to day? that's work; they're strict, both with themselves and the schedule, never letting anything fall behind or go incompleted. but the challenges? that's play time. they love pushing the brief, toeing the line of the rules purely bc they can

they get to a two part art challenge and ghost's scheming before before the host even opens their mouth. part one? one half of the couple has to design some kind of art piece that will feature in their house. part two? the other person has to gather supplies and tools and make the art

there's a time limit for how long they can take to gather the supplies; once it's up, they can't go back for more and they can only use what they can carry themselves to their station. they're in a warehouse filled with scrap and paint and tools, the choices almost overwhelming

ghost politely interrupts the host to ask for a clarification; absolutely anything in the warehouse can be used so long as they can carry it?

the host confirms; anything under the roof is their's to use

ghost thanks them and steps back in line, standing at attention and waiting for round one to start

ghost volunteers to be the one to do the art, shocking everyone since soap is well known as the artist of the two of them. but soap sees the mischief in his eyes; he knows he's up to something and can't wait to see where it goes

the timer starts and ghost immediately shucks his hoodie and gets to grabbing; stuffing the impromptu bag with everything he recognises from soap's own supplies. there's seconds to go when he bolts for soap, throwing him over his shoulder in a fireman's carry

the other couples are pissed and call it cheating, trying to get them disqualified

ghost just shrugs, soap still over his shoulder, "they said we can use anything we can carry. i followed the brief"

soap just laughs like a mad man

they win the challenge by a landslide

everything's going smoothly, they've won enough room reveals that they’re in a good financial position, they’re ahead in their current room and in a great headspace

then soap gets injured

it's an honest mistake, a part of the roof they thought was stable collapsing and hitting soap

and ghost, always calm and in control, panics

he's on the other side of the site when he hears soap cry out and goes running; shoving past cameramen and builders, screaming to know what happened before he even sees him. he finds soap on the ground, blood dripping from his temple and it's too familiar; a thing he sees in his nightmares

he doesn't know what to do with all his fear so instead, he channels it into anger

he goes off on all his builders, demanding to know how they could be so useless and careless as to miss the unstable roof; screaming at them in a way he hasn't done since he was on active duty, tearing down a rookie for poor trigger management

all the while, his gentle hands tend to soap; checking the wound, if he's concussed, soothing him before he can slip into a flashback of his own. he growls at the cameras, doesn't let the onsite medics anywhere near him; he doesn't know them, doesn't trust them with his johnny. it's only soap's gentle convincing that makes him step back, that forces him to stop and breathe; glaring the medics down from soap's side as they check him and come to the same conclusion soap already reached

he'll be iust fine; a few stitches and he'll be right back in it

ghost goes with him to the hospital to get the stitches laid, abandoning the site to their terrified builders to look after. it takes a few days before he can handle them being separated again, can't even handle one of them going shopping while the other site manages

but soap doesn't begrudge him for his clinginess, not when he knows it's rooted in the fear of losing him. he just keeps him close and calls him his good luck charm when they win the room reveal that week

[cubbihue]

how far can i push this itty bitty series before i have to start adding trigger warnings...

[ypipie]

assorted silly compilation

[3416]

thinkin abt this. and thinking about mitch realizing that he'd never get the full suburban nuclear family hockey best friend life with auston.... thinking about the little adjustments of expectations they've made about each other and their futures together....... thinking about where they are now and might be later on.

[altruistic-meme]

............ i want to come out.

[luna7822]

reminder that if u side with loserface f^^^ o^^^^ for the sake of being an asshole then i hope u lose and burn in hell since shiver and big man folks have my full support and are better than u anyways lmaooooooooooo

i hope u all suffer next week and get what u rightfully deserve since u ppl hate octolings/octoling idols for no reason anyways as if the world wouldve been sm better if order actually did smth useful for once and won but whatever u ppl still suck ass regardless and be warned that i will get my revenge sooner or later whether u wannabe pearl 2.0 devoted s^^^s of nothingness and all that is fake and boring like it or not since shiver and big man have more personality than loserface wannabe pearl 2.0 anyways lmaooooooo

:33333333333333

no offense to any1 who joins theme parks for the sake of actually LIKING theme parks but atp ive bout fucking had it with these losers who got mad over a results screen from a CERTAIN splatfest in november of last year that they fail to understand beyond pointless stacks that dont matter and that the loser they worship for no reason is LITERALLY just pearl 2.0 in every way possible in nothing else which is why i feel like we need a proper octoling idol winner to those who wish to avenge team orders unneccessary loss or better yet an underrated aroace manta ray winner to which ppl need to understand that we need some ACTUAL change atp instead of relying on that dumb bitch inkling loserface 247 since being an inkling is overrated as one wpuld say if u catch my meaning and thay those ppl have treated octolings like shit for FAR TOO FUCKING LONG anyways and not to mention ive SRSLY bout fucking had it with these sore ass losers who shouldve quit playing a long time ago and moved on already if not for them somehow still existing and overall the main reason why splatoon player society is pretty much corrupt in every way possible which is why i feel like marina deserves better from others even if pearl won, shiver deserves better from all of the stupid hate she gets 247, and so to does big man who deserves better since hes not 100% useless and deserves to win no matter what and ESPECIALLY finalfest too since it makes the most sense and overall i feel like it was those on team chaos fault for picking the thing that will ruin and corrupt themselves with literal egotism in the first fucking place

anyway short end of the matter is that shiver/big man folks REALLY NEED to continue dethroning that annoying overrated loserface dumbfuck bitch from her fakeass throne anyways and for ALL of the right reasons since those ppl believe it or not (including myself as some1 whose magnum opus was the music splatfest from months ago and frostyfest as well) have more common sense than dumbass loser f^^^ s^^^s that can burn in hell for all i fucking care anyways and idgaf if u even disagree with my better opinion than urs anyways since ur all nothing but useless fucking losers who should just touch some flowers already and move tf on for once instead of being the most sad, useless, and overall pathetic """"players""""" u idiots could ever be in ur sad and pathetic boring ass life anyways :333333

[gettinontopic]

Free Blocklist for people avoiding t/rfs

[smittyw]

oc asks....... i know razz has evolved but do you still have your other fangan ocs......

absolutely i do & theyve evolved the same way :-)

the main change besides the context theyre in now is that i shifted focus really drastically. fred and noemi and kita are all still here and theyre at the forefront now; its less clear bc they werent as developed back then, but even Q and molly were meant to be in the old story (in the reserve course & working for the foundation respectively lol) so they existed and evolved since then too

unfortunately i did scrap two of my former main ocs, maddy and amari, for everything except incidental roles in the au i still kick around with vanpires and shit. that decision was solely bc i was uncomfortable w them being direct self inserts; they were the first of the cast i made bc they were literally sonas for myself and my friend who got me into dr ^_^.. and as a result the 'main' group with ross (formerly russel i changed his name for fun) and alex got super destabilized. and i had to rethink where to fit them into the plot and social circles, which worked fine with ross but not so much for alex bc i literally dont know what to do w that guy

if ur curious abt anyone else in particular i can give a rundown of their current whereabouts & any changes that have been made 🤓☝️

[nintendochoi]

Sorry not sorry for the onslaught of OFMD that's incoming. I'll be reblogging from all episodes as it's been more than a week since the season 2 finale and I cant wait any longer and I don't have enough "other" stuff to space it out.

[ta6ris]

okay sorry for the d.anganronpa im done

[motherforthefamicom]

how did i somehow unfollow you,,,,,,,,

idk ive accidentally unfollowed epople soooo many times usually cuz of misclivks n stuff

[creatively-cosmic]

holy mother of fucking christ just finished a piece that took us like a week with hours of daily work and generally staying up All Night bc we hyperfocus like fucking hell. anyways expect that soon

[hi-there-cake]

actually its pretty funny blocking someone on main but forgetting to on an alt account. they could be adding tags to your alt accounts posts and you wouldnt be able to see them

[snobgoblin]

yeah yeah jealously bad but how do you get it to go away

[wabblebees]

these dumbass fucking military recruiters wont stop FUCKING TEXTING ME and the most recent one i finally snapped a little harder than just "take me off your list do not contact me again im not interested unsubscribe me"/etc & blocking the number

instead! i said "hey two things: 1) dont call me my deadname again. update my contact information to use Bee as my first name if you refuse to stop harassing me. and 2) it was hard enough escaping the cult i was raised in, i have no desire to voluntarily join another institution of abuse. unsubscribe me. have a day."

and this asshat dickwad shitlips bitchless FUCKER. replied with just "thank you for responding, [deadname]. have a nice day"

fuck offffffffffff eat my entire gay ass. fucking hate it here lmfao

[esmeyaleal]

ok but like does anyone remember this?

this cunt opened with a paragraph of racism then told me not to interact with my own post.