#theyre all menaces to society

[satandoesntwannabehere]

erm hallo 👋👋

have some doodlez !!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more idiot scribbles <3

[cookietrains]

Rest assured, they would die for one another 🩷

They just like getting under each other's skin from time to time ^^

They both got their degrees in Gremlin Behavior🎓 and Spikey doesn't always expect Poppy to match his energy~ ♡ she will forever surprise him, but He Would Not Have Her Any Other Way ♥︎

[skitskatdacat63]

I also think about the Roman Empire every day 🤭

[shaythey]

all my art of them is so wholesome but theyre both such menaces to society i gotta change this shit up

[dielgonacoffee]

i must finished s1... i have So Many Thoughts

- why in the ever living FUCK did they decide that danny getting together with rachel AGAIN was a good idea huh...? despite that relationship with stan crumbling apart she was still MARRIED mind you!! why did we decide that danny engaging in infidelity was a good idea 😭 (i have a bad feeling about her. HORRIBLE!)

- wo fat... hes like a persistent cockroach that just wont die despite how well you exterminate the place

- kamekona has got to be my favorite recurring character. shaved ice vendor by day, informant, gambler, weapons hoarder, babysitter, etc. at night. also all around A Very Good Bro. hope he sticks around for the rest of the series.

- is it weird that i like sang min's character? LOL hes like a pesky little shit and i love him for it. also helped 5-0 catch the hpd mole! brownie points for u sir!

- steve is such a menace to society honestly. how is he not charged with multiple counts of property damage and endangering of civilians. that grenade in the pawn shop? really? i will personally start a gofundme for your therapy bill mr. super seal

- you would think that danny would be able to control steve's worst impulses but hes just as erratic and impulsive lmao its quiet broody chaotic good meets loud mouthed argumentative chaotic good. they are cut from the same cloth.

- CHIN HO KELLY YOU SELF SACRIFICIAL BASTARD i swear if i wasnt so in love with your voice i wouldve throttled you across the room. handing over the deed of your house to a bookie? really?! 💀

- anyway i also love how he always has a shotgun instead of the standard handgun that they all have. (but when he shot that guy aiming for his cousin?! sir u were directly behind him im pretty sure u just blew a fist sized hole through that mans body 😭)

- kono kalakaua my beloved my surfer girl the most competent rookie in the history of rookies she went from being fresh out of the academy to being part of hawaii's elite task force. DESERVED. but i do wanna see more stuff about her that isnt surfing. the amount of time she spent in this season in a bikini is ABSURD.

- the dressing down steve gave ms cia agent whats her name?? HOT. that was unfair, i never stood a chance.

anyway i probably have more thoughts but theyre lost somewhere in the gray matter highway and i cant cough up more for this word vomit. might add to this post or make a new one when they arrive to me 🤷‍♀️

[t4tails]

MOSHI MONSTER MUSIC RANKED FROM GARBAGE TO MASTERPIECE

19. ponies

theyre just saying ponies over and over again in an autotuned voice. hyperpop for eight year olds except without the charm

18. shishis lullaby

once again the simplicity is its downfall... there is nothing going on here! somebody get shishi a hankey!!

17. bad to the biscuit

i do NOT like how he yells gimme those gummy buttons :/

16. shoney the amazin blazin raisin

shoney is a menace to moshi society. what a nothingburger of a song

15. go do the hoodoo

i actually think this one slaps but the racism definitely knocks it down significantly. i wish they werent like that because dont look now but i think i heard a twig crack 🕺

14. coco loco

gets a groove going and then RUINS it with a BURP joke. STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE

13. moshi twistmas

ill freely admit the vocals in this one kind of suck because of the childrens chorus but i think it has charm the ones lower than it lack... its cute

12. the pooky song

EEEEEEEGGGGGGSHEEEELLLLLSSSS 🏳️‍⚧️

11. the moshi dance

okay this one fucks. we are getting into fucks territory. the bangers. this one gets held back by the weird fucking baby lyrics is all... i understand its the joke but i do not want to hear lady googoos voice like that. but then the chorus hits and yessss bitch

10. i heart moshlings

this ones adorable but im not a fan of the soft singing. and the chorus prioritizes the gimmick over rhymes so it feels a little clunky, but the mv is soooo cute ^_^

9. diggin ya lingo

the hip hop genre does not gel well here but once again the chorus is so groovy i cant help but do a little shimmy. a little shakin

8. sweet tooth stomp

im not as big a fan of this as some others but i can appreciate game. and sweet tooth has game

7. head over heels

the worse of zack binspins iconic singles. but this ones pretty hilarious like why is blingo such an asshole 🤨

6. the iggy chomp

i have no excuse for this being so high up. im literally dancing to this like its 2009. sorry

5. the missy kix dance

i never heard this one as a kid but its suoer catchy. missys adorable too. she should stay away from zack binspin. she deserves better than him

4. do the doodle

LETS FUCKING GO MR SNOODLE 😩 hes so real. this unironically bangs it fucks it goes hard do the doodle mr snoodle live ur truth

3. moptop tweenybop

this is the one that personally gets stuck in my head the most but the ones above it have better artistry so it gets 3rd. i wake up at 2am on the regular with this chorus haunting my mind

2. uptown fifi

the STYLE the GRACE the sleekness...! and it tells a story about a cute little diva dog? what is not to love!!

okay not to be predictable but somehow the "villains songs are always the best" rule continues even in moshi monsters. 10/10 thank you moshi for these fantastic songs

1. dr strangeglove

[kunikame]

# PURPLE LILACS !

## WAR CRIMES & TERRORISM | first year fiasco

m. list

#01 y/n - the leader of ace trappola hate club. doesnt even know how she became friends with half of these people. they just spawned in her phone contacts. tired exhausted and so so done.

#02 lilia - the one with the aux cord. made the gc members all separate playlists with songs he thinks they might like and a joint playlist where everyone adds their own music. knows all the gossip. regular self case sundays with the gc.

#03 cater - the mentally ill one. always there when theres trouble so he can vlog it. occasionally isolates himself then comes back as if nothing happened. the slayest one.

#04 jade - the number 1 eel. hes just here for the ride. sometimes disappears in the mountains for a week without notice. comes back as if he didnt have the gc opening a missing person case. got an eel plush from y/n for his birthday. its sitting on his bed.

#05 floyd - the other eel. menace to society. ate glue and drank paint water cause they looked tasty. fucking weirdo. the silliest one. somehow they all want to put him in a blender but love him at the same time. gets points for his nicknames cause theyre endearing. meme supplier.

#06 azul - the business major. still attempts to close contracts with and scam the gc members even though theyre friends now. its in his blood. one time lilia scared him so bad he octoified himself. nobody in the gc took him seriously from that moment on.

#07 ruggie - the carpet. to this day he hopes he will somehow get money out of this friendship. hes not living hes surviving. someone help this poor boy and get him a dozen donuts. he deserves it for his service.

## ❝ after the events of the phantom bride wedding, ace started wondering whether he still had the ability to charm girls. he hasn’t thought about anyone romantically in years, hasn’t really flirted with anyone either, what if he’s gone out of it? perhaps it’s time to put his talents to the test; with the person who hates him most, no less. if he can charm her, he can charm anyone. ❞

[superscourge]

I imagine that everyone in the Swap who could have been friends with Sonic aren't, and hate his guts, a lot.

Like Tails was saved by Sonic in canon, but since he is an impressionable kid, he is either Sonic's sidekick (cause Canon helped him, no idea if Swap would do the same), Eggman's sidekick (cause of his intelligence), or Sonata's sidekick (cause he actually cares about people, so he took him in as his sibling). In any of these scenarios, Tails will be a menace to society (the kid literally builds weapons, he definitely is a menace)

Knuckles was told Sonic was the bad guy, which is true, but Eggman definitely gave him trust issues as soon as he betrayed him. Probably why Knuckles was so skeptical of Sonata until actually seeing Sonic. Might of given him some hope for an actual friendship or some sort of found family since his was gone.

Amy definitely thought she was gonna "Meet the love of her life" only to meet the blue blur and immediately go "No thanks, I'll find someone else!" She would probably chase Sonata around for a while, not like she did with Sonic in canon, more like a younger sister trying to keep up with him and learn from him. Sonata definitely would even call her his little sis.

To put it simply, so many allies of canon Sonic wouldn't be allies with Swap Sonic, they would be his enemies, while most of them would be friends with Sonata.

i love thinking abt this but in the context of roleswap sonic finding out that theyre all his friends in another universe, but in his own universe, theyre all friends with sonata instead. god its like. its like he turns into the scourge of his universe in a way

[emerald-cloud23]

eugh, ive got this one very vague au idea from a year ago that wont leave me be.

its evil lloyd & morro in the role of the green ninja. morro is still the master of wind, lloyd is still the master of energy (the energy meant for the green ninja). everyone (the ninja at least) is 17-19 years old and morro and lloyd live at the same time. lloyd is actually doing really good at darkleys in terms of his grades and stuff and as a result some people prefer to hang around him because they hope theyll be safe near the kid of the worst man alive (ppl like brad tudabone and gene). lloyd is absolutely ruthless and a total menace to society. during the events of s1 lloyd and his little group unleashed the hypnobrai without being spotted/found by the ninja but theyll encounter each other when the fangpyre are at ed n ednas junkyard. wu obviously didnt bother telling his students about the fact that his brother had a wife and kid and, even worse, none of them (including wu) knew he also had elemental powers.

but like thats all i have for it :( i cant come up with more because as much as i looove the idea of lloyd being evil (i got another au where hes evil but its against his will (mind controlled)) i just suck at actually making him bad. i tend to fall back into my oc aus and the fluffy cute stuff he has with them :(( tho one of those three aus has lloyd and an oc (criminal) not getting along at first and theyre just yelling at each other and fighting every single encounter but thats the most i can do for that one nfngnngngkgk im sorryyy (to myself) hes just such a baby that i want to protect from more harm..

okay okay, i do have another au but its during dotd where morro (ghost) sticks around and lloyd gets so angered by pythor that he turns into an oni and cant turn back.. yeah thats about it for that one too hdnfnf its an idea i got while listening to sleep token last year im sorry (no im not sorry) and at the end of the song he finally breaks out of it (but also mildly injures himself in the process)

how do you do evil lloyd aus without feeling bad about it, i dont want to feel like this, i wanna make an au where hes the batshit insane one for once

[gwalch-mei]

gawaincelot 3 17 18 :)

ough thank you for the ask!! 3. are they into PDA? who intiates most? they want to be able to show PDA so bad but their relationship is supposed to be under wraps a bit. But if they were able to freely? its gawain 100% hes very into casual touch like resting his head on lancelots shoulder (he has to stand on his toes for this lmao) or casually playing with his hair or holding his hand <33 17. who is more competitive? theyre pretty much tied on that front! id imagine as some of arthurs best knights they get challenged to competitions quite often, and they both find it very fun to participate, but also. neither of them know when to back down ever they are so stubborn dsjbfhusijkpdl 18. what are they like when theyre drunk? how do they act together? and when 1 is drunk, while the other is sober? god theyre both MENACES while drunk. like. more than usual for them. lancelot is a very giggly drunk like bro is just finding literally everything funny af and becomes infinitely harder to understand bc he wont stop cackling at random shit that only someone whos shitfaced could find funny. he also likes to get up to Mischief while drunk. def the kind of person whos keys youd have to hide. hes also an extreme lightweight poor guy. gawain is a very clingy over emotional drunk who will not hesitate to cry at the slightest inconvenience (he drops his goblet of wine and laments for several minutes) hes a bit easier to manage than lancelot bc if you get him comfy and give him food hell stay put unless someone ropes him into something. then its all over for you. Together they are just. truly the worst. im talking you cannot take your eyes off them even for a SECOND or they will have committed various crimes or are doing stupid shit like trying to drunkenly spar in the middle of banquets, which causes a scene and they get escorted out back to their chambers <3. or they just start being a lil gay. its a miracle people dont know theyre together they dont hide it well drunk. if lancelot is drunk but gawain is sober gawain spends the whole night Stressed trying to keep lancelot from putting himself or others in danger by being just an overall menace to society whos trying to start fights. if its just gawain whos drunk things are a little more calm as he usually just wants to cuddle and then sleep and lancelot is happy to indulge that <3 god thats so cute i need to draw it. holy shit i did not mean to write this much good lord lsdjfhusdijk but thank u again for the ask!!

[gstringsurvivor]

the guy i want has hit on multiple girls and to one of them hasnt even texted although he asked for her number repeatedly. i hate gemini men theyre all gorgeous looking and a fucking menace to the society

[padfootastic]

Day 1 - Prongsfoot Week 2023

massive thanks to the lovely Jen for organising another wonderful event for us!!! you're the best <3

What are the first 5 things that pop to mind when you think about Prongsfoot?

oooh okay, okay, not as easy as u think, this one. because the only thing that pops into mind when i think about pf is like. cacophonous screaming. incoherence. a teenage fangirl running around a room, arms waving madly, mind lost in the obsession. im uh. a bit unhinged for j&s, if u couldnt tell so far lol. but i'll try.

soulmates. in every world, they're connected to each other and they'll find each other. it's a comforting thought precisely because of how tragic canon j/s is.

unattainable. both of individually, and together, are so far out of most people's leagues its not even funny. they're an intimidatingly attractive couple, and they're almost always in the middle of an inside joke that no one else understands. their friendship is inherently exclusionary and it doesnt bother them at all

affectionate beyond belief. gosh they're a public menace. in any decent society, they'd get locked up for obscenity and 'offending sensibilities' and 'outraging the modesty of people' etc etc bc theyre SO all over each other all the time. its a problem.

jigsaw puzzle. they fit like one, filling in each other's cracks perfectly. at any given time, they're what the other needs, and both consciously and subconsciously at that. seeing them together is a treat bc they're so in sync its almost unreal. even...magical, one could say ;)

larger than life. they're not. a real couple ykno? its not a relationship you'd want in reality, nor does it make sense for that to happen. it's fantastical and amazing and not constrained by practical concerns. u dont have to worry yourself with minor issues bc these two are just. *that* intertwined. i dont know how to explain this one properly haha but just know, they're not a relatable couple nor do they try to be.

[0-kuki-0]

Genshin Headcanons: Sibling Edition!

Traveler: has a burning passion for stealing all your clothes, big or small Theyre theirs now.

Aether: If you don’t label your food before you put it in the fridge, it’s his. Whether it’s a jar of pickles, or leftover cake, he’ll finish the whole thing in one sitting.

Lumine: wakes you up by death metal screaming in the shower and her annoying ass alarm.

Paimon: starts fights and then runs behind you because aw hell nah I ain’t fighting that bitch- she did once break your wrist when you were younger though so uH.

Amber: insists she’s not touching you, tells the worst best jokes, and will bring you bugs to show them off. Her favorites are scorpions it’s horrifying. Also has a pet bunny you share, his name is Philanthropy because you wouldn’t let her name him the Baron.

Noelle: she’s the sweetest sister ever. Baked your birthday cake, and it was delicious you almost cried. She also teaches you how to clean and broke a harbingers face open for attempting to enhance in combat with you. She scares and cares for you. Double edged sword.

Kaeya: Gave himself a mullet in the bathroom at your middle school, and has no sense of direction. You are his google maps. You spend everything nights talking shit and trying to get him not to steal your expensive perfume/cologne/teabags.

Diluc: Had no sense of style for a good while so you had to pick out his clothes for the longest time. If he can’t figure out an outfit he just robs your closet.

Lisa: exclusively shops at book stores and introduced you to several wlw books. You think she has a crush on Jean, but every timer you ask she smiles scarily. Good anime recommendations tho.

Venti: steals alcohol and bribes you with his iPod to get you not to snitch to your parents. Is also the only one with a car so you rely on him for transportation.

Jean: will fuck any of these bitches up in your defense. Doesn’t matter who or why they’re free game for pissed off older sister. Golden child syndrome and has higher expectations of herself then Mt Everest.

Barbara: purposely uses her hydro vision to make her rain drop win the race. Will win any bet you make with her and enforces a heavy interest fee. Also sings in the shower, and will kiss your bruises to make you feel better before bandaging.

Rosaria: owns serval copies of ‘Art of War’, books that discusses women’s suffrage through out history and where there rights stand now, and could kill a man with her pinkie. She also loses horrifically at uno though so she’s not that cool.

Klee: helps you make bombs to prank her siblings (Jean, Albedo, Razor). Also is the only reason you passed chemistry, but we don’t ask about why she knows those formulas.

Diona: use to spend her nights making complex cocktails for you to try with whatever is in the fridge. The best one was half milk, quarter apple juice, quarter orange and a hint of cranberry.

Razor: the younger sibling who brings you a bunch of random shit because he wants your approval. You’ll fuck up anyone who makes the baby sad.

Eula: if anyone fucks with you, they fuck with her. She terrified the majority of mondstadt citizens into leaving you the fuck alone. Please share your expensive tea set with her girly needs to relax. She also takes you ice fishing but it’s really just her diving into dragonspine lakes and catching them bear handed.

Bennett: absolute menace to society. This is the third time you’ve accidentally burnt down the kitchen. MAKING CEREAL. The two of you watch movie marathons together though, and you’ve trained him to be less chaotic for headpats.

Fischl: Your best friend. Doesn’t matter if you’re siblings the two of you talk so much shit together and so fancily too… it’s great. She also has a great taste in metal music.

Sucrose: is the only one you trust to dye and take care of your hair besides Aether. She has the most complicated but best hair care routine you’ll ever know. Her skincare too??? Immaculate.

Albedo: likes to show off your baby photos, and has a collection of photos of the two of you over the years. Also taught you basic Alchemy, and teaches you how therapeutic art is. Also would slowly close the fridge and try to balance the light switch with you.

Fakebedo: taught you combat and likes to take you out to throw rocks at passing bystanders. Venti fears you because whenever he tries to throw them back at him you appear with Diona held above your head. Instant god repellent.

Mona: You have a schedule of when to bring her food and will not hesitate to break into this mf’s house. You’ve done it once before.

Timmy: you might’ve broken Kaeya’s nose for fucking with your little brother. Only you can bully him, no one else.

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Here’s the Mondstadt edition! Have a nice day y’all! :D

[shanti-ashant-hai]

now because my mom is bffs with the principal... i get some inside scoop about school stuff

and theyre talking about the new student body and guess what

ayesha's gonna be head girl confirmed (we all knew that tho, she's iconic) my brother... is gonna... be discipline incharge????????? there was shit about 'are its nice because shanti is also discipline incharge na, so he'll be carrying on her legacy'

ITS LIKE THEY WANT THE DISCIPLINE IN CHARGES TO BE THE MOST UNHINGED AND INDISCIPLINED PPL WTF MAAM WHAT LEGACY I AM A MENACE TO SOCIETY

[mashed-tots]

ok so like. im absolutely Obsessed with Darren atm and want this man carnally so. i made a self insert oc to date him ajheejdjnd

Notes on Carmine:

the manager at Woaba Boba lmfao

horny menace to society

rbf

loud and stupid as shit

does not take shit does not want to deal with it

went to college for an art degree but had to drop out due to mental health issues (suicide attempt)

was placed in the psyche ward for awhile after

wants to go back to college again some day and is currently saving money to do just that

has a semicolon tattoo

hates their original hair color (red)

presents mostly androgynous

is feminine and perfectly okay with that

likes their body as it is/doesnt want any gender affirmation hormones or procedures

mostly wears blacks, grays, and whites

clothing style is usually wearing smaller amounts of clothes (i.e. shorts and tank tops)

doesnt mind other clothes but he prefers less heavy clothes

ADHD, depression, anxiety, autistic

older than both Leilah and Darren but has been mistaken for Leilah and Darren's child MULTIPLE TIMES

5'4 (as of now i've decided Darren is 6'2 and Leilah is 5'8)

has definitely killed someone before

Dynamic between Carmine, Darren, and Leilah:

first things first ig Darren is into purple haired bitches 👀

Carmine is perfectly okay with Darren and Leilah dating

actually theyre all dating eachother ur honor

Carmine and Leilah are qpr tho. so like. theyre not dating. but theyre partners

Leilah is cisfem she/her biromantic asexual and Darren is cismasc he/him bisexual graysexual btw

seeing the three of them together is kind of hilarious bc they all have a completely different aesthetic so its like you have emo whore, greasy grumpy man, and cottage core goddess

Carmine absolutely has tumblr humor and reads fanfiction and anytime he says anything even remotely cursed or questionable it will drive Darren up the wall it is SO funny

once explained the entirety of the abo troupe to Leilah and Darren using a slideshow that lasted two hours and needless to say they (mainly Darren) did not come out of it the same