#this dog exhausts me

[tocourtdisaster]

My alarm went off to take the dog out just before six and I discovered that not only had the dog pooped in the bathroom at some point in the night, but she had also stepped in it and dragged it onto my bedroom carpet and her dog bed. I just spent 30 minutes spot cleaning the carpet, spraying the bed, and wiping down the bathroom floor, and now I’m going back to bed.

[sensitiveheartless]

One Summer Day

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

happy pride month

[temeyes]

not feeling too well today, so just some quick busts for now

[strangersatellites]

AU where steve and eddie are neighbors and pet parents to furry friends who are near replicas of themselves.

eddie is a dog dad to a massive doberman named zeus who wears a chain for a collar and has a permanently angry face. despite his appearance and general demeanor, zeus is a scaredy cat when it comes to other animals. eddie is always worried leaving him behind with his friends. scared that their own pets are going to make zeus nervous the whole time he’s gone and that he’s going to get even more shy as a result.

steve is the proud owner of a beautiful white persian cat with the prettiest blue eyes named charlotte. she’s picky with her food and very selective with who she decides she likes. so far, steve and robin are her favorites and every pet sitter steve has ever chosen was quickly on her shit list. every other animal she’s even met is too. even down to robin’s fish. that lives in a tank. and can’t bother her.

one day steve asks eddie if he could pet sit while steve’s gone back home for the weekend. tells him he has a cat who is too prissy for her own good and will probably be so dramatic if she doesn’t like something that he does. eddie laughs and he agrees but warns him he has a dog that’s kind of shy, but says he can keep them separated for a couple of days. steve drops charlotte off with her pink floor pillow and her food and his fingers crossed that he doesn’t get a call that she’s not eating within the hour.

when steve returns, having heard nothing from eddie all weekend, he’s beyond surprised when eddie answers the door with a smile and a “you’re not gonna believe this.”

he walks into eddie’s apartment and finds zeus curled up in his bed asleep and charlotte curled against his side peeking at steve and eddie with her head tilted.

against all odds, zeus and charlotte quickly become inseparable and steve and eddie do too.

au august day 5: pet sitters

[ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch]

Some fandoms and otome game creators "forgetting" y/n isn't just fem aligned and y/n is everyone, and y/n isn't some straight brown haired white woman and other people exist:

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And still, some writers on here tag it as #male reader. And make the character have female pronouns,wear a dress, talk about them having big boobs. Like theirs already not a lot of masculine aligned y/ns in stories so stop using #gender neutral reader or #male reader if you're so fucking clearly making it a women 💀🙏.

[geothebio]

Skippy is fully healed from his neuter and has settled in very well! he’s a super fast learner (we’re still working on potty training) and he loves to fight with Ginger lmao

also, we’re waiting on results for Skippy’s Embark dna test! i’m hoping to find some siblings/relatives that came from the same place

[prettyboy-remi]

[addysfandomdump]

Okay can someone who's been following the funny anime superhero show for its entire 10 year run please tell me why everyone is reacting so negatively to the final chapters because while I don't really enjoy them either I don't find them all that bad?? I've only recently gotten back into it since my old phase when I was like, 10. And I've caught up. But I don't really get everyone's reactions and I feel like I would only understand if I had been following the series for a while.

[cordeliawhohung]

simon x reader fluff brutally interrupted by Price x Reader x Mrs. Price x Simon thoughts.

think of it like leftovers but everything isn't fucked

[soutsuji]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TSUJIMURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More versions under the cut

[sidetongue]

oh look, he returns

[flowerakatsuka]

what if we were cute little dogs and also in love? 😊💕 ( kuroba's a border collie btw! )

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

my mom's dog got prescribed a nsaid recently and she's had a really bad stomach reaction to it over the past 24 hours and i'm super worried she's gonna die 😢😢😢 i'm so upsetttttttt. i hate this! i hate it a lot!

[yearningfortheend]

//Today's Beastzai is...

...miserable.

[gregoftom]

MAYBE I GOT MINE  BUT YOU’LL [ALL] GET YOURS