#this game is stupid

[brilliantsmiles]

Side order is going to make me cry

[pickleprickle]

I'm entirely too excited about marring a fictional character in a game.

[ltleflrt]

God I fucking hate the Winter Palace part of DAI. Hate it hate it hate it bite bite bite snarl 🤬

Why is the political intrigue necessary? I hate the whole idea of the Inquisition, so much politics, so little world saving.

In Origins, you had to go gather your allies to fight a world ending threat and then do the Landsmeet, and I feel like Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts is trying to recapture that.  But the thing about the Landsmeet is that all that political intrigue directly affects YOU, THE WARDEN.  Loghain betrayed YOU.  His betrayal made the world ending threat worse for YOU.  After he betrays Cailan, he plasters wanted posters all over with your face on it.  And on top of that, your companion, who may be your bestie or your lover, has a personal stake in the Landsmeet.  Alistair hates Loghain for killing Duncan and Cailan--his half brother--and depending on how you handle Loghain, Alistair may decide he hates YOU.  And there’s also a chance of putting your bestie slash lover on the throne.

These are all VERY PERSONAL STAKES.

In DA2, there’s noises made about Hawke potentially becoming Viscount, and even though that’s not really fleshed out, it’s still something that DIRECTLY AFFECTS YOU.

The Winter Palace shit? I don’t know these people.  I don’t give a fuck about the empress of a country I don’t live in.  There are zero personal stakes.  No matter who comes out on top in that whole situation, the Inquisition fucking handles it as if nothing happens.  Consequences different for the next game, maybe, but like, if it doesn’t make me feel like oh fuck this is going to hurt me or my friends directly, then WHAT. IS. THE. POINT. OF. THIS????

i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game

[vacantgodling]

WOW.

239 hours on mercy and this is my

FIRST

potg as her.

[superstupendoussims]

OH COME ON!

[apricote]

it's so weird that billie had the mean trait but they were never actually that mean??? at least to their family members. i think it's bc they had the loyal trait because meanwhile fen insults his mom and siblings 24/7 and i have to intervene before he destroys the entire relationship 😩 i think they all have the festering grudge sentiment with him except alisa and sammy lmao

[werewolf-transgenderism]

terfs celebrating that the international chess federation has banned trans women from competing in women's FIDE competitions, because it's sooooooo feminist to argue that women are so biologically inferior and nowhere near as smart as men and thus can't play chess on the same level. girl that's not feminism that's literally just misogyny

[duskwoodgirl4life]

Why the fuck as the second option suddenly changed to a different language?? What sorcery is this

[coffeenonsense]

gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"

[glitchedcosmos]

A learning opportunity

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[punkitt-is-here]

swear to god ever since bethesda started writing fallout games ive been like this

[zosanbrainrot]

part 2 of Zoro in WCI

01 02 03 04

I tried to write something to sum up my thoughts on this, but then it got longer and longer and tbh I'm itching to write a fic set in this AU djjdkf I think I could develop on their inner feelings more than in the comic form

Before posting the first part I didn't realize people had such strong opinions on how this would play out lmaooo

imo, of course Zoro wants to fight Sanji, not with actual intent to harm (they threaten each other on the daily, come on), but because that's how they are together, how they communicate. He respects Luffy's decisions and their goal here, which is to learn what's really going on with Sanji, but he's gonna be pissy about it all he wants. They both have so many intense and conflicted feelings about this and neither has any idea how to resolve them. So they fight.

ofc yall are free to headcanon this interaction any other way you want <333

[carnybytes]

its a big one

[kieran-granola]

Let's-give-Bruce-a-heart-attack plan, in which all the Bats team up to get their identities "exposed"

As in, they go out in civvies with suits underneath their clothes, Clark Kent-style, except all of the suits are obviously wrong.

Tim gets exposed as Spoiler. Jason is spotted changing into Black Bat's uniform. Cass blinks innocently when someone points out the Robin top peeking out from underneath her clothes. Damian gets recorded, voice deadpan in a Batman suit size 14 yo like, "It's hard work being the Protector of Gotham, especially for as long as I've been doing it, but someone has to be there for the people."

Bruce is in Hell.

And he doesn't know what he's done to deserve this, but thankfully, he has an idea to get them to stop.

...Turns out Wonder Woman's skirt and boots make his calves look fantastic.