#this is A JOKE

[horny-pink-kiwi]

We aren't horny enough on my selfies anymore. I gotta start posting ass and bulge again bc I need the thirst notes to live

[a-weepin-willow]

”But how did the party make it all the way to the king without Siffrin? There are a bunch of keys you need to backtrack for!”

Isabeau who spent three hours on each door punching the lock up by force with his bare hands: With great difficulty!

[katiky-png]

minecraft redstoners are so hot when they go like ‘i cant build !!??’

*hits you with that flawless deepfrost citadel hits you with that magestic massive armchair hits you with that super cool build*

[highfiveheroes]

fantasy high fanfic writer support group needed. reblog if u agree

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

This Friday (or Thursday depending on time zones) is Izutsumi day. Celebrations include:

Izutsumi

Watching Delicious in Dungeon

Izutsumi

Consumption of snacks that Izutsumi would approve of

Izutsumi

Not getting overly excited by her presence in the anime

Izutsumi

Info dumping to anyone about Delicious in Dungeon

Izutsumi

[nwqxx]

i wonder how Agent Curt Mega would feel knowing there's this popular actor whose name is exactly like his

[ferronickel]

Deltarune Theory: There is no Knight, darkners are just now finding about about night time and are confused.

[lunarcorvid]

fallout girlies (gender neutral) will be like "this is my man 🥰💞" and will show you a literal piece of beef jerky

[strebcr]

Multimuse blogs muse lists be like

[brainrot-goes-brrrrrr]

The Amazing Digital Circus is just I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream with fun colors and marketable plushies

(I have not seen this show)

[jaypentaghast]

I keep thinking about how TV show Crowley really has stronger principles than me, because if the love of my life told me to help them run an evil institution so that we could be together forever I would have folded faster than origami paper

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Tony: Remember when Pepper made a romantic dinner for me? Rhodey: Tones, she microwaved you a pizza.

[treethebot]

Blitzwing telling you to keep yourself safe <3

[naanznommz]

And here, we have the "Average artest'

look at this overworked, depressed specimen, in it's natural habitat, inside in it's own mind...

Interesting specimen indeed

[clownjoints]

︵　⏖　sampo & the rock graphics

—　f2u w credit　╱　day 1 of @lavendergalactic ’s event ; a crackship

　❝　ITS MAY 5TH I PROMISE ITS ONLY 17:04!!!!!! this was so rushed but i wanted to do this cause this thought in my brain made me laugh and wanted it to be a reality

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!