#this is a whole ass whale
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dinovember day 16: basilosaurus 🌭
#prehistoric#paleontology#dinovember2023#basilosaurus#im not gonna tag it as dinosaur atp#like i get pterosaurs or whatever also arent but#this is a whole ass whale
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we were fucking ROBBED
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#the only ssr i'll whale for#oh my god i loved this update. holy shit#got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later#in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not#the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that#don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore#i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase#not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE#also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it#anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE#(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING#also i cannot believe#i cannot BELIEVE#that the plan is actually literally#defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him#HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS#malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros
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them having this tense encounter/chase with the eye workers then phil just comes in with the steel chair POCKET WHALE
#qsmp#pactw#fitmc#philza#qsmp clips#yay vodwatching time#phil dragging around a group of octopi on leads then whipping out a whole ass whale out of his pocket
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And lo! in the month of darkness
And lo! his name destroyed
And lo! he still whispers in silence
And lo! he went into the void
The blood ran out, and I became a god.
#dishonored fanart#dishonored#dishonored 2#the outsider#death of the outsider#my wip art#my art#i defended my whole ass phd thesis and came home and my brain is so dead#therefore i tried to paint an underwater light thing?#i'm crazy#anyway drowned outsider motifs my beloved#make this dead child wetter and sadder#keep him perpetually underwater#if whales are going to sing your god to sleep for eternity make him swim a bit#blood#death#violence
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Don't blame me, I had a vision this morning.
#I had to learn a whole-ass video editing program within the span of a few hours to make this#this is just meant to be a silly lil vid not meant to jab at anyone#please god don't let this start drama#vtuber#buffpup#bao the whale#snuffy#cottontailva#numi#Onigiri#filian#ArtsyVRC
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genuinely wondering why some players play genshin if not for fun… like it’s literally a game it’s not that serious….
#for context#sometimes i coop the azdaha domain for fun#and like most times people play like … normally ? i guess you can say#but sometimes you run into those AR 60 long time players or those like east asian whales#u know what i mean#and like they’re obviously cooping this domain for fun like do u rlly think they need help ☠️#so sometimes they bring low level characters ir even lvl 1 characters#bc why the fuck not u play every character in the game enough times they get boring so u play a character u never play#even if it’s like lvl 1#which is besides the point#bc this persons level c6 diluc has better stats than like 70% of the genshin playerbase#like i went to check this person diluc#has 2k atk 60/160~% cr/cdmg#like also even if the diluc has ASS dmg#it doesn’t matter bc there’s literally 3 other people in a coop domain#you telling me you’re not confident enough in your builds to solo this giant lizard#me personally i know any of my dps’s solo this domain any day#unless i’m playing healer or support#idc if the whole fucking team dies bc i know i can do it myself#this girl rlly was like ‘level 1 diluc’#and just holding us hostage in character select#like BRUH JUST STFU AND PLAY DUDE#so i reply why does it matter this is for fun#and she goes#do you think this is fun?#THIS IS A GAME ????????#WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IF NOT FOR FUN 😭😭😭#even if we fail the challenge we can just play again???#i fucking swear genshin players (derogatory)#delete later
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What about Project Moon genderswap Captain Ahab too?
anon I hope you know this concept is making me Scream
#watch out kromer the new contender for “most unhinged limbus woman” is in town#I hope they make this happen. please#fuck it genderbend the whale too while they're at it#ahab and ishmael should have the gayest fucking fight in the world please and thank you#like ishmael thinks she died but she lived somehow#(woman literally Too Angry To Die)#and she's still obsessed with the whale and it makes ishmael take a long hard look at herself#idk the way they've been characterising ishmael so far with her relentless search for other survivors#and the whole “as long as that bastard is still alive” thing#to me at least feels like she's unintentionally repeating the cycle#I hope her chapter allows her to start properly mourning at least#especially if the One Survivor Besides Her is the asshole who started the whole thing#idk I haven't read moby dick properly nor is ishmael my biggest blorbo I could be talking out of my ass#asks#limbus company#ishmael likers give me your wisdom 🙏🙏🙏
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Had an emergency come up at work 😭
#some girl called and she sounded so shaken up and was trying to get in contact with her sister#I know how it feels :(#i remember when my sister didn’t show up for work one time and she usually is one to text me in the morning or call but she didn’t#and I’d been calling her for hours i probably left over 50 missed calls#and I told my mom about it and she tried calling her as well but had no luck#and my mom went on and told the whole family 😭#so I was ready to leave work just to go over to her apartment to make sure that she was alive 😭#it was just outside of her character to not say anything to me like that and her showing up for work made me worry even more#then my boss came in and saw my crybaby ass whaling and she pulled up the voicemail that my sis left saying that she was calling off ajajaj#I felt sm relief but it was still so worrying#I’m glad that the girl who called sister is alright since her bf opened it and then she also came to the door#it looks like they were sleep but I told her to call her sister since she sounded like she was about to cry 🚶🏾♀️#we aren’t aloud to go into these ppl apartments#all we can do is knock if there is an emergency#and if we can’t get ahold of the person we just have to let the other party know that they’d have to call the police themselves 🗿#rambling
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Also because i hurt my shoulder on work time i am starting hydrotherapy on Tuesday and i live so far from the ocean that the only bathers i have a sort of decorative ones and ive been casually meaning to buy a long sleeved one piece but its not really mattered and now it matters but no one in this 3 degree ditch of a city bloody sells them now do they!?!?
#why are bathing suits so difficult for women!!!#if you get longsleeves from a sorta big surf company your whole ass is gonna be hanging out#i did find a us company that has sorta boyleg cut longsleeve suits with fabric printed like a whale sharks skin that i enjoy greatly#but its expensive and weeks away in the US
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my sincerest condolences. godspeed soldier
THANK YOU THEYRE DEARLY APPRECIATED
#IM LAUGHING SO HARD I FINISHED TYPING THAT WHOLE RANT AND RELOADED MY NOTIFCATIONS TO SEE THIS 😭😭😭 TY WHALE#why. why do they keep doing this to him. he’s demonstrably one of their most popular characters right now#the only reason we got the mini series was bc he won a tournament against 15 other story pitches!!!!!#why do we keep fucking him the moment our backs are turned#the funniest thing to me is that last time this happened (they put him on the suicide squad and teased another dumb relationship)#they revealed it was his clone match and people rejoiced. and now this moment which was clear meant to convince yj!animated fans to read#comics (which they won’t) and now everyone’s begging for it to be a fake out again . hilarious. dc PLEASE hire a lore consultant even marvel#kicking your ass at this point <- notoriously inconsistent w lore and continuity
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I mean like here's the thing rank A is pretty difficult to get - i think i managed to just unlock 75k as the max for Mika, like. Last month. And i hit 70k fans with him yesterday. But whatever, right, i'd have sooner said rank B or, bc it's twt, have a fanacc that's older than x months or whatever. Someone said "do a quiz" which seems cute, too. But then also "you must own x amount of merch already" is like. 💀 sounds like a pyramid scheme at that point
#but we're not surprised bc lisaw is a literal whale so i assume she doesn't think spending a fortune on merch is a big deal#my balkan ass can't relate i spent 7kn (less than a whole dollar) on hypmic and it still keeps me up at night#and OFFICIAL merch at that#i don't think official merch even ships to here even if i could afford it
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When I say I’m obsessed with Arknights, this is what I mean
#I had a mini whale phase right around the time they lifted the sanity refresh cap#and I think that was also around the time the first summer event dropped so I had a surplus of mats#so I was like “why not? might as well E2 my whole roster#and yeah there was some regret cause the endless grinding required to do this is not something I recommend#I also needed to organize my Operators by level since this was before the nifty menu sort they have now#but since the introduction of modules and operator records I’ve had to level some folks up to match#some operators are at E2L1 because I keep them there until they reach 200 trust#it’s another holdover from when i needed to keep track of who needed trust grinding or not#and that was before they showed trust right there on the menu LOL#anyway I don’t go this hard anymore and I’m missing like 5 operators#but that’s fine cause I’m poor and they’ll probably spook me when I pull for Ling this week idk LOL#and yes SilverAsh is my only max level 6 star cause he’s the only one who came home that many times to be max pot#so I guess his bougie ass deserves it idk#明日方舟#arknights
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i keep hoping that ovw2's battlepass will trigger a greater conversation abt how generally absurd this monetization model is across all mainstream f2p games and yet 🦗🦗🦗 lmao
#im very thankful that i have a (what i want to believe is lol-- 🧿) secure job and even i think normalizing these models is gross#its just ruining multiplayer gaming man#i keep seeing ppl be like 'im ok with a battlepass actually but--' and im like shhh no.#bc this is what happens. ovw2 is what happens.#if im paying $10 for additional content it should be unlocked immediately. why am i paying.. for the chance to grind for said content.#which is - to my knowledge - further restricted to a specific time frame! why are we normalizing this!#why are we locking *whole-ass characters* behind a paywall#''because money'' (yes i know it was a rhetorical question)#like yes i could pay $10-$20 for a pass or a skin but why??#and im guilty of impulse buying things my friends know this but i refuse to be a whale LMAO#i know those are certainly a lot of words leave me beeee#xangoeswah
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“In old Norse times, the thrones of the sea-loving Danish kings were fabricated, saith tradition, of the tusks of the narwhale.”
Neat.
Sorry to narwhal of course.
But definitely thinking about Vikings interacting with narwhals.
#ashleybenlove posts#Whale Weekly#Moby-Dick#Also wasn't there a whole ass episode of Futurama about a narwhal?
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hi!! i really love your blog: i usually stay silent and only like the posts but i thought today should be the day i request something!
would you be open to write a social media au with lando Norris x y/n where the reader is a marine biologist? or a surfer? or something ocean-related lmao
feel free to disregard this request if you don’t like it or don’t have time!! xx
just add water | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x fem reader
first fish ruined his appetite, now they steal his girlfriend?
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yourusername: perks of the job but back on shore i clock in to my full time job of missing lando
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user1: can we have the hair routine cause miss ma'am is in the sea every damn day and her hair is still healthier than mine
user2: REAL
landonorris: f1 is just my day job, talking about you is my passion and career
yourusername: babe even the whales in monterey bay know about you
landonorris: they better be mclaren fans
yourusername: eh i think i heard super max (whale edition) the other day
maxverstappen1: conquered all of f1 and the seven seas so real of me
landonorris: THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING THE RISING OCEAN TEMPERATURES ARE FRYING THEIR BRAINS
yourusername: babe don't joke about that :(
landonorris: sorry :(
oscarpiastri: can you please come to the next race i may put my head through a wall if i have to watch this man go through his camera roll again RETELLING me all of the stories
yourusername: didn't realise we were so annoying 🧐
oscarpiastri: don't get me wrong you guys are cute but sometimes i wanna nap after practice in peace and not hear about whale shit
landonorris: i SEE HOW IT IS
alexalbon: no oscar is right i've heard about when had a baby seal on her surfboard about seven billion times
yourusername: HEY that was cute
user3: okay but lando could talk to ME about y/n's adventures
user4: i want to hear ALL of it for real
user5: lando and y/n podcast when?
alexalbon: do not give them ideas they’re already number one and two yappers in the international waffling championship
yourusername: yapper and proud 😤
landonorris: healthy relationship communications and boundaries? no. yappers? yes!
alexalbon: has anyone ever told you guys you’re annoying?
yourusername: yes 😃
user6: they’re so annoying i love them
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landonorris: does this girl own a pair of trousers? real question.
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user8: i actually don't think i've ever seen a man this down bad
user9: ALL men should aspire to be this whipped
yourusername: i wish you would join the no trouser revolution, give the girlies something to look at
user10: i agree
yourusername: okay back up babe that ass is all mine
landonorris: it's okay babe you can admire your (my) ass all the time if you come home PLS
yourusername: sorry babe the ocean doesn't sleep and the whales need me
landonorris: but i need you too :(
maxverstappen1: WAH WAH I'M SICK OF YOUR FUCKING WHINING
alexalbon: THANK YOU FINALLY
landonorris: erm why am i being victimised in my own comment section
maxverstappen1: you are doing my fucking nut in mate yeha i get you miss her but kinda your fault for having a cool gf with a cool job
yourusername: omg thanks 😊
landonorris: Y/N???
yourusername: babe no offence but he's a three time world champ i'm gonna take the compliment
landonorris: i guess so :(
user10: just one normal comment section, please that is all i ask for
oscarpiastri: maybe i should get on this whole j.peg business cause my photography is doing some heavy lifting here
yourusername: i didn't take you for a stunt queen miss rookie
landonorris: where is the peace, love and positivity ?? you guys are such haters
oscarpiastri: proudly
yourusername: no cool shells for you mr piastri
oscarpiastri: I TAKE IT BACK
landonorris: you people are such flip flops
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yourusername: i promise we do actually do work
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user14: why am i now considering a marine biology degree for a sick ass instagram feed
user15: and protecting the sanctity of ocean life?
user14: yeah sure throw that in there too?
landonorris: i hope you slapped the FUCK out of that stingray for steve irwin
yourusername: babe we all know violence is not the answer
landonorris: you said you'd break the knee caps of any driver that took me out?
yourusername: i do not recall this
landonorris: steve irwin is a national treasure, you should've done it for oscar
oscarpiastri: i'm sure it wasn't that exact stingray mate
landonorris: you don't know that
danielricciardo: i see you've forgotten about the other aussie you were teammates with ???
yourusername: i wouldn't have that if i were you daniel
landonorris: y/n??? you're meant to be on my side
yourusername: say sorry to larry and maybe i'll gang up on daniel with you
danielricciardo: Y/N???
landonorris: i'm sorry larry ... and daniel i guess ?
danielricciardo: if my hand weren't broken right now...
user16: okay i think lando is having y/n withdrawals
yourusername: his bitchiness is a symptom of separation anxiety
landonorris: sorry not sorry
user17: mclaren pr praying for y/n to come to a race soon
maxverstappen1: p says pretty please can she bagsy the pink shells?
yourusername: most definitely she can !! i'll even be on the look out for more
maxverstappen1: thank you y/n you're my favourite - p
yourusername: that's it i'm coming home rn
landonorris: am i a joke to you?
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landonorris: reunited and it feels so good oh and a double podium, pretty sweet
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user21: obsessed with how lando said that y/n is clearly his lucky charm and the "dumbass" ocean won't be getting his girlfriend back
user22: there's levels to hating and lando's level of hating on the ocean??
user23: his hatred of fish makes so much more sense right now
user24: either he hates anything to do with the ocean or y/n convinced him they deserve to live 😭
landonorris: i'll say it's number one but realistically it's two greatly helped by the fact that it tastes gross anyway
yourusername: I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU
landonorris: i know hhehehehehehehe
yourusername: i love you stupid
landonorris: i love you too dummy
yourusername: as much as i enjoyed this race i am ready for home time (after karaoke, you promised me karaoke with yuki)
landonorris: AHAHAHAAH TAKE THAT OCEAN Y/N COMING HOME
alexalbon: bro has beef with the ocean 😭
georgerussell63: bro had to share his gf with WATER 😭
maxverstappen1: bro is being ... torn apart here KEEP GOING LOL
oscarpiastri: no keep going cause i just want a nap before debrief and some people are being WAY TOO LOUD
carlossainz55: i think that's probably why you guys are getting away with bullying the little goblin
user25: oscar out here just confirming that lando and y/n are ... for lack of a better word up to no good?
user26: y/n didn't lie when she called him a stunt queen
landonorris: i can't hear y'all LALALALALALA
yourusername: they hate us because they ain't us
landonorris: period 💅
user27: i hate (love) them your honour
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yourusername: so he had the whole proposal planned out but got a bit too excited at suzuka ... if anyone asks we got engaged on a boat in the mediterranean not in his driver's room. aside from that, HOLY FUCK I AM ENGAGED TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU LANDO I CAN'T WAIT FOR FOREVER
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user30: HOLY 😭 FUCKING 😭 SHIT 😭
landonorris: can we agree on no more like three month placements pretty please?
yourusername: baby the whales need me
landonorris: i need you more FIANCE :(
yourusername: gosh you are convincing, no more retreats for more than a month
landonorris: yay !!
yourusername: you need to put up more shelves for our shells though
landonorris: on it, i love you (i'm calling my dad to do it)
yourusername: i love you too baby
danielricciardo: enchante tease on the engagement post and for free ??? love you two
yourusername: at least you have the prettiest model ever for it
landonorris: I'M BLUSHING
danielricciardo: i'll deal with this because i'm happy for you two
mclarenf1: double podium and an engagement, suzuka really delivered this year
oscarpiastri: i guess i take back my comments about being loud in the drivers room... i'm so happy for you guys you deserve it
landonorris: ahaha i knew you were a softy really pastry boy
yourusername: i always knew you loved us really oscar, you're just sassy and we respect that
landonorris: .... sure
maxverstappen1: did he propose at sea in one final power move over his arch nemesis the ocean?
yourusername: have you considered he did it at sea because i'm a marine biologist and i love it out there and he loves me?
maxverstappen1: well now i look like an asshole
landonorris: the sea 0 - 1 lando
yourusername: lando 😭
user31: well this has all been a rollercoaster
fin.
note: i've been kinda mia on here and i'm super sorry this request has taken so long lol. wanted to get this out now though cause lando had a horrid day today but i'm glad he's okay !! enjoy, i'm in my second week of a job so might get less busy xx
#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 instagram au#f1 x you#f1#f1 social media au#lando norris insta au#lando norris x you#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris
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