Tumgik
#this is hilarious and iconic either way
paolachatters · 6 months
Text
So it's either they got married and decided to reveal it on April Fools for maximum chaos and everyone went along with it
Smosh pulled a months long prank Arasha style committing to the bit incredibly hard for maximum chaos
100 notes · View notes
seraph-draws-stuff · 6 months
Text
What a time to be a casual smosh fan. I feel like I’m watching a bunch of chickens running around with their heads cut off
91 notes · View notes
nightssideblogofshame · 10 months
Text
I love how for this event, nu: carnival really said "we have guns now! There are guns in klein!" for the cool factor and then immediately followed it with "ok the guns are gone now! The guns have been taken away 🤗 by the guards! The guards have taken all the guns away from the black market they famously have very good control over! No more guns in klein! 🤗🤗"
9 notes · View notes
moonlight-prose · 16 days
Note
smut prompt #8 for logan 👀💗
Tumblr media
forty five minutes in the closet
a/n: not me literally writing this in right where you left me ch4. hilarious and iconic timing, because i was fighting the urge to just have them fuck full on in that closet. so here's my chance to do just that. for funsies i'm shoving it into that universe. do not look at me for using that gif. i literally can't deny myself the sight.
summary: an alternative scene to what really happened in that closet.
OR wade wilson forces logan to play seven minutes in heaven. (it was longer than seven minutes if we're being honest.)
word count: 2.6k+
pairing: logan howlett x f!reader
warnings: EXPLICIT SO MINORS DNI, exhibitionism, dirty talk, logan is filthy af and we love that, spit, fingering sort of, p in v sex, quickie, rough sex, biting, he's down bad for his honey what can i say, panty gag, a formal apology for how fucking horny and unhinged this is.
Tumblr media
The closet felt smaller than intended—even as your back was pressed to the wall hard enough to feel the cracks in the drywall that stretched to the ceiling. Laughter filtered through the thin wooden door as Wade told yet another joke about shit you couldn't discern. Even if you asked him to explain, you'd still be confused come morning.
Logan leaned heavily against his side of the closet. Approximately two feet of space between you. The tips of your shoes touched his boots. The faint scent of cigar smoke still lingered from where he ripped it out and tossed it in an ashtray. You wouldn't have cared if he smoked in here. You might have asked for a puff.
He insisted on keeping the air clean in case you had to breathe.
Wade claimed you were playing seven minutes in heaven. Seven minutes of alone time with the man who made your head spin. In a proximity close enough to feel the heat of his body from where you stood. Although you'd been standing there for four minutes (you were keeping count via the watch on Logan's wrist) and the group seemed to have forgotten about the both of you entirely.
"Do you—um—know what usually happens here?"
A smile curved on his lips—eyes scrutinizing you with a look that told you he was teasing you. "Yeah. I do. I'm old, not stupid."
"I just wanted to make sure..." In a swift move you barely saw, he rose to his full height and crossed the invisible line holding the two of you on opposing sides. "Oh–"
"Honey." His voice was low, yet you felt as if he was screaming in your ear.
"Yes?" you breathed—eyes fixed on the way his chest took up your space. His flannel was stretched across it and for a moment you wondered if you started salivating at the sight.
"Are you nervous?"
Another raucous round of laughs broke through the darkness that surrounded you. But you could barely hear them over the echo of your own heart. It hammered loudly against your chest—quickening the closer he got. The more his large frame began to engulf you in a warmth you only dreamed of. You clamored to come up with a response, to flippantly push off his advance with a tease of your own.
His hands pressing on either side of your head to the wall behind you killed every ounce of bravery you had left. All your worries and thoughts about what lay on the other side of that door were extinguished. Logan leaned down, his nose brushed yours, and inhaled deep enough to steal the breath from your lungs.
"I can smell you," he rumbled. "Sweet like honey."
A searing heat built beneath your skin, burning from your cheeks down to the tips of your toes. Your mouth opened—words still fighting to be formed—but he didn't need an answer. Not when he could smell the arousal that pooled between your thighs. How you subtly shifted to find a bit of friction in the hopes of something more.
"You mind if I kiss you bub?"
A piece of you fractured in the darkness of that closet—settling comfortably in his own chest. You might ask for it back after all of this, but Logan felt his chances of you walking out as his were growing the longer this went on.
Glancing up—eyes wide and darkened with lust—you bit back the whine that crawled up the back of your throat. "They'll hear us."
He shrugged, shifting close enough for you to almost taste the whiskey off his lips. "Good."
"Logan–"
Lips pressed to your cheek, drawing a soft sigh from your parted mouth. "Somethin' tells me they're just waiting for it." His hand left the wall to trail along your waist, dipping slowly with a kiss to the corner of your lips. "And somethin' also tells me...you like that idea."
It's not as if you were entirely opposed to the idea. Actually most nights (if not every night) was spent with you imagining what it would be like to feel him this way. To be stretched with his cock so much you would feel a delicious burn.
You craved it.
He knew solely from the wanton look on your face. The way your eyes fluttered the further his hand went.
"You gonna let me in or what honey?" he cooed, fingers dipping beneath your skirt to seek out the slick that soaked the lace of your underwear.
Surely the seven minutes had run out, leaving the both of you to make a choice. Stay here and keep going for everyone to catch you. Or walk out, find a room, and continue this in private.
The thought of waiting a second longer snapped at your heels with an air of impatience you let consume you. What the fuck did it matter if they heard you getting fucked against the wall? What did it matter if you'd never live this down as long as you lived?
How could you actually think about shame when Logan's fingers were pressed against your dripping cunt, seeking out your clit through the thin fabric that divided you.
Sagging against the wall with a soft moan, you gripped his flannel in your fist and yanked his lips to yours. He groaned, falling into your body and effectively pinning you to the wall, as his tongue met yours. And suddenly you realized...you liked how whiskey tasted off of his tongue.
He devoured you with the kiss, swallowing each moan and stunted whine as his fingers made quick work of finding your clit. Rubbing quick circles, he plunged his tongue into your mouth - licking at your teeth with a fervor that seeped down into your stomach. It was messy. His spit mixed with yours, staining the skin of your cheek. Your slick coated the inside of your thighs as he pushed the fabric into you roughly.
Yet none of it felt enough to ease the ache that spread rapidly down to the tips of your fingers. Your heart twisted as he gripped the back of your neck—leading you in a kiss that divulged down to nothing but teeth and spit.
You wrapped an arm around his shoulders, your leg hooking around his hip, in the hopes of dragging him closer. To feel the hard bulge against the rough denim of his jeans.
"Look at you," he mumbled against your cheek. "All pretty and leakin' for me."
A sharp burst of need pulled tight at your stomach—the breath torn from your lungs. "Inside–"
He smiled. "C'mon honey. Use that smart head of yours. Gimme some words."
His words were a brutal tease that scraped against your skin. Yet that coupled with his fingers that seemed to hold an edge of desperation, left you gasping for air. Fingers dug into his shirt, lips found his in the hollow darkness, and you begged for mercy. This was your penance. The altar he intended to bend you across.
Oh how you longed for him to follow through.
"Fuck me," you managed to get out between sharp intakes of breath and heady kisses. "Please Logan. It hurts.
The sound that emanated from deep in his chest could only be described as feral. You'd never heard him like that before. Bordering on the line of unhinged and sanity. A flare of want pulled at your body, echoing loudly in your chest.
You wanted to hear it again. To feel him break beneath your palms as he rutted into you with need. You ached to watch him whittle himself down to the barest of his senses. The animalistic urge of lust he kept hidden for weeks on end.
"Yeah?" His words were a snarl against your ear, teeth scraping your jaw as he ripped his hand away. "'M gonna make it better. Gonna take away the pain."
Nails scratched at the back of his neck when you heard his claws slide out—cutting through the fabric that clung to you. It was sopping wet; proof that you hadn't in fact been lying about your need. Logan felt his cock leak in his jeans at the sight—how your slick clung to his fingers as he swiped along the gusset.
"All for me," he sighed.
"Uh-huh." If you thought you sounded needy before, that was nothing compared to this moment.
He eyed you briefly. The hazel you'd grown fond of now dark and clouded with lust. The plea for more lay on the tip of your tongue—ready to be laved against his skin the longer he took. But then he brought the fabric to his mouth, his tongue running across it with a broken groan. The breath was punched from your lungs—legs shaking as a wave of slick poured out of you.
"Oh fuck–" you gasped, cupping his chin to catch his lips in a kiss.
The clink of his belt buckle echoed like a gunshot in the small space. Your heart began to race. Fingers shaking as you watched him tug his cock free; fisting the red and leaking tip with a throaty moan. Saliva filled your mouth at the mere thought of him sliding between your lips. The image of him feeding you his cock with a smile.
He fanned the flames of your simmering fire, offering you pleasure with ease.
His hand gripped your other leg, positioning it over his hip before pushing you up along the wall. The yelp was muffled by his lips; your hands finding purchase against his hot skin.
"Gotta be real quiet now bub," he mumbled, sliding his cock along your drenched cunt.
The head tapped against your clit once, twice. By the third time your teeth were dug into your bottom lip so hard copper burst on your tongue.
"I promise."
He chuckled, breathless. You joined.
The compact space stretched out before you, expanding with each joined breath and laugh. Passion intertwined in your chest, reaching for him with a tender touch of reverence. And nothing existed but the two of you.
"Hey Logan."
His cock jumped at the sound of your voice so light and airy. "Yeah honey?"
"If I don't tell you after this." Your hips canted into his, grinding towards where he positioned himself. "I had a really nice time tonight."
His heart fluttered as your words settled into his skin—soaking up your warmth. "Me too."
The laughter diminished the second he pushed forward, sliding into you with a slickened thrust that left his body shuddering. You swallowed the sob that wrenched from your chest when he kept going. Stretching you until you felt the burn begin to seep into your body. You weren't prepared for how addicting it felt; how mindless he made you.
Seven minutes had surely blended into fifteen, giving the group no doubt of what you were doing. That only solidified when he bottomed out and you moaned so loud it nearly gave him a heart attack. His fingers clamored for something in his pocket—his lips sliding against yours to silence the endless whimpers. He filled you until you saw white behind your eyes each time they fluttered closed.
"They're gonna hear ya," he muttered. You caught a flash of lace before it was being pressed to your lips—willing you to part them and hold the fabric between your teeth.
Logan gave you one minute to find your brain in the muddled thoughts that filled you, before pulling out. Only to slam back in. Your cry was muffled—eyes rolled back—and he felt a searing triumph begin to form in his chest. At the sight of you in a messy state of bliss.
His hips slapped against yours, the wet slide of your cunt a loud echo. Adding to the symphony of his groans and your whimpered sounds. Your spit soaked into the lace, fingers digging hard along the planes of his back, and he felt you gush at the feel of his teeth sinking into your neck.
"So fuckin' sweet for me," he grunted, cupping your ass to push you back and forth on his cock. A shift in the angle had you going dumb. Eyes wide and glazed with tears. "My pretty girl huh?"
Fuck you wanted to scream. You longed to hear his name bounce off the closet walls and spill into the foyer of Wade's damn apartment. To remind them that time was still passing and their limit had reached the vastness of infinity.
He pounded into you with sharp gasps of praise, words that fell on ears deafened by the rush of blood that ran right to your head. Oxygen felt secondary when his cock kissed the wall of your cunt with such accuracy it left you blinded. Enough to have you sobbing into the spit soaked lace - tears spilling down your cheeks.
"You take it like it was fuckin' made for you yeah?"
You nodded, breasts bouncing as he fucked you along his cock—his other hand pressed to the wall. You took it like it was made for you, because it was made for you. Logan belonged to you. Whether he knew it now or not.
"I can feel you squeezin' me," he gasped. "Gonna cum?"
"Mhm," you mumbled, the squelch of your cunt loud enough to block out the laughter from the outside.
"Then do it honey." His thumb found your clit, swirling it with sharp pointed circles. Your toes curled in your shoes—head falling back to the wall with a soft thud. "That's it. Fuckin' cum for me."
"Mmff–" A sob of what morphed into his name tore from the depths of your body. Rendering you a shaky mess in his arms as you clamped down around his cock.
Slick poured out of you, coating the hair along the base of his stomach in your essence. Logan growled at the sight. His eyes narrowed and teeth bared with each stunted thrust of his hips into yours. Claws punctured the drywall behind you as a way to keep his body level. To ground himself as he came with a hoarse groan he quickly muffled into the top of your breast.
Grinding into you, he emptied himself entirely. Rope after rope of his spend now filling you to the point of dripping down to his balls.
You felt the need to drop to your knees and taste him.
To clean him entirely and place him neatly back in his jeans. But the movement of your body no longer remained an option—your legs numb and back sore from being pounded into the wall.
He removed the gag with a huff, kissing you gently with his thumbs pressed to the tops of your cheeks. A soft caress. A contract to the rough way he manhandled you.
"I can't feel my legs," you sighed into his mouth, tongue swiping along his bottom lip.
"You're not supposed to." The weak slap to his chest had him laughing louder than intended.
"Don't worry. Wade won't notice if you carry me."
He groaned, his teeth scraping at the flesh of your breast. "Don't fuckin’ say his name or I won't be able to fuck you again tonight."
You giggled, running your hands through his mussed hair. "Whiskey dick?"
"Shut up–"
"He's told you–"
Lips sealed over yours, hips pushing yours until the sigh stuttered from your chest. "Don't fuckin' start honey."
You smiled into the kiss. "Or you'll finish?"
A thump rammed against the door, startling the both of you. You half expected it to swing open and expose Logan with his jeans down to his knees and his softened cock still inside you. But all that came through was Wade's laughter—his knuckles rapping on the wood.
"Did he rise babygirl?" he shouted much to the detriment of the group who booed behind him.
"I will cut you open through the door!" Logan snarled. A triumphant laugh rattled the walls as Logan lowered you to the ground. Only for Wade to get the last official word.
"HE ROSE!"
1K notes · View notes
targaryenluvs · 7 months
Text
YOURS TRULY
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
pairings: dark!luke castellan x fem!reader, dark!percy jackson x fem!reader
summary: with one demi-god on your tail, you try your hardest to make your escape. but with two? they’re both no where near willing to let you go.
warnings: obsession, possession, stalking, implied kidnapping, sexual implications
a/n: look who decided to write again!
Icons not mine, credits to the owner!
it wasn’t hard for him to find you again. a given, he would track you down to the ends of tartarus as long as you wound up where you were meant to be.
by his side.
at first he’d been disappointed in himself when he fell for you. luke thought himself above that, thinking that he’d devoted himself entirely to his cause. but maybe being around so many kids for so many years caused him to soften in places unknown.
because when you’d limped into camp, collapsing in the strawberry fields and sending the the place into a tailspin, he found an eerie sense of peace with you. the words and thoughts in his heads were drowned out the second you looked up at him.
“it’s- it keeps- it’s chasing me.” his hand came down to your stomach, a lash ran across. not too deep, barely half a centimetre perhaps less. luke immediately picked up his sword in defence of you, waiting for the monster to show. meanwhile the other kids were either running for chiron and mr d or gearing up themselves.
there was no way they were missing the chance for kleos.
but the monster was already subdued, as percy walked out dragging a head along with him. “order to go?” you couldn’t help the smile that came across your face at his words. but luke didn’t like it, how the hell had percy beaten him to it?
over the next few months you found yourself in between the two of them, fighting for your attention. even if it was just for a minute. during the capture the flag you found yourself rotating teams every time since apparently the other promised victory every time. but you knew if you only focused on one of them the other would be angry.
everyone else at camp found it hilarious. two of the most well known campers competing for someone who apparently couldn’t care less. you just wanted to be at camp with your friends.
but what you didn’t know was that they were actively working against each other.
“nice sword skills jackson, a scarecrow teach you?” luke laughed as percy sighed, “your insults are weak castellan, so are your own skills.” luke raised his eyebrows, he was one of the best swordsman around in a long time. they both were one of few who saw the real sides to them, the jealousy and the arrogance. all because of you.
it got so intense to the point that you knew you needed to run. they were hurting eachother constantly, all for your approval, and even threatening your own siblings at times. to the point where they slowly began to distance themselves when the two were around. whether they’re excusing themselves for the bathrooms or just blatantly upping and leaving.
“hey y/n, how are you?” your spoon froze mid air as you heard percy’s voice, a quick glance at your siblings and you could see the fear. “guys, you mind giving us a second?” all your sibling at the table were younger than you and more than happy to leave, “i’m doing fine jackson. you?” you couldn’t be any shorter with him yet he always engaged himself in conversations with you. even when you were clearly uninterested.
“i’m doing amazing, now that i’m talking to you.” you flashed him a smile before getting up with your tray, “that’s nice, i’ll see you around.”
percy watched as you walked away, until he heard the voice he dreaded. “left alone are we?” luke joked whilst sitting down in the spot you’d occupied not too long ago. “shut up. she barely talks to you.” luke smiled, “well, when she’s with me we don’t do a lot of talking.” if looks could kill, luke would be a goner. “stop it.”
“bet i could catch her before you.”
“you’re slower than me let’s be realistic jackson.”’
“you wanna bet?”
and that’s exactly how you ended up here, knee-deep in the creek with either boy on each side of you. “will you just leave me alone? what is wrong with you!” luke’s face was cold, his grip on his sword was more than enough to make your heart race. “just come out and let me talk to you.” you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion at percy’s words, “why would i? it looks like you wanna kill me!”
“no!” luke’s shouting caused you to stumble back, “i mean— i would never hurt you.” he took a step forwards as you pointed your spear, “stay back!” unfortunately, you’d been so busy fending off luke you’d forgotten about percy to your left. you screamed at the top of your lungs when his arms came around you.
“hey, quit it.” luke whispered as his hand came over your mouth. “i don’t want to hurt you.” you’d be damned if you went quietly, so you shook and writhed. trying your hardest to get away, and luke had a short temper when it came to you. his sword came across your head, knocking you out cold. “what the hell!” percy yelled as you went limp in his arms. “she’ll be fine, now let’s get going.”
as they walked with you, either one couldn’t help but think, when they’d get rid of the other.
777 notes · View notes
turtleofthehollow · 7 months
Text
Listen, I love queer platonic radioapple. It’s the main way I ship them. There’s just something so hilarious about two people who hate each other so much that they end up forming a semi functional relationship
Just the absurdity of that scenario alone makes me love these two idiots beyond belief
That being said, I also love the idea that Lucifer accidentally develops an actual crush on Alastor, and has no idea what to do about it
He doesn’t want to pursue it because he still hates the obnoxious demon whose trying to replace him in Charlie’s life
But that doesn’t stop him from awkwardly flirting with Alastor either
It’s not even intentional, he’s just that dense
One moment he's fighting with Alastor over something petty, and than the next he accidentally says something flirty, realizes his mistake, and in a fit of embarrassment tries to cover it up with insults
Alastor being the aroace icon that he is gets progressively more confused from this hot and cold treatment from the king of hell, but some part of him relishes in the attention, so he just fans the flames
698 notes · View notes
flipppyflopp · 2 months
Note
Do any of the other NRC animals have a form of "speech", like how SebCroc says waka? Just cause I'm curious if Vil has tried to teach kitty Epel other words.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I like to think that all the other first years in my NRC Zoo AU would have unique ways of speaking, but none are quite as iconic as Sebcroc’s “Waka.” Since Ace and Deuce are hedgehogs, they mainly communicate in squeaks. Jack is a wolf, but I like to think he makes those exaggerated “boofs” and “awoof” noises.
I wish I could somehow convey Epel’s meows with a country twang, but I have no idea on what that would even look like typed out. Sometimes Epel tries to bark like a dog because he wishes he could be a big tough wolf/dog like Jack instead of a small cat that everyone fawns over. Then last, but certainly not least, Ortho is an iDog in this au, so he can play whatever noise/song he wants, but I think it would be funny if all the other characters hear beeps and boops, while Idia understands it perfectly as well as the other animals. Either that or Ortho could speak in binary, which would be hilarious since it would just be a bunch of zeroes and ones.
195 notes · View notes
filmperidot · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
My Favorite Coming of Age Movies
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)- One of the only rom-coms out there that I don’t feel guilty about loving. Its also one of the only rom-coms that I find laugh out loud funny, and where I genuinely really like both the protagonist and the love interest (I feel like at least one of them typically annoys me).
Booksmart (2019)- Great characters, and a fun new version of a pretty classic plot. It’s extremely funny, and highly enjoyable.
Easy A (2010)- Honestly one of my all time favorite comedies. Emma Stone is an absolute icon, and Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson play the best parents known to cinema.
Eighth Grade (2018)- My god is this movie painful to watch. Prepare to cringe the whole way through, but it’s also quite sweet, and easily the most accurate depiction of middle school I’ve ever seen.
Lady Bird (2017)- The hype is real for this one. Saorise Ronan is amazing. It makes you laugh, tugs at your heartstrings, and does an incredible job depicting the high school experience.
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)- I love Wes Anderson’s style. If you generally aren’t a fan of his work, you won’t be a fan of this one either. But if you’re a fan of his cinematography, campiness, and awkward humor, this one’s for you. It’s a great summer movie.
Stand By Me (1986)- What a classic. It’s nostalgic, poignant, and funny. For me, this is a movie that defines the genre.
The Edge of Seventeen (2016)- Hailee Steinfeld and Woody Harrelson made a hilarious duo. Similar to the other movies on this list, it’s funny, relatable, and slightly heartbreaking in just the right way.
The Kings of Summer (2013)- This ones an underrated gem. It’s a bit of an acquired taste, but overall it’s a great experience. The atmosphere is amazing, and it’ll bring you back to your childhood summers.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)- God I love this movie. It’s incredibly heartbreaking, and the acting is great (especially from Logan Lerman)! Yes I cry every single time, no not at the part you’d think.
1K notes · View notes
pseudophan · 11 months
Note
hi getting back into these guys and random question. obviously it seems like Dan and Phil (whilst keeping their private life private which good for them) also don’t care about people thinking what they want. Have they ever given a reason for moving into a ‘forever home’ together?
They used to use the excuse they were both YouTubers so easier to live with someone to help with videos back in the day. ‘no homo days’ I guess. But nowadays they both can’t really keep using that excuse since their personal videos don’t realllyyy require the others help as much as back then. Gaming channel again not an excuse it was on hiatus. Dan even still using his ‘Phil is messy and stressful to live with’ bit. (y you living with him then Dan?)
So Have they ever given a reason to still living together for 10+ years, in their 30’s gay & now home owning together? or have they just been vibing along, fine with letting it be known the fact they have bought a home, homosexual homeowners, and are just letting people think what they think? (They know what people think)
I guess I’m just remembering around 2012 times when they were changing the how they met story (mutual friend in Manchester anyone. Bumped into Phil in town one day? Editing tips?) and using YouTube excuse for living together. Seems crazy that 10 years later here we are. Both out, not hiding they bought and designed a home together and (as far as I’m aware) aren’t using needing the other to help with videos as the only reason for still living together.
Good for them either way. love them <3. sorry this got long!
honestly they started talking about a forever home and we all just kinda went along with it. i think there came a point where the vast majority of phannies were assuming they're together in some way shape or form, and for a few years we had this mutual understanding of we know and they know we know and we know they know we know but outside of fan circles nobody's Saying it. i suppose we still have this, except hilariously there are now a lot more people falling over themselves condemning people for saying they're an item lol
because of this it didn't really feel like a big thing when they announced that they'd bought a house, like i don't even think the majority of people were talking about how that means they're gonna live together forever because at that point we already assumed as much, it felt so inevitable
but as far as what dnp have outright said, i think the interview responses from dan during his we're all doomed press tour are the most blatant quotes we've got. like, he's not saying it, but he's also not Not saying it
Tumblr media Tumblr media
..well actually he kind of is just saying it. lol.
edit: oh and of course we can't forget the iconic attitude 2020 interview
Tumblr media
299 notes · View notes
spockandawe · 1 year
Text
You know what I can't get enough of? Speculation about what the fictional novel Proud Immortal Demon Way says about its fictional author. Because it would be completely possible to make a story like this without that connection. I'm not sure I've read any other transmigration story where the author was a character, so just that addition adds a lot of interesting texture to the situation even without getting deep in the author's head, but it's so interesting how deep I can speculate in so many directions if I think about getting in his head.
And oh man, I could talk for AGES about how Shang Qinghua and his iconic protagonist reflect each other, but a lot of people have written about that already! Including in the medium of fic, which is my favorite way to consume that kind of crunch. So let's talk about familial neglect and mistreatment and the author's favorite character.
Honestly, when I look at how iconic this ship is, I'm astonished there aren't more hit novels where the author gets yeeted into their own book and has to navigate platonic or romantic relationships with their own characters. A lot of the parallels between Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe are about them being alike in ugly and vulnerable ways, ways I don't think either of them likes about themselves, and regarding aspects of their personalities that I don't think they'd be happy discussing period. Like, Binghe very much hates himself, that's right there on the page. And Shang Qinghua is a ridiculous character, he's very funny, but he's also not stupid. He's very aware of who he is and what he is, and makes a decision to behave the ways he does. I'm typing this up because I was scrolling through an old chat looking for something and tripped across a conversation about shang qinghua and fawn trauma response.
He knows he does this thing! He has an easy opening to turbokill Mobei-jun while he's unconscious and decides to go the route of begging for his life and trying to ingratiate himself after Mobei-jun wakes up instead, which is a much trickier process. He says it himself, that Mobei-jun is his ideal, that he embodies everything Shang Qinghua wants to be, that etc. And that's hilarious and all, especially in light of the eventual romance and the clownery it takes to get there, but in classic svsss fashion, it also becomes a lot sadder when you add up all the pieces and see everything Shang Qinghua hates about himself.
In some ways he's an even more avoidant narrator than Shen Qingqiu, he deflects and jokes like a motherfucker, so it really is a matter of assembling all the pieces and seeing where there are gaps. But what really underscored the connection for me was Mobei-jun's reaction to parental neglect. Because that's what pushed Shang Qinghua into being an author in the first place, his parents divorced and remarried and kinda just.... forgot about him.
Mobei-jun's dad doesn't exactly do that, but he is operating without a mom in the picture, and rather than remarrying, he just chooses to ignore the thing where his shitty brother is persistently trying to kill his son. That really sucks! But Mobei-jun never shows the smallest hint of weakness or vulnerability over this, even when it would have really helped to use his words, like 'hi my uncle is coming to kill me and i trust you to protect me.' He's everything cool, aloof, arrogant, proud, all a bunch of adjectives that really do not apply to Shang Qinghua. Mobei-jun honestly looks like a boring character if you just stick to the main story, because he's so self-contained and controlled. Compare and contrast to Shang Qinghua, who accidentally outs himself as a transmigrator like two minutes after showing up and proceeds to be hilarious for the rest of the book.
(Brief aside to say that I don't think Mobei-jun is necessarily a happier or healthier person for all of this, lmao. The conversation that fawn reaction thing came from was talking about freeze (tee hee) versus fawn in response to threats or stressful situations. But that goes along with the svsss theme of people used to engaging with this universe as a fictional property coming to terms with the depth and complexity of other people's emotions and not just seeing them as simplistic not-real characters in a book)
(Additionally, this makes the ship hilarious as a take on 'opposites attract,' but also it gives me actual Emotions that Shang Qinghua's ideal who he wishes he could be, purely incidentally, he is able to value and love Shang Qinghua in a way that Shang Qinghua can't and doesn't seem to totally understand)
And what's very interesting here. Is that Shang Qinghua made these two characters, Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun. His protagonist ultimately reflects a lot of his own vulnerabilities and insecurities (secretly and quietly in pidw, much more.... overtly in svsss), and Mobei-jun corrects for his vulnerabilities and insecurities. He's the person Shang Qinghua wishes he could be, which is basically... the opposite of Shang Qinghua, to an almost comical degree. And he then gives Mobei-jun the VERY BEST plot armor he can devise. It's hard for a male character to exist near a stallion protagonist without getting swept up in rivalries/suspicions/etc and getting killed by the protagonist, but he makes sure that his favorite character is safe from these things. He's protecting the character he wishes he could be from the character whose faults most reflect his own. That is very sweet and weird and sad, and that's very reflective of the svsss experience, I think.
699 notes · View notes
theninth09 · 1 month
Text
What kind of video games I think Thiam likes, a headcanon list
Theo's Favorites
theo loves souls games and hes incredibly good at them. his favorite used to be bloodborne until elden ring came out. he spent days holed up in his apartment playing it until liam dragged him outside for fresh air. liam played elden ring as well, but theo basically carried him the entire time and solo'd malenia for him
liam suggested that theo should play hollow knight and theo was skeptical at first because of the art style, but ended up really liking it
liam knows about theo having been a star wars nerd as a kid, so his first ever gift to him is jedi: fallen order. theo loves it and buys jedi: survivor (the sequel) as soon as it comes out
theo really likes final fantasy and his favorite is ffvii. liam has never played the games, but he thinks that cloud is really hot (iykyk)
Liam's Favorites
liam has always liked the god of war series, because of the references to greek mythology and the playstyle. gow: ragnarök made him extremely emotional and it immediately became his favorite from the entire series
he likes fighting style games, like mortal kombat and super smash bros. he doesnt mention this often, especially not around new people, because hes afraid that people will comment on his choice of game in relation to his IED. he just genuinely likes to play them, it has nothing to do with his disorder. the first time theo plays against him, theo is so normal about it and doesnt make a single mean comment. it helps liam to immediately relax and just have fun without worrying
funnily enough, liam also likes stealth games. especially assassin's creed (he likes the historical aspects of it) and hitman. theo finds this absolutely hilarious as liam kinda sucks at being stealthy in real life and teases him that he finds theo attractive because theo is so good at being stealthy
Games They Both Like
they tried playing outlast together but had to stop pretty quickly because it was too triggering for both of them (theo got triggered worse, but liam wasnt comfortable either)
they like playing two-player games together (eg: bokura, it takes two, unravel two) and while they argue and bicker the entire time, they're also extremely efficient and get through everything quite fast bc they make such a good team
they both like resident evil and compare the monsters in the games to real monsters they've fought before. liams favorite is re3 and his favorite character is jill, while theos favorite is re4 and his favorite character is ada
both like the legend of zelda. liams favorite is twilight princess (he likes that you can pick up the cats & dogs in it, he finds link, zelda & midna hot and you can turn into a wolf in it) while theos favorite is ocarina of time (liam thinks hes basic for that)
since they both like the spider-man movies and comics, they both also enjoy the games
DnD isnt something either of them is usually interested in, but liam buys baldur's gate three because he got curious. liam romances shadowheart on his first playthrough and theo gets interested after liam finishes it. theo ends up romancing wyll and liam teases him the entire time since theo has to play without picking the evil choices because of that
Games They Play with the Puppy Pack
Mario Kart (they all get extremely competitive)
Phasmophobia (liam and alec scream a lot)
Among Us (the entire puppy pack warns alec that this is not a good idea, but alec persists until theo indulges him. as predicted, theo is way too good at being sneaky & lying and gets banned for life from playing)
Games Alec forces Theo to Play
PlateUp! (alec regrets this almost immediately bc theo gets weirdly intense about it and orders him around)
Minecraft (alec just wants to show off all his buildings and the animals he tamed, but theo ends up helping him actually finish the game)
Dress To Impress (theo "secret fashion icon" raeken always gets first place and it really pisses alec off)
Doki Doki Literature Club! (alec has no idea what its actually about and theo is very unimpressed when they start playing it. alec is extremely shocked and has these teary puppy dog eyes upon the twist and theo laughs at him)
part 2 here
45 notes · View notes
spaceorphan18 · 4 months
Text
The Rogue and Gambit Project: Previously On X-Men... Gambit
Tumblr media
It's time to talk about Gambit! The nice thing about Gambit is that he was, at the time, a relatively new character, having only been around in the comics for about a year. Which means there is way less to cover! Boy, are we going to have to deal with some questionable art, though.
The Basics:
Name: Remy Etienne* LeBeau
*Okay, so, this is the funny thing about the name Etienne. Apparently, it started out as fanlore, and - as so many things that happen in fandom - gained popularity as fanon from a particularly well known piece of fanfiction from way back when. I believe it's actually been used in canon at this point. It is on Marvel.com - which is the official site. I'll keep a look out for it to show up.
Also, in case you didn't know (and I'm sure you did), Le Beau is French for The Beautiful.
Backstory: Just like Rogue, Gambit's backstory is shrouded in mystery. He's a thief. He's from New Orleans. He's Cajun. That's all your getting for now. Don't worry, we'll peel back the layers. ;)
Power Set (via uncannyxmen.net):  interkinetic power allows him to produce bio-kinetic energy within his body and use it to convert any inorganic object's potential energy into kinetic energy on contact, making the object highly volatile and explosive on contact, internal energy also grants him heightened agility and creates static interference that shields his mind from detection
I should also give the obligatory comment of - these powers are toned down from his full abilities because of /reasons/ which we'll get to eventually. He had Mr. Sinister give him a lobotomy and, we've all been suffering the consequences sense.
Alright, let's dig into Gambit's pre-Rogue run...
Uncanny X-Men 266-267
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #266
I have to start by appreciating the fact that Gambit is a thief who wears bright pink and metal boots. It's a bold look.
Anyway, the funny thing about Gambit is that the character he turned out to be ended up being a lot different from creator Chris Claremont's initial ideas. Apparently, he was supposed to be, ultimately, a villain and, while he was supposed to be a love interest for one of our characters, it wasn't Rogue, it was... Kitty Pryde. He was also supposed to be a Mr. Sinister creation and a third summers brother. Yeah, I'm kind of glad Claremont left before any of this stuff really came to fruition.
Also, I once read that Claremont claim that original artist Mike Collins made Gambit too pretty. Which is funny, because ngl, I really am not a fan of the look in his debut, and it will be a while before he really earns his name.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #266
I also want to note that Gambit's powers were a little different back then. He didn't have playing cards yet, and instead used metal spikes as throwing devices. The powers were designated in green. And were charged from his eyes. Also, interesting to note - his eyes aren't red on black yet, either.
There's also 'hypnotic charm' thing that was kinda used in the early appearances. He does use it in his first appearance to tame some of the Shadow King's Hounds.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #266
He's gonna be calling her 'Stormy' for years. She's gonna love it. ;) (Btw - he calls her Stormy 4 times in this issue alone.)
Okay, so... Gambit shows up, crossing paths with Storm at a mansion of some rich person. Storm is de-aged (for... reasons) and is running from the Shadow King and his minions. He's busy stealing art from the rich dude (who apparently is not home and has no security, lol).
And thus, one of my favorite comic book friendships is born. And really, this first appearance is a lot of fun as Gambit and Storm play off each other's strengths to get away from the Shadow King.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men 267
Jim Lee is going to add some of Gambit's more iconic features -- such as throwing playing cards (Gambit's Ace of Spades shows up in this next issue) and using some kind of staff (hilariously, it's a broom in this issue).
Storm and Gambit's adventures continue. He takes her to New Orleans for a while so she can recover from the Shadow King. They go thieving -- playing Robin Hood -- stealing from rich people because they can. And then the Orphan Maker comes along, who makes Storm a teenager? (Idk - the whole thing is weird - she'll become her real age again in the next story arc.)
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #267
And then Storm is like, hey, I have a crazy idea....
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men Annual #14
Fun fact: Because of release dates and such, Uncanny X-Men #266 wasn't the first comic released to have Gambit in it. The Annual technically came out first, though it clearly takes place after Uncanny 266-267. But this is the first time we see Gambit among the X-Men team. Not that he does anything remotely interesting during this whole thing. He doesn't even speak, kind of hides awkwardly in the background.
X-Tinction Agenda (Uncanny X-Men #270-272; X-Factor & New Mutants)
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #270
Welcome to the X-Men, Gambit! Hope you survive the experience!
He's in the credit roll now, must be official. ;)
Gambit joins the team just as the mega X-tinction Agenda crossover starts. (Uncanny X-Men joins New Mutants and X-Factor for this one) And, I'll be honest, this isn't one of my favorite crossovers. The whole thing revolves around the nation of Genosha, how they're using mutants for slaves, and how all the teams come together to change the status quo. And of course, mutants get capture and tortured and a few killed. Fwiw X-Men: The Animated Series did do this storyline.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #270
Gambit and Cable don't (won't) get to cross paths very often, so I found this an interesting panel. Anyway... Gambit really has very little to do during this crossover. When Storm gets captured, he is really concerned for her (as he considers her his partner at the moment) but he's not really vibe-ing the whole team dynamic yet.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #272
This is arguably the coolest thing Gambit's done as of yet. Dude pulls a spike out of his leg to use as a lockpick and gets himself rescued. I'm glad they give him this, because, again, for the most part he's just kinda hanging around in the background not doing much.
I will say - he and Jubilee get to cross paths, which is going to be a source of fun in the next arc.
Space Shenanigans (Uncanny X-Men 273-277)
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men 273
Some of my favorite issues are when the team is regrouping. Post- X-Tinction Agenda, it's clear that things in the X-Office were changing. Claremont is at this point sort of being pushed out, while Jim Lee and Co are becoming more the driving force behind the books. On panel, the teams are kind of merging. X-Factor's first era is drawing to a close, and the X-Men are resolidifying after being in flux for so long.
We're about to get a Space Soap Opera, as Claremont so dearly loves, but this issue is a bit of a breather between the arcs. And we get this bit of tension between Storm and Gambit - where Gambit is ready to move on, but Storm is back on solid footing again. They don't explicitly state why Gambit sticks around, but he definitely does...
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men 273
I swear, this is Chris Claremont's favorite joke. He's used it before this moment, and he'll do it again. It's impactful the first time, but it does get old the more Claremont does it. However, we get the first highlight of the dynamic between Gambit and Wolverine -- which will be antagonistic for a while, but is fascinating.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #274
Doesn't Gambit look sexy in his yellow team uniform?? ;)
Btw - as I mentioned earlier, this is the first issue Gambit and Rogue appear in together. Though they be miles and miles and miles apart.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #275
The whole crux of this arc, that I've been kind of ignoring, involves Xavier being brainwashed in space (or something) and of course the X-Men get involved in space politics (again). Honestly, space stories are Claremont's favorite trope, so it doesn't surprise me that the end of his run are filled with a couple of them.
Anyway -- if there's one person impervious to Gambit's charms - it's Jubilee. They get to hang out a lot during this arc, and it's really delightful since they team up to kind of figure out what is going on with Xavier acting weird and all the odd space kool-aide people are drinking.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #277
I actually really like this cover. Gambit's got a sword and a spear! Plus, he looks like his 90s cool self now. The blue and yellow uniform doesn't suit him AT. ALL. But we don't have to deal with it too much longer...
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #277
See... I told you Claremont was gonna do this again, lol.
Tumblr media
Uncanny X-Men #277
The nice thing about this whole space arc is that Gambit really gets to come into his own. He now looks cool (note the red eyes are here!). He's doing fun stuff. He's taking on Wolverine and holding his own. He's being smart and tactical and an asset. They've paired him with some great X-Men to start off with, and it's paying off.
Meanwhile, we don't really know much about him. As many of the other characters state, his background is shrouded in mystery... (whether you like what it actually is can be debated as we get to it). But for now, he's intriguing as a new comer.
And this is where we're at as two story lines come crashing together and our two romantic leads get to meet for the first time.... off panel.
But I'll get more into that next time when I discuss... The Muir Island Saga!
60 notes · View notes
bisexualchaosdemon · 5 months
Note
Do you think Jean is sex repulsed as a result of his trauma? The way he’s actively trying to repress his feelings of attraction to people is giving sex repulsed
I'll preface this by saying that I am in no way and expert of these things, but I wouldn't say that, no. He clearly experiences sexual attraction, and it's not that he doesn't want to act on it; it's more that he's scared? But would I be me if I didn't provide excessive evidence? No, let's gooooo
Tumblr media
(The Sunshine Court, ch.11)
I think it's only fitting to start with Jean's beach party bi panic™️ he refers to his attraction to Laila as inappropriate and his attraction to Jeremy as dangerous. He's not disgusted by it, though? He just doesn't seem to think he's allowed to feel that way. He seems more frustrated than anything, I think. He's giving 'why is everyone fucking hot?!' vibes, like he thinks it's cruel because he thinks he's not allowed to do anything about it?
I do think that it's interesting that he doesn't deny it when confronted about it, though. Like, Jeremy straight up (no pun intended) calls him out on his very poorly concealed sexuality and he didn't bother to even try lying.
Tumblr media
(The Sunshine Court, Ch.12)
Jean being unable to lie to Jeremy is a common theme, which I could rant about separately, but Jean caring more about Lucas insulting Jeremy's integrity than his friends knowing he's bi doesn't scream disgust or aversion to me. In fact, I may go as far as to say that this suggests that he isn't trying all that hard to repress his sexuality in the first place.
Jumping onto the next chapter, we've got some more of Jean's idea of what he is 'allowed' and him actively testing that boundary, just a tiny bit.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
(The Sunshine Court, Ch.13)
Jean-Yves, my precious baby boy, you are allowed to feel how you feel! Personally, this isn't giving me sex repulsed vibes either, though. Yet again, this isn't about what he wants, it's about what he is allowed (Riko, I hope you are burning in hell 💕).
But even with the belief that he isn't allowed to be attracted to Jeremy, Jean still dips his toe in, just the tiniest bit. I'm hoping this is a taste of what's to come, and Jean will feel more able to try things as Jeremy continues to prove that their attraction to each other isn't inherently unsafe. The fact that he's testing it at all, and that he seems happy with the outcome, suggests to me that he may be open to trying things once he feels safe.
For my final point, we're sticking with chapter 13 for sex toy gate!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
It might just be me, but this reaction doesn't give 'sex repulsed'. It's giving kid being teased by his friend or mortified by their older sibling. It's iconic, it's hilarious, he's a blushy little boy. I really hope that we see something more about this in tsc2. I think that, once he is done dying of embarrassment, Laila's thinking might not be too far off.
Riko is dead, Tetsuji is gone, Jean isn't imprisoned in the Nest anymore. He is free and safe to explore his sexuality and I think/hope we will get to see Jean realise this in the future. It has the potential to be really beautiful.
64 notes · View notes
milligramspoison · 1 year
Text
Welcome to the FOB edition of this list! I originally did this with MCR :)
North America
LIVE DEBUT OF G.I.N.A.S.F.S. (Chicago)
CHRIS LIVESTREAMED THE SHOW
Live debut Heaven, lowa!!
Live debut of Baby Annihilation!
A cover of Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne!
The Take Over, the Breaks Over for the first time since 2017!
GIANT DOG HEAD BEHIND PATRICK
Someone wore a Mikey Fuckin' Way shirt to the show (he's already somehow made his way into this list and it's only night one)
Someone else wore a Hey Chris shirt
The Pink Seashell was the intro!
They opened up the tour with LFTOS (it's called Otherside on the official setlist!)
GINASFS being labeled GOLF on the setlist
William Beckett and a handkerchief
They played Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey!
They played Fake Out for the first time with Joe!
New merch tour merch!
CLANDESTINE MERCH
Security/ushers going hard during Centuries!
Pete straight up disappearing off the face of the earth before Crazy Train
Setlist got leaked (very reminiscent of one of MCR hometown shows lol)
Not tour content but Pavlove has randomly appeared on Spotify but is currently unplayable (Maryland Heights)
Patrick was spotted watching the openers!
A paper had to be made for presumably security to not mistake the guys as a concert goer (fucking hilarious)
Andy was also spotted watching the openers!
THEY'RE PLAYING RAY'S ICONIC SPOKEN WORD PART OF I'M NOT OKAY BETWEEN SETS
Each city is getting its own special shirt!! (This was revealed during the Missouri show!)
Setlistfm user mommymilkers live updating the setlist for us (icon)
LIVE DEBUT OF WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
GIN JOINTS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2008
JOE SINGING DURING CHICAGO
No one could tell if they either played Gin Joints or Tell That Mick at first
Setlistfm saying they covered Super Bass by Nicki Minaj (it was a troll but a funny one)
Patrick saying he wants to talk to the dog during This Ain't a Scene
Pete petting the dog
Pete giving his pick to a young fan <3
Stardust Funhouse! (Bonner Springs)
Fans with vip packages get their own magic 8 ball! (This has been happening since Chicago but wasn't revealed until night 3 of the tour!)
Patrick and Andy were watching Alkaline Trio together :)
PATRICK IS WEARING THE FEDORA
TOUR DEBUT OF HUM HALLELUJAH
I’M LIKE A LAWYER FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2014
SOPHOMORE SLUMP ALSO FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2014
More trolls saying they covered ME! by Taylor Swift
“Fall Out Boy is my favorite fucking band”
New (I think) BMTH merch! (Woodlands)
BMTH joining the tour! (Been waiting for them since the announcement lol)
FOB SETLIST GOT LEAKED AGAIN
BMTH fans exploding over the fact that Kingslayer wasn't on BMTH's setlist
FOB fans being sad over the fact Pete isn't wearing his skirt (I think someone lied about this so understandable tbh)
THEY COVERED SOMEBODY TO LOVE BY QUEEN
THEY ALSO COVERED TAKE ON ME BY A-HA
Someone on setlistfm trolling everyone by saying they performed Golden for the first time since 2007
Someone else also trolling on setlistfm saying they covered Princess Diana by Ice Spice
Same troll mentioned above saying Ice Spice was there
More trolls saying they did WAP by Cardi B
LIVE DEBUT OF KINTSUGI KID
MORE trolls saying they did I Write Sins and Viva Las Vengeance by P!ATD (the trolls were really annoying tonight tbh)
What a surprise more trolls saying they covered Dear John by Taylor Swift
“I DRESS THIS WAY BC IF THE CROWD IS FEELING HOT AND MISERABLE THEN IM GONNA BE HOT AND MISERABLE WITH YOU GUYS WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER”
Patrick getting a friendship bracelet and having some banter with Pete <3
The lovely @andoutofharm leaking the setlist for us that says Kansas City even though they're in Dallas (Dallas is proving to be chaos) (wasn’t actually tonight’s setlist but funny it was there)
Joe is hiding his book for fans similar to how MCR hid drumsticks for fans!
Clandestine merch returns in Dallas!
Oli giving FOB a brief shoutout before MANTRA!
PETE IS IN THE SKIRT
Speech about support staff!
Speech about TTTYG’s anniversary!!!
WHAT A CATCH DONNIE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2013
THE (AFTER) LIFE OF THE PARTY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2007
Pete walked around in the audience!
“Trying to keep it cool in Texas”
Patrick’s speech about imposter syndrome <3 (whole thing is very sweet and nice)
BMTH not performing in Phoenix :( (sad times)
PETE IS IN A SKIRT AGAIN
Patrick is wearing the black button up again but tucked in!
TAKE OVER AND HUM HALLELUJAH IN THE SAME NIGHT
Pete talking about prioritizing love <3
SPOTLIGHT BY PATRICK WAS FUCKING PLAYED HOLY SHIT
ALSO PATRICK’S FIRST TIME PLAYING SPOTLIGHT SINCE 2011
SPACE CAMP FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2013
They played one extra song tonight! (They usually play 27 songs a night)
Played the instrumental version of Stardust at the end of the show!
Patrick’s speech before Spotlight <3
Pete got Grimaced but Patrick lives on in peace lol
MIKEY FUCKIN WAY IS AT THE FUCKING SHOW (Chula Vista)
A COVER OF NOTHING COMPARES 2 U BY PRINCE
(COFFEE’S FOR CLOSERS) FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2009
Patrick and Pete didn’t do the waltz :(
MIKEY PLAYED FUCKING SATURDAY WITH THEM
MIKEY WITH PETE WHILE PLAYING SATURDAY
MIKEY RUNNING TO THE STAGE TO PLAY
Mikey posting Andy on his story <3333
PATRICK AND MIKEY HUGGING <33333333
Mikey with the entire band <3333333
I nearly spread an entire rumor that Mikey posted sim versions of FOB on his story (oops)
Pete doing this weird/messed up bow thing towards Patrick
“Love you dudes!” on Mikey’s story <33333
“My two dads” on Gabe’s story (never change Gabe)
Patrick stopping the show to make sure a fan is okay <3
Kristin reposting Mikey playing with FOB on her story <3
The pit during BMTH’s set
Oli is missing a fucking shoe
I predicted Mikey performing with FOB :3
Mr. Blue Sky cover! (LA night one)
GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2007
G.I.N.A.S.F.S. IS MAGIC 8 BALL ONCE AGAIN
AMERICA’S SUITEHEARTS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2009
TWO MAGIC 8 BALL SONGS AS YOU CAN SEE ABOVE
They played 29 songs tonight!! (They usually about 27 songs a night)
PETE AND PATRICK HARMONIZED DURING SRAR
Pete spotting his trainer in the crowd (literally the equivalent of Gerard from MCR talking about their mailman during a show)
Patrick’s speech before medley <3
“New car smell stadium”
Demi Lovato was at the show and performed with Royal & the Serpent, one of the openers!
Pete being shipped to the audience (Amazon same day delivery)
America’s Suitehearts being labeled as ASS on the official setlist
Oli in a cult leader tank top (literally just says cult leader)
The band had a secret show earlier on in the day! (LA night two)
Technically tour stuff, but Pete possibly hinting at an MCR x FOB tour for 2024!
Someone on setlistfm deleting the entire setlist
LIVE DEBUT OF I’VE GOT ALL THIS RINGING IN MY EARS
A COVER OF EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE
SOPHOMORE SLUMP WITH WILLIAM BECKETT OF THE ACADEMY IS
THE (AFTER) LIFE OF THE PARTY ONCE AGAIN
LIVE FUCKING DEBUT OF BANG THE DOLDRUMS
Pete’s speech <3
Pete has a new jacket!
Saturday with Adam T. Siska!
“It looks like there's a lot of you, it's a little intimidating” ~ Patrick (Mountain View)
What A Catch Donnie once again!
A cover of Alison by Elvis Costello!
THE PATRON SAINT OF LIARS AND FAKES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2013
Pete and Andy briefly turning the show into comedy hour
Pete stood on the piano (thanks piano)
Random guy checking his emails during BMTH’s set (lowkey pretty funny, shoutout to this iconic guy)
Not tour stuff but Electric Touch by Taylor Swift featuring FOB came out today! (July 7th) (West Valley City)
Patrick telling everyone to sing along to Grand Theft Autumn
Cover of Hold The Line by Toto!
THE KIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2018
Someone having a Frerard license plate (honestly super funny)
Patrick saving a bug
Pete broke up a fight (pls don’t fight at concerts that’s not fucking cool) (Greenwood Village)
THEY DID FUCKING BANG THE DOLDRUMS AGAIN AND IT WASN’T EVEN MAGIC 8 BALL TIME
ACOUSTIC GUITAR FOR MEDLEY
PATRICK PLAYED AN ORIGINAL SONG BY HIS DAD <33333
Patrick’s dad is at the show! <3
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2014
“The party tonight is awesome” ~ Pete
“The last thing you want to do is go and brag tomorrow that you got into a fight at a fucking Fall Out Boy show. And it wasn’t even with Bring Me The Horizon, y’know what I mean?” ~ also Pete
The song Patrick played from his dad is called Goin’ North!
There’s bubbles during Disloyal!! (This has been happening the entire tour but I haven’t seen anyone bring it up until the Colorado show!)
Cover of Peace Love and Understanding by Elvis Costello & The Attractions! (Rodgers)
I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE IN FOB FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2015
A speech about Stardust!
Patrick during Saturday <3
“I’m gonna go play Super Mario Brothers”
Pete chatted with a kid during the show <3
Storm delay just before FOB’s set, thankfully everyone was safe!! (Somerset)
Oli has lost his fucking shoe once again
Drunk guy took his pants off and had security chase him (hope they caught him)
THEY SOUNDCHECKED BANG THE DOLDRUMS
The venue is apparently in a cornfield
Only half the stage got set up :(
The dog is named Blitz (yes it took me till Wisconsin to learn it’s fucking name)
THE EYES ALSO FUCKING GLOW
“People ask us what it was like at old fob shows and the answer is that it was kind of like this, we would just play until the police kicked us out” ~ Pete lol
LIVE DEBUT OF FAME < INFAMY CONGRATS WISCONSIN YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT
No medley tonight (storm delay and strict curfew)
Also the shortest show of the tour so far! They played only 16 songs when they usually play about 27-28 songs (again storm delay and strict curfew)
One of the openers wore a cheesehead apparently!
BMTH’s drumhead says Steve for some reason??
Oli hugged a fan <3
OLI RAN THROUGH THE FUCKING MERCH STANDS
Double rainbow!! (Cincinnati)
LIVE DEBUT OF FAVORITE RECORD
Patrick being proud of himself after performing Favorite Record <3
Joe got a new tattoo entitled Z-Bone for his youngest daughter Zayda! <3
Troll on setlistfm saying they covered Harder, Better, Faster Stronger by Daft Punk lol (Noblesville)
Same troll saying they covered Mr. Brightside by The Killers and I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas
Same troll saying they covered Peaches by Jack Black
Patrick skipping around <3
WHERE DID THE PARTY GO FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2014
Patrick randomly became a wizard during the show and made Pete disappear :3
Pete being a gamer boy on his ig and playing Fortnite <3
The same troll from the other night saying they covered Daft Punk (again) and fucking Nintendo (Cuyahoga Falls)
“I have like, 3 brain cells left” ~ Pete
MEDLEY HAD I’M LIKE LAWYER
Cover of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen!
LIVE DEBUT OF 27
Pete smiling and waving to his two youngest kiddos, Saint and Marvel during Dance Dance <3
A fan also gave Meagan and the kiddos friendship bracelets! (Revealed in the tags in the link above!)
PETE’S IN A SKIRT (Bristow)
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER ACCOUSTIC
TOUR DEBUT OF SHE’S MY WINONA
SHE’S MY WINONA FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2009
I FUCKING PREDICTED SHE’S MY WINONA
New merch for the magic 8 ball! (Charlotte)
Someone the day before the show put an entire fake setlist on setlistfm lol
A Jehovah’s Witness is at the show (slay ig)
And apparently another person randomly preached at the show??
Someone is also barking in the pit??
Lean On Me by Bill Withers cover!!
DEAD ON ARRIVAL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2013
S’mores after the show is over on Pete’s story
Oli dedicated Can You Feel My Heart to FOB!
POSSIBLE 7 MINUTES SOUNDCHECK?? (Virginia Beach)
7 MINUTES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2007
PATRICK PLAYED THE DRUMS
“Sing it with me, honey!” Patrick to Blitz during This Ain’t a Scene
In typical Florida fashion…severe thunderstorm warning to start off the night (West Palm Beach)
Karaoke by the merch stand!
Setlist got leaked!
8 ball hint is gator bites…
Andy is back!!!
PETE’S IN THE SKIRT
THEY COVERED DANCING QUEEN BY ABBA
TELL MICK FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2013
ACCIDENTALLY PREDICTED TELL MICK IN MY DMS WITH @frankierosbackbends
DEAD ON ARRIVAL IN PLACE OF CHICAGO TONIGHT (Tampa)
MISS MISSING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2015
ALSO THE TOUR DEBUT OF MISS MISSING YOU
Facebook completely simping for Pete on instagram
Oli dedicated Can You Feel My Heart to FOB again!!
PATRICK MAY HAVE SANG FRICTION IN HIS JEANS (Atlanta)
Played Nothing Compares 2 U in honor of Sinead O’Conner as she passed away </3
LIVE DEBUT OF FROM NOW ON WE ARE ENEMIES
FOB (kinda) ARE IN THE FUCKING BARBIE MOVIE
Pete revealed in the RATS podcast that Saint (his youngest son) drew the backdrop for Blitz! (Clarkston)
William Beckett is at the show for whatever reason??
He also performed Chicago with FOB!
Trolls on setlistfm saying they covered Blood by MCR
Pete falling into the box during Crazy Train
DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2007
Cover of Coffee Mug by Descendents as a tribute to Milo Auckerman
The crowd booing people who were fighting (Toronto)
Pete also mocking the people that were fighting
THEY CUT LAST OF THE REAL ONES
LIVE DEBUT OF WEST COAST SMOKER
I PREDICTED WEST COAST SMOKER
THE RETURN OF DOUBLE 8 BALL
Oli taking someone’s drink and BMTH posting the person’s reaction on their story (op got a good laugh out of it, I saw the video from their pov!)
Pete playing tennis at the venue just before tonight’s show! (Forest Hills)
PETE IS AIRDROPPING THE NEW GAMES WE PLAY SONG TO FANS
JUST ONE YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2014 FOR MEDLEY
STEREO HEARTS AND CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD FOR MEDLEY AS WELL
TRAVIE FUCKING MCCOY PERFORMED WITH THEM
COVER OF ENTER SANDMAN BY METALLICA
LIVE DEBUT OF I AM MY OWN MUSE
DOUBLE FUCKING 8 BALL AGAIN
TRAVIE SAID GYM CLASS HEROES IS COMING BACK
Oli down in the pit saying “don’t tell Patrick” for whatever reason lol (Boston)
Joe posting a bunch before tonight’s show!!
I’m Shipping up to Boston cover by the Dropkick Murphys!
Cover of Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond!
LIVE DEBUT OF WAMS DURING MEDLEY
XO FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2007
THIRD DOUBLE 8 BALL IN A ROW
“I’m standing in your spotlight now” Patrick to Pete during riff banter!!
“I like it, I like it” Pete to Patrick also during riff banter!!
GET BUSY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2006 FOR MEDLEY (Darien)
Pete saying Patrick has a “teddy bear vibe but he gets the job done”
Patrick also blushed when Pete said that
LIVE FUCKING DEBUT OF YOU’RE CRASHING
FOURTH DOUBLE 8 BALL IN A ROW
DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’ AND ENTER SANDMAN IN THE SAME NIGHT
Pete saying Patrick reminds him of Josh Allen, the Buffalo Bills quarterback
Patrick also being incredibly confused by the bullet point above lol
Oli dedicated DiE4u to Snooki (Holmdel)
Pete’s bass very briefly caught on fire after The Phoenix…Pete is VERY THANKFULLY okay (this apparently happened at another recent show too)
Dead on Arrival was dedicated to RATS aka Royal & the Serpent!!
“We’re very happy you're part of our family” Pete to someone at their very first FOB show!!! <3
LIVE FUCKING DEBUT OF I’VE GOT A DARK ALLEY FOR MEDLEY
A mini stage was set up on the lawn for Pete for Dance, Dance!
LIVE DEBUT OF BOB DYLAN
FIFTH DOUBLE 8 BALL IN A ROW
Games We Play played bass for Pete during Saturday!!
Bob Dylan and I Am My Own Muse being labeled as Willie Nelson and Super Smash Bros on the setlist
They randomly played the national anthem at the show?? (It’s apparently a venue thing??)
Gabe Saporta trying to make it to the last show of the NA tour but LAX keeps delaying his flight :( (Camden)
Pete posting food onto his story that is presumably on Patrick’s piano to practice for medley lol
DEAD ON ARRIVAL WITH RATS!!!
Rats requested Dead On Arrival a bunch of times!!
“Awww :(” Patrick after Pete said that this is the last night of the us leg of the tour
JET PACK BLUES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2018 FOR MEDLEY
Jet Pack Blues into I’ve Got a Dark Alley into Golden for medley </3
LIVE FUCKING DEBUT OF FUCKING PAVLOVE
TRIPLE FUCKING 8 BALL
Somehow fucking predicted a triple 8 ball a couple of days ago 0.0
manicpixiefinalgirl on tiktok started a Joe chant in the pit!!
Hello if you’ve made it this far!! Ty for taking the time to check this out and go through it all!
This will be back for FOB’s Japan shows later this month and for their shows in Europe in October and November, so stay tuned for that!
I had a fantastic time following the North American tour with everyone, can’t wait to do it again with you all soon! :)
256 notes · View notes
silly-little-gooses · 5 months
Text
what your favorite the inheritance games character says about you!
from my humble little brain (pls don’t get offended this is a joke)
~ avery - you’re sticking with the classic. a good choice, although a bit boring. you definitely relate to her *cough* daddy issues *cough* and you dream of becoming rich. tig gave you very high standards for men and you’re questioning if they will ever be met.
~ jameson - you’re either madly in love with him or you think he’s cool and relate to his trauma. you’re definitely fun, perhaps irresponsible. you’re extremely loyal and absolutely hilarious pls marry me.
~ grayson - WE GET IT. YOU LIKE HIM. 😐.
~ xander - you have excellent taste, my friend. you definitely relate to him *cough* daddy issues pt 2 *cough* and struggle with being good enough. however, your trauma has made you funny so that’s a plus!
~ nash - to be so fr, idk if yall exist. he is a criminally underrated character. either you think you’re quirky by picking the least popular brother or you think he’s underrated (like me). nash got you into western style and now you say “howdy” unironically.
~ libby - you are an absolute legend. ik I’ve said this but you definitely relate to her trauma with parent issues and abusive relationships. you’re also the sweetest human being ever and ilysm let’s be friends and bake pastries together and have picnics in the woods yk
~ max - god tier sense of humor. you’ve also probably never cursed a day in your life and you’re glad you finally found a character that captured your escense. you either desperately want a xander in your life or you want to be the cool rich sassy single aunt/uncle. either way, ily.
~ emily - you don’t exist
~ eve - you REALLY don’t exist
~ rebecca - hello lgbtq+ community. we get it, you’re angry and angsty and you have great music taste, okay? if you’re queer, you def had internalized homophobia as a child and if you’re not queer, then you just really relate to a character with anxiety.
~ thea - you’re so cool. a bit judgy at times, but still cool!
~ alisa - I support all women’s rights and wrongs and I will support you on your plots for revenge or whenever you’re feeling stressed pooks <3
~ oren - icon. that’s you. that’s all, byeeee!
58 notes · View notes
findafight · 2 years
Text
I think max grabbing the binoculars from Lucas in order to see Steve's hairy chest is so funny because you've got two options on how to read their relationship and it's hilarious either way.
Option 1: max has a crush on Steve
Cute and funny, he's obviously a positive figure in her life that is unattainable romantically so it's harmless, but that doesn't mean she's above ogling him even if she has to snatch binoculars from her ex boyfriend who she still has a crush on. Iconic fifteen year old behaviour.
Option 2: max and Steve have a sibling-like relationship with no crush.
Max snagging those so quick is hilarious she said "I have to see this for blackmail and teasing purposes. Gimme" and then will proceed to roast him. I know this because my brother is gross and I've SPRINTED into a room so I could witness something first hand for later mockery. He's also hairier than Steve and has been teased about it. Max is about to get some sweet drags on about Steve and his hairy chest and how maybe if he grew less his stupid patchy moustache would be filled in better. As is her right.
845 notes · View notes