#this is how that scene went right?

[calum-squish]

Chiron: Your father needs you to go to the underworld.

Percy: Fuck my dad! I ain't goin.

Grover: Your mom's in the underworld.

Percy: When do we leave

[dumbassdumas]

[aprill-99]

How it started *Under the Mountain*:

Feyre: “So that’s the love of my life.”

Rhys: “Really? Tamlin? That guy?”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Rhys: “And prayers. Girl what-”

Where it went *Early ACOWAR*:

Feyre: “So this is my mate.”

Lucien: “Really? Your mate is that guy?? Rhysand???”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Lucien: “And Prayers. Girl what-”

[underclerysclock]

[noodlesarecheese]

Fearne: Wow, I can't believe I'm going to sleep with the champion of Asmodeus...

Chetney, jealous: I mean, you don't have to.

Fearne: No, I'm gonna <3

[themistymountainscold]

jonathan, whispering to joyce: mum has no idea i’m high

joyce: you’re high?

jonathan: oh sorry

jonathan, whispering to argyle: mum has no idea i’m high

[vashrektomy]

[absolutelyarealperson]

Thinking about how Day said Mhok couldn't flirt and Mhok was like "watch me; I'm about to flirt with you so hard"

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 377

Agatha: “You’re supposed to be a myth! A being capable of spontaneous creation, and here you are - using it to make breakfast for dinner”

Wanda: *raises hands to gather and summon a ball of red magic*

Y/N, butting in: “I happen to think she makes excellent eggs on toast!”

Wanda: “Thank you so much love, but now is not the time”

*Wanda holds Y/N back from launching themselves at Agatha for insulting her mediocre cooking*

[enby-ernhardt]

Not sure which is better, so have both :)

[a-flaming-idiot]

Emonette: *Holding a sword to Marinette's throat* Marinette: "Aren't you tired of going apeshit?" Marinette: "Don't you wanna just be nice?!"

[lawful-evil-novelist]

Zak, holding Nalfein's face: I know you can think, give me a solution to the stinking cloud guessing game, give me a solution. Nalfein: Fighters ain't shit. Zak: NO.

[aprill-99]

Nikolai: “Baghra!? I thought you were a myth!”

Baghra: “Well, you were myth-taken.”

[hetianxmomo]

My favorite part:

[thirteenth-fangirl]

Rumpelstilzken : *drops to one knee*

Regina : Oh my god its finally happening

Rumple : *Falls over*

Regina : His heart is giving up

[themistymountainscold]

anakin: 'tis but a scratch!

obi-wan: a scratch?! your arms off!

anakin: no it isn't.

obi-wan, pointing at anakin's arm on the floor: what's that, then?

anakin:

anakin: i've had worse.