#this is some fucking lore
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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end
#formula 1#kimi raikkonen#sebastian vettel#nico rosberg#mark webber#jenson button#mika häkkinen#david coulthard#brocedes#makkinen#simi#sky sports can we please have this next year i beg of you#do it for the memes#it would only take like three shots of tequila for nico to spill some clinically INSANE fucking brocedes lore#mika sipping his drink in the hot tub facetiming michael showing their kids drunken attempts of hijinks and shenanigans
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For kanamafu week which is only on twitter ok so im posting it early here shhh
#Ok so basically the lore of april fools 1 au is tjat mafuyu is on the fucking brink but he decides to take a walk and sees#yume yume jump performing and hes enamored by how pathetic she is so he sticks around after the performance to get her story and ends up#crashing at her house for the nihgt because he has nothing left and then some pretty gay stuff happens#Source: I made it up#Also its like wow because peter and lois griffin image they would find each other in any universe#ok anyway#project sekai#mafuyu asahina#kanade yoisaki#kanamafu#half art#kanamafu week
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twinkclaren vs brocedes is literally hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby cause i don't think you guys understand how much more intense and insane those merc title fights were compared to whatever mclaren has going on right now. it doesn't even come close. the lore isn't as deep. the stakes don't feel as high. the guy leading the championship would give a thumbs up if he wins and the guy who is the championship contender has daily crash outs about everything. the only thing that's vaguely similar is that they're being bullied by a 4x redbull world champion.
#LIKE 😭 BE SO FR RN#landoscar/brocedes parallels... girl u have to have some lore and some aura for that... mclaren only has blinding orange to offer#I LOVE oscar to death he's a cutiepie but it doesn't even come close omg 😭 call me when they're 1 point away from eo and crash eo out#and listen twinkclaren is so fucking gay. they're so fruity. but they're not bitter and rancid enough for this title fight.#give the wdc to verstappen until the twinks lock in and cant even look at each other on the podium while they stand shoulder to shoulder#then we'll talk#f1#formula 1#formula one#brocedes#twinkclaren#landoscar#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#lando norris#oscar piastri#comparing lando to lewis is so funny only thing they got common is 5 letter names that start from l
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im sorry this made me laugh so f*cking hard i had to share it here too
#spoilers for dmc netflix anime#i jst watched Smvr speedrun Bloody Palace in cold sweat and u want me to be nice to Demons#i hope everyone starts making running jokes about being nice to demons while doing combos on them then#The show was great in terms of (kinda keeping them in character) but the alternate timeline was still kinda funky#enzo was funny as hell though i cant deny that#also the us military being able to overtake hell is stupid i forgot to include this#but its a good thing the plot isnt anywhere near connected to the the actual lore LMFAO#but I really think this show would be a shitty way to start dmc#devil may cry#id give it a 6/10#dmc#devil may cry 5#dmc 5#dante sparda#vergil sparda#incorrect dmc quotes#dmc memes#vergil dmc#dante dmc#devil may cry anime#devil may cry netflix#the anime’s a fucking joke#a good comparison to this would be like warhammer#why the fuck would you sympathize with heretics the whole fucking game is about killing heretics u fucking moron#sorry (that’s harsh) LMFAO#im only going to forgive adi shanker (im never forgiving adi shanker LMAO) is if he at least makes up some good ass backstory for#vergil and nero’s mom (how they meet and stuff) hopefully they explore that :3
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The thing is, it's not about the Therapy Speak. It's not that everyone who disliked DAV hates healthy communication as a dynamic in fiction. It's not even about only being allowed to be a good guy, really, because most of us did do that anyways (though the option not being there is a loss I grieve even if I never chose it myself, but that's another rant for another day).
It's that DAV does all that stuff at the expense of being believable. At the expense of characters being permitted to have personalities. At the expense of emotions behaving the way emotions actually work for people. At the expense of letting the plot build tension through the stakes we're forced to grapple with.
Half the fics out there take the conflicts between the characters in the previous games and resolve them. I do it myself ALL THE TIME because I like to find a path to resolution through just about any conflict, that's what fascinates me about telling these stories. But the higher the stakes, the harder a conflict is to resolve. You CAN resolve any conflict, you CAN communicate healthily through any emotion, but you can't skip the time it takes to process it all to even be able to communicate it. As someone whose got CPTSD and recovered from many Traumas, I can tell you that the TIME it takes to work through it is not something you can fast track, and the ups and downs of your emotions on that journey can't be skipped. It doesn't matter if you know exactly how to do it, exactly how it's going to feel, or exactly what the end state will be, you CAN'T speedrun it.
DAV has stakes that are astronomical, but nobody treats them that way. Nobody experiences denial - a common psychological reaction to being presented with information that shatters your worldview. Nobody expresses any distrust in the establishments handing out this information - something common among cultures that have at times been at war, even if those wars are "resolved" in the present. Nobody really ever breaks down - something that any person is capable of under extreme circumstances, especially when facing multiple crises of faith that challenge everything they thought they knew about themselves. Nobody blows their lid because they've been repressing the hell out of everything. Nobody grieves for southern Thedas, the entire thing dying off screen and giving you, the player, NO way to engage with it in any way.
Not to mention there are barely any inter-party conflicts, when there should be a lot more. Why is everyone (except Spite) fine with it if Emmrich sacrifices Manfred to become a lich? Why is everyone fine with Illario potentially being set free if he was working with the venatori and Elgar'nan, two sources that have actively attacked everyone in the party? Why doesn't Neve resent Lucanis if Treviso is picked? Why doesn't Harding get pissed off at Nevarra for having a secret society of liches that never helped during the Inquisition's war against the breach and corypheus? Why doesn't Harding feel ANYTHING about Ferelden and the rest of the south? Shouldn't Harding resent the fact that she's stuck in the north while her home dies?
All of these conflicts ARE resolvable, but not easily. And it's not believable that they're never brought up. It's not believable that these characters skip through everything that happens with like, barely a frowny face most of the time. In DAO, Alistair leaves if you don't treat his conflicts with respect. In DA2, your party members try to kill each other if you don't pay attention to their conflicts/emotional needs. In DAI, people can leave or betray you, Cassandra throws a chair at Varric and tries to body him out a window. ALL of these can be resolved but it takes effort, and the characters get to SHOW that they're bothered by them and struggling the way a person would when faced with those emotions.
The problem isn't the therapy speak, or that everyone is loyal and won't leave, or that they aren't mean to each other enough. It's that it's toxic positivity. It's toxic as fuck to imply that anger or grief should be smiled over or else you're giving up, and it's damaging to people to avoid engaging with their own negative emotional responses to extremely negative stimuli. It's pasting optimism over very real, very weighty issues, sweeping it all under the rug, and you keep waiting for the lid to blow off the pressure cooker that creates, but it never does. It never becomes anything that emulates real emotions, which is why the whole damn thing feels hollow. Everything's dying and nobody cares, not even about themselves, and that's NOT healthy communication.
It's bullshit, half-assed storytelling that didn't tell us the actual story, just the vague idea of what it could have been.
#zombolouge writes#dragon age#dragon age spoilers#DAV#DAV Spoilers#DAV critical#veilguard critical#been rolling this one around in my head for a while because I know it wasn't “healthy communication” that was pissing me off#I write healthy communication all the goddamn time and people seem to enjoy it#but I also treat the trauma and the problems with fucking respect#ignoring your negative emotions is a form of self-destruction#it's just not how psychology works#and this is indeed not even addressing all the lore conflicts that they want us to think got fixed in the last ten years off screen#or the erasure of the complicated parts of some of the factions *cough the Crows cough*#but like JUST as a baseline JUST the emotional handling of the narrative is wack as fuck
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these two are so interesting to me
characters belong to @canisalbus
#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying)#actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it#but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo#but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try#so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine#god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos#i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope#what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures#my art#myart#others ocs#vasco#machete#vaschete#furry art#fur#anthro
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I feel like the Robins probably watched horror movies to really up their game, taking notes on the gestures and body language that would creep you out. "Criminals are a superstitious lot", so yeah the guy in full body armour that could beat you up would suck, but a small child, somewhere in the dark, with an echoing laugh all around you as you fire off a hail of bullets, somehow dodging everything and gleefully messing you up. That's psychological warfare.
#I love when people add cryptid lore to the batfam#so I one hundred percent see some of the robins as some scary as fuck trickster stuff before they evolve into something else#batman#batfamily#dc robins#did stephanie giggle? Idk but I'm adding her to the roster of terrifying child hero#dick grayson#jason todd#dami definitely wouldn't giggle#but he'd spook you in that inescapable relentlessly spooky unaffected ghost kid way#dc comics#tim seems like he'd do some unhinged shit#tim drake#steph brown
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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A KNIGHT...
the visual inspiration for this was a combination of Frederic William Burton's Meeting on the Turret Stairs and also Bernardo Cavallino's The vision of St. Dominic receiving the Rosary from the Virgin
this was supposed to be just a one off illustration to get the thoughts out of my system, but then I started thinking about medieval politics and warfare and plagues and a castle and home as both a place of refuge, a prison, and a tomb, so perhaps they will end up as ex voto characters as well.
you may say, hey! that rosary looks like it has too many beads! it's a fifteen decade rosary, probably. dominicans are really into marian devotions. it works out.
also. spiral style stair cases. oh boy. it was that unexpectedly more difficult than I originally thought it would be to draw. the more I think about it, the less I understand them, even though I had a million photos of the stairs in front of me while I was drawing it.
⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!
⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app
#the economy and my bank account are in shambles and i ended up stress drawing this whole thing in one go#its so many lines. the next time i draw this. because i will be revisiting this composition. i want to use a different inking brush#i think. but the next time i draw this it will be with solid blacks on the stair case steps i think#hey here's a fun fact for those of you who aren't catholic. did you know that kissing the ring of the pope/a cardinal/etc#grants you an indulgence. cardinals also used to kiss the pope on the mouth. also foot and hand iirc. anyway#there are no cardinals in this drawing but im saying if you write medieval/renaissance smut about men of the cloth#you can really amp up the friction between holy and seductive with a lot of the (gestures vaguely) that.#actually another fun fact about cardinals. their fun sun hat (it's called a galero) has some fucking weird as hell fever dream (literally)#origin lore. so if seductive isn't your thing. the horror of a thing that you wear is also extremely fun#esp when you get into medieval gender performances of clothes and how they define a person etc#generic medieval tag#original tag
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a silmarillion hyperfixation is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to
#but why did it have to be FINALS WEEK#i am knee deep in lore while studying for two exams and revising my portfolio#i have more notes on the telerin language than i do on a class ive been taking for the past four months#i'm having a fucking blast though 😎#silmarillion#the silmarillion#the silm#the silm fandom#tolkien#lord of the rings#who's ready for some STEAMING HOT SEVEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD TEAAAA#and i thought my relatives were bad
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#pokemon#crochet#amigurumi#hydreigon#pokemon crochet#art#artists on tumblr#dragon#plush#foth#fresh off the hook#that means i just made this one!#poll#this took me several hours over two days#there's so many little bits#also for your convenience and my desire for praise here are some pre selected compliments that you may bestow upon me#anonymously even#did i mention it took me many hours and has lots of fiddly bits#it's so much more detailed than pictured#frayed off looking tail and wispy six segmented wings#flower crown eight petal looking things around the head and both hand heads#flat atrophied looking legs (is there a lore reason for that? will check later)#definitely a contender for coolest fucking individual crochet i've made yet
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Hold on everyone I'm gonna be sick thinking about this
The fact the Drifter doesn't even feel like they belong in the Origin System is honestly painful. The fact they feel like everyone likes the Operator more because it's originally their timeline, and they've just grown to already accept that. The fact they feel actually at home in the fucking year of 1999.
The fact they feel like they were essentially being used when being sent back to 1999, but they end up staying and feeling more at home in the year despite being sent there like an errand boy. Feeling at home in a place you've barely been in for too long compared to everywhere else you've been for the rest of your life? That must feel wild, y'know? And exciting, but also terrifying.
They just have never felt like they belonged anywhere, basically, but when being sent off on a mission by the Lotus they end up actually feeling like the place they ended up felt like home. People finally care about them, and even love them. Friendships were formed and maybe even a true and genuine heartfelt relationship. Sure, they're still surrounded by daily threats like the Scaldra and Techrot, but there's people who actively care about their well-being now.
Imagine it, no longer actually being alone for most of your life? Having people who worry about you, for the first time in who knows how many years? Getting genuine human (as 'human' as the protoframes get) interaction instead of being called around to do jobs? To simply just exist in such a place? It must feel like a huge breath of fresh air
It's so human and it's so real. You finally begin to heal from the trauma that's been a part of essentially most- if not all your life before arriving. It's such a stark contrast to how things are in the Origin System. I wouldn't want to leave either.
Yeah I like the 1999 update a normal amount (lying)
#the kimulacrum has been a fucking savior for lore bits because I was able to do some Quincy chats and refresh my memory#sorry im UGH I'M GOING INSANE#I love this upset SO MUCHG#despite a lot of the problems (gameplay wise n stuff); the story as a whole and the idea around it... it makes my autism go wild /pos#the chats especially are probably my favorite part; they give so much and it all feels so genuine it makes me wanna CRY#warframe#warframe posting#warframe 1999#warframe 1999 spoilers#ok autistic rant over proceed with normal conversation
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Counting down the days until we finally get our first Morella flashback. I am desperate to get some solid confirmations about her time alive
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#hell we got Will’s first flashback before her#fucking William god damn Wilson#I mean I’m obviously very happy we’ve gotten some Will lore considering how we barely got any in season one#but I always thought he would be the last one from our current cast to get their first flashback#nevermore#webtoon nevermore#nevermore webtoon#morella nevermore#nevermore morella#text post meme#nevermore text post memes
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Just spent the past bajillion hours making Quinn's flat on floorplanner, so now of course I have to share with the class~
The basic layout:

He's got a flat in Sheffield near the city center--second floor (1st for British people lol) and it's within walking distance to a nice park. He's only ever here when he has extended leave, so it mostly stays as a stale, untouched bachelor pad


Now that he's got Fig (miss diva queen extraordinaire), he's been taking to sleeping on the pull-out couch in the living room, as Figgy-girl gets the bedroom to herself 💅 class
Quinn's 'bed':


Here's the view from the entryway:

Kitchen (usually a mess):



Bedroom (Fig's room)



Potty room:


Miscellaneous views:




I didn't take pics of the small closet room at the front but it exists (mostly for junk)
Anyway, I had faaaar too much fun with this, and I really recommend checking this site out (there's a free version where you get access to everything, but I updated to the 5 dolla version to get better pics 🤙)
Dare I make Vincent and Stuart's bungalow next..?? It might take a while..but I'm tempted....
#quinncent#this goes in#lore⟡#because it's important !!!#I'm lowkey obsessed with this and have been feverishly designing it for the past day and a half 🙃#unfortunately I had to weed through a lot of trendy crap for my desired 'single male aesthetic' but I think it comes across nicely#just picturing quinn pick up some guy off grindr and he's like??? you gave your dog the bedroom?? and then they bone on the fucking pullout#he doesn't call him back🥰
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I like my new pencils so much you get a shadownilla sketch
#fanart#my art#sketch#crk#crk fanart#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#Based on me re-watching ch 7 it has that specific vibe#Sure ch 8 is fine but THIS was what caught my attention and made me wait for ch 8 to come out#PV is so sad throughout it it's insane#I play with jp dub and good god jp PV <:(#traditional art#I rarely if ever actually get into a ship like that#Not like THAT is referring to the dynamic or characters#I'm usually quiet about shipping stuff in general#And idk I like the ship specifically in this one case and some other#This and purelily they're cute and I love the lore of their fucked up dynamic#Combine those two and I'll be fine as well#PV gets two evil nerds on a price of one pfff
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mmmind crab.
#hey.... so theres this minecraft youtuber ..........#honestly i started watching her because i saw some really cool art of these two and got curious and wanted to watch something and draw#uh... well. erm. i did not end up drawing what i was going to draw but. uhm#. my bad#anyways#it was so interesting i forgot what i was doing. very fun though#very new to it all tbough i dont know or understand all the lore yet. but its interesting and fun#i think its funny when shes evil and fucked up though. big fan of that#dont know how to tag this and honestly not sure if i want to#pearlescentmoon#and also a small spider gem but thats not enough to tag i think#also currently watching a little bit of her stuff too#big fan of the little red wolf vibe btw#not sure if thats what she actually has going for her or not though but thats what ive got so far#brief moment of weakness surely this will not have consequences
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happy new year~~
#have some sketches#im gonna approach this differently so you get these!#if you know the lore you know what these are#graphart#sans#bone lust#hhhhrrrgggasjdhjkahdkjashd#waaaauughhhghg BARK BARK BARK#he makes me so crazy i love him so mcuh fuck fuck fuckkkk aufgh.
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