#this made no sense

[hellsite-detective]

Can you find that one post that talks about tragedy being about heroes in the wrong story and how Hamlet and Othello would have gotten happy endings if the heroes were switched? Thank you Detective even if you choose not to take my case I really appreciate the work you do (I almost inaccurately referred to you as Mr. Detective and I have no idea why).

alas, poor post case. i knew it, client. a case of infinite jest, of most excellent knowledge: Google hath borne me posts a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my quest it is! my files yearn for it. here hung my hat that i removed when day is done. where be your post now? your text? your pictures? your literary lessons, that were brought to mine dashboard in stride? not one now, to ask for "hamlet othello switched?" a post found?

now get you to my filing cabinet, and tell it, let it prepare for this post, to this favor it shall be brought. make it file away...

Post Case: Closed

[kb-cant-comprehend]

I have GGY brainrot so I need to share this.

So in SB, Gregory is hesitant and stutters when Freddy asks his name. Hear me out. The reason for that is Gregory has memory issues and didn’t remember his name and the only “person” he had talked to recently was probably Glitchtrap, and GT might have just called him “GGY” like how it calls Vanessa “Vanny”. Can you imagine him meeting up with Tony later on (bc I refuse to believe he’s dead) and not remembering anything? Just a thought I had.

[iloveonionsverymuch]

Hey can we as a community stop combining ace and aro and aroace by default?

I love being ace. I love aro and aroace people (yall are cool). But i hate not having anything to relate to because im still romantic despite a lack of sexual attraction.

Idk just thinkin

[stewieonthewall]

wouldn't mind p and her playing on the same team if it was intended to be temporary like if they ever did the olympics together again I'd be like cool but a permanent team I'd probably snap and kill multiple people maybe in a couple years the murderous urge will have been tempered

LMAOOO

yeah that’s more what i’m thinking idk how well it would work for several years

unrelated kinda i’m so sat for what’s gonna be happening 5-10 years from now w everyone like i wanna see the epilogue 🤪

[agent-314]

I imagined this in my head and giggled to myself like a weirdo, so obviously I had to draw it.

[bumblebeehug]

sometimes i want to consume nalu content exactly how i consume an ice cream on a hot summer day. just licking the melted ice cream off the side of the cone and then chomp down the cone like a carrot. mmmm so so yummy and delicious. lucy loves natsu’s hot breath on her neck when she’s falling asleep.

[violetbauds]

How is anyone supposed to figure out their sexuality

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[polarsirens]

Blimey.

[yellowvixen]

week 32: transparent!

[deep-space-netwerk]

So Venus is my favorite planet in the solar system - everything about it is just so weird.

It has this extraordinarily dense atmosphere that by all accounts shouldn't exist - Venus is close enough to the sun (and therefore hot enough) that the atmosphere should have literally evaporated away, just like Mercury's. We think Earth manages to keep its atmosphere by virtue of our magnetic field, but Venus doesn't even have that going for it. While Venus is probably volcanically active, it definitely doesn't have an internal magnetic dynamo, so whatever form of volcanism it has going on is very different from ours. And, it spins backwards! For some reason!!

But, for as many mysteries as Venus has, the United States really hasn't spent much time investigating it. The Soviet Union, on the other hand, sent no less than 16 probes to Venus between 1961 and 1984 as part of the Venera program - most of them looked like this!

The Soviet Union had a very different approach to space than the United States. NASA missions are typically extremely risk averse, and the spacecraft we launch are generally very expensive one-offs that have only one chance to succeed or fail.

It's lead to some really amazing science, but to put it into perspective, the Mars Opportunity rover only had to survive on Mars for 90 days for the mission to be declared a complete success. That thing lasted 15 years. I love the Opportunity rover as much as any self-respecting NASA engineer, but how much extra time and money did we spend that we didn't technically "need" to for it to last 60x longer than required?

Anyway, all to say, the Soviet Union took a more incremental approach, where failures were far less devastating. The Venera 9 through 14 probes were designed to land on the surface of Venus, and survive long enough to take a picture with two cameras - not an easy task, but a fairly straightforward goal compared to NASA standards. They had…mixed results.

Venera 9 managed to take a picture with one camera, but the other one's lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 10 also managed to take a picture with one camera, but again the other lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 11 took no pictures - neither lens cap deployed this time.

Venera 12 also took no pictures - because again, neither lens cap deployed.

Lotta problems with lens caps.

For Venera 13 and 14, in addition to the cameras they sent a device to sample the Venusian "soil". Upon landing, the arm was supposed to swing down and analyze the surface it touched - it was a simple mechanism that couldn't be re-deployed or adjusted after the first go.

This time, both lens caps FINALLY ejected perfectly, and we were treated to these marvelous, eerie pictures of the Venus landscape:

However, when the Venera 14 soil sampler arm deployed, instead of sampling the Venus surface, it managed to swing down and land perfectly on….an ejected lens cap.

[hoodedjelly]

Still Feel by Half Alive

(there is a second of flashing at the start was unsure if i should tag it or not, but this is the warning)

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[hinamie]

new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me

[thxnks4themrms]

Dude I feel asleep at like idfk when but I woke up panicking bc I heard that opening thing in mystery of love (cuz I was listening to my playlist for Mari) and got so scared I thought it was my alarm

ONTOP OF THAT ITS LIKE 6 AND SORTA DARK N THATS THE SAME TIME I WAKE UP IN TGE MORNING

[chloesimaginationthings]

Yall ever think about how Nightmare bb is canon in FNAF

[i-am-not-a-who-i-am-a-what]

so who else is screaming about everything we learned today